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^ That story about the boots reminded me of one time when I was a real little kid. I was riding in the car with an aunt and uncle when I felt the need to pee. They pulled over to the side of the road but I suddenly had a case of bashful bladder and couldn't get started. My aunt, very helpfully, removed one of her slippers and put it on the ground in front of me and said "here, pee in this". Well, for some reason this relaxed me enough that I did indeed empty my bladder fully into her shoe. My aunt and uncle both thought this hilarious and laughed and laughed for the next several miles of

Here are some other 'pretty perverted' places I have done it: -abandoned buildings (on the floor and any remaining furniture) -out a cracked exterior door at work when no one else was there and while it was raining outside -camp fires -in a toilet without flushing until it 'turns' (it gets sooo yellow!) then 'clean' the toilet with the resulting liquid -disconnected toilet in storage -in a cup and tossed out the back of my shop which has no plumbing -magazines and books -puppy pads. I keep them and dry them and resuse them untill they are really

Re evaluation. I actually got an 80. It's easier to list the places I didn't yet: -sofa/couch -armchair -dishwasher -inside car on the seat or floor

I am...devastated, heartbroken...I feel a profound sadness and loss! Spywareonya, I just now, had my first "conversations" with you ("Diuretics" thread) and now you are leaving? I'm just going to say it: PLEASE DON'T GO!!! I find your openness and honesty and willingness to share your personal feelings, thoughts and experiences so refreshing and rare. I was looking forward to reading so much more from you but most of all I was looking forward to a warm and lasting friendship. A thing very rare not only within this realm but in life in general. I am just crushed! Again, I implore y

Try a half tab next time. I find that in the short term it works just as fast but the effects don't last as long. I think Lasix is pretty safe if only used occasionally. Any salts depleted are quickly replaced with normal diet I think. I've been doing it for quite a while and have felt no ill effects. It's like anything else, common sense will go a long way to protect you in anything you do in life, period.

What a lovely, open discussion about pee play this has been! Reading back over it, I find that certain parts can still inspire arousal in me! Thanks to you all for contributing!

I found it! I had even photoshopped the "hot part" of the letter onto it.

I remember my first exposure was Penthouse forum. It was a letter from a school teacher who had had a night out on the town and she got caught short at her apartment door and peed in her pants and all down her legs while trying to get the door unlocked and once inside she just released her bladder on the way to the toilet. Then she went on to describe how she continued to play pee games after that because it was so exciting for her. Years later, I found a photo of just that happening to a girl. It showed where she had dropped her keys and every thing.

I got a 70. I haven't "PEED around" in the kitchen much.

Some observations I have made over the years about pee drinking: My body may react differently from yours but "a little goes a long way" for me for the stronger yellow pee. Quite bluntly, it acts as a natural cathartic on my gut and sometimes less than an hour after ingesting I have pretty much a shit storm. So! That's a problem if, like me, you love the taste and nastiness and naughtiness of drinking pee. I have found that catching the pee in a glass or goblet first, then diluting with tap water to a light straw color before drinking helps a lot. I still have to be careful though,

Pee is pee. It's all good!

Yep. Too much of any liquid taken in too fast can give you the "queezies" (especially coffee). Maybe just make sure to set aside enough time to build up to your pee play a little more slowly? Like anything else, a little planning ahead could make a world of difference. It could definitely prevent the "battery acid blues"! Personally, I like the stronger yellow pees for golden showers. I love the color and smell. It's like it's "more real". After all, it's easily washed off in the shower! Have you tried seltzer or Club Soda? It's an acquired taste I know but it's really easy on th

Every December, I search for retro pin up calendars. Many years I wind up with two or even three of them because I can't make up my mind about which ones I like the best.

She better be careful or she's gonna shit!! He he he About sparkling water; That's one of the things I did many years ago when I quit drinking alcohol was to replace beer with club soda or seltzer. Fact is, I now have a chest freezer with a thermostat with a soda keg in there and I have CO2 piped in as well. In other words I have my own seltzer factory. It makes 5 gallons at a batch. I found that the seltzer was just as much fun as beer with respect to the gas it makes (at both ends!!) and the flavor isn't that far off light beer. Seltzer is definitely fun in the summer months

Organic "teas" that work pretty good: Ground parsley, brewed in a coffee maker, strong enough to be really deep yellow works fairly well. It's taste, even when brewed strong is quite mild. It's slightly floral. I like it a lot better than the green teas commonly found in the super market. Those all taste metallic to me. Another good one to make you pee just like strong black coffee is ground dandelion leaf brewed in a coffee maker. This drink is not for those who can't drink strong black coffee because that's just what it emulates. It's black and bitter. Definitely an acquired t

Yeah. It runs like a movie in my mind! Pretty sweet!

Steve, One word: Urinal. I buy and use plastic, one quart urinals that are available at reasonable prices online. Been doing it for years. I don't "get up in the middle of the night to pee" I just do it right there in the bed (into the urinal). Then the next morning I empty and clean it and sit it back down right there on the night stand for the next nights use. I have found that I can empty my bladder two or three times a night if need be without getting totally awakened by the process. Makes for a much better nights rest. Try it, you'll like it. I promise! PS If you have to pee

Take it from one with chronic liver disease, alcohol abuse will most definitely damage your health or even kill you if not controlled or stopped. I too use Lasix recreationally on occasion. In fact, my bladder is filling quite rapidly even as I type this because I have just had a half tab (10 mg) about an hour ago. I always make sure to keep drinking plenty of fluids before and after. There are safer, "potassium saving" diuretics available but they just aren't as effective or as fast acting as Lasix. Lasix is just downright fun because of the speed with which it acts and the vol

Not a very good image quality (the original's at work) but here's the subject of this fantasy:

There ya go! Just click on the title. P.S. About your story. I read both parts. Very interesting so far. As far as crude is concerned, just do it. Most of us are crude at times and many get a bit turned on by vulgarity. Hell, I know I do! So come on and "vulgar slang" on me baby! BTW are you a native English speaker? If not, I can imagine how frustrating it would be trying to communicate in a different language.

Ivy? I have another story posted up here called "Calendar Girl". Read it? Tell me what you think of that one? Thanks!

Nah. Sorry. This is just the impression I brought away from a particularly hot video I viewed recently. It really got me aroused and I couldn't stop thinking about it and others like it and eventually this description emerged and I just wanted to get it "down on paper" as it were. Thanks for the reading and comment!

01-07-18 She tries to keep spitting all his pee back out and does so for the most part. It tastes so nasty and strong and filthy. It’s totally yellow and warm though and the smell is fucking nasty and making her horny as fuck! There's something about the flavor at the back of her throat that stimulates something at the base of her brain that says "Don't drink this! It’s not good to drink!” Yet, just the thought of where it’s coming from and how it’s feeling to him as he does it to her, all over her face and into her mouth, makes her want to just fucking drink it down! Ye

1-4-18, Thursday When I look at that calendar picture at work, the one where the only thing in the picture is a woman and her towel (nothing else), I get an erection when I supply mental animation to the painting. I imagine that I'm a young kid, maybe blank or blank, still wondering why my dick "gets stiff" sometimes. My bladder is full, nearly bursting. I barge into the bathroom with my zipper already yanked down. There she stands, with that surprised look on her face. She's holding the towel up that way, barely covering all her good parts. The bathroom is warm and humid from

Pretty Old Post - I know. I know. but needs to be photo shopped and a "beer" ("peer"?) bottle added between her legs.