marking my territory

Making a water display on the footpath 😝

From what I know about long dresses with multiple layers and peeing as a woman, I would say it would've been a very messy affair to just pee standing. Generally urine falling fron standing height tends to splatter against the feet and calves, your legs must be spread very wide to ensure pee doesn't run down your leg and into your stockings/boots. I understand why so many petticoats were worn, to protect the dress from body oils/odors and urine. No, I have to imagine if a woman peed ideally it was at the very least into a bowl. It does make me wonder, perhaps handkerchiefs had use as a method f

I remember reading this one legend that said this one greek waterfall formed because Zeus came down from mount Olympus and relieved himself off the side of a cliff. Great natural sites always seem to attract men's interest in peeing. So many men piss off into the grand canyon, to mark, to conquer such a majestic place.

Even when the first female underwear (bloomers) were introduced they were more similar pantaloons than what we think of. Since the fashion throughout history usually has been long and multiple skirts for women, the first undies were open crotch as you can see, easy for any quick urge to be relieved. Minus the modern day thong, thats essentially the design. I can understand why women always moved in groups and never stirred in rough areas if they could avoid it, I can imagine how vulnerable a woman would feel wandering alone without even a thin layer of cotton to protect your sex from rapi

I get penis envy something awful at times😭 not that I want to look like a guy but having a cock would be amazing😌 Combined with the discretion of a skirt? I would be an absolute terror! Theres a reason the humble hose is modelled after the penis and not the vagina...so much easier to aim

I bet its a very simple procedure now, how many times those in the past have been damned by ignorance. That being said, I would've liked to have lived in a time that was more accepting of public or non facilities based urination. Living in an era where women going commando wouldn't have been too bad either.

Keeping in mind water wasn't as largely consumed as beer or wine. The alcohol encourages more urine output but I can't imagine they could drink watered down beer as much as today's modern woman nearly makes a challenge of drinking gallons

Perhaps a true medical case of a micropenis? Or maybe a tear in the opening of his urethra? Probably cause a very wild stream if it was but alas...we'll never know

I didn't know about Marie Antoinette peeing before her execution, but I imagine thats fairly common for someone about to be executed. Did you know that due to lack of bathrooms in Versailles it wasn't uncommon for servants to be seen urinating in the halls? And that some noble women were denied the bathroom while waiting on the queen? There are a few stories of some of the noble ladies having accidents, which I fond strange because of the prevalence of the bourdaloue at the time

I want to hear about your love of history! Any era! Any subject! Fashion, politics, war, weird phenomenons, religion, family history tell me about it! Whats one thing from the past you would bring back? I would probably bring back chamber pots and their everyday use. Whats one part of history you can talk about for hours? The wild west? Revolutionary France? I want to hear it all!😍

Christ, that thing will split wood, let alone me

I've always wanted to assist a man with 'aiming' but from the water is sounds, you have to be ready for anything 🤣🤣 I better hit the books if I ever get a guy to trust I won't accidentally hose him down

What a lovely marriage you two share❤️ I hope I'm half as lucky to have a partner to not only share my kink with but to part as lovingly as you two do. I'd love to see more role play on this site but I guess you have to make what you're looking for.

Welcome! Plenty of content for you to enjoy and hopefully you add lots of content and interaction of your own!

Exactly! You understand the level of professionalism required of a hugh quality maid. It would be nice to openly and honestly discuss a contract with my employer. I imagine every family is different, some might insist I can only use the washroom, some that I can only use the lawn (maybe to help the gardener). Of course there will always be an employer who wants or begrudingly allows me to pee where I please, granted I sweep up after myself.

I would probably be quite upset and humiliated to find that the only clothes I have to wear had been urinated on by my employer's teens. There wouldn't be anything I could do and the teens wouldn't face punishment. Maybe if I had the courage to bring it to my employer's attention he'd laugh and maybe say 'boys will be boys'

You had maids growing up? Aren't you lucky! I could certainly serve the role of a nanny and attend to my charge's need if the occasion arouse. Very young of very old I suppose I'd have to help the family members that would be unable to pee unassisted. A good maid is loyal to the family she works for, their wellbeing should always take priority over the street or a floor.

Well if they're spoiled rich teenagers, they'd probably be quite cruel, maybe do that trick where you leave a tip in a glass of water turned upside down so when the waitress has to clean it up water spills everywhere but with piss. Maybe though they would be too shy to just pee anywhere in someone's home.

Not very professional, and I'd certainly be fired if I was caught doing that nonsense in someone's home.

Depending on their temperaments, maybe one prefers to use the bathroom but is a terrible aim, but the other might make a hobby out of ensuring the maid earns her pay.

Absolutely, maids clean up after the whole household, through not every woman pees as shamelessly and unabashedly as a man would.

I'd love to work for a wealthy family/man as a maid. It wouldn't be a sexual fantasy but a genuine job cleaning and maintaining a home, no skimpy outfit but I would wear a traditional maid's uniform. The only difference would be that on occasion or multiple times a day, depending on my employer, I would be cleaning up after they've peed wherever they've needed to. It would just be another task in my day. I might be mistreated or perhaps a respected member of the household. My employer snapping his fingers at me to get a scrub brush while he pisses on their rug. Maybe they come seek me

Maybe each person pees into a watering can till its full and then use the can to water with discretion...but I think most people prefer to use their own equipment to water plants

Hehe, sounds like Oliver is our friendly neighborhood weed killer 🤣, those with less...potent streams can wander about the flower and veggie gardens to water.

Lately I've been enjoying thinking about the beauty of flora and the human relationship to it, regarding pee. Agricultural is almost as natural to humans as urinating, what we take from the earth we always give back. Each time we squat down and water the earth we are guaranteed to be rewarded for our efforts. Not that I'm ungrateful for modern plumbing but I do grieve that I can't bless my local plant life whenever I feel the urge without being considered a public nuisance. I think encouraging men to water their neighborhood veggie gardens and women to water the flowers would be incred