Ladies -- bad aim while hovering?

[Specter 192]

I had this ex once who always peed all over the toilet seat whenever she hovered, though she always cleaned it up after... was wondering if any of you ladies had the same problem, and whether (big turn-on for me) you decided to just leave the mess for whatever reason...?

[Sweets 4,517]

Hovering is a problem for most of us.  I e peed on many seats trying to hover. And I have to admit that I have just left the pee on the seat if I come across a very dirty bathroom that you can tell hasn’t been touched with cleaner in ages.  I feel if they don’t care why should I.  

[Specter 192]

11 hours ago, Sweets said:

Hovering is a problem for most of us.  I e peed on many seats trying to hover. And I have to admit that I have just left the pee on the seat if I come across a very dirty bathroom that you can tell hasn’t been touched with cleaner in ages.  I feel if they don’t care why should I.  

That's intriguing! Where does your stream usually go when you hover? The back of the seat, the sides, the front (?) and is it just a little drip/few drops or do you just piss all over the seat? Sorry, I love details haha

[Sweets 4,517]

Mine goes one of two ways I either hit the back of the toilet seat or it runs down my legs and hits the sides of the toilet.   I’m not a big fan of hovering. Medical speaking it’s bad for us because we don’t completely release everything in our bladder which can cause uti.  
i have a story where I went to Popeyes. The bathroom was horrible.  There was I guess water all over the floor. I really thought about just pissing on the floor but I was worried about getting my jean wets. So I just hovered over the toilet and sprayed everywhere.  I will usually clean up after myself. I just left it. I was very disappointed I left my phone at the table with my husband I would have posted it here 

[Specter 192]

Wow @Sweets that's a really hot story... yeah, I've heard of the hovering/UTI thing, I guess it makes sense for women not to hover all the time if it leads to medical repercussions, but occasionally I suppose the toilets are too nasty to sit on lol.

[gldenwetgoose 21,493]

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle,

Be a sweetie,

And wipe the seatie."

 

(Or not if that was the state you found it in anyway...)

[Alfresco 11,633]

On Sunday I heard about this from my wife's perspective.

We we were sitting at a view point and had been for a while.  We had both consumed a hotel breakfast including several drinks (mine was 2 mugs of tea, two glasses of water and an apple juice - my wife's consumption was about the same).  About 11:30, she said to me that the only problem with having so much to drink at breakfast was that she now needed to pee.  I told her that I thought the nearby building was a toilet block, but also (hopefully) pointed out that it might be dirty and it may be cleaner to go behind the building to pee.  Anyway, she decided she would try the toilets and off she went, returning about 5 mins later.  I asked her if they were OK and her response was "Not the best, but as long as there is a toilet to hover over, that will do."   I saw this as a possibility to get some more info, so I probed further and the conversation went like this:

Me: "So are you any good at aiming whilst hovering?"

Wife: "Not really, but needs must"

Me: "From what I've seen of you peeing outside, your stream is quite clean"

Wife: "Sometimes, but not always"

Me: "Did you lift the seat to avoid making a mess"

Wife: "It wasn't a seat, it was a stainless steel toilets with those silly wooden seat rails fixed to the sides"

Me: "Oh, they are worse, you just know that they are going to absorb pee and nobody's going to want to sit on them"

Wife: "Well it was already a bit of a mess, so I didn't worry too much"

Me: "Did you end up peeing on the seat and the floor then?"

Wife: "Can we stop talking about my peeing?"

Me: "Well you know I'm a bit weird like that"

Wife: "Yes, we are all a bit weird in one way or another, but that's enough of that for one day"

So she didn't fully tell me, but my impression is that she found the toilet was not the most pleasant, the floor and seat were already in poor shape, so she pulled down her trousers, adopted a high squat hover (which I've seen her do outside) and bent over forward, releasing her pee in the general direction of the toilet, but getting some on the seat and some on the floor, but shed didn't want to admit it directly.   There is definitely no way that she would have touched anything to clean up.

About half an hour later, I went to the toilet and in the men's there was a trough urinal and four cubicles.  I went into the furthest cubicle and noted the type of toilet that my wife had described.  Again, it wasn't the cleanest and everything was a bit shabby.  I decided that if the ladies could make a mess without concern then there was no reason why I couldn't do the same, so I stood and faced the toilet but aimed far too high, peeing on the back wall so it ran down the wall, over the back of the toilet to the floor.  I then gradually turned around as I peed, so I hit the side wall and then the door, then continued to the opposite wall and finally finished by peeing over the seat and onto the floor.   When I was done, the floor was soaked and the walls had pee running down them.  I didn't bother flushing as nothing more than a few drops had made it into the toilet.  As I came out of the cubicle, a man was stood at the urinals.  I don't know if he heard what I was doing, but he gave me a strange look as I walked past.

 

[Kupar 13,340]

52 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

Wife: "Can we stop talking about my peeing?"

Me: "Well you know I'm a bit weird like that"

Wife: "Yes, we are all a bit weird in one way or another, but that's enough of that for one day"

OMG this is so familiar!

[Peewee123 1,124]

It can vary really. Usually my stream is pretty clean and I can squat and hit the centre of the bowl without any issues. However occasionally if the lips are caught up or whatever it can spray in all Directions or run down your leg. It’s annoying when it happens lol. But it’s not like a man that can accurately aim! 

[Kupar 13,340]

3 minutes ago, Peewee123 said:

But it’s not like a man that can accurately aim! 

Errr.. some of the time 😉 

[Alfresco 11,633]

18 hours ago, Kupar said:

Errr.. some of the time 😉 

Yes, the worst is that once in a while I have the situation where I get a split stream, possibly due to a stray hair on the end or the eye being a bit stuck together.  If that happens, all bets are off because usually the two streams go in completely different directions and then it is either a case of deciding which one goes in the toilet and which one washes the floor, or trying to stop it and check the apparatus before continuing.  Usually by this point there is some on the floor anyway!

[glad1 2,832]

22 hours ago, Peewee123 said:

 But it’s not like a man that can accurately aim! 

I usually have a pretty accurate stream. But, if you put a toilet in front of me, all bets are off.

[Alfresco 11,633]

Another update from my wife on hovering.

Yesterday she had been going to an appointment, but got called into work and had to go there first.   She struggled to escape from work and ended up having to push back her other appointment.  When she finally did escape work, she did so in a rush and she rang me from the car to say how frustrating her day was becoming.    As part of the conversation she dropped in:

Mrs A - "And because I was running late I didn't even get a chance to pee.   I think I'm going to have to use the public toilets in the car park."

Me - "That's a pain, I bet they are not great."

Mrs A - "I don't know, I've never used them."

Me - "Nor me."

The conversation moved on to other things, then she arrived at the destination and the call was ended.   However, that evening when she was back at home, Mrs A was sat on the toilet peeing with the door open as she usually does and she said  "I thought of you you when I was using that public toilet today"

Me - "Where you now...  tell me more"

Mrs A - "Well, I went in there, the toilet had no seat, so I had to hover.   I was in a high squat and it was the same position as I used when I peed outside for you, so I thought of you and I thought you'd probably love seeing this."

Me - "Of course I would!  I'm imagining you squatting high over the toilet, but from seeing you pee like that outside, you mostly have a clean stream, so I expect you didn't have too much trouble hitting the target"

"Mrs A - "For the most part.   I may not have been perfect for all of it...."

So again, I've got images of her hovered over a toilet with a stream falling vertically into it, but a few wayward splashes missing the target and wetting the floor or the toilet rim.  I really must engineer some time to get to see it in person.

[Kupar 13,340]

3 hours ago, Alfresco said:

she said  "I thought of you you when I was using that public toilet today"

She's a keeper, @Alfresco! But you knew that 😉 Lovely story - thanks for sharing it with us.

[Alfresco 11,633]

10 minutes ago, Kupar said:

She's a keeper, @Alfresco! But you knew that

Yes she is and I certainly know it.  Been together 25 years, so we must be doing something right.

 

[Kupar 13,340]

1 minute ago, Alfresco said:

Yes she is and I certainly know it.  Been together 25 years, so we must be doing something right.

 

And happy silver anniversary (for whenever it was) 🙂 

[Alfresco 11,633]

2 minutes ago, Kupar said:

And happy silver anniversary (for whenever it was) 🙂 

Been together over 25 years, but the silver wedding anniversary is next year.

[peeLIZZ 835]

I am pissing to the left.  When I sit on the toilet at home, there are no problems.  When I don't want to sit down somewhere, everything flows down my left leg.  It is often easier for me to sit down on the floor right away.  The lips are parted wider and the stream goes down.  My anatomy is like that. 
At home, too, lately, more and more often I just go into the bathroom and piss on the floor.  Dries up pretty quickly, my floor is washed by a cleaning lady twice a week. There is tiles everywhere and there is no damage