Cinema rules

[Sexismygod 1,782]

My own rules for visiting the cinema:

1. Never go to a popular film ... at least not at first.  Even popular films fade so wait until the crowds subside.
2. Whenever possible, go to midday screenings.  Even fewer people.
3. Pick films with plenty of noise.  Battle/Fight scenes are great for hiding any splashing noises.
4. Drink plenty of water before you go.  You don't want to wait until the final credits to feel the need.
5. If possible, sit next to the stairs.  It's quicker when leaving (just in case) and you don't have to get the seat wet.
6. No underwear!  Should go without saying.
7. Buy a large drink and consume quickly, for all the obvious reasons.  Caffeinated drinks are best because caffeine is a diuretic (makes you pee).
8. If someone sits to close, move or enjoy the added thrill/risk proximity entails.  As a guy, you probably already have your cock out or at least trousers open so be careful.
9. Relax and enjoy the film ... until you just can't wait ... then wait for a good noisy bit.
10. Get your cock out unless wetting is your preference.  I prefer to watch my pee arch flowing onto the stairs.
11. Now really relax and let it go.  A really good scene (30-45 secs) can drain your entire bladder.  Remember to clamp if the noise stops, the splashing can be loud in a suddenly quiet place. 
12. Enjoy the rest of your film ... and smile the secret smile on your way out.

i went to see the 14:45 screening of Wonder Woman the other day.  Even at that time there were 20 people in the theatre.  The little lights on the stairs highlighted a lovely, rather high, arch of piss as it landed on the steps.  I did get hit with sudden quiet (annoying .. I was enjoying the moment) but overall very satisfying film.  ? ?

[Lilipee 673]

I love this.  Would be even sexier for me if you pissed into your empty cup and left it there in the theater when the show was over.  The cleaning crew would know of your deed,  but no real mess for them to clean up.

[Paulypeeps 5,290]

I have my own rules too:-

1. Go to the film at the end of the run (even if it is popular).

2. Go to the last house (plenty of time for the seat to dry).

3. Drink plenty before I go.

4. Take plenty of drink in with me.

5. Relax and enjoy the adverts. Might need to move if someone sits close.

6. Make sure my skirt is nice and smooth under my bottom.

7. As the film starts let out a short spurt of pee into my skirt to soak through and into the seat to wet it.

8. Once my pee has soaked through nicely and wet the seat relax properly and let my pee soak nicely into the seat.

9. Keep peeing until I am empty.

10. Keep drinking and peeing until the film is about to end.

11. Enjoy the warmth and wetness as I watch the film, as well as the freedom to just pee.

12. Let my pee soak away so there is no distinct wet patch on my skirt.

13. Flip up the seat because to will not go up on its own due to weight of pee!

14. Wait for everyone to leave first so no one accidentally touches the back of my skirt.

PP

 

Edited December 28, 2017 by Paulypeeps
Added extra rule

[glad1 2,835]

I might have to remember some of these for when I next go to the cinema. Although, I think my favorite with a date is to purchase an extra large drink on the way in. Then, while watching the movie, we share the emptying and refilling of the cup.

[Sexismygod 1,782]

On 12/27/2017 at 8:57 PM, Paulypeeps said:

I have my own rules too:-

1. Go to the film at the end of the run (even if it is popular).

2. Go to the last house (plenty of time for the seat to dry).

3. Drink plenty before I go.

PP

 

We really should go see a film together.

I'll even wear a kilt, so I can try out your rules.  

[Sexismygod 1,782]

On 12/27/2017 at 11:22 AM, Lilipee said:

I love this.  Would be even sexier for me if you pissed into your empty cup and left it there in the theater when the show was over.  The cleaning crew would know of your deed,  but no real mess for them to clean up.

You're more than welcome to join me at the cinema any time.  You can hold the cup for me. 

[Illpeeforyou 169]

Kinda late to this one but in the cinema is my favourite place to go! I usually go for skirt no panties for easy access or skirt with panties and when I feel like letting some pee spurt out I just pull them to the side! Always shuffle to the front of my seat legs spread wide open feet up on seat infront and spray directly onto the floor infront of me or the back of the chair in front of me. I like the thought of anyone coming up the stairs can see my dripping pussy as my feet are up on the back of the seat in full view of anyone coming into the cinema 

[steamlover6 751]

1 hour ago, Illpeeforyou said:

I usually go for skirt no panties for easy access or skirt with panties and when I feel like letting some pee spurt out I just pull them to the side!

The very thought of that sends me wild! Its such a real and honest description of how you really enjoy yourself in the cinema and I thank you so much for sharing it with us. Its truly exciting!

[Riley 13,064]

You guys are making me really want to try this! I've never peed in the cinema and always have to leave the movie to use the bathroom 2-3 times if not more. This sounds like amazing to me xD

[Sexismygod 1,782]

It is every bit as enjoyable as you hope, @Riley

@Illpeeforyou I like your style.  Would love to join you for some cinema fun some day 👍

[Illpeeforyou 169]

8 hours ago, Riley said:

You guys are making me really want to try this! I've never peed in the cinema and always have to leave the movie to use the bathroom 2-3 times if not more. This sounds like amazing to me xD

You definitely should try it there’s lots of ways it can be done aswell! My favourite place to naughty pee! 

[Paulypeeps 5,290]

11 hours ago, Riley said:

You guys are making me really want to try this! I've never peed in the cinema and always have to leave the movie to use the bathroom 2-3 times if not more. This sounds like amazing to me xD

Hi Riley

 

It is by far the best place for a first public pee or wetting. Just dress to wet, drink plenty, and resolve to never leave your seat until the film has finished. Brush up on the rules above first and make your own set.

 

PP

[Sexismygod 1,782]

Due to the increasing number of cinemas with assigned seating, I need to add a couple of new rules:

13.  Arrive close to the start time so you can find an unoccupied seat with a buffer zone around it (unless you're feeling particularly risky that day 😉)

14.  If possible, sit one or two seats away from your assigned seat.  A wet spot in another seat obviously wasn't caused by you.

I like to use a variant of Rule 14 and deliberately pee onto the seat next to me.  When I leave, I lie my empty drink cup on that seat and, voila, spilled soda.  One time I took a gamble and peed onto the seat next to me with a girl in the seat next to that.  I hid my activities with my popcorn ... then had a panic when my stream actually hit the popcorn making a loud drumming sound.  Luckily, she couldn't/didn't differentiate that sound from the noise of the film ... but I was a lot more careful after that. 😈☔️

Edited November 4, 2018 by Sexismygod