Maggie_555

On 8/15/2021 at 7:16 PM, gozer1993 said:

I had great fun in a rental van. I rented a van for a day to move stuff. Because I was on the move the whole day I had no toilet available but the van was a perfect alternative😄

https://nl.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph610cfff87ffa5

 

Oh that is hot!!  A lovely long piss with loads of it going on to the seat and soaking deep down into the fabric.

7 hours ago, Kupar said:

At least four stairs - good work!

Yes!  A lovely long piss - flooding at least four stairs and it's great to see it all soaking into the carpet afterwards.

On 8/9/2021 at 4:03 PM, gldenwetgoose said:

I was contemplating an outdoor pee somewhere around the entrance to my house, when I suddenly realised - when I was out the other day I'd wondered about a derelict property and I was about to walk past one.  On the corner of my street is a large, modern styled two storey property. Large enough to be a bar or restaurant, but with a tiny patio I'm assuming a residential house.  Now the thing is, it's never been lived in. The paint is faded, so windows are broken and the outside is largely overgrown.  This time around I noticed one of the metal gates is wide open.

As I rounded the corner, I checked carefully and couldn't see a sign of anyone. Instantly my mind was made up. I quickly ducked in the gate as quietly as I could, and down the side of the property.  The actual 'front' of the building is on the side away from the road, facing onto fields with a series of full height glass doors. One lay smashed on the ground allowing unrestricted access. I'd just stepped in when a blue light flashed around the walls, from a passing police car (here they have steadily lit blue roof lights when on routine business).  In a panic I waited just to make sure it wasn't stopping, and it didn't. Now by this  point I was pretty desperate and maybe with the drink was feeling bold - I stood near an internal pillar, dropped my shorts to knee level and aiming with one hand released a steady stream which ran down the masonry, I guess pooling in the floor in darkness.  Once I was done, I left hopefully as quietly as I'd walked in.

Oh it's so exciting to hear that you found a way to sneak into that building and take advantage of the situation. The passing police car must have made you anxious for sure, but luckily your desperation, plus perhaps the boldness you felt from the alcohol, had the effect I was hoping for as I began to read.  You pissed against an internal pillar until your overloaded bladder was empty, leaving what must have been a huge pool of urine on the floor.  With the passage of time this will cause an unpleasant smell, and eventually guys will probably have to do refurbishment work in there.  Well I hope so anyway!           

12 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Time for a bit of an update (and maybe a few excuses):

 

So the other day I did find myself after a couple of cans of beer laying on my back on an unmade double mattress and letting a full flow of dilute pee soak into it.  However a day or so later I tried the splash across, but it seems I was much less hydrated and hence released a more concentrated splash of yellow pee.  By the end of the day, the room seemed to be smelling like a gents public urinal, not in a good way - especially as the house is going to be locked up again soon for however long. So apologies, that's sort of put me off the idea of the pee on furniture or beds.  Sinks, showers are still fair game.

Ah well, such is life and I can understand your reluctance @gldenwetgoose. Must admit I find it exciting to think of your room smelling that way - naughty I know - but when I suggested you could pee all over a sofa or bed, so your urine would be absorbed deep into the fabric, I hadn't fully thought of the consequences for you.  Hey, thanks anyway for causing that unpleasant smell - and also for telling us about it! 😉

Sexy videos so thanks for posting them!  Lovely to see you pissing on to the carpet and also soaking that cushion twice. Nice work to cause stains and hopefully an aroma of stale urine later on.  Best of all, though, was to watch you doing something so unhygienic with the kettle!  I really hope the next guest won't wash it before using it.   

21 minutes ago, peeLIZZ said:

I was staying at the hotel yesterday with a new boyfriend.  During the day, he went on business, and I worked at the computer in the room.  I drank and pissed into a chair all day.  It got wet pretty quickly and the urine ran under the table forming a large puddle on the carpet. 
When I finished work I went to bed to watch the series on TV.  I drank 5 liters of water a day, so on each episode I could piss the bed again. The chair got morning urine and stains remained, it was not so noticeable on the bed when it dried out.

Sounds like you had a great time pissing (so much!) in that hotel room. I'm much older than you but I still love what you did. Best of all for me is "The chair got morning urine and stains remained..." I've done that and it's so satisfying! 

8 minutes ago, 88mphArtist said:

Very hot! I recently pissed in a hotel too, under the drawers, in the cushions, and in the kettle! It gets me so fucking horny being bad. I'm glad you got the chance to spread your piss all over the room 🙂

You saying "in the kettle" does it for me - big time!  

Your urine mixed in with the soap and nobody will know.  Oh that's so hot and delightfully naughty!!

I'm guessing "other bodily functions" is the potential problem here.  As I understand it we are not allowed to talk of these within this forum, though I have no problem with it personally.  

1 hour ago, gldenwetgoose said:

I’ve been really enjoying a few of the challenge me posts lately (certain of you ladies hitting the spot perfectly). 

Now, those that know me will know how careful I am to not overstep the mark, to be respectful no matter how much my inner demon wants to be filthy…

Also those who know me may know that about 18 months ago I suddenly found myself with a second home in the hills in Southern Spain. 

Right now I’m typing this from a chair on the terrace with a beer - and let’s just say it’s been a long time coming. First time I’ve been here for a year, I’m here for a week on my own for most of that time. Lots of work to do, but work hard, play hard…

So I’ve got tiled floors though, laundry dries really quickly, and certain furniture I’m not intending to keep…

So - it’s challenge Goose time. A chance to see a little more of me maybe. Hit me with your suggestions - no promises but if I like the idea you may just get lucky. Feel free to ask any questions too.  😉

"... and certain furniture I'm not intending to keep..." sounds interesting. 😉 Would any of these items absorb and retain pee if your jet was directed on to them? 

Lovely to see you relaxing and 'letting it go'.  Sexy!

8 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I hope @Maggie_555 approves of this. 

I remember as a little girl once saying to my grandmother (who encouraged me to pee outside a lot): "I don't like toilets, Nanny. I like grass!" She giggled approvingly and said "That's my girl!" 

Lovely to hear of your grandmother's reaction @Eliminature and of course I totally approve!  You were lucky to have a Nanny who understood "I don't like toilets..." and encouraged you to pee elsewhere.    

1 hour ago, Eliminature said:

Digging a hole, like a cat, and peeing on a beach like girls normally do it.

The caption says it all.

Yes indeed "Good boy!"

On 7/25/2021 at 1:23 PM, JDG said:

My mom didn't specifically tell me to NOT pee in the pool. But when I was little and her having the key of our local pool, she took me swimming often on Sundays (when the pool was closed). When I announced I had to pee, she would walk me to the toilets. But when we were at the beach, she would encourage me to pee in the sea. So that's a difference.  

Ah, thanks for letting us know this JDG.  Having been regularly walked from the pool to the toilets by your mom when you needed to pee as a youngster does seem to have blocked you from being able to pee in a pool now as an adult.  It could so easily have been the same for me if I'd had similar experience as a kid.  Instead I was actually encouraged to hold on until I was in the pool to pee - and also to try and pee one more time before getting out at the end of a swim.  The first time (when I wasn't sure whether I should or not) my mom reassured me by saying "It's the same as peeing in the sea. Just do it into the water through your swimsuit."  When I did it I was told "Good girl! In the pool is the right place."     

On 8/23/2020 at 12:43 PM, Guest hrlv said:

I remember going to a public pool where I had swimming lessons when I was a kid. Sometimes I'd swim into a "warmer" area, and it didn't take long to figure out what it was. So I was immediately tempted to do so myself! Like most everyone have said, the realization that other people were into peeing in forbidden places excited me right away. So I went to a calmer area, stayed a little more still, then let it go. I loved watching that yellow liquid cloud slowly forming out of my bathing suit near my cock. Then feeling the same warmth as I had just swam in a minute ago. Needless to say I did it almost every time I went back there that summer!

Just like my parents praised me I'm going to say "Good boy! In the pool is the right place." 😉

On 11/8/2020 at 11:40 PM, Eliminature said:

Mr Eliminature and I used to go swimming every week. Unfortunately, the local baths are closed now because of this wretched pandemic. But I peed in the pool every chance I got. I was a lurker here at the time and I used to think of you, @Maggie_555 every time I let my bladder loose in the water. 

Like you, I was encouraged to relieve myself in the water, but I only recall it happening once. I was at the shallow end with my grandmother, wearing my armbands and said "I need a wee!" My grandma said "Just do it in the water. I always do." And I did. 

I'm still weeing in swimming pools now. Mr Eliminature isn't too impressed by it, though. I am trying to encourage him! Once after swimming, we were in a shower cubicle together and I aimed a long stream against the wall of the shower. You should have seen the look on his face! 

Yeah that must have come as a shock to him! 🙂 Best of luck with your ongoing encouragement of your hubby to use the pool water as a toilet. I've been lucky as mine is co-operative, even though he's still puzzled as to why it turns me on so much.  By the way it's lovely to hear that I influenced you to some extent while you were a lurker here.  

On 9/12/2020 at 10:48 AM, boochoy said:

thanks for this. Here is the evidence. Actually she made the same confession in another interview. will try to find that too. Wish i could get in the pool straight after her! Olympics here i come:)

Oh yes, I remember Duncan Goodhew making the same confession.  @boochoy - Just like you've said about Rebecca I wish I could get in the pool straight after him!

I was originally going to post this as a new thread but it seems right to add it right here instead, Because of anxiety about Covid-19 my parents haven't visited a swimming pool for a long long time, so with things getting easier I persuaded them to come to Windsor Leisure Pool with me.  Of course it was more complicated than in old times, with us all having to register for a particular time slot and to try to arrive 'swim ready' as described on the website. My mum and dad are in their early 70s now, double-jabbed like me and so hopefully safe, but they still considered it odd to have to arrive at the pool with swimwear under their everyday clothes.      

22 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I have referred to her and her sister (my great aunt) helping and encouraging me to pee in unusual places on this website before. 

I'll recall some of my own childhood memories on your other thread detailing your mum's encouragement of naughty peeing if you would like. My own experiences weren't exactly the same, but you might find them interesting.

Hey thanks for your offer @Eliminature, and please do recall your childhood memories of being encouraged into naughty peeing by your grandma and your great aunt.  It's nice to know I'm not the only one who has been encouraged by older relatives. By the way I must have failed to spot your earlier posts on this subject so I'll need to search for them.  Nobody is perfect! - LOL   

4 hours ago, Eliminature said:

Don't feel bad. I was in a similar situation myself thanks to winter and Covid regulations.

Yes, my grandmother encouraged a lot of free peeing in various places and praising me when I had peed. I think it could be where my fetish stems from. 

Thanks, and I guess it's not been an easy time for any of us as we are social creatures who like to mix and share time with each other.

Lovely to hear that your grandmother encouraged a lot of free peeing and also praised you when the deed had been done.  Must admit I enjoyed being praised after I'd peed in what was often an obviously naughty place to do it.      

On 11/8/2020 at 11:40 PM, Eliminature said:

Mr Eliminature and I used to go swimming every week. Unfortunately, the local baths are closed now because of this wretched pandemic. But I peed in the pool every chance I got. I was a lurker here at the time and I used to think of you, @Maggie_555 every time I let my bladder loose in the water. 

Like you, I was encouraged to relieve myself in the water, but I only recall it happening once. I was at the shallow end with my grandmother, wearing my armbands and said "I need a wee!" My grandma said "Just do it in the water. I always do." And I did. 

I'm still weeing in swimming pools now. Mr Eliminature isn't too impressed by it, though. I am trying to encourage him! Once after swimming, we were in a shower cubicle together and I aimed a long stream against the wall of the shower. You should have seen the look on his face! 

Hey I genuinely feel bad for not replying to you many months ago. With all this Covid-19 stuff I've been both up and down mentally for quite a while. It's reassuring to hear that you were also told "Just do it in the water," as I was - and I like your grandma's comment "I always do."

On 8/12/2020 at 10:32 PM, oliver2 said:

Roses are red, kittens have ears

The swimming pool’s yellow, ‘cos @Maggie_555 was here

Hey Oliver2 I like this! 🙂 Sorry I didn't reply back in December but I wasn't in a good place then. Now I'm back and happy I'd like to thank you for this, as I'm taking it as a compliment! - LOL

1 hour ago, Mrhapee said:

I love peeing in pools. I often look around and wonder who else is doing it also. The more yellow the cloud the sexier it is for me. Love reading your post Maggie, love women who just piss when need to in pools.  😈

Great to hear that you love peeing in pools Mrhapee, emptying your bladder into the water for your own enjoyment! Must agree with you on the yellowness of the cloud too. Perhaps you could post some more about your pool peeing activities... please! 😉