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There is a building I frequent every few months that has a very minimal maze type entry to the restrooms. I realized on approach that both the urinals in the mens and the stalls in the ladies were visible when passing, one in each direction at just the right angle. I took both the opportunity to put on a show and take in the concert coming from the ladies. 

Drug tests and medical samples, a few times to piss while traveling in winter and not wanting to get cold, and most often to measure my output.

I have done it to say I have done it. It is not really convenient as my sink is about 3 inches too high to make it without piping uphill. Elsewhere it doesn't happen either as in a public restroom the urinal is larger and better positioned target. 

3 hours ago, expererg said:

For sailing, in medium boats (say 7 meters/20 feet and more), most likely situation is you have a chemical toilet (like in motorhomes), which is a pain since you have transport it (it's full of water, pee and poo so it usually weights a ton when it's full) to empty it in dedicated places (not in public toilets at the harbor because of the chemicals, you need a dedicated evacuation usually located in a motorhome area or specific place in the harbor), then refuel it with chemicals and so on. If only for a pee, you'll spare all these efforts to the owner or yourself. In smaller boats (the ones you take for sailing for a few hours, but not for cruises), you don't even have a toilet. So unless you're super shy (or a girl in a male crew), you'll either : 1) do it into a bucket in the hold then empty it in the sea, or 2) directly pee off the edge. Most girls I've seen pee into the bucket.

This is my limited experience with boats as well, there may be a toilet but the inconvenience of servicing them exceeds the alternatives - water/bucket/land. 

I am a straight single male, my penis is the most throughly washed part of my body. If I am not touching anything else in the process I'll skip the hand washing. 

If I have to touch a door or at work where opinion matters I wash. 2020 has me a hand sanitizer freak though.

Flooding a urinal with a female partner.

Casually pissing on a bar while ordering/waiting for a order.  

Something destructive, may need to make a charity shop visit soon for this. 

Category Four : Best fictional writer
@Brutus

Category Five : Best real story/sighting
@pop-a-squat

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@Malika

I suspect this is probably good for repeat sightings if you happen to be in the area. McDonald's and other fast food are strictly drive thru only in my travels so those bladder needs must be addressed elsewhere. I have had three daylight parking lot pisses out of need in my limited travels this summer/fall at neighboring businesses. 

College students have lower expectations of behavior in general and college campuses want to keep the boarding revenue so if anything is ever fair game it is as a student on campus. Landscaping, fountains, parking lots, alleys, out dorm windows, openly in stair wells and dorm halls - go for it. 

I was in on campus housing for the full duration and it was 1960s brick and cinder block build that was all demolished shortly after my graduation so asset preservation may have been more lax than elsewhere.

Best story was one I only got second hand. One of the fraternities was holding a party at an alumnus' farm and the rival fraternity cancelled their portapotty rental. Several buses of already drunk students arrive and no facilities available.  I heard many a story the next week from women who attended and had to improvise. 

I had one of these installed after travel to Japan. They run about $250/$300 US plus the cost of having an outlet located near the toilet. It does have repeat female visitors looking forward to using my bathroom and more recently has kept me out of the toilet paper shortage scuffles. 

Do you know approximately what your average volume is and have you ever tried going for distance? 

Oslo. Stainless steel device, urinal was open and free while the toilet cabin nominally had a fee but door was wedged open. Interestingly one of my few wild sightings of women squatting in daylight happened nearby. 

On 9/4/2020 at 3:48 PM, katary said:

this story reminds me on the follwing clip i found some time ago.

it's not a bug but a spider....

 

That whole twitter account is a nice find.

I dropped a bunch of stuff at the charity shop I had cleaned out during the pandemic. I hot a coupon to use in the shop so went browsing and among other things got a cheap plastic beer pitcher with  measurement lines, I had no intention of putting beverages in there. 😉  I was pleased to find that my morning piss was regularly about 1100ml and the regular empties were usually around 700ml, I have definitely seen better done but I was surprised to see myself on the larger bladder end of things.

Went for an afternoon hike, decided to empty out before I left the woods and blast some pine needles off the trail. At the last minute I decided to make a pine cone float instead.

I think the namesake has to be done. Find an appropriate setting and defrost a cupcake. 

Straight still water no but total fluids are well over a gallon. When in office I was trying to do a gallon per 8 hour shift, led to many blastings of the urinal.

I selected bush as it is most common. Wall, dumpster, car, river are all also fair game. For me it is nearly as much about convenience as pleasure. 

Renaissance Fair I went to had a makeshift trough, about a 20 inch diameter PVC pipe with a quarter cut out of it on horses.  Pipe was probably 100 feet long and just slightly angled downhill toward a fence, pipe went through the fence and presumably dumped the piss in the woods. No privacy on approach/departure or while in use and a need to keep an eye upstream. 

College had gender segregated dorms with a curfew that was often ignored.  Twice I walked into the mens' and saw a figure at the urinal that turned out to be a woman trying to blend in thinking I was the RA. First definitely was just standing there with hands positioned but no actual use of the urinal, the second was more questionable as there were motions of shaking and closing up pants as well as a sly smile before she turned and departed. 

Also had a friend do an art pose for photography project facing the urinal legs wide spread, totally unnecessary she made loud hssss noises with her mouth.  Didn't hear the real thing at the time but she had one of the largest bladders I have ever heard.  

15 minutes ago, glad1 said:

That's because you're always so ladylike. 🥰

I know some women who, after a few beers, have been known to blast holes through porcelain. 😲

Very true on the porcelain erosion. At that point you aren't 100% physically or mentally in control of the reaction though.

Ladies, curious if you make any adjustments to the stream depending on situation.  Is there a "polite professional piddle" when using a shared toilet at a job interview/sales call versus just blasting it out as quickly as possible in a dirty or cold bathroom? IS this something you even notice in yourselves or others?

5 hours ago, Malika said:

Great! Finally somebody who go the point in everything. About how comfortable it is for me to pee in a plant and about the capacity.

Well about the effect on the plant, I can tell you that I noticed sometimes that the plants were dead after a couple of days I peed on them, especially because it happened sometimes that my friends and I peed all on the same plant.

About the amount of pee that we released in the bowl I am pretty sure we added around 1,5 liters to the water and maybe more, because it was very full after we peed.

 

 

If it was a good spot for you and your friends to piss, it was a good spot for others to piss. I am sure you aren't the only women in your country that need post bar relief.

Have fun with it, plants were going to die with the season's end anyway. 

My elementary school was setup this way, at least the lower grades, I didn't have any memory of that previously.  I don't remember any antics associated with the setup though I do recall having a pretty decent standing at distance pissing in the boys' room on the communal restroom wing.

I am loving the other angle perspective, would like to some of your other stories get the same treatment if you feel up to it.