Eliminature

I personally prefer a bush or tree. In the city there are few about but I'm perfectly happy to find a discreet corner against a wall to relieve myself.

The weeds growing in car parks are a passable substitute. I've watered those a few times. 

Did it yesterday and did it today. Indeed, I enjoy letting my stream out in creative positions in the shower. Crouching down on all fours like a dog, bending over, sitting directly on the floor, etc.

Saves water, and is easier than aiming into the bowl.  

Some of you might be interested in how I learned to pee standing up as a female. Well, it was my male playmate who taught me.

Aged around five or so, we were playing in the street, kicking a ball around, and I suddenly announced that I needed a wee and I turned to go back into my house and use the bathroom. My friend ran after me asking "Do you want to have a wee in my garden?" I wasn't so sure. I had weed outside before but only with an adult holding me. I hadn't tried to do it myself before. "I don't think I can," I replied to my friend. "Only if I'm held." I remember feeling a bit upset that this would make me look less tomboyish than I wished. "Don't worry," said my friend. "I'll show you how to do a standing up wee." Well, I was kind of intrigued by this so I agreed.

I went with my friend to an alcove - not really his garden, but close to it - where the bins, plant pots and wood for the fences etc were kept. At his suggestion, we positioned ourselves on either side of the alcove, facing each other so I could copy him. He had suddenly decided that he needed a wee when I had announced my own need. He instructed me to pull my shorts and underwear down to my feet, like him, stand with my feet a small distance apart and slightly bend my knees outward. I could have easily peed like that actually, but he then said "Now you hold it, like this" and aimed himself. I wasn't sure how to go about that - and I was absolutely busting by this point! I decided just to place my fingers down there and hope for the best. Difficult to explain, but with his encouragement, I finally managed to get my fingers into a position where I could be sure that I wouldn't wet my clothes or shoes. We then both weed.

"See? You can do it!" he said brightly. This was my first time and to my amazement, it worked! The stream came out just like his and my clothes didn't get wet. You can imagine just how chuffed I felt! He told me to bounce up and down slightly to shake and then we pulled our clothes up and went back to our ball game.

I just remember thinking "Why did no one ever teach me how to do that before? I can do it just as well as a boy." I carried on doing this and got better with practice. As a teenager, I was bullied into sitting like the other girls at school. However, when I reached the age of eighteen and moved out of my parents' home, I got back into it and I've never looked back.

I got down on all fours like position number one in the shower this morning to do my morning pee. Never done that before. It certainly felt nice. 

I'm not sure I'm flexible enough for any of the other positions, though! 

On 7/21/2020 at 10:29 PM, speedy3471 said:

That's definitely an easy option

Same. I'm not really a sun worshipper. Indeed, I like to keep my skin as pale and protected from UV as possible - I'm very paranoid about skin cancer!

However, if I were at the beach I'd probably pull my swimsuit (not a bikini, no one needs to see my plump belly!) crotch to the side and go discreetly in the sand, covering it like a cat afterwards. I think standing and going openly against the wall/rock would be frowned upon, especially if there were youngsters making sand castles.

Good on her for being so open and good on you for giving her a tissue. I think I would have stood next to the guys and peed against the fence! 

Men and women peeing together (whatever posture they use) is very sexy!

Earlier on the way home, we pulled into the service areas for a quick stop. I had already suggested that we didn't go inside the building itself due to Covid. Instead we could just find a discreet area to relieve ourselves. And yes, we watered the bushes.

We crossed over to the HGV/trucker car park and made our way to the brambles and tall trees planted around the perimeter. A few HGV drivers were there: smoking, looking at their phones and such. None of them bothered us, though. That's why we chose to pee over there. Truckers are on the road for a living - they've seen it all before.

Behind the trees, I lifted my dress and peed a long thick stream into the undergrowth. It caught the brambles and ivy, making the leaves glossy. It felt good! After I'd given myself a quick shake and smoothed my underwear and dress back into position, my husband peed into the ground. As always, his arc is higher than mine, but less forceful and covers less distance. After he had shaken and zipped up, we made our way back to the vehicle. Not one of the truckers paid us any attention. Indeed, since the area had a tang of piss scent, we were by far not the only ones who prefer fields to facilities.

I might choose to do that now instead of going inside to use the toilet. Especially since Covid is so dangerous. Peeing outside could literally save lives! Not to mention water.

Just today: my husband and I were in the car. He said something about finding a place to go before we met with someone - we can't go into people's homes because of local lockdown. I didn't think much of it until about half an hour later when he pulled in to a 24 petrol station and got out of the car in a hurry.

As it happened, they didn't have a public lavatory. He was getting pretty twitchy and agitated by this time so I suggested that we stop at a small woodland walk area and relieve ourselves there. He said "I'll take it!" We hopped back into the road horse and he stepped on the gas. I directed him to where I had in mind and my husband practically burned rubber to get us there.

He parked and we again rushed out of the car. By now, I was keen to take a leak, too We headed down a pathway where trees gave us quite a bit of cover. I lowered my trousers and pulled my knickers aside whilst he unzipped his flies and produced his cock. Both standing, we released our streams into the sprawling ivy behind the trees. My stream was thicker and travelled further, but his was higher. Unfortunately, as we enjoyed our relief, we suddenly heard a rousing cheer. Two boys on bikes were suddenly racing down the path behind us. My thought process went something like: "Oh no! We'll be seen now and... Oh, actually I don't care. Ignore them!" The boys on bikes whizzed past and left us alone. I wonder if they were surprised to see a woman peeing standing - alongside a man, no less. Who knows?

After we'd finished, we went back to the car both feeling much better. My husband isn't as into urophilia as I am, but I think he's getting that way...

I've been here less than a week and already, I'm a little bit frightened myself. I'm more than happy to share my experiences, post waist down shots (no face!) and celebrate our fetish. Hopefully more - including fantasies and fiction. But to community members generally please, please don't ask me to do things like talk with you away from here and generally do things that would be unfaithful to my husband. I can't do that. I'm married and it would be very wrong. I'm flattered that you enjoy what I've posted so far. I didn't know that so many men liked women to pee standing up - I honestly thought that most men preferred us to pop a squat so that they could be manly and dominant. I'm very pleased to be proven wrong.

All the same, I am feeling a bit frightened suddenly confronted with the fantasies and demands of strangers. Not upset, not offended, not shocked, not disgusted: just a little bit scared.

Oh! I needed that! 

17 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

A few more taken after a pub visit. Oh,  that felt good! Behind a bin in a city centre. My husband peed on my pee after this.