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Hi and a slightly belated welcome aboard.  I hope you have a great time here and am confident that you will.  

Last night it really came into its own.  I got up twice in the night and when I checked levels in the morning it contained nearly a litre and a half.  

10 hours ago, F.W said:

This pic shows what i also like about pee porn,and its often overlooked.The actual pool of urine,and/or any wipes she might have used in the receptacle of her choice.Its nice to see her peeing,buti also like to see the contents in the bowl.This is a nuance i guess of my fetish.

That's so much better.  She's being a good girl and using the bedpan as it's meant to be used.  

I think with me it's always been there.  I love the sensation of desperation and needing to go ahead of the peeing itself.  Also when I was much younger I had some operations down below and there was a big emphasis on peeing - and getting it right - post operatively.  

On 3/10/2017 at 10:29 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

I can remember clearly when I had my first encounter with pornography. My older brother kept a small collection in an old Monopoly box, he had some friends around the house when my parents were at a party until late. They quickly concealed the collection from me and a friend, but I just caught a glance of the box. After that even, I knew something was hidden in Tom's bedroom, and so when he went to University, it gave me an opportunity to look in his room, I found the Monopoly box under his bed. There were a few girly magazines, with titles like 'Mayfair, Escort, Fiesta, Escort and Razzle', then I opened a brown envelope and found some smaller magazines with brightly coloured dust jackets with a drawing on the cover, a pen and ink sketch of a lady sat on a potty, or chamber pot. I recall that they had numbered issues, and I opened one, green I think it was, it had the title 'Sex Bizarre', Number 7. There was a photograph of a woman, quite attractive in a natural kind of way, brown curly hair. She had a cigarette in her mouth, falling to one side, it made her look slutty, she was smiling. The most amazing thing that I had seen was the fact that she was urinating, but very hard and high, even though she was perched over a white and blue chamber pot, none of it seemed to hit the target. Her vagina was hairy, and her lips pulled open, so that you could see inside, her anus also exposed. It wasn't the first time that I had seen a vagina or penis in a magazine, but this was entirely different, and 'Hard-Core' as it stated on the cover. Her wee went all over the floor, and I wondered whether the photographer had to move out of the way, as she seemed to be laughing. When I encountered the image on another thread it brought the memory back. So, what was your first encounter with 'pee-porn', how did you encounter it, have you been re-united with the image again, and did it still turn you on?

That is stunning, although she's well wide of the target.  

Sadly it's not a traditional chamber pot but I've recently started keeping a large plastic jug close to the bed as I've found I can take care of business so much easier when I wake in the night than if I went to the bathroom.  Although it has seen service in the past when I stayed in accommodation which wasn't en suite, I've decided that now is the time to bring it back into service.  

(This is a newly written story which I’ve shared elsewhere.  Jonah Falcon is an American actor, perhaps best known for owning the world’s biggest functioning penis.  Nine and a half inches long flaccid and thirteen and a half fully erect, with a girth of some eight inches, it is an impressive organ.  Since coming to public attention in a big way in 1999, Jonah has undertaken numerous radio, television and online magazine interviews.  Those interviews have, for entirely understandable reasons, focused in large measure on his sexual prowess and the challenges as well as opportunities which go with having a large penis in the bedroom.  To the best of my knowledge Jonah has shared little of the urological implications of having such a large penis.  That is his right and prerogative.  It has a flip side though to the extent that those who have an interest in the urological side will, in the absence of authoritative information, join up the dots in whatever way stacks up or makes sense to them.  In common with other stories I’ve written featuring Jonah this is a work of fiction, although it might be described by some as faction – as it contains some elements which have a basis in fact (no prizes for spotting them) a great deal of conjecture and a hot yellow splash or two of ‘make believe.’  At present I don’t know whether or not any sequels will follow, but I hope you enjoy it.)

 

It was one thirty in the afternoon.  Jenny knocked a little nervously on Jonah’s apartment door.  She’d undertaken some assignments before but going to interview the guy who supposedly had the world’s biggest penis was certainly something different to say the least.  A transatlantic flight from London to New York and a rather agreeable stay in a five-star hotel had been part of the bargain, not that she’d slept a wink since arriving, as she’d spent what should have been a night of beauty sleep masturbating.  Not surprisingly she felt a little sore down below.  She so wanted to meet this guy and go where other interviewers hadn’t dared go.  The door opened and she was greeted by a guy in a Yankees sweatshirt and a pair of spandex pants which were a couple of sizes too small.  It took her all the willpower she could muster to avert her gaze from the enormous bulge which was packed to the left-hand side.  His appearance left no doubt as to his identity.  She’d seen photos on the net but this was the real thing.   

 

“I’m looking for Jonah Falcon.  I’m guessing you’re he.”

 

“That correct.  Hello.  How can I help you?”

 

Jenny coughed. 

 

“Hi.  I’m Jenny from the Britlad Magazine.  I’m here for the interview if that’s okay.”

 

Jonah smiled

 

“Yes Jenny!  Please come in.  I’d not forgotten about the interview it’s just that my mind was on the script for a play which I’m currently working on.  Follow me.”

 

Jonah led her along a hallway and into what looked like a sitting room which had been doubled up to serve as a study.  There was a table with a laptop on it, a notepad, two pens and what looked like a novelty 2-pint mug.

 

“Make yourself at home in that easy chair, Jenny.  Can I get you a coffee by the way?”

 

“No thanks Jonah.”

 

“Well I hope you don’t mind if I do.  I’m ready for another shot of caffeine this time of day to get the brain fired up.”

 

“Of course.”

 

Jonah disappeared into what she took to be a kitchen, re-emerging a couple of minutes later with a refilled mug. 

 

“Are you ready Jenny?”

 

“Of course.”

 

“Fire away then.”

 

Jenny: “What’s it like to have the world’s biggest penis Jonah?  I mean it’s brought you a certain fame hasn’t it?”

 

Jonah: “You could say that but it’s not exactly made my fortune if you know what I mean?”

 

Jenny: “You mean you’ve not done porn or anything like that?  I’m surprised.”

 

Jonah: “No I haven’t.  I don’t do porn.  I’ve got a proper acting career and I don’t want to harm that.  Okay I’ve done some interviews of different sorts and I once modelled underpants for a lady who wanted me to do it – for her own pleasure – but that’s all.  I don’t want to be defined by it if you know what I mean.”

 

Jenny: “Okay Mr Big.  I get the feeling you’re going to be a tough nut to crack.”

 

Jonah: “Well that depends on where this goes and what you’re going to ask.”

 

Jenny: “Exactly how big is it?”

 

Jonah: “Well it has been measured and it comes it at thirteen and a half inches fully erect (not that gets there very often nowadays) and nine and a half flaccid, with a girth of around eight inches.”

 

Jenny: “Is it true you were once frisked at San Francisco airport because they didn’t know what the bulge in your pants was?”

 

Jonah: “Oh yes but that must be a good seven years or so ago at least.  I didn’t think it was very funny at the time but now when I think about it, I have a chuckle.  When life pranks you, one can either laugh or cry.  As a rule I’ve found it’s best to laugh on the whole.”

 

Jenny: “Jonah, do you masturbate?”

 

Jonah: “Well yes, of course.  Have you met a guy who doesn’t?”

 

Jenny: “Well I suppose not.  How old were you when you started, Jonah?”

 

Jonah: “I suppose like most boys far younger than I should, not that it’s done me any harm.  It’s natural for a boy to explore his body, especially if something’s bigger than average.  Put it this way, I’ve not gone bald, blind or mad.  Well not yet, anyway.  If you want to know I like long, slow, gentle sessions with plenty of edging.  I don’t do quickies.” 

 

Jenny: “When did you have your first sexual encounter?”

 

Jonah: “Well it was after I’d learned to cum but I was far too young at the time and was, in fact, pretty much tricked into it.  The girl was quite a bit older than me and let’s just say it’s not a happy memory.  It was a long time before I had sex again and then I was ready for it and it was on my terms.”

 

Jenny: “Have you had lots of sex over the years?”

 

Jonah: “Yes.  As a young man I slept about a fair bit.  Don’t ask how many partners because I can’t remember.  Things eventually went quiet on that front though and never picked up in a big way.”

 

Jenny: “So you’ve never had any long-term relationships then?”

 

Jonah: “Relationships, yes.  Long ones, no.  I’d say the longest was a year.”

 

Jenny: “All with women – or men as well?” 

 

Jonah: “Well I’ve slept with both, if that’s what you mean.”

 

Jenny: “So you’d describe yourself as bi then?”

 

Jonah: “You could say that.”

 

Jenny: “Do you prefer men or women, then?”

 

Jonah: “Well I once told another interviewer who asked a similar question that one pair of lips was pretty much the same as another, so that’s all I’m going to say about that.”

 

Jenny: “Do you find some people panic when they see the size of it?”

 

Jonah: “Yes, some do.  They’ve nothing to panic about though as I believe in loads of foreplay before the main act and I’m very gentle.  Mostly I only use about half of it because that’s as much as most people can take anyway.  My most extraordinary experience though was of a girl was up for taking my length but incredibly pee phobic.  She wouldn’t do it unless I’d been to the bathroom – or rather pretended to – until I was rumbled.  Odd really because I’d not come across anything like it before.”

 

Jenny: “Ah, it’s fortuitous you should mention that.  Moving on from sex do have any objection to discussing the pee side.”

 

Jonah: “Well I’ve never been asked about that before and maybe ten or fifteen years ago I’d have said let’s not go there, but fire away.”

 

Jenny: “What’s it like to pee with?  I mean you must get lots of attention at urinals and stuff like that.”

 

Jonah: “Well actually, no.  If I really have to use a public bathroom – and it’s rare – I always go in a cubicle and sit down to pee.  It’s much easier and gets the bladder empty far better.”

 

Jenny: “Did you wet the bed when you were younger?”

 

Jonah: “Yes and for far longer than most people would say was normal.  I was never punished or taken to the doctor for it or anything like that though.  I had a rather chaotic upbringing for all sorts of complicated reasons but nobody ever made an issue of that sort of thing.  In fact, I escaped the sort of toilet training many people have to put up with and I was allowed to choose if and when I went to the bathroom.” 

 

Jenny: “Was going to the bathroom ever an issue at school?”

 

Jonah: “When I was younger, yes.  There was a bit of bullying.  When I went up to High School it wasn’t a problem as I never went to the bathroom there.  I just held it in all day.”

 

Jenny:” You held it all day?”

 

Jonah: “Yes, more less.  I’d piss when I got up in the morning and again when I got home mid afternoon or maybe a little after.  Usually I’d piss again an hour – maybe two hours – before bed but never at bedtime.  That was about it.”

 

Jenny: “It sounds as though you had a pretty amazing bladder.” 

 

Jonah: “Yes up to a point.  You could say it was a case of necessity being the mother of invention.  When I left school and went to college, I got into a habit of holding for even longer.  I’d piss first thing in a morning, piss again about 12 hours later and that would be it.  I can’t do it now, but I’m usually still good for seven or eight hours.”

 

Jenny:” Did you ever find holding and needing to pee a sexual turn-on?  It may surprise you but some people do.”

 

Jonah: “I know they do but can’t understand why.  What they call ‘watersports’ has always passed me by.  No, it was never a sexual thing with me.  More a habit that grew out of not wanting to get my cock out of my pants – unless it was in my bedroom.  When I was younger, I was intensely pee shy.  Drama college eventually cured me of that though as I was picked to act in one or two scenes where I had to pee on cue and in a controlled way.”

 

Jenny: “That must have felt awful.”

 

Jonah: “Awful doesn’t even touch it but I managed to perform.”

 

Jenny: “Jonah, have you ever pissed your pants in adult life – I mean accidentally?”

 

Jonah: “Yes it has happened from time to time but not often enough to be what you’d call a problem.  With a bulge like mine people often stare anyway although I have been caught short on the Metro and that wasn’t fun.”

 

Jenny:” Have you ever pissed yourself on stage or whilst being filmed?”

 

Jonah: “Not on stage, no.  I did piss myself a couple of years ago whilst filming for an energy drink advert but it was offstage.  At the time I’d drunk about two litres of the stuff on top of my morning Starbucks and the director kept refusing me bathroom breaks, despite knowing how badly I needed one.  Okay, so I can be really bursting and still hold on longer than most people, but even I have a point where I’ve got to get to a bathroom quick or I’ll piss myself.” 

 

Jenny: “Have you ever needed to piss during an interview or a talk show?”

 

Jonah: “I don’t do interviews on an empty bladder.  I discovered long before your old Prime Minister – Tony Blair I think it was – that it aids concentration and clear thinking.  Also it does mean that I can prove my dick’s a real working penis if proof is absolutely demanded.”

 

Jenny: “So you’ve peed during interviews then?” 

 

Jonah: “Once or twice – strictly on request.  Most times I’ve not even been allowed to get my cock out, never mind anything else.  Usually I’ve just been glad of a bathroom straight afterwards.  In my younger days I would do a transatlantic flight and go straight to some studio for an interview without using the bathroom.  You’ve got to really hate public bathrooms – and plane bathrooms – as I do in order to pull that off.”

 

Jenny: “Well you’re at home but would it be a fair guess you need to pee now?”

 

Jonah: “It would be a pretty fair guess.  Put it this way, I’ve not been since seven this morning and knocked back a fair few coffees since then.”

 

Jenny: “Would you be happy to pee for me?”

 

Jonah: “Yes, but I’m sure you’d like a good look at my cock first.”

 

Jenny: “Yes.  Purely in in the interests of research of course.”

 

Jonah: “Purely.”

 

Jonah stood up, eased down his spandex pants and his enormous cock sprang out.  Jenny recoiled, putting a hand to her mouth.  She’d had one or two boyfriends in her time but she’d never seen anything like it. 

 

Jenny: “Oh my!”      

 

Jonah “That’s pretty much how all the girls react.”

 

Jenny: “I’d love to see you pee.  You must be bursting.”

 

Jonah: “Okay.”

 

Jonah sat on his chair, pants round his ankles, and retrieved from under his desk something which resembled an empty metal waste paper bin. 

 

Jonah: “I keep this handy when I’m working from home, just in case.  Time spent in the bathroom is time out of my life if you know what I mean.”

 

Jenny: “Oh I do.”

 

Sitting upright, Jonah pointed his enormous penis at the metal waste paper bin and began peeing.  At first it was a steady stream, noisily hitting the metal of the bin, but within twenty seconds or so, the torrent of pee pouring out of his enormous cock resembled the output of a fully charged fire extinguisher.  Jenny was transfixed.    This guy really could wee for New York.  As the bin filled with hot, steaming, bubbly pee, Jonah’s pee stream gradually subsided to a trickle before finally stopping.  Jenny looked in the bin and it was almost full.  Another half inch or so it and it would have overflowed. 

 

Jonah: “I’d say there was a good two litres in there.  Much of it began its life as coffee.”

 

Jenny: “I don’t know how you do it.  Most guys would have a bladder sticking out like a football to piss that much.”

 

Jonah: “Ah well, I’m lucky that way.  I can have a really full bladder and it not show that much – unlike some body parts!”

 

With that he gave his cock a good shake, stood up and pulled his pants back up, deftly tucking his cock to the left.  Jenny sensed a wetness between her own legs but it wasn’t pee, just womanly excitement at what she’d seen. 

 

Jenny: “Jonah.  Thanks for that and your time.  I think that concludes the ‘formalities’ if you know what I mean.  However, I did wonder if you’d care to join me for dinner this evening.  I’ll give you the details of my hotel.  It’s near Times Square.”

 

Jonah: “Well I’m flattered and I suppose I’ve nothing else much on.  I’d be delighted.”

 

Jenny: “Excellent.  Bring your toothbrush and razor with you.  My room’s got a king size bed in it and I don’t plan on spending another night on my own in it, not after what I’ve seen.”

 

Jonah: “Do you mean what I think you mean?”

 

Jenny: “Of course.  Purely in the interests of research, of course.  I’m sure Britlad Magazine expects their researchers to be thorough.  My guess is it’s time you had another coffee.  See you later, big boy!”

 

With that she kissed him on the lips and made her way to the door. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

       

 

  

 

On 9/13/2019 at 3:07 PM, Contra said:

Hi guys, I’m really excited to have signed up to the site. Looking forward to becoming more involved and talking about pissing.

I’m a (mostly) straight female, into watching both girls and guys pissing.

😁

x

Hi and welcome, Contra.  It's good to see another pee enthusiast here and I'm delighted that you're already making yourself at home.  Also I'm delighted to see that you're from God's own County - I can think of no finer place.  

Hi and welcome.  It would be good to hear a little more about the things that interest you and I look forward to enjoying your contributions in due course.  

Hi and welcome, Bright1999.  I am a 56 year old male from the UK by the way.  It's great to meet someone of a similar age here.  

On 8/28/2019 at 7:24 AM, iLikeToPee said:

Just wanted to say hi to everyone and I’m glad I found this site. It’s pretty hard to find like minded individuals like ourselves. It’s mice knowing I can express myself here and not be judged 

Hi and welcome.  We're a friendly bunch and I'm sure you'll find many likeminded people here.  

On 8/24/2019 at 6:24 PM, Sophie said:

Well it's certainly unusual and one can say that if nothing else.  Given the reliability of my aim (or rather the lack thereof) I think the less sophisticated the toilet design the better!

Hi and slightly belated welcome, Chris.  I hope you have a great time here - in fact I'm confident you will - and I look forward to enjoying your contributions.  

20 hours ago, PrincessPiss said:

Hi everyone I’m new to the community and wanted to meet some of you guys! Im an open book so ask me anything please. 

Hi and welcome.  We're a very friendly bunch and I hope you have a fantastic time here.  

On 8/18/2019 at 10:47 AM, Sweets said:

I have to go 2 or 3 times when Im sleeping. I cant drink much at work because I'm the only person in the store or we are really busy. I can go from i don't have to pee to omg i have to pee right now. So i don't drink much. Once i get home I drink a lot to rehydrate. The doctor told me to stop drinking about 3 hours before bed.  But i think it better to be hydrated. I bought one of those little lights that light up the inside of your  toilet. I usually sleep walk to the bathroom go and sleep walk back. I usually fall asleep pretty quick.  

It's far better to stay hydrated and have those nocturnal loo visits.  Dehydration is not good for maintaining health and is, in fact, a cause of many avoidable health problems, water infections being one of the most uncomfortable.  If you're getting back to sleep early that's a good thing.  If going to the bathroom is a hassle though, an alternative solution is to have a container in the bedroom.  I've done that sometimes when I've been staying away and not had the use of an en suite.  

On 7/19/2019 at 7:50 PM, chubbybirb999 said:

Every night! At least once, sometimes twice if I've drunk a lot of water before settling down. 

One time I shared a bed with my flatmate. He and I had been up watching films late into the night and he couldn't be arsed to go to his own bed so he just crawled into bed with me. He woke up in the middle of the night peeing himself, just slightly, as he'd had a pee dream! It wasn't enough to soak anything, he had a wee wet patch on his underwear but none of it went on the bed or anything. It was really strange as he has NEVER had a problem with his bladder and will get up in the middle of the night to have a pee once a month or less!

I'm guessing your flatmate was probably a younger rather than an older man.  Nocturnal trips to the loo tend to be a feature of life for those of us who are of a certain age.  Had he done a wee before going to bed?  In my case I do drink quite a lot of fluid during the evenings which means that a couple of trips during the night are almost guaranteed.  

Hi and welcome - and feel free to dive in!  We're a very friendly bunch here and I'm sure that you'll find plenty to interest you.  I look forward to enjoying your contributions.  

Something happened to the screen, I'm not sure what.  Many thanks for your lovely, kind reply.  Matthew 25 v 35-45 is a good piece of practical theology.  I try to put it into practice so far as I am able, although I know that I don't always succeed or get it right by a long way.  I'm sure many people of faith try to do the same within the limits of their resources and circumstances.      

7 hours ago, spywareonya said:

You emanated a marvellous, sensitive energy while you was writing that and it prevented me from harsher replies...

Yet I must state: I respect the fire of your personal faith, but I cannot respect religions in themselves, they went too far in subverting His word, the Reality many people call God is just a step outside our petty life, all we need to do is open the door to Him

Something which I rarely saw among people who consider themselves believer

 

From the Gospel of Matthew, Chapter 25, verses from 35 to 45

Jesus is speaking to many people, some of them believe to be perfect while other did their best in silence:

 

 

³⁵For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, ³⁶ I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

³⁷ “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? ³⁸ When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? ³⁹ When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

⁴⁰ “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

 

Later he approaches the boastful ones who stick to was is APPARENTLY right and kicks their asses:

 

⁴¹ '‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. ⁴² For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, ⁴³ I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

⁴⁴ “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’

⁴⁵ “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

Many thanks for your lovely, kind reply.  Matthew 25 v 35-45 is a good piece of practical theology.  I try to put it into practice so far as I am able, although I know that I don't always succeed or get it right by a long way.  I'm sure many people of faith try to do the same within the limits of their resources and circumstances.      

 

 

Here you go pal

I feel a pure and white brilliance in your faith, but what you read up here is my opinion about religions

Not saying they do not do anything good: just that they also do too many bad things, and far from the teaching of God

 

On 3/6/2019 at 4:08 PM, spywareonya said:

I have Always appreciated your posts and if you try to remember we had some cute exchanges in the past. But now I have to ask: how can you follow a religion that warped His teachings to the point that in their opinion you are going straight to hell for being on this forum?

Wake up boy! There IS a God that loves us, but religion is not His Word… it's His greatest problem!

Allow me to ask you this: it is said that The Enemy Always wanted to be worshipped in God's place: behold what religions did in the last 3 millennia and ask this yourself. What if he… succeeded…?!

Dear spywareona.  Many thanks for your post above which I have only just spotted and appreciate.  Some Christians may indeed consider that membership of this forum and others like was grounds for damnation.  There are many other Christians who would take a very different view, especially ones from the liberal or anglo-catholic wing of the Church of England, a body of which I'm a member.  Many of them would probably say that an interest in pee was perfectly innocent in the same way that they'd say masturbation was normal and, so long as it took place in socially acceptable contexts, entirely harmless.  It is perfectly true that the world's religions don't have an unmixed record, but one has to appreciate that they are essentially part of humankind's muddled attempts to try and understand that reality which many people call God.  It is essentially an untidy and messy business and all humankind can do is try its best.   

On 7/31/2019 at 12:20 AM, Chr1908 said:

Hi everyone! I started coming here regularly and would love to meet some friends on here into similar things that I am...pee fetish or otherwise.

have a great day!

Hi and welcome, Chris.  I hope you have a great time here.  

Hi and a somewhat belated welcome.  I'm sure you'll fit in here very well indeed and I'm looking forward to enjoying your contributions.  

Hi and welcome.  You'll find plenty of British pee fans here and I'm proud to be one of them.  

On 5/18/2019 at 1:34 PM, F.W said:

No i do ok.Usually i wake up with "morning glory".I find my morning glory is actually very hard indeed(😊)do any other guys find that?Usually nowhere to put it,and subsides quickly.I often dont need to pee until ive been up a while.But normally i sleep well enough.

That's interesting.  My days of early morning glory are now a fond memory.  I did find that going to pee - not easy under the circumstances - was the only way to relieve the condition though!  I don't remember having but not needing to wee.  In my case the two seemed to go together, rather like fish and chips.  

Although the site has had some problems, mainly caused by spammers, I still hang on in there at Peesearch and post from time to time when I'm able.  I wouldn't bother with peeingcupid though.