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As I’m sure many of you know, the UK has been gripped by a horrible burst of snowy weather causing mass disruption, cancelled schools and... me peeing myself! Okay so it’s not directly related but hear me out. My work finished early yesterday so my coworker decided to drop me off at the train station so I could make an earlier train. Meant I couldn’t rush off for a pee before leaving as I ordinarily would. There weren’t toilets on the station but I wasn’t massively concerned as my need was only small. It even started to go away as my train chugged onwards leaving me with a pleasant

I wipe my penis on my wife's bathrobe every time I pee.

The old guy was an idea I was first thinking of having in the previous chapter -- as one of Maddie's neighbours maybe. I thought it worked better on the campsite though.

I debated peeing through the Miss Naughty knickers onto the sofa. It would have been a little more ladylike rather than have my naked lower half on display to all and sundry. I gave it some thought before discarding the idea. Well, I didn't want to get my nice panties soaked whilst ruining her £1200 sofa..they cost £2.99 after all, and they are my favourite pair. Oh my word..that thought felt so naughty! So now I was naked from the waist down. I have a little landing strip, maybe 10mm wide. Nice and short. Blond. Everything looked tidy and neat down there. I should have been embar

From my point of view, it's much harder on the guys who watch them.

About a year ago,i bought one of those "Fleshlight" male masturbators.Its basically a big rubbery tube,inside a plastic case,for gripping while doing the do..The idea is that the thing is moulded from the pussy of various porn stars,mine was a Tera Patrick,very sexy lady. But its only the outer part of the vulva that is cast,not her internal vagina.So you have a kind of formulaic rubber tube,with the front part looking like various stars vulvas.(Vulva-sexy word..) I didnt get on with it at all.Guys,when youre horny,you need quick relief right?With this thing,you have to warm it up in warm