Alfresco's Pee Sightings

[Alfresco 11,639]

Another VERY near miss today.  5:15 pm and I was out on my bike.  Two twenty something girls came out of a corner shop and looked around then shouted a girl’s name.   Two also twenty something girls came out of the bushes laughing.  One of the girls from the shop called “Where have you been?”   One of the girls from the bushes called back “I needed a pee”.   They laughed and then joined each other and walked off along the road.

The girl that was peeing was a tall girl with a tight fitting t shirt covering medium curvy boobs and had light blue jeans which were tightly fitted to her shapely rear.

I went into the bushes and sure enough there were wet leaves on the floor and splatter at the base of the brick wall.   I put my fingers on the leaves and they were warm.  I licked my fingers and it was very dilute.

A bit disappointed that I didn’t see the action but it was nice to know it was happening there at 5:15 in the evening and only about 500m from my house!

Very similar to my last sighting really but I didn’t see any of her getting dressed or anything.  Just the two girls emerging from the bushes. 

[Alfresco 11,639]

Very frustrated tonight.  I have missed multiple sightings. It was made worse because I really thought I was going to see them but was dragged away.

I went to the beach with my wife.   We went to a relatively quiet beach, but there were still quite a few people around.   I wasn’t expecting to see anything because we were on an open stretch of beach and I was with my wife, so I could hardly go off  and hang around where I thought peeing may occur.  Now I need to explain for anyone who doesn’t know, my wife is very aware that I like seeing women peeing outside, but she has said in the past that she doesn’t want me to tell her about it.

After sitting on the beach for a while, we decided to walk along the pavement at the top of the beach.   As we were walking along, I noted five young ladies walking along, behind a wall on the other side of the road.   They were taller than the wall, with the wall roughly at chest height.   I made a comment that there must be a path between the wall and the hedge.  She agreed and sait must be part of the park.  The girls then stopped and spread out so they were about a metre between each of them and rpthey stood with their backs to the wall and therefore to us.   I said to my wife “I reckon they are going to pee there” .  She said “No, they can’t be.”  I said “ watch, I bet they all duck down out of sight behind the wall.   A few seconds later, that is exactly what they did. “There you go” I said.  She said “They may have just gone down the hill”

Now, knowing my wife’s attitude, I should have left it at that.  However, I was getting excited, knowing that immediately behind that wall were 5 young ladies baring their bottoms and flooding the path, so I said “Let’s check then” and I started crossing the road towards the end of the wall, with the hope of looking back along the path.  She was holding my hand and put up no resistance to crossing the road, so I thought she was going to let me get a look and my heart started going faster.   However, just as we were getting to the wall, she firmly pulled me away and said “You can’t do that”. I asked why and she said it was disgusting and it is other people (presumably meaning she didn’t w@nt me looking at others instead of her).  She dragged me onwards and I made my next mistake of calling her a spoilsport when she knew I liked girls peeing.  That put her in a huff and she stopped holding my hand and folded her arms.

it was made worse by the fact that as we moved away from the end of the wall, another four girls went round the end of the wall.  They stopped dead, and laughed, presumably seeing the squatting girls, and presumably going for the same reason as they huddled together and then also dropped down out of sight.

It took about five minutes for me to convince my wife that it was nothing against her and just something I like to see.  She still wasn’t happy with the idea, but did go back to holding my hand.  However, I have spent from then to now being frustrated and fed up.   Sorry, but I had to vent it somewhere.

I am also lying here in bed thinking about how many sightings there must have been available at the various beaches nearby this evening, but I can’t go and enjoy them.  Ah well, I guess there will be a next time.

Edited May 29, 2021 by Alfresco

[harry_jones_1975 604]

Bad luck chap

I thought I saw a woman dart into undergrowth tonight but couldn't follow her as I was in my running shorts and there were way too many stinging nettles so like you can only dream of what my view might have been. 

[Carb0nBased 647]

On 5/29/2021 at 2:30 PM, Alfresco said:

Now, knowing my wife’s attitude, I should have left it at that.  However, I was getting excited, knowing that immediately behind that wall were 5 young ladies baring their bottoms and flooding the path, so I said “Let’s check then” and I started crossing the road towards the end of the wall, with the hope of looking back along the path.  She was holding my hand and put up no resistance to crossing the road, so I thought she was going to let me get a look and my heart started going faster.   However, just as we were getting to the wall, she firmly pulled me away and said “You can’t do that”. I asked why and she said it was disgusting and it is other people (presumably meaning she didn’t w@nt me looking at others instead of her).  She dragged me onwards and I made my next mistake of calling her a spoilsport when she knew I liked girls peeing.  That put her in a huff and she stopped holding my hand and folded her arms.

You certainly seem like a guy who isn't afraid to push his luck. I bet there aren't many girlfriends/wives who would be OK with their boyfriends/husbands quite obviously perving over other women in front of them, and especially while holding their hand and at least pretending to be romantic (I know there are some--particularly in "kinky" and polyamorous circles there are probably quite a few).

This isn't like admitting a celebrity crush, or even getting caught ogling a hot girl who passes by, this is in some way having a real-life intimate experience with another woman (even if the other woman isn't consenting to being part of your experience and doesn't see it that way). 

I get you're disappointed (what fetishist wouldn't be?), but what did you expect? The only thing you could have hoped for was for this to happen sometime when she isn't with you.

Edited June 2, 2021 by Carb0nBased

[peebus10 140]

I love your stories. I have similar experiences and disappointments too. Recently I did not do any scouting but you certainly bring back some good memories . 

[Alfresco 11,639]

On 6/2/2021 at 5:23 AM, Carb0nBased said:

You certainly seem like a guy who isn't afraid to push his luck. I bet there aren't many girlfriends/wives who would be OK with their boyfriends/husbands quite obviously perving over other women in front of them, and especially while holding their hand and at least pretending to be romantic (I know there are some--particularly in "kinky" and polyamorous circles there are probably quite a few).

This isn't like admitting a celebrity crush, or even getting caught ogling a hot girl who passes by, this is in some way having a real-life intimate experience with another woman (even if the other woman isn't consenting to being part of your experience and doesn't see it that way). 

I get you're disappointed (what fetishist wouldn't be?), but what did you expect? The only thing you could have hoped for was for this to happen sometime when she isn't with you.

Sorry I didn't respond earlier - I somehow missed this.   Anyway, yes, I do push it a bit - I really shouldn't have even considered trying to get a look whilst my wife was with me, but I felt like it was a very rare opportunity to see five girls peeing together in broad daylight.  Part of the problem is that we are just never apart in the evenings, so I very rarely get sightings these days.   She has always been fine with me looking at girls and she knows I like seeing girls pee, so I thought I might just get away with it.   Anyway, it did lead to some conversations over the next few days and we are fine.   She thought it would be wrong for me to go looking down that path when I knew there were girls peeing.  I did explain to her that they wouldn't know that I already knew they were there before turning onto the path and they had chosen to pee in a public place, so in actual fact it would be them that were being guilty of doing something "unacceptable", so the worst they could do is shout and/or ask me to give them time to finish.  She still wasn't convinced, but she did get my point.   Anyway, we have left it the same as it used to be which is that she doesn't mind me seeing girls peeing, but she doesn't want to know about it.   Which, unfortunately means the opportunities are rare because the nearest places where there are likely to be multiple sightings are a good hour away, which means that I want to go looking I need at least a few hours of an evening and she would know what I was up to if I went out without her for that long.     So therefore, I'm limited to going looking on the very rare times when I happen to be somewhere on my own.

[Alfresco 11,639]

I did get one sighting yesterday, but it wasn't very exciting.   I was walking through a park at about 6pm.   A Nepalese lady, probably in her 50s walked into the bushes and peed.   She was wearing a long skirt and she stood in a half crouch, pulling the skirt away from her at the back.  She didn't hitch it up, but just peed under the cover of her skirt.   She certainly didn't remove any knickers so she either wasn't wearing any or she peed through them.

[Alfresco 11,639]

Two sightings in broad daylight on Sunday, but both were discrete and I didn't actually see much.  Most people would probably not have given them any notice.

The first was when walking with my wife on a fairly wide path through some woods near a river and some small lakes.   I rounded a bend to see a lady, probably in her forties stood at the edge of the path facing down the bank and towards the trees.  She saw us coming and gestured towards the trees with a "come on hurry up" type of motion.   As we got close, a second lady was clambering up the slope from the trees back to the path.   They quickly turned and headed onwards in front of us.   I looked to the left as we got level with the place and saw that there was a slope down from the path to a level place between a couple of trees next to a stream.   There was no other obvious reason why anyone would go down there, and I'm 95% sure she was having a wee.   

The second was near the lake shore.  There were people kayaking and paddle boarding (SUP) on the lake and a few groups dotted around enjoying watching, having a coffee etc.   One group was of about 8 people, mixed ages from teenagers up to 60's, so probably three generations of a family.   They had a picnic blanket and some were also sat on a bench behind the blanket.   A young lady - probably late teens, early 20s wearing baggy shorts moved to the edge of the picnic blanket and knelt on the grass, just off the blanket, facing away from the group and towards the lake so nobody was between her and the lake.  She spread her knees apart and she put her hands to her crotch and she kept looking down.  She was pulling her shorts to the side and peeing into the grass.  There were people all around and I'm sure her family knew what she was doing but I was probably the only other person who realised.  If she hadn't kept looking down, I may have missed what she was doing.  When she finished she used her hand to flick wipe down her leg, so she must have splashed some pee on her leg, but overall a very nice discrete way of peeing in a very open area.  

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On 5/4/2021 at 10:51 AM, Alfresco said:

 Keep a look out for tissues and other evidence that girls use places as toilets - only the other day I found a tampon package and applicator in some bushes

When I see evidence like this, or discarded condoms, usually take the opportunity to drain my bladder over them as it seems like  a great place to do just that.

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28 minutes ago, UnabashedUser said:

When I see evidence like this, or discarded condoms, usually take the opportunity to drain my bladder over them as it seems like  a great place to do just that.

Yes, definitely.   Although I do think that people should actually clear up after themselves and not leave plastic rubbish in the countryside.   I don't mind tissues as they will soon rot, but plastic wrappers and applicators will be there for a long time - unless of course someone else cleans up.   Whilst I like seeing the evidence because I know what has occurred there, I would still rather that people took it away with them.   It is a general bug bear of mine that people so often go to beauty spots expecting them to be clean and tidy so that they can enjoy themselves and then they leave all their rubbish when they go, so that the next people will be sitting on a rubbish dump.  If they carried it there to eat/drink, surely they can carry the rubbish away!   Some beaches and parks are disgusting after a weekend of sunny weather and there is just no excuse.  Rant over!

[Guest UnabashedUser]

Agree totally. What we're seeing a rash of here in the states are discarded masks everywhere.

Aren't they full of toxic virii?

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[Alfresco 11,639]

I haven't had anything to report recently, but saw two tame sightings yesterday.

I was driving on a dual carriageway and at the side of the road on my carriageway, there was a broken down vehicle with a recovery company in attendance.  I'm guessing they had been there a while as it usually takes some time for the recovery companies to arrive.  There was a young woman in her 20s crouched down in the grass about 30 or 40 feet behind the broken down car.  As I was approaching, she was just standing up and I saw the briefest of flashes of her bum as she simultaneously pulled up her knickers under her skirt whilst rising up from the grass.  As I drew nearer I saw that the recovery driver and another male - presumably her boyfriend/partner were pre-occupied under the bonnet, so I presume she had taken the opportunity to walk back down the road away from them and take advantage of what little cover she could get from the grass.

Further up the road, I noticed a car parked in a layby with a woman looking into a gap in the bushes.  This drew my attention and I observed another woman, probably in her 40s walking out from between the bushes doing up the belt on her jeans.

I haven't had any opportunity to go out for proper sightings recently. Hoping it won't be for too much longer.

[Alfresco 11,639]

I had one sighting today, not brilliant, but I will take it.

I visited a place on a river estuary where there is a small but open car park on the sea front.  It is not much of a beach - just mud and seaweed really, but it is a place you can park and watch boats.  Opposite that car park is another small car park which is for a small wooded area and the car park is a bit more secluded.

I was in the area for a short time in the morning without luck and returned about 3:30.  I only had half an hour as I had to go and meet my wife, but just before I was going to leave at about 4pm, I spotted a couple in their thirties on the pavement, looking across to the wooded car park.   They crossed the road and headed up to the back, then the guy sat on a log and the girl, who looked to be about 3 months pregnant and was wearing a grey dress headed up what I thought was a path leading to the main path.  I went up the main path, but unfortunately the bit she had gone into was just an alcove.   The bushes were quite abundant so I could just make out her squatted down and her bare bum.    I cut through to the car park and came out in front of them, but she heard my feet on the gravel and as I appeared in the car park, she stood up and pulled her dress down.  I walked on by, hoping that she would resume and I could walk back past, but she smoothed her dress and they left, so either she had finished, or had done enough that she didn’t want to risk any more.

Edited September 11, 2021 by Alfresco

[Alfresco 11,639]

I have had the fairly rare situation of having two nights on my own this week.  Tuesday night I spent in a town on the UK South Coast and had over 50 sightings of varying standard.  I won't write them all up as there are too many and quite a few were what I call Grade C & Grade D sightings - i.e. they were either in the distance or it was too dark to see much.   I'll give the rough outline of the night in this post and then will add others relating to the best sightings in more detail.

I knew it was Freshers' Week for the university and therefore there were more likely to be people out mid week than in a usual week, so I thought it would have potential.  I arrived shortly after 10pm and from previous experience went to where the buses drop the university students into town, which is near a small park with a fountain in the middle and few sparse bushes.  

The first sighting was at 10:20 when a group from a bus went to the fountain.  Several blokes were peeing.   One girl reversed into the bushes by the fountain and squatted down, lowering her jeans.   Another girl was holding her coat.  The peeing girl said "I'm such a classy lady, aren't I?" and the other girl laughed.

I stayed in that area or nearby, but moving around between the sections of the park, the bus stops and the nightclub queue for about 2 hours in which time I saw a total of 33 sightings.  I then decided I'd been there long enough and there were no more people coming in on the buses, so I decided that it was time to check out elsewhere.  

I went down by the beach about 12:30 where there was a huge queue for the nightclub there. Blokes and girls were crossing the lower promenade and going round the back of some sales stands that faced the promenade, so they were on the beach side, shielded from the queue and walkers, but visible from the beach, even though the light wasn't great.  I had another 12 sightings at the beach over the next forty minutes, plus I had a few near misses where I could tell someone had peed, but didn't catch her in the act.   Although I'm sure that the sighting rate would continue to be high, I didn't want to hang around too obviously for too long, so I left for a while.

I walked up through town and round by other areas that I know often are busy, but they were all quiet - it seemed that the Tuesday night entertainment was focussed on a couple of areas.  

I then came back round to the park, which was now quiet as most people had got into the nightclub.  I continued round to the beach again, by which time my walking around had taken it to about 1:50.   I had another 5 sightings between 2am and 2:45 and then decided to call it a day as I had to walk back to the car, then drive for half an hour and I needed to get some sleep before I had to be up again at 7:00am.

I'll describe the notable sightings in more details as and when time allows.

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10:33, I was walking up the pavement and spotted two girls who were waiting at a bus stop leave the queue and head down a side alley.  I hovered near the alley. The first girl squatted by the side of a communication box (junction box for phone lines).  She had red hair and tight light coloured trousers.  I walked into the alley towards them and could see the girl squatted with her back to the fence, a clear view of the side of her bum and I saw that she had tattoos on her legs.  I could make out the stream and as I got closer I could hear the hiss and splatter.  I walked past them, about 1.5m in front of the peeing girl and turned towards the fence making it look like I was also going for a pee.  I looked back and I could see her finishing off, standing up and pulling up her knickers and trousers.

She then swapped places with the second girl, who looked in my direction, but decided I was harmless and also just peeing, whilst facing mainly away from them (although I was taking glances), so she hitched up her denim skirt and squatted in the position that her partner in crime had just vacated.   I finished up and started walking back towards them to pass them and go back to the street.  I couldn't see much of the second girl as the light was on the wrong side, but again I could hear splatter as I passed by.

10:40, over in the park area.  A group were heading across the park from the bus and conversing in a lively manner.   I heard one girl exclaim "I don't care, I need a fucking piss!".   I presume that they were looking for a place to pee, but the others were saying it was too public.  The girl who was desperate had long dark hair and tucked right in behind a bush by the fountain to squat down.  One of her friends, with blond hair took the next bush along, so they were facing each other behind two bushes with a gap between them.  Three males walked towards that point looking like they were going to stand in the gap and pee over the railing into the fountain (a thing that quite a few men did in the evening).  I don't think they saw the girls and as they approached, the vocal one shouted out "Fuck off, I'm peeing here"

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10:45 a mixed group of 6 students from the bus entered the park.  One of the girls was saying "I need a wee".  The three males went towards the fountain to pee.   Across the path that goes around the fountain were some low bushes/shrubs.  The three girls went around the shrubs so that they were slightly hidden from the males.   However, this put them on the side where there was open grass and I approached from that side.   The first girl was a tall girl with blonde hair and had on a short skirt.  She stopped on the grass in front of the flower bed, took hitched up her skirt and sort of lunged down, so her left leg was bent, but her right leg was straight out behind her and slightly to the side.   One girl with dark curly hair and wearing tight white trousers and a crop top walked past her and squatted in the flower bed so she was right up against the bush.  The third girl stood at the end of the bushes to stop the guys from walking round there.   However, when the first guy finished, he came to the other side of the bushes and looked over saying "Are you seriously pissing?" to which the lunging girl said "It's not just guys that need to pee".

I walked past at this point and she said, "Don't mind me, I'm just stretching".   I said "Nice stretch" as I passed, then I looked back and had a very clear view of her bare bum and a thick stream falling to the grass.   She was still facing the other way, watching for people coming from the road, so I was able to watch her finish her pee, then shake a bit and rose up from her lunge.   She smoothed her skirt down and waited for her friend in the bushes.  No evidence of any knickers as She wouldn't have been able to have stretched her legs out like that if she had lowered them and it didn't look like she had pulled them to the side as I couldn't see anything when her bare bum was on show.

[Eliminature 5,209]

Love reading about these sightings, Alfresco. I hope you added your own fluid to the town, too. Especially in the fountain.

Mr E and I are headed up for a weekend break up in a city noted for its partying/boozing and outdoor peeing. I really hope a urophile catches me in the act...

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58 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

Love reading about these sightings, Alfresco.

Thank you.   It makes it worth typing up when I know people appreciate it.

58 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

I hope you added your own fluid to the town, too. Especially in the fountain.

I did add my own fluid - I should probably keep details for the men peeing section, but as a brief outline, I had consumed a flask mug of tea on the journey there, and drank two litres of water whilst walking around.  When I first arrived I peed in the same alley as where I saw the two girls mentioned above (the ones who left the bus stop), then a bit later on I peed at the side of a footpath in the town and I peed again in the alley later on.   On the drive back, I stopped and peed between two cars in a residential side street and I was staying in a caravan overnight so I opened the door and peed out of the door before I went to sleep.

 

Edited September 24, 2021 by Alfresco

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59 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

Mr E and I are headed up for a weekend break up in a city noted for its partying/boozing and outdoor peeing. I really hope a urophile catches me in the act...

I hope you enjoy yourselves and I would love to be able to catch you in the act.

[Big Bear 1,953]

Nice sightings! Thanks for posting.

6 hours ago, Alfresco said:

Thank you.   It makes it worth typing up when I know people appreciate it.

Definetly appreciate reading them, just makes me want to get back to posting my sightings. I've been out getting them just not had any time to write them up, hopefully now things are calming down I will be able to get back to updating my thread.

 

[Alfresco 11,639]

5 hours ago, Big Bear said:

Nice sightings! Thanks for posting.

Definetly appreciate reading them, just makes me want to get back to posting my sightings. I've been out getting them just not had any time to write them up, hopefully now things are calming down I will be able to get back to updating my thread.

 

Thank you and I wil certainly look forward to reading your reports as well. 

[BlindListener 152]

Alfresco, Thank you for writing about your spottings. I really appreciate when you provide details because I can form a mental picture and learn about some of the ways women pee. Since I cannot ever view women peeing, your detailed descriptions are very helpful.

 

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7 hours ago, BlindListener said:

Alfresco, Thank you for writing about your spottings. I really appreciate when you provide details because I can form a mental picture and learn about some of the ways women pee. Since I cannot ever view women peeing, your detailed descriptions are very helpful.

 

I am glad to be of service.   There are definitely a huge variety of ways that girls pee outside.  The variety of clothing is the first factor, with some hitching up short skirts and others having to lower their trousers or jeans.   The extreme is the jump suit where the girl has to almost get undressed, which is particularly good if they are not wearing a bra as they basically have to get fully naked with their jump suit round their knees.  I've only seen girls peeing with jump suits a few times, so they are extra special.   

The other factor is the stance that they adopt - some discretely sitting, rarely some standing, a good few high squats, but by far the most common is a low squat with feet apart and bum nearly on the ground.   Then you get a few unusual stances like the girl mentioned above who was in a kind of lunging pose.

The next thing that is greatly varied is the stream, which can be thick or thin, fan like, messy, powerful or a dribble.   Unfortunately it is not always possible to witness the stream as some girls are quite adept at hiding it with clothing or by virtue of their position, maybe being behind a bush or bin for example.   

The sound is another wonderful factor with various levels of hissing and splashing making different sounds depending on the surfaces being impacted.

Next there is the attitude towards peeing which means some girls are really reluctant and embarrassed, seeking out the most possible cover whilst others announce their intent and squat pretty much openly knowing that others can see them.  

Finally is the attitude when a girl knows they have been caught - some are very apologetic, some are embarrassed and look away, some try to stop and pull up their clothes mid pee, some just carry on regardless but ignore my presence and still others are chatty as well.

For me, every sighting is different and made special by the fact of its individuality.   Yes, there are a number which are very much similar, and I tend not to report those in detail, but when a sighting is particularly memorable, that is when I will usually write it up with details.

[Alfresco 11,639]

Continuing from before:

10:55 - I walked round the path around the fountain and one girl was squatting at the edge of the path, she was a tall girl with long blonde hair, squatted low, spraying the tarmac path.  As I approached she looked up and saw me and simply said "oops"   I was only aware of this one girl, but then I heard a voice from right up against the fountain between two bushes "Look the other way, I'm peeing".   Of course that made me look directly at her and I saw a dimly lit shape of a girl squatted low with her back to the fountain.   I couldn't actually make that much out, but I said to her that calling out "look the other way" was a sure way of drawing attention to herself and I wouldn't even have seen her if she hadn't said anything.  

11:00 - I had temporarily moved out of the park to avoid being too suspicious.   I saw two girls leave the nightclub queue and go up the side road behind the club.  It was not a good area for finding a quiet spot to pee as there was very little in the way of seclusion.   The only place was a small area with bins, which people were using as a smoking area.   There were three guys stood there smoking and one of the girls actually went up to them and said do you mind moving out of here, we need to pee.  One of the guys responded saying something like "Well, you've got some nerve, we can't really say no to that" and they moved out of the way.   One of the other guys cheered as the girls entered the bin area.   The first girl went right in behind the bins and squatted low in the corner whilst the other girl stood in front, so there was very little to see.  When she finished, they swapped over.  The three guys stood on the opposite side of the road, then when the girls finished they came back out and said "Thanks" to the guys.   One of them said "No problem - feel better now?" and one of the girls said "OMG, yes, I needed that".

 

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11:15 - Three girls crossed the road from the nightclub towards the park, looking around urgently.  They literally walked just into the park space, fully visible from the road and one girl who was very skinny wearing pink trousers and a black crop top with dark shoulder length hair stood on the bath with her back to the flowerbed, dropped her trousers to just above her knees and stuck her bum out towards the flowerbed maintaining a high squat.   The other two girls stood just forward of her and one to each side.  I approached from the peeing girl's left.   She didn't notice until I got quite close and I had an excellent and totally unimpeded side view of her bum and upper thighs.   The best bit was I could clearly see a thin stream cascading vertically down from her to the flowers.   She peed for ages as I approached and walked past her.  None of the three said anything as I walked past - they continued as if this was a perfectly normal thing to be doing on a public path right next to a main road.   When I got past and reached the pavement of the road I turned around and she was still there peeing.   She must have peed for over a minute although I didn't time it.   When she was finished she gave her bum a bit of a wiggle and slipped up her knickers followed by her pink trousers without any great rush.   Once adjusted, the three of them left the scene, crossed back over the road and went to re-join the nightclub queue.   It seems that only one of the three needed to pee desperately enough to bare all in public.

11:25 - A girl on her own walked from the road onto the grass and simply squatted on the grass without taking any cover.   I had an excellent view from behind including seeing her stream, which was jetting forwards a bit rather than falling straight down.  

11:35 - Three girls from the bus headed into the park and I overheard one of them say in a posh accent "Well yes, I do need to go, but I need toilet paper actually".   One of the other girls responded with "It's not an F'ing hotel you know".    The two who weren't fussed about toilet paper squatted behind some bushes, but I had a reasonable view from where I was.   One peed with her back towards the bushes, peeing onto the grass.  The others went into the bushes.