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I am of the opinion that the idea of cameras is a greater deterrent than the presence of cameras. Cameras are nearly universal but rarely actively watched, perhaps more so now with labor shortage and security guards low paid. 

If there was more pissing observations on tape there would be more uploads than currently exist online. The camera might catch you pissing in a shop doorway but no one is reviewing that recording unless the window gets broken too.

This sets the bar very high for story of the year. 

The other forum had several posts from a credible female poster, Jill Shomer, of 25+ feet. You may need to settle for winning the mens division.

Quiet day so I dug some more. Needy Faery is at 49 million views on PH so total earnings should be around $30,000 lifetime just from ad revenue. I would guess premium videos are at least double that plus whatever other venues she has. So decent middle class income simply to stay hydrated and enjoy nature. Three years of near daily uploads to get that though. 

This got my curious. Pornhub's FAQ (didn't think I'd ever go there) state 2020 average pay was just over 60 cents per thousand views. 

Very much seems a long term thing as you need to build an audience and wait for the views to grow.

Some Googling suggested a month. More in a less rainy climate which I understand Spain to be. Less if the tissue is saturated so when peeing in pairs the second should always go for target practice.

Female group peeing, what is out there is generally sequential, girl 1 finishes before girl 2 starts, I'd like to see two or three ladies squatting/standing together and blasting a huge puddle. Definitely lose some details unless multiple cameras are used. 

I don't do indoors but I have circled back outdoors to double up on my small contribution to erosion. 

I suspect this is a bell curve, larger women generally have larger bladders until the extra size is health impacting. Of the women I have heard often enough to draw a conclusion, the most impressive are clustered around 5'7" and 170 pounds.

Possibly the most violent streams I've heard were emitted from a woman slightly taller and 60 pounds lighter while two heavier friends are frequency over quantity. Upside there is they'll squat most anywhere.

Hands free at urinals. If aiming is required or desired I'll give it a hand.

Stadiums tend to be open without dividers. I think the logic there is that they get hit primarily during intermissions and a wall of men using them simultaneously provides some privacy, not seeing much if you look to the side beside the guy next to you.

I have also noticed Chicago skips dividers at a frequency greater than other cities. 

Ice in urinals and elsewhere as well as various papers in various places.

I'd like to find an abandoned sand castle to take aim. Abandoned as I am naughty, not mean.

On 9/13/2021 at 9:24 PM, mosesrab said:

Patches. Back in the day

Stills from a Missy video for me. 

On 9/29/2021 at 6:23 AM, Alfresco said:

Seems like the only thing they were worried about were the levels of drugs in the water increasing - so if only they could stop people taking drugs (unlikely I know), then the peeing on the land wouldn't be an issue! 

Or alternatively dilute the drugged urine with that of those whole are simply passing spent beer by encouraging more field pissing. A festival I went to had a large PVC pipe with about a third cut out serving as a trough urinal. Best I could tell is it dumped in a stream. 

Sleep Number beds are essentially two separate mattresses adjacent to each other, there is enough of a gap to get some plastic and liquid through. 

6 hours ago, oliver2 said:

Many boys at my school used to pee into urinals from a distance with some inevitably ending up falling onto the floor

I think this was every grade school.  Mine had the full length urinals so less mess. As I recall I was pretty consistently on the leader board. 

On 8/30/2021 at 9:12 PM, Vassal said:

Be fun to just piss through the grate, wonder what's below.

I encountered one of these without instructions at an English rest stop.  There was a step up to the grate and I was uncertain whether the grate was to catch drips or if the intent was to stand on it and hit wall directly rather than from 3 feet back.  

I have occasionally voluntarily done this. Generally when wearing light colored pants and knowing I had a presentation that day, I learned the hard way that sometimes the drip is more than the underwear can absorb. 

No provided receptacle tells me everything is equally fair game so it is convenience at that point. 

I have read both evolved to self clean the genitals and minimize time in a defenseless squat position in case a predator is near.

I suspect there is some enjoyment there if not related to the urination itself. Weekend getaway with bar tabs covered and getting paid to do something that you you were going to do anyway in one form or another.  

Volume, distance, pole jump, and target shooting. 

There are at most 3 male friends that I am comfortable continuing a conversation with at the urinals and that is only if the restroom is otherwise empty because I don't want to be that guy.  Outdoors I and my friends are much more casual about following the lead of one another.