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I greatly enjoy a woman that can both tanker a large volume and expel it forcefully, see the power pissing above.  More so if she is confident in doing so especially when standing and not concerned about being seen. Double this if she has a naughty streak too. 

17 hours ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

 

So I’ll answer both these questions together since their both very similar.

 

So this is one of the few times I was I didn’t pee outside I really don’t drink so I’m always the designated driver 

Here’s one of the few times I didn’t pee outside. I was at a college party at guy’s parents house I really needed to pee since I have been drinking a lot of water since it was hot that day. A fun fact about my giant bladder when it tells me it time to go it really time go so I try to find the host to ask for a restroom but he’s outside fucking a girl outside so their goes my first option and I wall in large house I finally find the restroom but it’s completely destroyed vomit all over the place and illegal drugs on the sink counter so at this im really desperate and the next room I find is my toilet luckily I find a “used room” as I can tell by giant puddle so I lower my jeans and add to the puddle in old worn down brown carpet I pee for two minutes straight I lock the door so nobody would come in.

Squat or standing?

Pipes are pipes. Bidet is generally a larger target, saves water, and no seat to lift/lower. 

How did the excursion go? Future suggestions, into drink cup and absentmindedly leave in theater, create a puddle by someone else's car in parking lot, and of course the fountains if the mall has one. 

Great premise and excellent writing. I am looking forward to future adventures.

Congratulations on one new life experience and not repeating another!

Definitely interested in hearing more of you.  I skew dom and also see similar traits in peeing. 

On 2/18/2023 at 6:22 AM, Malika said:

Usually I didn't pee right on the floor. I have always searched for an alternative that was safe, comfortable and not very visible. Usually a potted plant was a good solution for me and my friends.

Usually? Is there a story or two there? Your matter of fact way of addressing your needs wouldn't make it surprising.

I don't consider myself to have a super large bladder but regularly exceed a liter in morning pisses and when drinking - confirmed via charity shop measuring jugs. 

7 hours ago, AbbyPeePrincess said:

Well for me since I have a big bladder it a around 60 to 120 seconds 

Just how big is that tank of yours?! Two minutes with the power and noise you describe has to easily be over half a gallon.

I did, my local library is in an older building so restrooms are shoehorned in randomly.  I entered and saw two stalls, lack of urinals not a flag as the restrooms are not consistent and it was a smaller space.  I lock a stall and begin peeing in toilet and someone else enters the other stall.  I finish up and a female voice says "you know this is a women's restroom" I jump and get out ASAP. 

I recall hearing that if targeting the tires of your own vehicle, public urination is legal in the UK. No idea on the truth to that. 

This is as far as I evolved the story before triggering the filter.

Samantha had been waiting in line for the bathroom at the crowded amusement park for what felt like an eternity. She had really had to go, and as the minutes ticked by, she found herself crossing her legs and shifting her weight from foot to foot, trying to hold on as long as possible.

Finally, it was her turn. She rushed into the bathroom and made a beeline for the nearest open stall. She yanked down her pants and stood in front of the urinal, relieved to finally be able to relieve herself. She aimed carefully and let out a steady stream of urine, the sound echoing loudly off the bathroom walls.

As she stood there, she couldn't help but think about all the other people who had peed in this very urinal before her. It was a strange thought, but she couldn't shake it. She imagined all the different kinds of people who had used this bathroom - tall ones, short ones, old ones, young ones. Some had probably been in a hurry just like her, while others had probably taken their time.

When she was finished, Samantha washed her hands and left the bathroom, feeling a sense of accomplishment and grateful to have finally relieved herself. She couldn't wait to get back to the rides and have some more fun.

I view other men peeing as an endorsement of something acceptable in that locale. 

2 hours ago, AbbyPeePrincess said:

I have pissed in one to prove a point 

Yes I have always wondered what those drain at bars where for 

What was the point? Where was the trough?

I'm a little confused on the mechanics of this. I get the gutter at the bottom but that risks the fine wood work getting piss soaked. Aim down is not really natural and if I'm consuming copious amounts of the product over the bar even less likely to happen. 

On 10/23/2022 at 2:53 AM, Malika said:

Your remarks are all correct. I don't like holding pee , it is a nuisance for me. If I can, I relieve myself.

And yes, I knew in advance that I would have damaged the plant with my urine, but I also knew that this plant would have done a good job for my needs.

Finally, your last question. "Sacrificed" is a word that makes me feel kinda cruel. Anyway, it is difficult to answer, considering that I am not so young and I am used to choose plants as target of my pee for my own comfort (as mentioned above) when forced to pee outdoors. So, given that, it means that it happened many times in my life and so, as you said, surely many plants have been "sacrificed". Anyway, I assume that not all of them were completely killed. Hopefully stronger plants have been able to stand my pee.

I too choose to relieve myself for comfort and have probably watered hundreds of plants to date, being male more trees than leaves.  I have not really tracked if I've been a terminal influence on any as I rarely circle back but would not consider a plant to be a sacrifice, in your case they were likely annuals doomed to frost soon anyway and wild rather than someone's prize rose garden. Watering the plants is nothing different than other species do.  

Volunteer to take out the trash and pickup any take out. 

On 10/21/2022 at 12:33 PM, oliver2 said:

Maybe they gradually change colour when pissed on?

This does sound like a positive innovation. More engagement with the splash pad/target, more of the urine stays in the urinal and off the floor. 

The creature already didn't have a bright future by its presence in the toilet bowl. It would also be total chance that the stream hit the cricket. 

I probably wouldn't aim for the cricket but I wouldn't hesitate to relieve myself and let nature sort itself out. Now unwanted insects I catch around the house get a watery grave and if I have a need to go at the time, it's going to be a combined flush.

Thanks for the efforts in writing these. If you believe another installment is productive and something you want to write, I'm sure we'll all appreciate it if/when it happens. 

22 hours ago, Malika said:

Not really. I wouldn't pee on it except out of necessity.

That's how it happened the first time. If you keep making this trip, necessity may cause a second showering.

Do you often take photos of your puddles? Glad to see you used some ingenuity and nature to solve your problem.

Also glad things are somewhat normal in your neighborhood. 

On something nearly always unless in the mood for distance. Usually with a malicious mind as well, "fuck this pine cone in particular", or blasting milkweed pods, erosion in front of a small stone so there is a collapse when done.  Somewhat destructive things but things that would have happened anyway. 

Looking forward to Angelica unloading and whatever other chaos follows. All in good time, thanks for the work Antonister!