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I love when women use the word piss too!

I got a text this morning from an ex girlfriend/friend asking about lunch. She hadn’t answered my text from two days ago so I kind of felt a certain way about that. I reminded myself that she did hold her piss all morning at work and relieve herself on my backseat. I agree to get her lunch. She tells me to bring the Pussy Energy Drink can because she’ll have something for me. I get there, about 12:40pm. She comes out faster than normal. Usually I have to wait even though she knows I’m on the way and how far away I am (Literally up the street). She hops in with some fitted blue jean

Like Red Bull. It didn’t taste bad, but it didn’t taste like the name. 😂

Apparently there is an energy drink called Pussy Energy Drink. Supposed to be all natural. I ordered a four pack and received it this past Sunday. I asked a friend/ex-girlfriend (The one who relieved herself on my backseat after holding her pee all morning at work in my last post) if she was willing to fill an empty Pussy Energy Drink can for me. She said she would so that story will be coming soon. I told her I would provide the funnel. That can opening is kind of small. She filled a Powerade bottle for me with two pee sessions back in 2009 which I kept until we broke up. I still

She usually did. Especially after I took her for a drink.

I may have posted this story within the last five years but I can’t remember. This happened about 2005. This girl Amber I was dating, we had an on and off five year relationship. We went to the marina one night, I was driving her car that night. She always had to pee, I’m sure that’s why I kept her around. She had been on this liquid diet. So we’re at the marina, sitting in the car and she says she has to pee. She then asked me something like, would I be mad if she just peed. I’m like no, it’s your car. Guess she forgot we were in her car which was one year newer than mine. For the rec

The only dumb question is the one you don’t ask. Learned that at a former job. 🙂 I wasn’t unable to upload the video. I was told to upload the video to a site and post the link. I just haven’t done it yet.

Keep em coming! I would’ve taken the glass of piss as a souvenir. I would have put it with my box of piss wipe napkins I collected.

Okay, thanks!

See video below. Fingers crossed it works. Enjoy my friends. No good. Sorry! 😔 I’ll see about still pictures of the video.

This afternoon, during lunch, I had the fourth woman relieve herself on my backseat. Not only did she take a piss on my backseat, she pissed on my Go Pro action camera that was recording, on the backseat. So an ex girlfriend who I’m still obsessed with works literally down the street from my job. Yesterday I asked her if she’d piss on my backseat, on my waterproof/piss proof action camera. She agreed to it. I also told her I’d buy her lunch. I pull up outside of her job, facing the building and the door she came out of. She comes to my driverside window, looks in the backseat to see

Very nice! I don’t see any napkins so I guess nobody wiped. Those wipe napkins would’ve made for a nice sovernier.

No, at different times. 2 of the 3 got multiple rinses. I pressure washed one with my stick. Drank some beers, went to sleep, woke up the next morning, held it until she finally got up, and let er rip as my bare toes dug into the blue tarp on the carpet. You know those long, hard, good pees where you can squirt, 3-4-5 good squirts of piss, then shake and walk away.

I’ve had 3. 😁

What an experience. I was thinking back about how lucky I have been to have been at the receiving end of so many women’s piss streams.

Went out with a female friend, who we both like each other. She had to relieve herself, and she can admit she enjoys relieving herself on me. She tried to fight the urge. She sat on the toilet. I didn’t hear the stream start, I know she had to go pretty bad. After a few moments she tells me to get the blanket out of her closet. I do, she tells me to lay it out on her bathroom floor. I did, and laid down on it bare chested. She got off of the toilet and straddles me, facing me, in a low squat over my stomach. I had her raise up a little so I can see the stream. Almost immediately af

Whoa! They have places like that? 😮 I’m in the wrong country. I’d just lay out there with a funnel in my mouth while holding a ladies room icon. It’s a fantasy of mine to get pissed on by multiple women.

I’d think as a women a fitting room would be ideal to piss in. Who wants to use a public restroom? Especially a women who has to get more personal with it. I’ve heard from females friends about fitting rooms having a pissy smell in New York. Especially places with no restrooms for the public.

She was, she had to piss while checking into the room. It wasn’t a quiet piss either.

If she was pissing with that much force, you know she sprinkled the seat. 😋

I bet she could really chip concrete if she were to piss on the ground. A lot of splatter and long trails of piss running from the puddle she’d leave. Young, strong piss too! Kind of nasty not washing her hands. She had to touch the stall latch and restroom door.

Last night my living room carpet got another notch in its belt. It was one of the four women who have relieved themselves in there before. I was debating on whether I wanted to count a fifth but technically she didn’t piss in the living room on the carpet, she pissed in the front foyer on the wood that borders the living room carpet. She was worried about it smelling like piss and beer, and she didn’t even live there. Anyway, I was laying on the floor in the family room, watching tv. My wife comes downstairs and says she has to pee. I couldn’t let that go to waste. We go into the s