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Only nine in total, pee play with three of them. (Two girlfriends and (later) one sex worker.) I would have liked many more, but getting fat was a handicap. Now I'm getting old and less able. I envy young people today who have easy hook-ups through Tinder, AFF and so on. If I'd had a service like that in my early twenties I would have gone wild. (Back then, the Africans had not yet passed AIDS on to the world, and most of us didn't even know what a condom looked like.)

That's one I never thought of. The Panasonic has 2 USB ports. I have a generic wireless USB keyboard plugged into one port, and a WiFi dongle in the other, so although my Internet capabilities are limited, at least I can easily type in my Youtube searches. I have an early model Western Digital media player plugged into an HDMI port, so I can play any video from a USB stick or portable hard drive. This has no network capability, so I may upgrade it to something better one day.

Great collection of funny photos to illustrate the song. I particularly liked the restaurant called the "Bearded Clam".

I never saw anything in my young days or at school. Nothing. I saw it in porn since I was 20 or so, but in real life I never saw a woman pee until I was 40. I mentioned to my (then) girlfriend that I would like to watch her so she took me into the shower stall with her, where I squatted down to watch her pee on the floor. I put my hand in her stream and stroked her pussy while she was peeing. That was the first time I discovered that slippery, silky feeling it has on your skin. When she finished peeing and stood up, I moved my head forward and licked her pussy. She wasn't expect

That was so good I had to watch it twice. :):biggrin::laugh::thumbsup::thumbsup: Really brightened my morning. Thanks. :cool:

The original Die Hard is my favorite Christmas movie. I always try to make time to watch it on Christmas day.

Really enjoyed this one Steve. A sweet and erotic story, and a nice way to include some of my favorite erotic pictures from the seventies. I was probably just finishing university when those pics were taken. How I would have loved a chance to take part in a photo session like that.

Very beautiful. Thank you for posting.

Caution to the ladies when travelling. Some ben-wa balls have been known to set off airport metal detectors. This can lead to embarrassment if the balls are inside you at the time. :redface: Might be best to carry them in your checked baggage.

Many animals secrete pheromones in their urine as a sexual signal. For example, male kangaroos will taste the urine of females to determine if they are fertile and ready for mating. Thats right, kangaroos are watersports fans :) It's an interesting fact that the glans (head or "bell-end") on the human penis is shaped the way it is for a purpose. It acts as the valve of a pump. If a man has sex with a woman who already has semen in her vagina, the head of his penis will slide past it on the way in, then gather it up on the way out, effectively pumping the existing semen out of h

I took a walk along a local nudist beach back when I was about 25 or so. There were many beautiful women, and it certainly was arousing to see them walk by. :whistling: Each time the plumbing started to stand up I just waded out into the surf. When an incoming wave sloshes the sack with cold water, that soon fixes the "problem" :wacky:

Thanks, looks like a really good collection. :cool:

I have one of the earlier smart TVs, a Panasonic about 3 years old. It has internet access, but limited to what Panasonic is willing to put on their TV portal. I can look at youtube or picasa for example, but I cannot run a web browser or visit this site. I suggest you check the capabilities of each TV very carefully before you buy one. Online reviews may help.

Welcome. I hope you enjoy it here. :)

This pretty lady clearly needs some sweet oral loving to help her feel nice

Equal opportunity pee fan! Cool :cool:. I admire your versatility, even though I couldn't feel that way myself. For my own choice, I absolutely couldn't say no to Honeysuckle Weeks. Anything she wants!