PissOnMyParade

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the side of the head.

OK, ladies, listen up. The rules of the girlfriend challenge are as follows: First, find yourself a wall, any wall, and stand in front of it. Now, hands by your side, inch ever-so-carefully towards the wall. The aim is to touch the wall with your tits before your nose. If you are successful, add me on facebook. :tongue: https://www.facebook.com/Beenie123?ref=tn_tnmn

I also like bondage and foody fun, scat doesn't interest me at all. Eurgh. :sick:

Unfortunately my family found out about my pee fetish when I bust my overdraft at the bank paying for pee content. I would never have told them about it if nothing had happened. Needless to say they weren't impressed.

1) Peeing on a partner 6 2) Being peed on by a partner 9 3) Peeing in your partner's face 2 4) Having your own face peed on 1 5) Having your partner drink your pee from the source 0 6) Drinking your partner's pee from the source 6 7) Watching your partner piss all over the carpet 0 8) Yourself pissing all over the carpet in front of your partner 0 9) Wetting yourself while your partner watches 0 10) Watching your partner wet him/her self 0 11) Having your partner hold your dick/part your labia while you pee (not done this) 5 12) Being totally desperate in front of your pa

I was 17 and it was really awkward and fumbly. Needless to say my technique has improved drastically since then. xD

here, have a like :D

This isn't so much an erotic story, more of a failed attempt at pee fun with a previous girlfriend of mine. Anyway, here goes: About 4 years ago now, I was in college and met a girl who I liked the look of. (in order to protect her identity I won't give her real name here, let's call her Fiona) Me and Fiona started dating and grew to trust eachother so much that one day I told her about my top-secret pee fetish. At first, she was shocked, disgusted and sickened by the thought that I might want her to indulge me in my fantasies, and she also was worried that I might be into something even f

Kevin, as valid as the point you make is, goldenrain is probably from a country who's national language isn't English, so my guess is that although you're not wrong in what you've said, you're probably lucky to have got anything from him at all...

and this delightful Dorset hamlet...

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bahahahahahaha that's brilliant

I just thought this would be a good way to get to know everyone else on this site and thought it would be healthy to see if we had similar tastes or whether we cover a wide range of musical genres in terms of what we enjoy. I'll start. My current song of choice is Halestorm - Here's To Us. :)

Evangeline Lilly, what a shout that is, she is insanely gorgeous.

I have to give you kudos for your creativity, but I don't think anything can compare to the real thing. Each to their own though, it clearly makes you happy.:)

Cristina Scabbia

There is hardly any way to trust politicians now, as none of them ever do what they say they'll do. But I am extremely liberal and despise the way most countries are run.

I was watching videos on Eroprofile (one of my favourite websites for porn) and saw the "watchgirlspeeing.com" tag at the start, so I just searched out the site to see if it was real or not, and sure enough it was.

Piss it all away. :D

It's a double L at the beginning of "lluvia dorada". I just forgot to capitalise it. Sorry.

Try foreign words for watersports too, like "natursekt" (German) or "lluvia dorada" (Spanish)

Pixie Lott, Emma Watson, or Penelope Cruz. All 3 of those ladies are gorgeous.

Peefan here. Liking the site already, hope there are many more additions in the future. In the meantime, hello to all the other users.