HVAC lady used my toilet

[Brutus 2,206]

 

As the title says, this woman used my bathroom and I heard everything!

So today I had my furnace serviced for the year. Instead of the usual beefy middle aged guys I've gotten over the years, I opened my front door and was met by a woman in tight blue cargo pants, black boots and light blue shirt holding her tool bag. She looked to be about 40, blonde hair in a ponytail, around 5 foot 8, thick curvy shape. She had a raspy voice and the rough looking face typical of heavy drinkers and smokers. I liked her rugged look and found her to be very attractive. She was nice, energetic, and talkative as I led her down to my furnace. She started taking parts off and looking at everything. I stood there at the bottom of the steps and answered her questions. While she was working, she bent over deeply and what an incredible view of her ass that was. Her pants were tight enough that I could see she clearly had no panty lines.

After a few minutes of talking to her I went up to the kitchen to have a seat and wait. As I was sitting, she took a short phone call from another technician and I was amused at her foul mouth as she used the f word a lot. After a while she came up and went out to her van for supplies. When she came back, the real magic began when she apologized and asked if she could use my bathroom, saying her coffee had run through her. I really wasn't expecting it and almost died from the excitement as I said sure and pointed her to my bathroom, directly attached to my kitchen, no more than 6 feet from where I was seated. She hurried in and that alone told me it was going to be good and holy shit it was... Before she closed the door, I acted like I was walking into the next room so she wouldn't think I was still sitting right outside. When she closed the door, I heard her lift the toilet seat up like guys typically do, which makes sense since it's visibly crooked a bit because it needs tightened back down. The key thing is that she hovered because of this. Almost immediately after I heard the seat go up, she made an unbelievable power stream that even I wasn't expecting. I knew it would be strong but when she started, it still shook my nerves hearing how much pressure was behind it. No one has ever made that much noise in my bathroom. I could've easily heard her on the other side of the house. It was a beautiful combo of LOUD forceful hissing and deep roaring flood in the toilet. She wasn't holding back and pushed it out with no shame. It went on for a long time before she stopped, then started again for a good while longer at the same pressure. Seemed somewhere around 25 seconds total.

I heard her put the seat back down and flush, then she came out, didn't wash her hands. She sighed in relief as she opened the door, then thanked me and went back down to the furnace. I stood in shock trying to calm my heart rate. I went in and checked and you could tell a woman had used it just from the smell around the toilet. It was unmistakable. I could tell she also did not wipe because my fresh roll of tissue hadn't been opened. Best part, I lifted the seat back up and it was wet with her drips on most of the perimeter, so she either started messy before it straightened or she had a second stream spray upward briefly. If her full flow had been at that angle it would've been a huge mess everywhere. She also splashed a bit on the back of my toilet under the seat, it was hard to see with my rather dim lighting in there but she must've known that would happen, thus her decision to lift the seat in the first place. When I saw all of this, I could've cried it was so hot, knowing she pissed with the pressure of a wild animal, hovered, splashed and didn't wipe! I left her drips right where they were.

She finished tuning up my furnace about 20 minutes later and came up. I paid her, she thanked me again, saying that she would've peed on herself soon if I hadn't let her use my bathroom. I was just trying to not let on how happy I was that she used it as I walked her out.

 

 

Edited October 8, 2020 by Brutus

[Cuckoo42 1,274]

wow great story, but didnt wash her hands? Thats a no-no in my book.

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

Great account, and for me that last sentence of her telling you that you saved her from wetting is the icing on the cake.

I love those situations when a lady will confess to an almost complete stranger that they are, or were bursting. I have this idea in my mind that I'd reply with a subtle half jokey comment, the sort of thing that could be played down but could also lead to a deeper conversation - like discussing the occupational hazards of being a service engineer on the road and strange places she'd been desperate before.  Or "Oh no! is that speaking from experience?"  Then my brain never works quick enough, or it suddenly feels too creepy and I just end up smiling sympathetically.

As for the not washing hands - I guess her hands were already dirty from her work and apart from touching the toilet seat it sounds like the rest of her pee was hands free anyway.

[Alfresco 11,630]

Fantastic experience.  Love the fact that she made a bit of splatter as well and didn't wipe.   On the subject of wiping, it reminds me of a joke "What's the difference between a university and a technical college?  - At University they teach you to wash your hands thoroughly after you urinate.  At Technical College they teach you not to piss on your hands....."

I reckon that you could have had an enjoyable chat with her about peeing.  Given that (a) you didn't know her and (b) she seemed to be quite at ease making the sounds, I think I would not have been able to resist saying something about the power of her stream.  It could have been an interesting opening to a conversation.  I would have probably just started with "Wow, you rattled the windows there, you must have been really desperate!"   She probably would have laughed and said something about how much she needed to go.   You may even have been able to start the questions about whether many people refuse use of facilities and what does she do then?  You may have got some good stories about squatting by the van.  She obviously wasn't the sort that would be delicate and offended by such conversation.  I know it is difficult at the time, because you are not expecting it and then get very unsure about what is safe to discuss, but I think you could have had some fun there.

Is there any way you can request the same engineer for next year?   Say how good she was or something and request that she returns?  Of course, make sure that you make her a drink next time as well.

[Brutus 2,206]

5 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Great account, and for me that last sentence of her telling you that you saved her from wetting is the icing on the cake.

I love those situations when a lady will confess to an almost complete stranger that they are, or were bursting. I have this idea in my mind that I'd reply with a subtle half jokey comment, the sort of thing that could be played down but could also lead to a deeper conversation - like discussing the occupational hazards of being a service engineer on the road and strange places she'd been desperate before.  Or "Oh no! is that speaking from experience?"  Then my brain never works quick enough, or it suddenly feels too creepy and I just end up smiling sympathetically.

As for the not washing hands - I guess her hands were already dirty from her work and apart from touching the toilet seat it sounds like the rest of her pee was hands free anyway.

I too liked that she revealed how desperate she was, mainly because of how personal that is. Even though she apologized for asking, she still wasn't ashamed or insecure about it. I wish I'd thought to pry a little and ask if that happens often on the job but I didn't even think to do so. I'm sure she would've been okay answering. With the hand washing, I agree, they were dirty already, covered with black soot, plus she didn't wipe so probably didn't touch herself down there anyway. 

[Brutus 2,206]

3 hours ago, Alfresco said:

Fantastic experience.  Love the fact that she made a bit of splatter as well and didn't wipe.   On the subject of wiping, it reminds me of a joke "What's the difference between a university and a technical college?  - At University they teach you to wash your hands thoroughly after you urinate.  At Technical College they teach you not to piss on your hands....."

I reckon that you could have had an enjoyable chat with her about peeing.  Given that (a) you didn't know her and (b) she seemed to be quite at ease making the sounds, I think I would not have been able to resist saying something about the power of her stream.  It could have been an interesting opening to a conversation.  I would have probably just started with "Wow, you rattled the windows there, you must have been really desperate!"   She probably would have laughed and said something about how much she needed to go.   You may even have been able to start the questions about whether many people refuse use of facilities and what does she do then?  You may have got some good stories about squatting by the van.  She obviously wasn't the sort that would be delicate and offended by such conversation.  I know it is difficult at the time, because you are not expecting it and then get very unsure about what is safe to discuss, but I think you could have had some fun there.

Is there any way you can request the same engineer for next year?   Say how good she was or something and request that she returns?  Of course, make sure that you make her a drink next time as well.

Yeah I probably could've started some level of dialogue with her but my mind just wasn't thinking like that and she spoke of her desperation after I'd paid her and she was heading toward the door, so it wasn't a good time to hold her up with pee questions anyway. I should've said something earlier while she was still working.

I thought about requesting her next year, as her name is on the invoice. I think I'll give it a try!

[BlindListener 152]

Brutus,

Thanks for sharing your fernus lady story.  I also think that you should request her next year.

[luv2watch 110]

In hindsight, I am wondering if she would have let you watch her pee.

You could have jokingly said  " Only if I can join you".

There is a chance she would have said  something like    " sure, I don't care", and you could watch her piss.

The risk would have been low considering her gruff demeanor.  I am sure she would not have been offended by your sense of humor.

If she does return next year, you might want to consider this  if she needs to pee again.

 

 

 

[Specter 192]

On 10/18/2020 at 12:44 PM, luv2watch said:

In hindsight, I am wondering if she would have let you watch her pee.

You could have jokingly said  " Only if I can join you".

There is a chance she would have said  something like    " sure, I don't care", and you could watch her piss.

The risk would have been low considering her gruff demeanor.  I am sure she would not have been offended by your sense of humor.

If she does return next year, you might want to consider this  if she needs to pee again.

 

 

 

Agreed. It's happened to me before so why can't it happen to him? Haha

[Great Horned Owl 574]

Why didn't you ask her on a date?

[BlindListener 152]

Hello Brutus,

 

A few years have gone by, and I assume that you did not get the nerve up to request the woman technician since you haven't posted any updates.

[Brutus 2,206]

On 4/24/2023 at 9:58 PM, BlindListener said:

Hello Brutus,

 

A few years have gone by, and I assume that you did not get the nerve up to request the woman technician since you haven't posted any updates.

No, I never bothered. Funny thing is I did spot her at Walmart last year around Christmas, with some dude of course.