Question for the ladies of the forum

[hyde07 200]

if you were a man for the day, where would be the FIRST place you'd piss?

[Sophie 24,412]

Probably the first wall outside I could find.

[F.W 5,734]

Dont forget,you have to reasonably ensure youre being discreet...unless you want a fine.You cant just whip it out anywhere.Girls can get away with it a bit more i think.

[CrissyP 790]

I'd go outside and find a wall. I always thought it would be a hoot to just be able to stand in front of a wall and pee without having to do a bunch of contortions.

[Kellygirl59 415]

Probably on a tree or into a bush would be the first place I would pee if I were a guy

[glad1 2,832]

I'd go outside and find a wall. I always thought it would be a hoot to just be able to stand in front of a wall and pee without having to do a bunch of contortions.

And here I thought you liked doing all those contortions. :wink: What's wrong with peeing when you're feeling kinky?

[glad1 2,832]

Probably the first wall outside I could find.

Hopefully the second, third and fourth, too. :)

They say one should leave no stone unturned. In your case, I would say leave no wall unwatered.

[glad1 2,832]

Probably on a tree or into a bush would be the first place I would pee if I were a guy

I'm betting that tree or bush was just a seedling not so long ago when you last gave it a good watering.

[F.W 5,734]

I'd actually do nothing differently. I don't have a desire to be a guy for one day and frankly there's nothing a guy's equipment can do in terms of peeing I'm not already doing (standing, against trees or walls). No mystery here :laugh:

Now if I was allowed to be an animal for one day, however :whistling:

What male animal would you like to be?A Horse maybe?

[F.W 5,734]

Or if you were a man,what do you think you would wank about mostly?Which girls do you think would arouse you the most?

[F.W 5,734]

Good answers!To be honest,ive never seen a deers,are they quite endowed?

[Sally Westbury 1,175]

I'd like to take a pee over the Dickheads car that blocked me in today...!! XX :laugh:

[F.W 5,734]

I'd like to take a pee over the Dickheads car that blocked me in today...!! XX :laugh:

Great,Sally!If i can,ill block you in next time,and you can then show me what you think of that!

[hyde07 200]

I'd like to take a pee over the Dickheads car that blocked me in today...!! XX :laugh:

Ah you could have done that without being a man lol

[Sally Westbury 1,175]

Well Sally :wink:

I can do you one better . Pee into his gas tank that when the person who blocked you in . Breaks dowwn and needs a tow . Be the one with the tow truck to tow him to a repair station . Then charge him double in towing fees on top of all that lol

Like this....? :woot:

[Sephora 2,372]

Just the fact that i would be able to whip it out almost anywhere would be satisfying. If i had to choose a place, i would go with off a bridge.

[F.W 5,734]

Just the fact that i would be able to whip it out almost anywhere would be satisfying. If i had to choose a place, i would go with off a bridge.

THAT i must admit,is always a laugh,doing it from a height etc.But you still cant whip it out anywhere though...

[CrissyP 790]

Like this....? :woot:

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That requires skill and a concentrated stream.

I remember the time a BF showed me how he could pee into a soda bottle. Of course I couldn't be outdone; I had to show him that I could do it too. The results though not disastrous were quite messy. I was young and have since learned.

[glad1 2,832]

Just the fact that i would be able to whip it out almost anywhere would be satisfying. If i had to choose a place, i would go with off a bridge.

Not quite a bridge, but one night I was with a date checking out some boats, when I had to pee rather badly. She told me to pee off a rather high dock, which I did much to her delight as she watched my stream splash into the water.

[MissPiss 1,027]

if you were a man for the day, where would be the FIRST place you'd piss?

LMAO. . . I wouldn't change a thing because I piss like a man already : )

[sven22 60]

I'd actually do nothing differently. I don't have a desire to be a guy for one day and frankly there's nothing a guy's equipment can do in terms of peeing I'm not already doing (standing, against trees or walls). No mystery here :laugh:

Now if I was allowed to be an animal for one day, however :whistling:

OH! PLEASE, tell us what you would do on your animal day...we're all friends (frenzied?) here.

[sven22 60]

I already went off bridges and cliffs :whistling: Literally the only advantage of a certain equipment I can think of is the aforementioned gas tank or other holes you need to stick it in to make sure nothing spills. But that's so far from everyday business that I just like what I have and stick with it, thank you XD

I'm so glad you like what you have. I like what you have too. Coincidence hey?

[P-Spud 1,352]

If I were a woman and was asked that question, I think I'd answer "Donald Trump" :wink::wink:

[Ryan_J 16]

Just the fact that i would be able to whip it out almost anywhere would be satisfying. If i had to choose a place, i would go with off a bridge.

I have peed off of a high bridge before. It's fun :). I've also peed off of a mountain in the western U.S. The view was great, as was the exhibitionist freedom of it. It was kind of cold up there though.

[FountainLover 135]

If I were a woman and was asked that question, I think I'd answer "Donald Trump" :wink::wink:

That's probably how he meets his wives.