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Let's say you've just taken charge of a small country, and have the power to enact any laws of your choosing. You're also incredibly wealthy, and have decided to spend some of that money on your pee fetish. What would you do? 

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Once a week would be "peeday".In which the president is allowed to go into any ladies toilet in the country,and demand to watch any girl of his choice have a wee.If the girl is agreeable,she is entitled to have the costs of all her sanitary products,toilet paper etc,free for life,plus a one-off payment of £100.No penalty is given if any girl declines,also the president is not allowed to sexually molest the girl.(unless she wants him to..)Whats not to like,girls?

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I would have pee training centers where women can learn to hold it for long periods, peeing standing up and training their pc muscles to pee as forceful as possible: Reduced college tuition fees for any woman that completes the training: Semi-annual Piss Olympics where they can compete in various competitions to crown a piss champion, who would be celebrated as royalty: Random toilets and urinals placed outside in plain view all over cities for women to use and be paid each time they use them.

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I think I am with Admin here. A complete ban on peeing in the ladies, all public areas to be carpeted, and peeing allowed for women anywhere that the public are admitted. I would probably introduce a fine for removing clothing before peeing, and a lesser fine for squatting, but being naked would be O.K. of course.

How would I spend my (peoples') money? Carpeting my presidential office in white shag pile.

 

PP
Wannabe President of Peefanland
 

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Cant have compulsory peeing,thats like fascism,surely,some women mighnt want anyone to see them.As in mine,i would look after very well any woman that VOLUNTARY allowed her glorious leader to watch her pee.Where would the fun be in just wall to wall peeing?

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1 hour ago, fannywatcher said:

Cant have compulsory peeing,thats like fascism

I'm not sure you've fully embraced the 'dictator' part. :4_joy:  Just to clarify, unfortunately none of us are actually getting our own countries, so feel free to be as elaborate as you like. ;) 

Of course, should anyone actually find themselves in this position of power, I'd agree some of our suggestions should perhaps be treated, uh, cautiously... Still, 'peefanland' sounds promising, if we all willingly emigrated there, that would be an interesting place to live. :)

 

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I would try to be a beneficial dictator,using my powers to improve the lives of my people,keep them happy,less chance of revolution,whilst at the same time using my powers to increase my sexual,or urinary opportunities!Of course,in the manner of all good dictators i would also develop huge armed forces..:10_wink:

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As El Supremo and Grand Zeppelin Commander I would order on the national TV network a game show where contestants would compete on camera live for different prizes based on the length of pee, presentation, aim and accuracy, physical attractivness of their  apparatus, wit and charm.

For instance if Cyndi Parkenfarker can play the violin or trombone whilst pissing through a one-inch hole in a bagel (without touching the sides) she'd be a runner - up.

Of course there would be a home version, with you-tube applicants sending in and being judged, having their clips played (and voted on) aka Funny Video format.

Could be a nightly show as I think it would be tremendously popular.

The winners would be commanded to perform live in the El Supremo Palace at a later date.

 

 

 

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To help my fellow pee fetishists,male and female,i would get designers to create "observation toilets".This would be something that gave the viewer anonymity yet allowed a full view of any girl going to the toilet.

However,this again would be a voluntary scheme on behalf of the girl.To use one of these booths there would be an entry fee,by pre paid card etc.Girls wishing to allow people to watch them use the toilet would obtain some kind of "clock card" that they would use to enter the booth,which would then pay them maybe £10 for each pee,they register doing.Inside the booth there would be maybe a one way mirror,so they cant see whos watching,and of course create a safe space for the girl to pee,poo,change tampon whatever she wished without fear of sexual assault.Also,the observer could freely play with themselves without being seen.

If the girl using the booth was unattractive to the viewer,they can pull a screen down until she leaves.It would be random,the viewer simply choosing to enter and has to wait until a willing girl comes in.ANY female can apply for this,whether or not she is attractive to the viewer is random.However,if the girl is particularly attractive,and puts on a good show,maybe masturbating etc,the viewer can press an "approval button",which grants the girl extra money.There would be a 15 minute waiting time,after which you must leave for the next person.Refund would be given if no girl has used the toilet in that time.

It would work like this,all done electronically of course..Upon entry,the viewers booth displays a green light outside,indicating there is a viewer.Any girl wishing to be watched then can go in the toilet side,ready to do her business.You would pay (in UK)£40 per 15 minute session,this would with luck maybe allow 2 or 3 viewings.If you chose NOT to watch a girl,whatever reason,it would still count as a session.Only refunds if NO girl used the booth...To avoid fraud,a machine chemically analyses her flush,looking for the presence of oestrogen,any lack of bodily fluids is detected,and she will be arrested and fined heavily,to avoid misuse of the system.

For girls wishing to watch men,it would be free.They can go to a special one way mirror in the ladies if provided and simply look into the gents.

The president of course,as said before would be entitled,once a week to enter ladies toilets and offer benefits to any girl of his choosing if she was willing to allow him to watch.

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7 hours ago, fannywatcher said:

Refund would be given if no girl has used the toilet in that time.

Constipated patrons could apply for a refund at City Hall.

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I would take personal control of the recruitment and uniform policy at the presidential palace.  The waiting girls in my personal quarters would be expected to keep themselves hydrated, but they would not be allowed to be excused from my presence without my express permission.  I would spend my evenings watching them becoming increasingly desperate, enjoying watching them wriggling and holding themselves.  

Those who wet themselves without my permission would have to remain in their wet clothes for the rest of the evening.  I might indulge one or two by giving them permission to squat and pee in their knickers.  Another might be allowed to undress and pee on the floor in front of me.  The others would have to keep squirming and try to maintain their own self-control while watching her get her relief.

The floor would be hosed down at the end of the night.

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Have given some more thought to what I'd do as dictator.

I would set up the pee porn equivalent of the Oscars - the Wet Oscars, or Woscars.

There would be a Woscar for best male pee performer, best female pee performer, best pee porn producer. Best pee porn movie. Best supporting pisser. Best pee porn script. Lifetime achievement Woscar in the realm of pee. Best lesbian scene. Best straight scene. And (just to be inclusive) best gay scene. Best screenwork. Best sound quality. Best naughty pissing scene. Best wetting scene. Best foreign production.

Privately, I'd offer Shakira £20 million to come to my country and allow herself to be filmed in a house pissing all over the carpets, beds and furniture for my own private video. She could be smuggled in and out by my secret services without anyone ever knowing.

Publicly, my nation would have the "£1 million invite". Any well known female celebrity - from anywhere in the world - would have a standing invitation to come here and be filmed pissing all over a carpet, or on a sofa, or on a bed, or anywhere outrageously naughty, for the viewing pleasure of the public, for which the state would pay £1million. This would be the maximum. Lesser known celebs would be offered less. So, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, or Scarlett Johannson. Are you willing to make an easy million just by letting the public see you pissing someplace for a minute or so? I could make that happen, lol.

Pubs and bars would be discouraged from having too many toilets, by imposing stiff taxes per toilet with only one cubicle being exempt. Instead, a large public floor area right there in the bar exclusively for people to openly piss on would be legally mandatory for all bars, pubs, and clubs. Peeing right there on the floor in front of everyone else would be encouraged to become the norm. If consenting adults wanted to use this space to openly pee on each other, that would be fine. 

It would be perfectly legal for any lady to pee absolutely anywhere she felt like. Any costs to businesses or individuals associated with this would be reimbursed in full by the state. But it would also be totally legal to film anyone you see pissing and post it on social media. So if a lady decides to take a piss on your carpet, you have to let her. But you'd be within your rights to film her doing it and post it on the internet. And have the state buy and fit a new carpet for you, lol.

My state would set up it's own payment processor and state bank, to facilitate  pee porn providers globally and combat the scourge of backdoor censorship. Payments could be made via our own bank and payment processors. There would be no content restrictions in regards to consenting non-harmful, adult material of any kind.

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In MY country,there is a "Minister of Female resources".This is tasked with making sure that women get equal pay,conditions etc.That the penalties for rape etc are has harsh as possible under the law,minimum of 15 years.Makes sure that the price of sanitary products is kept to a bare minimum,no VAT etc.Also,it does demographics.Upon reaching the age of 21,girls are legally required to send full body pictures,in bikinis to the Ministry.These are returned in due course.

Then my civil servants go through such pictures,trying to find the most lovely etc.Then a short list is made,of about 30.These lucky 30 girls are sent invitiations to come to my chancellery,totally voluntarily,NO legal requirement,for a weekends break,in which free Spas,manicures,meals,bed and board are given by the state,plus a free holiday anywhere in the world for up to 6 people,AND a payment of £1000,then a yearly payment FOR EVER of £6000.This happens once a year maybe in the summer.

In return,the girls must be prepared to offer themselves for sexual purposes.The girls must all walk around the chancellors quarters in their knickers,or tights,stockings etc,and shoes only,maybe with a lacy gown for warmth.They must consent beforehand to allow the chancellor to watch them use the plush toilet anytime he so wishes.The girls all sleep in a plush communal dormitory,and the chancellor is allowed to sleep with any of his wish.Full sex may be declined without problem,but ALL girls MUST agree to be viewed urinating.

Upon my last "Chancellors Weekend",these were the 4 lucky girls,that took up the invitiation!What fun was had!:toilet:

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Boys between the age of 17 and 19 are required to do a year military service.Either voluntary which brings promotion,a choice of branch of service,and benefits or by conscription which is less beneficial.But in peacetime,only volunteers generally will be sent to war zones.

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My chancellor would use taxation, state aid and tax incentives to encourage naughty peeing behaviour. Only a very small number of toilets per public establishment would be tax exempt. All others - in workplaces, hotels, guest houses, pubs, bars, nightclubs, swimming baths, saunas, cinemas, gyms, libraries, etc, etc would be very heavily taxed to discourage them. Private urinals would be banned altogether. Though fully public ones, open to full public view, would be permissible and tax exempt, but also be unisex by law - ladies could use them as well as men. It would be totally legal to film anyone using such public urinals. Guests in any public space would have their legal right to piss absolutely anywhere fully protected, but establishments would be reimbursed double the cost of repairing any damage, eg carpet replacement, new mattress provision, etc. So businesses would actually make good money out of having customers and patrons pissing all over the place. This should give them every reason to encourage it. The costs of this to the state would be rather large so we'd have to tax something to pay for it. But it wouldn't be anything connected with pee fun.

The right to be nude in public would be protected in law. Likewise the right to pee anywhere. But the right to film or take pics of anyone peeing in public view would also be guaranteed in law. Workplaces would be financially incentivised to organise office Christmas pissing parties for their staff - an annual event to be looked forwards to in the workplace. This is exactly the kind of office party behaviour I'd like to see fully encouraged......

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If more adventurous participants would like to let their hair down even more by pissing on each other - great. TV companies would be encouraged to offer deals for the recording and televising of such parties. A way for workers to earn some extra cash in a society where public pissing is in any case the norm.

My policy on immigration would be simple. Anyone able to demonstrate an interest in pee fetishism would have an automatic right of entry, whilst the production and publication of video or pics of themselves peeing all over the place or on people, or being peed on, would guarantee the right to permanent residency. Providing such material to the "Presidential Office" - to be viewed and approved either by myself or other members of Peefans.com offered paid positions to view and approve such material - would guarantee full citizenship. Anyone uncomfortable with pee fun or who in any way disapproves would be encouraged to leave by having their emigration costs borne by the state. Any foreign national with a track record of opposing pee porn or finding it disgusting will be barred from entering the country. So gradually, those not into this sort of thing would diminish in number and my state would increasingly be populated by pee enthusiasts from all over the world. My ultimate aim would be to create the kind of society where this sort of behaviour in the public sphere would not only be considered acceptable, but commonplace and entirely normal......

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With this being standard behaviour behind closed doors, eg at home like this.....

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In the workplace like this.......

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Or - as here - in places like hotel rooms......

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And bars.......

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I do believe my Pee State Republic (the PSR, lol) will be a great place to live.....lol.

And here's my Ambassador to the UN......

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That's Clare Olsen, aka Frankie Babe, best known for her awesome pissing porn performances. So an ideal candidate, methinks....lol

 

 

 

 

 

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Incidentally, this is what a typical stage performance at a Rihanna concert might look like in my Pee State Republic......

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And this will be my national flag.....

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39 minutes ago, fannywatcher said:

I do think it would be fair to allow anyone to have any privacy if they so wished as well.

Ah, but I'm the dictator, so only I decide what's fair in my nation.

And no one peeing in public has any right to privacy. In private, people would of course be free to pee on their own - wherever they like - or in the presence of invited guests if they prefer.

Anyone not liking the rules will be free to emigrate or not come to live in my nation in the first place, lol

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I would appoint this performance artist as Minister for Arts and Culture.....

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And her brief would be to encourage performance art stage performances like this.......

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Sculpture like this.....

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Drawings like this......

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And paintings like this......

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