Heh. Tallywhacker. It's what you use to whack tallies.
My fantasy is pretty vanilla, compared to UA. However, I'd say it's just as hot in a different way because of the deep, interpersonal dynamic involved. I'm on a stroll in the woods with a girl I know (which hasn't been anyone for fifteen years), just walking and talking casually. For practical purposes, let's consider her my wife, because she and I know each others' minds intimately. As we're walking, she gets the urge to pee, very suddenly, and very forcibly. She starts to do the little dance, announces her sudden emergency, and