Scot_Lover

My wife used to be able to up end and splatter her pretty face, but as she has said, she is not exactly a "bendy toy" anymore, so Mary an I help her get into position. It's truly fun to watch, and yes, everyone here has had their own, mostly warm water but sometimes you cop a battery acid squirt, all part of the fun, you never know what you are going to get.

6.15 pm AU time, took ages to log in, 502 error, host offline. Eventually started to work, but only by using FireFox, Mirosoft Edge just gives up in disgust.

There are some "natural" type water retention concoctions going around, supposedly used to rid the body of excess water, never tried them, though. Just doesn't seem feasible, given the way the urinary function of our bodies works. Our amazing Dr, who knows a little of what we do talked to us about it, and although diuretic drugs are available, she has advised us not to use them, the balance of liquids / salts required is just too delicate to fuck around with. We have found that the way we do things works, with no harm to any of us, lite to mid strength alcohol and plenty of water creates enoug

Fosters is a sore point with us Aussies, made by Sottish & Newcastle but still tries to associate itself with Australia. They don't actually say it's not Australian, but they don't actually say is a UK brand either. They lost the F1 Gran Prix and The Melbourne Cup sponsorship over this so its a pretty big deal for someone. Latest report is that the entire thing is now owned by Heineken. More wine is drunk here than beer is anyway, despite whats advertised, UK and USA drink more been than Aussies do, lol.

This is what also causes the hangover effects the next day, when we are done for the night, we have a couple of glasses of water to re-hydrate and wake up less crappy then we normally would have. We may wake up ordinary looking, but no blinding headaches anymore. Know how your body works, then you know what you can do with it.

No, www.peefans.com, think I was away for 90min at the time I had the issue, when I came back the error was displayed, mouse click restored the session. Just think it some kind of time out.

My wife and our live in girlfriend, lol. Don't have a lot, a massage slide - a vinyl sheet with inflatable sides, plastic sheet for the bed, and whatever clothes we have on at the time. Really no preference, if we want to play in what we are wearing, we just go for it. Is a completely tiled bathroom with a drain in the floor classed as a "toy" ?

We can easily go every 15 min, if we've had a few, first couple do nothing, but break that seal and we're done, it's like clockwork. Suits us though, when we get messy with it, lol. Always one of us ready to go again.

A slow teasing classic 69 position does it for me, but I make her come a couple of times first, then she soaks me, and we start all over again. Just make sure you have something comfortable to lie on, hard tile floors are not comfortable on your back or on your knees. And have the room warm, getting too cold to do anything is also a mood killer.

Gawd, we've had a set back, some places are now $1.24. Just in the one country town I have seen 94.7 , $1.19 and $1.24

Spoke too soon, left the web page open, and after an hour or so came back to the error. Mouse click restored the session, may have been a time out.

I have not seen this, everything works fine in the Land of Aus.

Petrol prices have taken a dive here, lowest price for over 10 years at .94 cents per litre. Just interested to know what the rest of the world is paying? Don't worry about trying to convert it, I'll rough out a calculator, and work it out.

Lol, I use plastic sheets on my bed, it's to protect it, the thing cost $2000 and we're not about to mess it up. Even so, there have been some memorable accidents, have you ever noticed how slippery pee on plastic is? Think frictionless surface and go from there, rofl (literally)

Water, alternate with a glass of beer and I'm hopeless. Break the seal and I have to leak every 15 min, easy. Ladies are the same, except cider is their choice, if we know we are going to get messy, lots of water to go with the giggly fun.

Heineken when I want full strength, Carlton Cold for mid Strength and the girls love Rekorderlig, Apple or Pear, it all tastes nice :wink:

So what do people think of the Internet as it is now? Chaturbate has this "ohmibod" thing, supposedly vibrates to the sound of tokens. The 3 of us have been in hysterics at one poor girl, a couple of guys hammered the token button, poor girl looked like a stabbed fish, thrashing about on the floor. How much further can that go? I have a couple of Server 2012 R2 installations that I can manage using a web browser and powershell, from anywhere on the planet, from my mobile phone, kind of scary when you think about it. Several others have a VPN log in, requires me to go off line to log on. I ev

History is fascinating, but could you imagine the smell of people back in the 1300's? I cannot survive without a shower at least once per day, sometimes I'll have another as I'm getting into bed, but these people had 1 bath per year, traditionally on your birthday, or Christmas. A bath was thought of as a way to let evil into you're body, and an open window was an open invitation for diseases. Can you imagine the central hall of a castle, 50 or so people all sleeping together on the straw covered floors? Sheep and cattle also lived inside during winter just to add to the merriment. I know

Mary didn't like pee when we met her, we "trained" her to like pee, it can be done, just takes a little time. The people motioned, these so called actors are just in it for whatever money they can make, but when you meet a real pee girl, or train one to our mutual liking, you know the difference. To hear a girl, getting piss all over her pretty face, giggle as she splutters, is something to admire, or to see her standing over you, raining her sweet pee onto your body, and see the sexiness in her eyes, no one can fake that. We have something truly special, we have all been in tears, we have all

I was probably mid 30's when I saw some things on the Internet that got me hooked, was interested ever since, just had no one to share it with. It so happens that I met a girl just as perverted as I was, and our mutual perversions were used to transform a sweet innocent girl into one of us.

Or that some enterprising soul has recorded it somewhere ...... Sharing is caring after all, lol

We done something like this for a University study several years ago, under the proviso that it was completely anonymous, and we told them everything, lol. Never knew what came of it, may have just been read, decided it was too weird, and was binned. Was that the actual title? Will have a look around, see if can find it.

Ok, so if I was a 3rd party, offshore, and accepted credit card payments, say for instance, Kink.com, with no info on what was bought, who bought it and where they lived, then paid the bank, would I then be an unacceptable business because I disclosed nothing? We use these here, it works quite well, nothing glaring obvious appears on your statement and you get what you paid for. I had one example a week ago, some guy tried to "fix" a company server, pretty much walked over it with steel capped boots, he hired me to fix it, and to cover it up, we used ozbill as a "miscellaneous debit", ch

Unbelievable, so the freedoms of the USA are being held to ransom by credit card companies. In a country that has more privately owned weapons than the entire population of Asia, you can't buy something fairly harmless that will never hurt anyone. Where will this stop? I can see credit card companies stopping you from buying Japanese made products next, it's made here, you buy it here. How could this be suffered in this day and age,? did everyone just roll over and accept it? Sorry, this just goes into the "only in America" fun bag.

Did the US of A sneak this one in? All the Pee content from Kink.com (Kink Raw) and LegalPorno seems to have disappeared. I've previously bought some of these, and had no problems downloading the titles. Now appear to be gone with the wind, can someone check any US based sites with pee? Thanks