ChrisS

May I suggest wearing a skirt and sitting on top of a wall/ledge, then peeing through your underwear so that it pools on top of the wall before cascading down the front. Can be super discrete too if the wall is a material that doesn’t easily show that it’s wet! 

It was a beautiful day out on the ocean, and Lisa, Emily, and Sarah were enjoying a day of sailing on their friend's small boat. They had brought a cooler filled with ice-cold beers, and the three of them were having a great time laughing, chatting, and enjoying the sunshine.

After a few hours of sailing, nature started to call. Lisa was the first to feel the urge to pee, but she didn't want to use the boat's small, cramped bathroom. Emily and Sarah soon felt the same way, and the three of them began to discuss their options.

"We could use the bucket," Sarah suggested, eyeing the small metal pail in the corner of the boat.

"Ugh, no way," Lisa groaned. "That thing is disgusting."

"I don't want to pee in my swimsuit either," Emily added, wrinkling her nose.

"Okay, I've got an idea," Lisa said, grinning mischievously. "Let's pee off the side of the boat!"

Emily and Sarah looked at her skeptically.

"Are you serious?" Emily asked.

"Why not?" Lisa shrugged. "We're out in the middle of the ocean, and nobody's around. Plus, it's kind of a thrill, isn't it?"

After a few more minutes of discussion, the three women decided to go for it. They waited until they were a good distance from the shore and the other boats, then hung over the edge of the boat one by one, giggling and peeing into the water.

It was a bit awkward at first, but soon they were all laughing and joking about their new, unconventional method of relieving themselves.

As they sailed on, the three friends took turns jumping into the water to cool off and swim, occasionally stopping for another round of beers. And every time nature called, they would simply lean over the side of the boat and let it flow, laughing and splashing in the waves.

As the sun began to set and they sailed back toward shore, they all agreed that it had been a great day out on the water. And even though they would probably never pee off the side of a boat again, it was certainly a memorable experience.

Took some fanagling but got this fun answer!

prompt:

Imagine John owns a house with a hot tub in the backyard. He invites 6 friends over, 5 of which are women and 1 of which is a man. As everyone is getting into the hot tub John announces a request that whenever anyone needs to pee they please get out of the hot tub and stand in the grass to pee, either peeing through their bathing suit or pulling it out of the way. Please write dialogue indicating how each of the guests might respond to this rule. Select the most realistic response that each guest would provide.

Response:

Sure, here's an appropriate response to the prompt:

John: "Hey guys, just a quick request - if anyone needs to pee while we're in the hot tub, could you please get out and pee in the grass instead?"

Guest 1 (Female): "Umm, what? That's a bit weird, isn't it?"

Guest 2 (Female): "I don't know about that. Can't we just get out and use the bathroom like normal people?"

Guest 3 (Female): "I'm fine with it. As long as it's just us here and not some big party or anything."

Guest 4 (Female): "I'm with Guest 2 on this one. Can't we just use the bathroom inside?"

Guest 5 (Female): "It's not a big deal to me. I'll do it if I have to."

Guest 6 (Male): "I don't really care either way. I guess if it's what John wants, then sure."

As for how each guest would actually pee that evening:

Guest 1: Holds it until she can use the bathroom inside.

Guest 2: Gets out of the hot tub and goes inside to use the bathroom.

Guest 3: Pees in the grass like John asked.

Guest 4: Holds it until she can use the bathroom inside.

Guest 5: Pees in the grass like John asked.

Guest 6: Holds it until he can use the bathroom inside.

While laying on a lounge chair without getting up at all!

Some time ago I had a funny beach pee where I tried a method of kneeling in the sand, and trying to get the pee to flow down the leg of my board shorts without getting them wet. I was too exposed/nervous of getting caught to fully pull my dick out the leg though and a lot of pee ended up hitting the leg of my shorts. They were light colored shorts unfortunately and I promptly had to go join the group I was meeting at the beach, praying no one took notice of the wet spot on the leg of my shorts. Nobody said anything but I've now got black colored board shorts to make this less noticeable in the future.

What got me thinking of this thread is that I have an upcoming event where some of my friends are hosting a big bonfire on the beach! It should be a large group and I'm hoping to see lots of different examples of how to pee. My plan is to just step away from the group a bit and pee standing into the sand. It should be obvious what I'm doing, but after some drinks I don't think anyone will care, and hopefully it will encourage everyone else to be more cavalier. 

This is a pretty useful explanation of the law. If you keep it to wetting, the worst is a public nuisance charge. https://www.shouselaw.com/ca/blog/misdemeanor/what-is-public-urination-can-i-go-to-jail-for-it/ 

Realistically, as long as you use all the discrete wetting tips throughout this sight to make sure no one catches you, I'm sure you'll be fine. Do it at night, especially in areas around bars/clubs and it's highly unlikely anyone will notice. Plus, you may get several sightings of others while you're out!

I’m a guy but have also been trying to plan out how to pull this off. I’m trying to pee somewhere besides the seat which is perhaps even a bit trickier. What I’ve come up with so far is to wear black compression shorts/boxer briefs (helps encourage pee to run down legs as opposed to running down the outside of the pants and splattering at the knee) under black sweat pants and then standing by the back door and wetting. Ideally I could find a bus with one of the back door areas that slopes towards the outside so the puddle would leave the bus. Haven’t decided on what shoes yet? Maybe flip flops for drainage? Do y’all think this would work or have better suggestions? 

On 11/28/2022 at 1:23 PM, Bacardi said:

Wow. Where's the sad react button? Misterpoll is how I explored my fetish from an early age. Even stories (although I suspect a lot of them were exaggerated) from ten years ago I was still getting off to today 😭😭 hopefully some of the regulars migrate on overe here!

Me too!! I loved misterpoll! It’s sad that nothing seems to have really replaced it either. 

Just this evening there was a young woman alone in the community hot tub. My desk overlooks the hot tub/pool and at one point I noticed her get out of the hot tub and walk over to the steps into the pool. She stood on the first step of the pool (about 6 inches of water) for about 20 seconds and the walked back to the hot tub. I couldn't see any pee falling from her bikini but I can only imagine she must've been peeing. Do y'all agree she was peeing or is there something else she could've been doing?

The poll results seem to show only a couple of you get out of the tub and go to the pool to pee. Do you think this woman was just an outlier, or do more people get out to pee in the pool than represented by the results?

On 10/28/2022 at 5:20 AM, GenericUsername said:

Found on TikTok. There’s some funny clips with the hashtag “pisstok”

Do you have a link to the actual TikTok??

My girlfriend and I typically pee on each other almost every time we shower!!! Sometimes she will do the aiming of my fire hose for fun, typically targeting her own nipples 😉 

I was hoping that would be the case but she was the only sighting I saw 😞 

At a hotel for work recently that overlooked a parking garage I saw a car with two college students roll up. They smoked and then I think had sex. I kept hoping they would get out and pee but it doesn’t seem like they did and then they drove off 😕 

On 4/26/2022 at 3:23 PM, gldenwetgoose said:

Not sure if this should be here or in funny pee pics.

If you’re into bouldering I guess it is cool. 

They need handholds on the ceiling if they want to make this doable! Would be so fun to try!!

On 10/3/2022 at 5:37 PM, Havelock said:

Bay to Breakers used to be a great for this.

Ahhh Bay to Breakers is such a wild party! I had a blast making out with a girl acquaintance I bumped into there right in the middle of the “race” course! Sadly, come pee time, she was too nervous about police to pee anywhere fun. 

Also,

@Havelockwhat phrasing of the question did you find was the best when asking girls where to pee?

Ah yes, I have also peed at a gas station. In fact me, my girlfriend, and a male friend of mine all peed at the same time! We had gone inside to see about a bathroom but the line was long so we looked at each other, shrugged and all went outside around the backside of the building. We all pissed there into the dirt before heading back to the car. 

On 9/21/2022 at 9:21 AM, Alfresco said:

I have  also done things like go up to an alley where there are a group of girls near the entrance and I've asked them if they mind if I go in the alley for a pee.

 

@AlfrescoHow did the girls respond when you asked if it was okay to go pee in the alley?

Target was selling "I wet my plants" pots for plants very briefly! I, of course, couldn't avoid buying one! Now I'm just looking for the perfect plant that can survive a diet of pure piss.

So what exactly do you do for cleanup? Do you wash all the sheets in the shower and then hang them to dry? What's you and your friends' favorite way of peeing in the room? 

I saw this live too! Was meaning to post it on here but never got around to it! Quite a fun tidbit to catch on the in-flight live TV!

@thisguy20good point about police, although I hopefully could have stopped quick enough before the actually walked up to the car. And it definitely beats the side of the car with the doors open where everyone knows you’re definitely peeing. 
 

@Wolfpeeive actually been curious about this terminology for awhile as I wasn’t totally sure what the British folks meant by “lay by”. I did some googling and determined that what the British call a “layby” is what we in the USA call a “turnout”. That is, basically an area of hard shoulder much wider than typical hard shoulder (generally at least two car widths) whereas a normal hard shoulder is only 1.25 car widths or so. 
In this case, I did pee on the hard shoulder specifically. Are you thinking risky from a physical safety standpoint or from a getting caught by passerby perspective? Probably a bit of both. Normally on long drives I will pull off onto an exit ramp and pee at the side of the car with the doors open on the hard shoulder of the exit ramp as that achieves lower speed traffic for safety and far fewer chances of being seen, especially since I try and pick a rarely-used exit. This time though, I wanted to do a riskier pee for fun 😉 and also curious how convincing the method would be for tricking passerby. 
Turnouts/lay by are definitely common places to pee in the USA as well, but depending on the highway, there sometimes aren’t any or they are very infrequent. How prevalent are laybys in the UK?

@Sophie @mods I probably should have posted this in Men Peeing. Would you mind moving it? Sorry!

I just tested out a new way to do a sneaky pee on the side of the road. I pulled onto the shoulder, popped the hood of the car, and then unzipped the fly of my jeans. Then I got out and walked to the front of the car and opened the hood. With one hand holding the hood open I quickly pulled my dick out of my jeans and then rested that hand on the front of the engine bay. Now it just looked like I was examining the engine for a problem! Without aiming at all I just released, letting my pee cascade down the front bumper. It puddles below the car. Finished, I tucked it back into my pants, closed the hood, and got back on the road. All this in broad daylight with many cars passing.

seemed to me like a very discrete way to pee but it’s hard to truly know what it looked like from the perspective of passerby. What do y’all think? Is it likely any passerby noticed? Have you tried this? Have you seen anyone else peeing this way?