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Which brings to mind a story about the playwright George Bernard Shaw at a party. He walked up to one of the women guests, apparently an attractive one, and asked if she would go to bed with him for a million dollars. She replied in the affirmative. Sometime later, he asked again, only this time if she would sleep with him for fifty. Immediately, she shot back, "what kind of woman do you think I am?" Shaw replied, "Madam, we've already established that. We just haven't agreed on the price."

I can attest about CrissyP's content. While she may not have the largest bladder capacity, she more than makes up for it in other ways. :wink:

Yes, but maybe if you offered her $200.00, she'd change her tune. :wink:

Hopefully I come across on here like I would be in real life. I'd like to think I'm a gentleman, just not a perfect one. I consider the women on this site as friends, equals, peers and, admittedly, sometimes pee-ers, too. While I like to talk about pee, it's not the only thing I'm interested in. I can probably converse about most every subject under the sun. Just ask. But, I don't think most of you are on this forum to talk about politics, the environment or sports. Perhaps I am a bit less inhibited in front of women here than I would be on a first date, but it's not much different than

Babydoll, in your condition, I would think things get very interesting every 15 minutes or so! :)

Why don't you check out my posts titleds "Streams and Puddles" in the Pictures section? Hope you, um, enjoy! :biggrin: And, if you run dry, I'm sure I can always make more for you.

Kind of like hanging it on an extra-long hook, isn't it? :wink:

And I was hoping they would use something other than a toilet. :biggrin:

I'm told it is, but I'll believe it when I see it! :) Lizz, that's pretty impressive and close to the furthest I've seen a woman pee. But, is THAT really the best you can do? *wink*

Well, there's rain and then there's "rain". :) At times, some of us can look forward to showers! :wink:

So, it is WETnessday, Lizz? I'd, er, gladly get wet with you! :) Although, if I were there I think your shirt might be a translucent yellow!

For some, you know, it would be a way of showing thanks! :wink:

I suppose he lifts his repaired leg on you?

I'll second that!!! I, too, have had a few of those out of car experiences. :)

Ah, girls distance peeing, it's one of my favorite things to see! :) While I've been told some women are good for at least 20 feet in distance, I've never witnessed one who could pee half that far. :frown: (Yes, I've challenged them to contests, and won.) As for which is the best style, I should think standing up, but leaning back against something, so they can push real hard. And, if she wants her stream to go anywhere close to straight out, she's going to have to use her hands. But, much as I enjoy this sort of thing, I'm not the expert on the subject. Why don't we ask our women colleagu

Shyness can be such an over-rated quality. I think you're doing just fine, Vikka. :)

You're such an caretaker for your garden, Vikka, making sure it gets watered regularly. Wish I could be as lucky as your plants! :)

What a great first story, Vikka! I think you'll fit in very well here. :welcome: There's no need to thank each of us personally. Posting more stories like this will do. :)

I pee outdoors ALMOST all the time. Sometimes when I don't even have the chance to. :wink:

Nothing like making a great first impression! :)

I think I'd like to see that. :) Not that you'd have pictures! :wink:

Maybe it is the men who can pee the furthest after all. So far I've yet to see anyone who can out-distance this amazing guy!

I think the real problem might be when she loses her marbles. One more reason never to have sex with a crazy woman! :facepalm:

Crissy, I'll volunteer being a test subject! :)

I trust your legs needed washing! :)