Spectacle

I've peed on the floor in various public buildings, but only a few drops at a time because I didn't want it to come back and bite me. CCTV's a pain in the neck that way. Probably the most daring place I've ever emptied my entire bladder was one time in a backyard pool, where I was with my friends and the water presumably had no other pee in it. (They were pretty well-behaved people and the pool didn't get many guests, so it seemed possible!)

The most brazen I've seen from someone else, I posted a thread about when it happened. I was in a train station waiting for my turn in the restroom, ironically, when a really sleepy and probably drunk guy pulled out his penis and started peeing on the floor in front of me! Right there in broad daylight, with other people watching (in some disdain or embarrassment, alternately), for an exceptionally long period of time. I could hardly believe my eyes, or my ears, when I saw that stream coming out and heard it splashing on the floor. As far as I know, nobody confronted the guy about it, and we all continued on our day, but I never would have risked incriminating myself along with him. There are some things you just have to be smashed for.

Hey! It's so great to see you writing again! I almost missed this. And as with the Nina and Katie series, it's a whole lot of fun. I haven't encountered anyone who handles naughty peeing quite like you do. Kudos, and I hope there's more to come from you, whatever it may be!

On 2/15/2019 at 6:51 PM, rann said:

Thanks friends!! As usual, your words encourage me to work harder to keep making stories you enjoy. Yes, the over-the-topness makes it more fun for me to write 😋 I hope my continued installments will not disappoint.

By the way, this story will get a continuation (at some point) -- is it preferred that I post it as another post in this thread or as a separate thread? It's only a loose continuation setting-wise, but it is technically a continuation. Does anyone have any particularly strong opinions on how I should post it?

Oh, as an extra bit of feedback because I can't help myself, I hope the continuation continues to feature them sneakily breaking and damaging people's stuff even without peeing on it or otherwise pleasuring themselves with it. It's not even exactly a pee fetish thing, but that kind of "pointless" naughtiness was so hot for me that Nina damaging belongings in the carry-on luggage was the sexiest part of the story.

In general, I really agree with everyone here that you have a good sense of what things would look like in reality. They're always pushing the envelope, I'm always kinda like "how are they getting away with all this??", but the storyline flows (pun kinda intended) just well enough that it doesn't seem impossible, just really really exceptional. It's rare for someone to have naughty peeing be this totally shameless and deliberately harmful, and that's a treat to see in action, especially since you're so creative in finding ways for them to do some damage. Peeing into the ventilation system was especially inspired. Oh, and the characters seem interesting enough too.😉

But yeah, totally looking forward to more! Keep up the good work.

6 hours ago, rann said:

Thanks friends!! As usual, your words encourage me to work harder to keep making stories you enjoy. Yes, the over-the-topness makes it more fun for me to write 😋 I hope my continued installments will not disappoint.

By the way, this story will get a continuation (at some point) -- is it preferred that I post it as another post in this thread or as a separate thread? It's only a loose continuation setting-wise, but it is technically a continuation. Does anyone have any particularly strong opinions on how I should post it?

Your stuff is great! I have so much feedback I could give, but it might need to wait till later. I just wanted to reply to this immediately.

If you have more story content to upload, definitely put it in a new thread. Otherwise it won't be clear to people who haven't read this discussion that there's more story to read.

6 hours ago, spywareonya said:

I do for sure. I even scoff my bikini to one side in order to pee more freely!!!

That's one way! Have you ever seen anyone notice you in the act, as a result?

1 hour ago, oliver2 said:

I used to go to a health club with a pool and a hot tub, and at the time I didn’t think pissing in the pool was something adults did, so I would piss either in a shower cubicle while showering, or in the hot tub, where no one would be able to tell. 

Well, you're right about that last part! Unless it's some really concentrated deep dark yellow coming out, no one can tell. But obviously adults do pee in the pool. A lot. And not just the ones who go to talk about it afterward on pee fetish websites. 😉

4 hours ago, Alfresco said:

I saw exactly the same happen in France at a beach in Nice.   I know  that wasn't a pool, but it is related by technique.  The beach was very busy and there were lots of food establishments, so there were plenty of places to go to the toilet.  There were also outdoor showers at the top of the beach which I know people went into to pee.  However, this lady got up from her towel, walked down to the beach sat ABOVE the water line (not even her feet in the water), spread her legs in front of her in the sand.  I was in the water and guessed what she was up to, so I swam quickly to be in front of her.  She had pee pouring through her bikini bottom onto the sand.   When she was done, she simply got up and went back to sitting on her towel.

I feel like this would result in sand getting stuck on the wet bikini. Some people must have a lot more finesse than I'd have. (Or a lot more experience with bikinis. Being a guy does not help here!) But it's remarkable how open some people are with peeing in public.

Like I said in the very starting post of this forum thread, I've had a similar experience with pool peeing. It's been very rare for me to see anyone else doing the same, but I think that's mainly because my time spent around swimming pools has been with the athletic kind where people don't hang out on the edges that much (as opposed to resort pools where people just chill all day). I will say this, though — the pool I've done the most swimming at has a hot tub nearby, and I always have to wonder whether people are going in there to warm up or just to take a piss. I've done exactly that before, dipping into the water for maybe a minute or so, just relaxing against one of the jets and letting my bladder drain itself out in front of whoever else is in there. Then I get up and leave, no one the wiser! I'm sure I'm not the only one to do that.

Kinda in keeping with what @Peesneakers just said, the craziest place I ever pissed in was a laundry basket full of fresh laundry. Not mine, obviously, or it wouldn't be very crazy. I don't think anything ever came of it, because I spread it around a lot and the stuff had plenty of time to dry.

On 12/3/2018 at 7:55 AM, Alfresco said:

Love that.   I have peed in several Cumbrian and Northumbrian lakes that are drinking water resevoirs  -  I used to go swimming in them and would usually pee whilst I was there.  There were signs up that said things like "This is your drinking water, do not pollute", but they were used by many people for swimming, kayaking and sailboating activities, so I am sure many people peed in them.   Also, when walking in the surrounding hills, I would pee in streams or even on the land and that would eventually get to the resevoirs.   When you consider that they are open bodies of water, they must get plenty of things that pee in or around them - sheep, wildlife, fish and of course tourists.

We used to have a water tank in our loft - it was a header tank for the hot water system rather than for drinking water, but I peed in that a few times - nice to think that people would end up having a bath in water that had been pre-treated.

 

 

Y'know, I've always kinda wondered something about water reservoirs. In a decent few cases, water goes straight from rivers or other natural systems into the plumbing system without really much anything in between. And presumably in that case, a person's not supposed to pee in the water. Like, there's this article:

http://time.com/66459/portland-reservoir-pee/

But is it really that big a deal? Or is it just the gross-out factor? What if a bird flies over the reservoir and empties waste into it? They can't dump the water for every little thing, right?

In any event, rivers are a pretty natural thing to pee in, whether swimming in them or not. They're already full of water. When you add more, you don't have to deal with a puddle, simple as that.

11 hours ago, UnabashedUser said:

Hmmm how is it getting back at kids again? Do they know you're doing it? Are they doing it too? Missed something here.

 

Oh, it was because of what @beachmom was saying, with boys getting out of the pool to go pee in the changing area, which is a nuisance. And it's not as easy for women to do that, so their moms who are watching them get stuck with the pool as a place to pee. But that's just as well, because it's sorta payback for the boys' rudeness. Or that was the gist I got out of it.

16 hours ago, UnabashedUser said:

Count me in. A little pee in the pool won't do it any harm. That's what the chlorine is for. Feels so hot and naughty.

That's what I'm talking about! Every time someone pees in the pool, they're doing something that could be sexy, but it counts the best if they appreciate it too. Or, if like certain adults, they're doing it to get back at pesky kids who refuse to obey common decency. 😋

14 hours ago, beachmom said:

While it's quite obvious the boys are pissing in the cabin and occasionally a boys mom is a bit uneasy about them doing so,  we've all come to tolerate them doing so, because after all at least they're not peeing in the pool. On the other hand the ladies much prefer the discretion of the pool, even if it's nastier to pee in the pool. I'm sure the boys decision has nothing to do with being merciful to the other swimmers, but rather they're taking advantage of an opportunity to let loose on the floor, something they know makes their moms very uneasy and would never tolerate in any other circumstance. It makes me quite uncomfortable when my boys do so around my friends, however since most of their boys do so as well I tolerate them. I suppose I do take a bit of revenge on the boys as I'm sitting on the edge of the pool talking to them and peeing into the pool inches away from them without them having any idea.

Going by the teachings of @Maggie_555, the proper course of action would be to try and encourage the boys to just stay in the pool for it. But I know enough about family life to know that a parent sometimes has to pick their battles. And if they're going to be peeing someplace besides in a toilet either way, is it really worth trying to get them to shift?

I've heard anecdotes of guys peeing into swimming pools very openly from the side. Like, just standing on the deck and letting the pee stream pour in, with their privates out for all to see. But I've never seen it in person. I have a feeling that happens more in private pools, like at residential pool parties and that kinda thing. It's much harder to get away with at a public pool where not everyone knows each other. Not that peeing in the changing area on the floor is much more merciful, but maybe if it's not indecent exposure it's not a problem.

But I'd just call that a better argument for discreetly peeing into the water without drawing attention either way. It sounds like you and the other moms have the right idea. Yes, urinating in pools is bad for the water quality and all that, yes, using the pool that way basically makes it into a giant toilet, but nobody has to know you're doing it. That seems to me like the ideal approach.

49 minutes ago, beachmom said:

I've always done it in pools, lakes, seaside, but as a kid and in my early adult years I was swimming. These days I do much less swimming, but the pool is still the most convenient place to pee, I think most of the ladies do it there. At this particular apartment pool there are no restrooms there, you're expected to go back to your apartment I guess, so you often hear moms quietly advise little kids to just go in the pool. There are however mens and womens dressing cabins, (walls like toilet partitions, a foot or so above the ground and no roof). As there are no toilets, many of the boys and the occasional men there seem to prefer to step in the cabin and relieve themselves on the concrete. They must think they're in private, but lying out on the pool deck it's quite visible to all the ladies where they've done it, but it's better than running the boys back home.

Who can understand the mind of a boy at the swimming pool? ... Probably not me, I didn't spend much time around dressing cabins in my youth. But it's interesting that anyone would use them as a urinal, when it's so obvious from the outside that a stream of 'water' is coming down onto the ground. I guess they really have no shame.

And that's funny to say especially because I usually think of 'no shame' as the mentality that lets people pee in the water at swimming pools. Maybe there's a difference here between shame and embarrassment. It's pretty tough to be embarrassed by peeing in the pool, because embarrassment requires you to be noticed and that's a cinch to avoid. But it's easy to feel ashamed inside, knowing that your pee is going into the water where it'll stay and get all over all the other swimmers. Maybe the boys think they're being merciful.

On 11/6/2018 at 6:00 AM, Alfresco said:

I once saw a lifeguard get off her chair, sit on the side of the pool, pee and return to her chair.   She was quite hot and I guessed what she was up to.  She sat on the poolside where the water lapped over the edge of the pool, so her bum was in very shallow (like 5mm deep) water and her legs were in the pool.  I swam towards her and I could see that her swimsuit was wet way above the water line.   She was there about 30 secs, then splashed water from the pool over her body and swimsuit so that she was all wet and disguised the wet patch of pee.  Then she got up and went straight back to sitting on her viewing chair.

I gotta wonder how often lifeguards do this. It's their job to watch the swimmers, right? And they have to do it constantly, back and forth, back and forth across the pool so they can tell if anyone's been underwater too long. So leaving the pool area to go to the bathroom would be pretty inconvenient.

Leave it to you to find a hot lifeguard lady peeing into the pool, though. 😀 If every swimmer were as observant as you, no one would get away with doing their business in the water, I expect.

11 hours ago, UnabashedUser said:

Interesting people we can fantasize about as we pee. She's into lifeguard types, I like busty girls in their 30's. We try not to get close to people who might get onto what we're doing.

Interesting indeed! I don't want to pry too hard about non-pee-related things, but I'm curious how the act of peeing plays into the fantasy, if it does at all. Do you just like watching sexy people while you do your thing? Or are they special some way for pee stuff in particular?

1 hour ago, UnabashedUser said:

Whenever the wife and I go to the pool together it's a jointa  pee, worked up ahead of time.

I will snuggle up to her butt and we let it go simultaneously as she reaches through her legs to feel my warm jet and I reach around the front to feel hers. We try to pick out interesting people in the pool to watch as we pee and I usually develop a raging erection which she massages. Later in private we take care of that <grin>

By interesting people, do you mean sexy ones that you can ogle, or just ones you're hoping your pee will get on together? .Because either answer would be valid. Sounds like you two have a delicious routine worked out.

16 hours ago, Maggie_555 said:

Unfortunately what you've said about a typical summer in England is accurate Spectacle!  As you've guessed most swimming takes place indoors, in public pools, and from what I've both heard and seen I honestly have a feeling more people pee in them than don't.

Well, you might know where my next question is going, but what do you mean by "both heard and seen"? It sounds like there are some examples waiting just around the corner... 😉

3 hours ago, Maggie_555 said:

Oh yes it has certainly been a lovely warm summer here in England this year, which encourages much more swimming of course.  I visit indoor pools when the weather isn't good (which is all too often here!) but there's nothing to beat an open-air pool in the sunshine.  Either way I can't imagine taking a swim without peeing in the pool.  I always plan ahead before a pool visit, not peeing ahead of time so I'll be in urgent need when I get to the pool.  Having changed quickly I'll get right into the pool, then enjoying the relief as I let it all go through my swimsuit and into the water.

Interesting to hear Beachmom relieves herself into the water without actually swimming. I'm gonna try that.  Because Spectacle is a man it excites me to hear that he purposely pissed into the water the way he did.  Both naughty and satisfying!    

    

It's true! I am a man. It's occurring to me that I might've wanted to explicitly say so in the opening post, although hopefully the reference to my swimming trunks will prevent any straight guys from getting a mistaken boner about it. 😋

I've heard it often said that in England, you get something like one week of proper sunshine in the summer and then it's right back to the gloomy gray usual. I feel like that would encourage people to swim indoors a lot more, which also means they might swim in public pools more. Here in America, outdoor backyard pools are pretty much a way of life, but besides the odd pool party, those only really get used by one family at a time. Maybe that means in England there's more public pool peeing all around! (I'm just spitballing here. But it's the kind of thing that you get to wonder about on a forum like this.)

The last time I did actually go to someone's backyard pool here, I was super shocked, because the water was pretty much ice-cold. It was during a party, with a fair few people around, and the pool was one of those above-ground circular ones with the ladder to get inside. I swam up to the wall (by the filter intake so the water was moving around me) and rested my arms on top of it, looking out at the people doing their barbecue and chatting it up nearby, and let out my whole bladder's worth without looking down or moving at all. I kid you not, it was the warmest-feeling pee of my life. It was too cold for me to get an erection afterward in the water, but I probably might've!

8 hours ago, beachmom said:

You're certainly not alone, many of my friends as well as myself walk over to the pool and relieve ourselves while sitting on the edge. I myself rarely swim when I take the boys to the pool, yet I always relieve myself there. Ironically, my boys spend the whole day in the water, but get out and run into the dressing area as they won't pass up an opportunity to relieve themselves indiscriminately.

I've heard about that before from you! It almost gives the feeling that you're leaving something in the water on their behalf. Did you always do it in the pool like that, or was it only when you started needing to watch the boys?

So, she knew of your fetish, but did she know what you were doing in the closet?

Oh my god! The legend is back! I can't believe it. This is my lucky day. @nopjans, I kiss the ground you walk on. Or piss on, as it were.

Basically all of them. But more often, they do it while the shower is running!

Regarding sexual orientation, it depends a little on what the guys are doing. If they're just peeing on stuff together, on principle that's not overly different from visiting a strip club together. They might both be getting sexually aroused, but it's directed at a common subject, not at each other.

Of course, if they're actually getting pee on one another, that's a different sort of matter. You could make a fair argument that if a guy enjoys peeing/being peed on by another guy, that means they feel some sort of attraction to other guys. But what's wrong with that? Any hate for that kind of fun isn't much different than the hate for other kinds of fun between interested males. It doesn't even mean that the guy doesn't generally enjoy the company of women -- that's a valid way to do it too. People need to chill out about what guys do together, and that's basically that.

When I saw that the site was down, I was afraid that it'd never come back up again. I was immediately kicking myself for never taking the step of getting anyone's contact info! This is a relief to rival any other we have around here.

I can't speak for anyone else, but weirdly, I only feel really comfortable peeing in sinks when I feel at home in the place the sink is at. Nobody tell my friends that.