Heard woman at movie theater

[Brutus 2,192]

 

 

For the fourth of July, I went to see the new Spiderman movie. The theater was mostly empty as most people are with family on this day. I walked into the lobby to get a ticket, standing in line when I saw a couple walk past toward the concession area. They were late 30ish to early 40ish looking. The woman was a tall blonde in a black sleeveless top, short blue denim skirt and black flip flops. I immediately noticed her legs, which were toned with well defined calves, and a large tattoo on the right leg from the knee downward. She also had big feet with long thick toes. They were still feminine looking and a pleasant sight, just large. I've noticed in the past that some women just have large feet, even if they're not taller than average. So I lost sight of them and got my ticket, food and headed to the theater. Low and behold the couple was sitting just a few rows up toward the back. As I walked up to sit in the row ahead of them, I got a quick but clear glimpse up the woman's skirt as her legs opened a bit as she leaned forward to place her drink on the floor and I saw bright red underwear and the outline of her labia between her legs. She quickly closed them, but looked to have quite a hefty set of lips, and just that quick visual ruined me with arousal.

I did eventually manage to focus on the movie, although my attention was often split between it and her. After it ended, everyone started to get up and with her being right behind me, I heard her say a few words to her boyfriend/husband that I couldn't make out but I did hear the word “piss” at the end. I love hearing women use that word instead of pee. They were ahead of me so I got another good look at her legs as everyone strolled down the hallway toward the lobby area. I wasn't going to try and listen from the hall but she happened to be the only woman that went in the women's restroom at that moment, and I actually got a message so I took my phone out and stood right between the men's and women's, which were basically right next to each other. These restrooms had no door at the main entrance, just walls to prevent seeing but everything can be heard perfectly.

Her partner went in the men's while she hurried into a stall and slammed the door shut. Then she turned loose one of the craziest streams I've heard. It's amazing how every woman can sound so different. She was unique because she first started out in quick violent bursts with pauses. She was not a hisser, but had a very strong gushing sound and then her stream had no more pauses and was a steady pounding reverb that went on longer than pretty much any woman I've heard. It didn't sound desperate anymore, but rather like she was letting it spill at it's own pace rather than pushing as hard as she could've, but still, it was a heavy stream, certainly not a soft trickle. 10, then 20 and maybe even 30 seconds later she was still flooding the toilet. Then I heard a flush but after it settled her stream kept going and it was a different woman that came out. So I kept listening, and the monster bladder woman was still going!! We are getting close to a full minute at this point since she started. Then her man came out and was standing there waiting for her in the hall a few feet away from me. I felt a bit awkward with him being there but he was also focused on his phone and ignored me. Then soon after, she FINALLY stopped, and then let out 2 final quick gushes with very high pressure. Then I was surprised again when she came walking out because I was expecting to hear her flush. She absolutely did NOT! She came out, grabbed his hand and they walked away. Damn I wanted so bad to go in there and look at what she left! Did she splash all over? Did she wipe? Was it clear or did she turn the water gold? Can only imagine the reaction of the next woman that went in that stall and saw what was left behind.

 

 

[Guest UnabashedUser]

8 hours ago, Brutus said:

I heard her say a few words to her boyfriend/husband that I couldn't make out but I did hear the word “piss” at the end. I love hearing women use that word instead of pee.

Me too. Love those basic gutteral reaction words from a woman who wouldn't otherwise use them, "piss' , 'cunt' instead of pussy, 'asshole' in place of bottom, or anus. A woman who boldly says "Pull over. I need to suck your cock", and then does.  Wife talks dirty to me in this fashion as she knows it gets me hard in a fast hurry. 

[pee01 1,518]

That a very hot story here. You are a lucky man to hear that. Good detail on how her pee sound that is different. 

[Peefreak99 3,719]

I love your stories man

[Brutus 2,192]

13 hours ago, pee01 said:

That a very hot story here. You are a lucky man to hear that. Good detail on how her pee sound that is different. 

I was really lucky, especially since hearing her pee was like the end of a two hour journey that started when I first saw her in the lobby. She looked incredible but I never figured I'd actually get to see up her skirt, hear her vulgar language and pee, and that she she'd pee so incredibly. That's why I had to post it. All the stars aligned with this one perfectly.

[pee01 1,518]

That hot I wish I can hear them pee. 

[Alfresco 11,560]

@Brutus, Sounds like a perfect soundtrack.   Great opportunity taken there.

You say you didn't hear a flush but you didn't mention anything about wiping or hand washing.  Did she do either of those?   If she had then I'm sure you would have heard the toilet roll being pulled out and the tap running followed by either a hand drier or towel dispensor.  The fact that you said you were surprised when she came out, I'm guessing meant that she didn't wash her hands.

[Brutus 2,192]

2 hours ago, Alfresco said:

@Brutus, Sounds like a perfect soundtrack.   Great opportunity taken there.

You say you didn't hear a flush but you didn't mention anything about wiping or hand washing.  Did she do either of those?   If she had then I'm sure you would have heard the toilet roll being pulled out and the tap running followed by either a hand drier or towel dispensor.  The fact that you said you were surprised when she came out, I'm guessing meant that she didn't wash her hands.

I didn't hear the tissue dispenser rattling like in most public toilets but it could've just been quieter than most so I can't say if she wiped or not. The sinks though, I've heard them in that theater in the past and they can be heard from the hall, so no she didn't wash her hands.

[Starks2010 2,185]

I love when women use the word piss too! 

[Mkbigboy 179]

Did she even sit on the toilet or was she so desperate she couldn’t get her knickers down in time?! 🙂

[Dr.P 1,473]

Great story! Phenomenal good luck for you, seeing and hearing everything you were able to. It can really make you believe that the stars are perfectly aligned, sometimes. Thanks for posting.

I also like to hear women say "piss," instead of pee, or other euphemisms. I heard "piss" a lot from women in the Midwestern US, where I grew up, but I rarely hear it in California, at present.

[Brutus 2,192]

19 hours ago, Mkbigboy said:

Did she even sit on the toilet or was she so desperate she couldn’t get her knickers down in time?! 🙂

It was too loud for her to have been sitting. Definitely hovering.

[spywareonya 37,960]

1 hour ago, Brutus said:

It was too loud for her to have been sitting. Definitely hovering.

Hover, no flush, no wash… such a slutty woman!!!

[Alfresco 11,560]

16 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Hover, no flush, no wash… such a slutty woman!!!

Yes indeed.  Sounds like she didn't want to touch anything.   Flushing would have required her to touch the flush handle or button, washing would have required her to touch the tap.   I wouldn't mind betting she sprinkled on the seat as well because she wouldn't have touched it to raise it out of the way. 

[spywareonya 37,960]

1 hour ago, Alfresco said:

Yes indeed.  Sounds like she didn't want to touch anything.   Flushing would have required her to touch the flush handle or button, washing would have required her to touch the tap.   I wouldn't mind betting she sprinkled on the seat as well because she wouldn't have touched it to raise it out of the way. 

Then she could have just avoided the toilet at all… why not just pee on the floor in the main room?

I prefer to do that way...