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17 hours ago, Curepunts said:

Me want ....ran outta cookies

Through the fabric at first, making it nice and wet with your piss, and then naked too!

20 hours ago, Johnboy777 said:

I was returning from a short trip, decided I should stop in one of my normal spots to pee, and discovered a young boy, maybe between 8 and 10 years old, standing behind an enclosure evidently peeing. I stood along the wall to do my piss, and when the young man finished I walked over to where he peed, and this is what I  found.....

He's a good boy!!  He has the right idea and will hopefully keep doing this when he's older.

1 minute ago, James_erased said:

You may be even more glad to hear I didn’t use the toilet *at all* for that particular hotel stay, using various places throughout the room to piss instead! But yes, I always do particularly enjoy soiling the hotel room carpet with a nice long piss - especially one that leaves such a significant puddle it hasn’t even fully dried before checking out! 

Oh that's incredibly sexy James, you not using the toilet at all during your stay, Also leaving a puddle which hasn't fully dried before checking out?  "Good boy!" 😉

On 4/18/2022 at 8:53 PM, James_erased said:

Staying in a hotel room this evening, and as a man who’ll piss wherever I want, wouldn’t it be wrong to actually use the toilet?

I'm so glad you didn't use the toilet James, Much more fun to soil the hotel room carpet with a nice long piss, It looks lovely and wet, soaked with urine! 

On 5/12/2023 at 10:12 PM, James_erased said:

It seems my stream missed the toilet completely.. we can blame the motion of the train, right? 🤫

The motion of the train?  More like you pissing somewhere naughty on purpose James! 

5 hours ago, Alfresco said:

There is a small park near me which the council have recently decided no longer warrants having toilets.  This is despite the toilets being fairly well utilised from what I've noticed.   Over the last couple of weeks I have been there several times and have been there several times and I've noted various puddles and pee stains in the entrance to both the ladies and men's toilets and I have added my own pee several times.

Here is a video showing one of those times:

https://www.erome.com/a/9DBZgctK.

 

A nice long piss, and in a place undercover so it won't be washed away by rainfall. I love the way you pissed all over the door in the area which someone would touch if attempting to open it!

3 hours ago, Alfresco said:

Well maybe over the summer I will have to find a furniture store without too many cameras.  Last time I was going to try it, an overhelpful sales assistant followed me round and kept asking if I needed any help.  I didn’t feel it appropriate to ask which was the most absorbent sofa.  

Oh yes there are so many cameras in shops and stores nowadays so you'll need to be careful. A lovely naughty idea though.  Must admit I am laughing at the thought of you asking the overhelpful sales assistant which was the most absorbent sofa! 🙂 🙂  

On 10/20/2022 at 2:43 PM, Alfresco said:

My last post above was about discreet peeing with shorts in a public place.   Weather has turned colder now, so I'm not wearing shorts much.  I have adapted a pair of trousers as an experiment to see what I can get away with in public whilst wearing trousers.   Basically I unpicked the seam of the trousers from where the leg inseams join the backside seam.   I created a gap which was about 2 inches (50mm) long going backwards from that point.   When sitting down, the split is below me.   I did some tests using a video camera and also a mirror and it seems that under normal walking, standing and sitting positions, the split is not obvious to a casual observer.   Next step was to test the functionality in the garden, sitting on a step.  The results were very successful, to then I moved on to try it in public.   I went for a walk and as far as I know, I didn't attract any attention from anyone else.   I then sat on a bench which was next to a reasonably busy road and reached underneath me, separated the material and allowed my dick to escape the hole so that it was between the slats of the bench.   Cars went by, people walked by, no untoward attention was paid to me.   I relaxed and peed through the gap.   There was a lady walking her dog but she was to my side and I think my legs hid most of what I was doing.   Cars continued to pass by about 5m away.  When I finished, I simply stood up and walked away. The position of the split meant that once I stood, it automatically retracted my dick into my trousers.   I continued my walk and still nobody noticed anything.   If there was a suitable wall to sit on, then I could have peed down the back of it and nobody would have any idea.  Also, could potentially use the same technique in places like a pub, hotel or a furniture shop where you could pee between cushions on a sofa for example.

Pictures below:

View looking directly at the split seam.  Even at this range and angle (which nobody would see in normal life) and with legs apart, you can't see much that you shouldn't and although there is a small amount of skin that could be detected, the colour of the trousers helps avoid any major contrast with skin colour.  So walking around in public shouldn't be an issue:

What people might actually see in public.   You can see the split if you look closely, but I don't reckon many would notice.

Sat on bench with legs apart to show the technique:

Obviously, if I kept my legs together then there would be even less for public to see.  That particular bench is on grass, so not even any puddle to see.   So you can easily get away with it and if anyone gets too close, just cut the stream and wait for them to walk by.

 

 

 

A great idea @Alfresco, enabling you to pee discreetly almost anywhere, Hey I know it's naughty but I LOVE the thought of you using this technique in a furniture shop in the way you've described.  

Hey those are hot, and inside a building so your piss won't be washed away by rainfall. Soon there'll be a smell of stale urine for others to 'enjoy'. Nice work! 

37 minutes ago, James_erased said:

It’s a club I love being part of! Although ‘getting a hard on’ would appear to be somewhat understating the matter, at least in my case.. 😇

I couldn’t help but be a little surprised at just how visible my haze below was; I think my vitamin tablets helped give it an extra nice yellowy colour! Not only did it encourage me to keep rather brazenly pissing even more, but I was also sure to stand extra still to reduce any surface movement and increase the chances of visibility for what I was going into the pool water 😈 I love that you find it incredibly sexy, and hope you’d have been happily eyeing up the situation if you were there! 

I really do enjoy how you also both think about, as well as enjoy knowing my urine will stay within the pool itself after I’ve vacated it - I’m also hopeful of this being for at least many months, too 😉 it was a fairly compact hotel pool, which makes me feel better about there being less pool water to dilute my contribution.. especially for others to have to swim in, like you say. Not ‘good boy!’ this time? 😉

Oh yes, we each tend to understate things at times and my equivalent is 'getting damp down there' when in fact it often involves a moving contact between the second finger of my right hand and... 😉 

Because of your description of the event I'm easily able to imagine the yellow haze spreading into the water and confirming to anyone spotting it that you were going to the toilet in the pool. To be honest if I'd actually been there you'd possibly have seen my eyes glowing with excitement as I watched you standing extra still so it was obvious what you were doing!  🙂  I sometimes see a man in a pool who is possibly peeing, but there's usually a doubt which is not so exciting.

Thanks for letting me know it was a fairly compact hotel pool and I'm guessing you'll now know exactly what I'm thinking.  As you've mentioned there is less pool water to dilute your contribution and because of this I'm going to say "Good boy!"

49 minutes ago, James_erased said:

I’m still very much a fully fledged member of the guys getting a hard on from things you’ve written club! In fact, even just your recent responses in here couldn’t help but turn me on 🤫

Might you be pleased to hear that one of my most recent pool pisses formed quite the abundant, distinctive yellow hazy cloud from all out the front of my swim shorts? And that it didn’t at all deter me, but the exhilaration from how apparent it was just spurred me on to keep going? 

Hi again @James_erased and love the thought of a "Guys getting a hard on from things Maggie has written club"!! 🙂🙂  

Might I be pleased to hear that one of your most recent pool pisses went in exactly the way you've described?  Of course I am, and in fact I'm delighted!  So exciting to visualise you in the pool with a hazy yellow cloud of urine spreading out from your swim shorts.  I love the way you kept on going, even though others could possibly spot you in action.  That's incredibly sexy! 

It's also satisfying in the longer term as the pollution from the contents of your bladder will remain in the pool water until it is changed.  Hopefully this will many months ahead at least, and possibly even years ahead, with people continuing to swim in your diluted urine without knowing,  Hey, I have to close by saying "Good man!" 😉   

1 hour ago, topgag said:

I don't know if you would come closer to feel the water getting hot. But you would normally talk to him even realizing the detail 

If this man was my husband I'd certainly be closer to feel the warmth of his urine. 😉 If it was a man I'd met at the pool I'd enjoy spotting him peeing in the water while we were talking. I'm assuming he'd be doing this without realising the yellowness was visible, in which case I'd simply enjoy the naughtiness without saying anything,  However I'm guessing that my eyes would be glowing with excitement, probably giving my thoughts away! 

18 minutes ago, topgag said:

what would you think or react to if while talking to a man at the pool he was peeing?

I must admit that I would be both surprised and delighted in this situation!  While we were talking I'd see a slight yellowness in the water and become very excited.  I wouldn't want to take this any further, I'm married with gown-up kids plus a grandson, but I'd certainly be masturbating later while thinking of what this man had done.  

43 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

You mean I have to pour this lovely glass of sparkling water down the sink? 😶

Well you don't have to @oliver2, but if we were going to a pool later I'd say, "PLEASE - pretty PLEASE - don't drink the water!" 

On 4/8/2023 at 6:50 PM, MonsterKane46 said:

to be fair, I would imagine half the kids are doing the same. Used to visit public pools a lot with my best friend, her son and her nephew back when the kids were about 9 or 10 (they are now 19) and none of us got out to go to the bathroom.

Thanks for your reassuring comments MonsterKane46 - and I'm pleased to hear that during pool visits with your best friend, "none of us got out to go to the bathroom." 😉

On 12/13/2022 at 11:34 AM, Couple92 said:

Another hotel. This one was quite fancy!

Wow these are so HOT! 

5 hours ago, oliver2 said:

Do you think they knew that meant the pools had lots of pee in? 😃

From the way they've told me about their schooldays it seems that they had no thoughts on how much pee was in the pool water. They each accepted the strong 'pool smell' because they hadn't experienced anything else as kids. It wasn't until they were adults, taking me to pools as a young girl in the 1970s, that they realised the 'pool smell' wasn't so strong by then.  My dad thinks this possibly happened because of better maintenance and/or the pool water being changed more often, with just as many people probably peeing in pools then and now.

They certainly gave me encouragement to pee in the pool as a young girl, guiding me away from toilets before getting in - and also suggesting that I should try to pee again, one more time, before getting out at the end of my swim.  Of course I did so, soon realising it was actually 'naughty' and enjoying it!

On 2/6/2023 at 4:00 PM, ukpeegirl86 said:

I always pee in my swimsuit when I’m in water be it a pool, hot tub, the sea etc. In fact I’ll consciously hold it in knowing I can go in the water later on. 

Good to know I'm not the only one who thinks in this way.  With an opportunity to be in a pool or a hot tub sometime later I'll also consciously hold it in so I can enjoy 'going' in the water then.