Never have I ever

[Guest UnabashedUser]

• In reply to the original question, I've never put a banana in my ass either.
• Replying to the anal question:  Yes it is mostly tighter and a lot of fun to cum inside a tight eager asshole. That being said, fucking an anus is rather like fucking an O-ring. The pussy can massage the entire length of the cock most efficiently, contracting at the base of the root, along the shaft, and those amazing contractions and suckings at the head when the female orgasm takes hold.  I much prefer the pussy to the ass most times. It's a great thing to  have a woman screaming from a vaginal orgasm on your cock while you're pumping a hot load of cum high into her cuntal membranes.

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7 minutes ago, UnabashedUser said:

• In reply to the original question, I've never put a banana in my ass either.
• Replying to the anal question:  Yes it is mostly tighter and a lot of fun to cum inside a tight eager asshole. That being said, fucking an anus is rather like fucking an O-ring. The pussy can massage the entire length of the cock most efficiently, contracting at the base of the root, along the shaft, and those amazing contractions and suckings at the head when the female orgasm takes hold.  I much prefer the pussy to the ass most times. It's a great thing to  have a woman screaming from a vaginal orgasm on your cock while you're pumping a hot load of cum high into her cuntal membranes.

According to Alex's description, my ass conduit works in its entire lenght to massage his shaft… maybe is a matter of body shape… I know nothing of your hot wife, but I am strangely tight, maybe because of my little size (I'm athletic, not "short" as physical structure, but I am short about how many inches am I tall) and though I have a lot of anal, my arse never assumed that strange "blossom" shape of some pornstars addicted to it… it remained tight

You can judge yourself from my pics ahahahah

[Guest UnabashedUser]

😃Pics, schmicks. The only way to gauge anal tightness for me  is either with a proctoscope (not available) or a personal one-on-one examination (not likely). I'm not saying the women (plural) I've been with were all banged out and loose in the rectum. Usually when in anal mode I only insert the head and rapidly move it in and until until I cum inside. Most women prefer that as accommodating "The General" full length is uncomfortable for them, and unnecessary.

Pussy, however, that's a different story.

Edited March 17, 2019 by UnabashedUser

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13 minutes ago, UnabashedUser said:

😃Pics, schmicks. The only way to gauge anal tightness for me  is either with a proctoscope (not available) or a personal one-on-one examination (not likely). I'm not saying the women (plural) I've been with were all banged out and loose in the rectum. Usually when in anal mode I only insert the head and rapidly move it in and until until I cum inside. Most women prefer that as accommodating "The General" full length is uncomfortable for them, and unnecessary.

Pussy, however, that's a different story.

I love it ALL inside, sometimes I even chose positions (like him laying down and me on top of him) or doggystyle, to get sure I got all his 8 inches inside my rectum. It hurts but is also inhumanly delightful

When I fuck, I want to feel destroyed and remade anew

[Guest UnabashedUser]

4 hours ago, spywareonya said:

love it ALL inside, sometimes I even chose positions (like him laying down and me on top of him) or doggystyle, to get sure I got all his 8 inches inside my rectum. It hurts but is also inhumanly delightful

When I fuck, I want to feel destroyed and remade anew

Cowgirl is the hottest for me when in the butt as I can play with titties and clitties and she can control how much General she has inside. It also frees up the pee orifice so she can let go a blast of pee when she cums which is tough for her to do when I'm in the coochie as the General blocks the orifice.

  Wife Bonita has a thing she does rotating  her hips and butt in an elliptic  motion pausing at the top of the stroke when the hole is locked onto the rim of the cock, then slamming full length down again. A killer move she calls "tucking my bottom under". If she's going to pee she does it at the top of the stroke which causes it to spray in all directions which really turns me on. She'll hold that position until she finishes peeing, at which time I try to finish and while I'm shooting off she will fully insert it to receive the full load deep inside.

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9 minutes ago, UnabashedUser said:

Cowgirl is the hottest for me when in the butt as I can play with titties and clitties and she can control how much General she has inside. It also frees up the pee orifice so she can let go a blast of pee when she cums which is tough for her to do when I'm in the coochie as the General blocks the orifice.

  Wife Bonita has a thing she does rotating  her hips and butt in an elliptic  motion pausing at the top of the stroke when the hole is locked onto the rim of the cock, then slamming full length down again. A killer move she calls "tucking my bottom under". If she's going to pee she does it at the top of the stroke which causes it to spray in all directions which really turns me on. She'll hold that position until she finishes peeing, at which time I try to finish and while I'm shooting off she will fully insert it to receive the full load deep inside.

It kind got me wet

I'm dead serious

[Guest UnabashedUser]

Thanks for the compliment.  I try to do that when I write amateur erotica.  Where is your finger now?

[Guest UnabashedUser]

3 hours ago, spywareonya said:

It kind got me wet

I'm dead serious 

Thanks for the compliment.  I try to do that when I write amateur erotica.  Where is your finger now?

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8 minutes ago, UnabashedUser said:

Thanks for the compliment.  I try to do that when I write amateur erotica.  Where is your finger now?

On my clit

I accomplished some important PMs and posts on the forum and reading your stuff ispired me to relax a bit

I am also watching some online porn in a second window while keeping this one open on Peefans

Ps have you read my last night clubbing adventure in the real sightings section? It is called "In da club!!!" and it's worthy a reading!!!!!!!!!

[Guest UnabashedUser]

Yes !! How do ever accomplish so much action in a short period of time? Diet? Training?  Very hot story made me very hard.

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9 minutes ago, UnabashedUser said:

Yes !! How do ever accomplish so much action in a short period of time? Diet? Training?  Very hot story made me very hard.

Oh NOOOOO I just summed up in a short paragraph a VERY LONG NIGHT

1 hour trip+poop

4 hours in the club

almost 1 hour in the parking lot

THAT is how it went!!!

 

 

[Guest UnabashedUser]

3 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Oh NOOOOO I just summed up in a short paragraph a VERY LONG NIGHT

1 hour trip+poop

4 hours in the club

almost 1 hour in the parking lot

THAT is how it went!!!

 

Ah

Ahhh I see. A mighty accomplishment and tremendously erotic.

Here's a pee story (true) you might enjoy:

Bonnie and I from time to time make intensive plans to brighten up our sex lives, and this time early in our relationship we decided to make it piss-intensive.

Early in the day one weekend we made sure we both took in massive amounts of liquids -- coffee works well for us as it is a diuretic -- so we always made sure we had a supply of either hot coffee or iced tea handy during the morning.

We planned to wait until one of us was feeling the urge to go, and then we'd go into the bedroom and warm up with an intensive round of pussy lapping.

As I slowly removed Bonnie's panties and spread open her moist labia, I could tell from the swelling of her belly that her bladder was reaching it's limit. She also shooed me away from leaning my hand on it as she didn't want to spray me prematurely.

My stiff stander had been hardened for an hour beforehand with anticipation, and had been leaking its own special lube of liquid for a while and thus was slippery with moisture which I gathered on a finger and used to massage Bonnie's nipples. She moans and asks me to put some of it on her bunghole, which is usual in our lovemaking as light anal fingering turns us both on.

As I am rimming out her anus with my precummed finger, Bonnie coughs once and a tiny drop of her pee flies out her pisshole and lands on my tongue, which is slowly circling her swollen clit. At the same time her twat contracts and it's own wine emerges, salty and thin upon my heated tongue.

Bonnie convulsively reaches for my ballsack, tugs and grasps the skin between the two eggs in their purse, our usual signal for me to move up and get ready to insert my cock in either of her eager openings. Tonight it's the pussy -- my favorite fuck hole. Although Bonnie does seek my rod in her slickened asshole from time to time, we always try to finish in her pussy as she orgasms the best when she feels my scalding jizzum splash her cuntal membranes.

Tonight we have planned to see if she can pee when she starts to cum. We've tried before, but my massive member in her tightened cootch seems to block the flow of pee until after I've shot my load and withdrawn. Tonight we want the pee to flow while I'm inside her cumming.

"Give it to me.. I'm soo close to peeing I need your cock inside me now" Bonnie moans using her thumb to strip out some of my precum and then rubbing it on my own anus.

I break off my pussyeating expedition and move up. She's on her back, spread wide open and gripping my cock with a deathgrip, aiming it's purple head dripping with lube directly at her pussy opening. With a slight twist, I guide it home and she's so slick and tight it immediately goes in full length. Usually we go slow and ease it in, but not tonight. She wants it all in all the way right now.

Immediately Bonnie begins the fuck. Hard and fast, bucking her ass so my cock slips out all the way to the rim of the head, then down and back in all the way again, my balls slapping against her spread open and clutching asshole, wet with my precum.

Almost as fast as she began, Bonnie now moans that she'd got to pee

"Oh my god get ready, it's coming" she moans. And I feel a slight stream trickle out and run down my balls but then it stops.

"Dear god take it out I have to pee first" she moans, and I slide it out but not all the way. Just the tip remains in, but it's in the outer lips and just a fraction of an inch away from her piss tube.

That's far enough, though and now, unimpeded, the pee flows hard and fast like the fountain of spring cascading down my hardened shaft and all over my flapping balls, flowing like a rivulet down across her opening asshole as she suddenly cums and cums hard, raking my balls with her fingernails, moaning -- "Fuck damn fuck me hard I'm pissing"

I lean back up and slam it home into her clenching cunt again, and the pee stops and she multiple orgasms with each and every slow cock-stroke .. hitting those soprano I'm-cumming sweet vocal sounds that drives me insane.

Bonnie reaches around now and inserts, not too gently, her thumb directly and all the way into my eager asshole, which triggers my cum. Boiling up from the depths of my balls, it screams out my fucktube and into her greedy vagina squirt by squirt --creaming the insides of her belly, her clit, the peehole and running sticky and warm over her asshole. She removes her thumb from my grateful butt and rubs the cum leaking from her over her own anus.

I finish and collapse, pulling my snake out and laying it against her pounding clit as the last clot of cum oozes out onto her. When the last drop of my spew hits it, she moans and releases her final shot of piss, washing the head of my cock for just an instant before we see stars and almost pass out.

After a brief moment of rest, I slide down to savor her pussy and our combination of spendings -- my nose sucking in the fragrances of warm cum, vaginal liquids, female piss, the faint whiff of ass --as I dive into her sopping muff to lick and nuzzle and taste it all. ..

 

 

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@UnabashedUser

 

The pic is ABSURD

and the story is AMAZING

 

Listen (so to avoid excessive offtopic) post it somewhere, just copypaste it in a new thread somewhere, it's Amazing!!!!

[speedy3471 10,656]

Never ever have I been to Europe 

[will64 6,354]

i have NEVER been to a Southeast Asian country

[spywareonya 37,962]

10 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

Never ever have I been to Europe 

Oooooh you should, it's cool!!! You'll find the same problems with religious bashing of the new continent, but here at least we piss all around!!!

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55 minutes ago, will64 said:

i have NEVER been to a Southeast Asian country

I want to go to India. It's the source of my religion and is a marvellous country full of Art and Food and colours

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8 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Oooooh you should, it's cool!!! You'll find the same problems with religious bashing of the new continent, but here at least we piss all around!!!

It's on my bucket list. I want to start in France. My great uncle who my son is named after served in the canadian army fro. 1941 to 1946, all through the wlsecond world war. 

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7 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

It's on my bucket list. I want to start in France. My great uncle who my son is named after served in the canadian army fro. 1941 to 1946, all through the wlsecond world war. 

You KNOW I adore war stories

One of the best night I remember, was spent drinking with a soldier, very old, who took part in it, when he was only a boy

It was some years ago, he was more than ninety years old, and yet drinking like hell

It was Alex, one of his best buddies, me, and this soldier

I cannot even remember how long the night went on, listening to stories of danger and courage

In the end I was so drunk I PISSED in front of the very restaurant in whose lounge we had been talking, I cannot explain what I felt but it was like I had the privilege to do it because I was granted the honour of listening to those stories first handed, and now I could fuck law and everything else

I simply ADORE war stories... 

[speedy3471 10,656]

17 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

You KNOW I adore war stories

One of the best night I remember, was spent drinking with a soldier, very old, who took part in it, when he was only a boy

It was some years ago, he was more than ninety years old, and yet drinking like hell

It was Alex, one of his best buddies, me, and this soldier

I cannot even remember how long the night went on, listening to stories of danger and courage

In the end I was so drunk I PISSED in front of the very restaurant in whose lounge we had been talking, I cannot explain what I felt but it was like I had the privilege to do it because I was granted the honour of listening to those stories first handed, and now I could fuck law and everything else

I simply ADORE war stories... 

As do I. I only wish I could have meet my great uncle, he was a true hero. I've had several uncles serve in the second war.

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7 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

As do I. I only wish I could have meet my great uncle, he was a true hero. I've had several uncles serve in the second war.

One of Alex ancestor was a Hero of Resistence

But I don't feel comfortable saying more

We descend from a generation of titans

 

But most of us just slumber...

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14 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

One of Alex ancestor was a Hero of Resistence

But I don't feel comfortable saying more

We descend from a generation of titans

 

But most of us just slumber...

The resistance played a huge role during the war

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41 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

One of Alex ancestor was a Hero of Resistence

But I don't feel comfortable saying more

We descend from a generation of titans

 

But most of us just slumber...

My great grandad was a World War 1 hero, fought in the Somme bloodbath and at Ypres. Had loads of medals.

A grandfather - the American one - was in the US Army in World War 2 and got shot in the leg in France in 1944.

[speedy3471 10,656]

My great grandpa was a world war 1 veteran. He was wounded my grandpa said. He didn't talk about the war. My great grandpa emigrated to canada on 1925

[spywareonya 37,962]

55 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

The resistance played a huge role during the war

Oh, I know, I know... 

Sorry if I don't talk too much of that