Naughty places to pee - the percentage count

[Miss Piss 277]

On 11/2/2015 at 2:18 AM, steve25805 said:

Here are 20 very naughty locations for you to have pissed in or on, each worth 5%. If you have done all 20, that's a 100% top score. How many of them have you done? What's your percentage?

1. Carpet/Rug

2. Sofa/Couch

3. Armchair

4. Table

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

11. Indoor wall

12. Toilet with closed lid

13. Dishwasher

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

15. On somebody else

16. Kitchen counter

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer

19. On clothing

20. In someone's mouth.

My percentage? 80%

I have done 19 of them which equals 95% some accidental, some while drunk, and others dares

[morty98 262]

6 hours ago, Miss Piss said:

I have done 19 of them which equals 95% some accidental, some while drunk, and others dares

Which one is missing?

[Miss Piss 277]

7 hours ago, Miss Piss said:

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

11. Indoor wall

12. Toilet with closed lid

13. Dishwasher

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

15. On somebody else

16. Kitchen counter

These ones 

[nenTyp 657]

1. Carpet/Rug

Yes, Hotels 1.0

2. Sofa/Couch

Only on the back, not the cussions so maybe 1.5

3. Armchair

No

4. Table

Yes many times, easy to clean 2.5

5. Sink

3.5

6. Shower/Bath

4.5

7. Bed

only with protective sheets 5.0

8. Bathroom floor

6.0

9. Kitchen floor

7.0

10. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

8.0

11. Indoor wall

Not my own walls though🤫 9.0

12. Toilet with closed lid

10.0

13. Dishwasher

11.0

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

No

15. On somebody else

12.0

16. Kitchen counter

13.0, always a little when doing distant pees into the kitchen sink

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

14.0 Anything that holds water is fair game

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer

15.0

19. On clothing

16.0

20. In someone's mouth.

Not yet 😉

So 16/20 aka 80%

[MJWetson 275]

100% 

yikes. Am I the only one!?

[overcaffeinated 189]

55%

Rookie numbers, I gotta pump those up!

[this is interesting 156]

On 8/16/2024 at 9:22 AM, MJWetson said:

100% 

yikes. Am I the only one!?

Does this mean when you get to the hotel, it's automatic that everywhere will get it?

[swekiss 1,072]

85%. Feel like I just got three on my bucket list *lol*

[Simon48 279]

70% for me. Must try harder! 🤣

[likepee856 46]

i have done:

 

1. Carpet/Rug yes

2. Sofa/Couch no

3. Armchair no

4. Table yes

5. Sink yes

6. Shower/Bath yes

7. Bed yes

8. Bathroom floor yes

9. Kitchen floor yes

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass yes

11. Indoor wall no

12. Toilet with closed lid yes

13. Dishwasher no

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor no

15. On somebody else no

16. Kitchen counter yes

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel no

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer no

19. On clothing yes

20. In someone's mouth. no

My percentage? 55%

[Pooler 171]

1. Carpet/Rug no

2. Sofa/Couch no

3. Armchair no

4. Table no 

5. Sink yes

6. Shower/Bath yes

7. Bed yes

8. Bathroom floor yes

9. Kitchen floor yes

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass yes

11. Indoor wall no

12. Toilet with closed lid no

13. Dishwasher no

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor no

15. On somebody else yes

16. Kitchen counter no

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel no

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer  no

19. On clothing yes

20. In someone's mouth. yes

 

45%

[wettingman 571]

Sink, shower, kitchen floor, bathroom floor , an inappropriate vessel , on (and in,) clothing, on another person,

So 7 of the 20 so just 35%.. o

I thought I was an accomplished peer but I don't wat to permanently damage anything.

[d19841 400]

85 percent for me....  That's a passing grade.  Hopefully the multitude of times I've pissed in all the other locations will make up for the three spots I haven't marked yet!  Lol

 

1. Carpet/Rug yes

2. Sofa/Couch yes

3. Armchair yes

4. Table yes

5. Sink yes

6. Shower/Bath yes

7. Bed yes

8. Bathroom floor yes

9. Kitchen floor yes

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass yes

11. Indoor wall yes

12. Toilet with closed lid no

13. Dishwasher yes

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor yes

15. On somebody else yes

16. Kitchen counter no

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel yes

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer yes

19. On clothing yes

20. In someone's mouth. No

[randomiser 157]

I missed 3, so I guess that's 85%.  I've not had the pleasure of directly sharing the moment with a likeminded lady so can't tick off 15 & 20 yet.  And for some reason, I haven't pissed in the dishwasher ... I should fix that and get a solid 18/20.

[p1ssputz 19]

On 11/2/2015 at 6:18 AM, steve25805 said:

Here are 20 very naughty locations for you to have pissed in or on, each worth 5%. If you have done all 20, that's a 100% top score. How many of them have you done? What's your percentage?

1. Carpet/Rug

Yup. Many times.

2. Sofa/Couch

Yup. A few times.

3. Armchair

Yup. One time in particular, at a friend's house a long time ago.

4. Table

Oddly, no. Never has been on my radar. I've always preferred going on absorbent things or "into" things. If I have gone on a table or a desk, I don't remember.

5. Sink

Yup, often. Don't do it much these days to avoid smell.

6. Shower/Bath

Yup, often. Still do when I have the chance and it won't cause problems.

7. Bed

In the past, yup. Did this a lot as a teenager, we ended up tossing my mattress.

8. Bathroom floor

Yup, many times, in bathrooms that weren't mine.

9. Kitchen floor

Yes, actually! Did it once during a housesit, I was on my computer in the kitchen and pissed on the floor out of laziness. Almost forgot about that, actually. One other time in high school, actually, that I just remembered, in a washing station in the cafeteria after hours.

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

I'm pretty sure I've done it in a beer can, and I've definitely gone in various bottles, but I don't remember any glasses. It's possible but it never really excited me. We'll say no to this one.

11. Indoor wall

Yup.

12. Toilet with closed lid

Yup. It had a fuzzy seat cover, which is why I started to do it.

13. Dishwasher

Yup, did it when I moved apartments once.

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

Yes, in a rideshare, on the floor. Weird experience, actually, wanted to try it but the reality of it wasn't the same as the fantasy.

15. On somebody else

This year, yes. FWB situation, pissed on her in the shower (at her behest). Actually didn't turn out that sexual at all.

16. Kitchen counter

Nope. Never occurred to me, never appealed to me. Kitchen sink, yes.

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

Yup. "Inappropriate vessel", absolutely.

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer

Yes.

19. On clothing

Yeah - definitely did it on my own, not sure if I pissed on others' clothing but it's possible. Pissed in a pair of fur-lined boots once, though (belonged to a parent, shouldn't have done that).

20. In someone's mouth.

Nope. Maybe one day. It isn't really my thing, but maybe in the right context it could be. I don't know.

 

80% for me.

[Sonnenschein 742]

80 % I think. Missing Beer/Wine glass and bed, which I don't care about.

 

The two ones that I would like to try, and haven't, are inside a car and on a sofa. But not on mine, so I'll have to wait till I spot an opportunity to do that without causing too many problems. 

[GenericUsername 1,108]

On 11/2/2015 at 4:18 AM, steve25805 said:

1. Carpet/Rug

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

11. Indoor wall

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

I got 35%…but if I ever live alone, some of these can get check off real fast. Recently, I finally got around to pissing in my car!

[Vassal 1,471]

On 6/29/2016 at 2:41 PM, Vassal said:

1. Carpet/Rug

3. Armchair

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

12. Toilet with closed lid

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

19. On clothing

Only 50%. 😕

Lets see what's changed over the years.

1. Carpet/Rug

2. Sofa/Couch

3. Armchair

4. Table

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

11. Indoor wall

12. Toilet with closed lid

13. Dishwasher

16. Kitchen counter

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

19. On clothing

 

Up to 75%. Need to get a partner!

[MichaelP 21]

Dang, I'm only at 35%! I've got carpet, sink, shower/bath, bed, bathroom floor, indoor wall, and clothing. I do see a couple items on this list that shouldn't be too hard to mark off soon, I think it's time to pump up my numbers 😉

[weequeen 1,990]

oh wow 95% for me! the only place I haven’t done that’s listed is the kitchen counter. Gotta hop on one and give it a wash with my pee to make this list 100% 

[Horse_water 636]

1. Carpet/Rug: Pissed in many hotel hallways and stair wells. The rugs make it almost silent so you can be very stealthy about it.

2. Sofa/Couch

3. Armchair

4. Table

5. Sink: I pee in almost every sink I come across

6. Shower/Bath: Boring and not worth noting

7. Bed: why would I pee my own bed?

8. Bathroom floor: If a establishment pisses me off then I will never pee in the toilet

9. Kitchen floor: not going to pee on my own floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass: Pissed in many jars, not a personal thrill

11. Indoor wall: Love pissing on indoor walls and floors. Some of the best places to piss

12. Toilet with closed lid: Surprisingly not yet, mostly on the wall and floor

13. Dishwasher:  Not gonna piss in my own dishwasher

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor: Not in my own car/why?

15. On somebody else: Goals!

16. Kitchen counter: Silly

17. Kettle or other inappropriate vessel: Flower pots, plants, fake plants

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer: Would not piss in mine. If they belonged to an enemy than sure.

19. On clothing: not  mine but would on a foes

20. In someone's mouth. : If I am going to pee in someones mouth I am going to piss all over them.

[vivi54 319]

Damn I thought I was pretty accomplished naughty-peeing wise, but I'm sitting at a measly 40%...

[gldenwetgoose 21,495]

23 minutes ago, vivi54 said:

Damn I thought I was pretty accomplished naughty-peeing wise, but I'm sitting at a measly 40%...

4/10 - must try harder Miss Vivi.    Still, every day is a school day. And practice makes perfect.

[nutinfancy 579]

On 11/2/2015 at 3:18 AM, steve25805 said:

1. Carpet/Rug

2. Sofa/Couch

3. Armchair

4. Table

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

11. Indoor wall

12. Toilet with closed lid

13. Dishwasher

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

15. On somebody else

16. Kitchen counter

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer

19. On clothing

20. In someone's mouth.

I got 80% ! I've got to mark a interior wall, toilet with closed lid,dishwasher and in someone's mouth other than my own!!

I think I can mark 3 off pretty easy!

[Bbhgv 8]

On 11/2/2015 at 4:18 AM, steve25805 said:

Here are 20 very naughty locations for you to have pissed in or on, each worth 5%. If you have done all 20, that's a 100% top score. How many of them have you done? What's your percentage?

1. Carpet/Rug

2. Sofa/Couch

3. Armchair

4. Table

5. Sink

6. Shower/Bath

7. Bed

8. Bathroom floor

9. Kitchen floor

1o. Beer, wine, or champagne glass

11. Indoor wall

12. Toilet with closed lid

13. Dishwasher

14. Inside a car on the seat or the floor

15. On somebody else

16. Kitchen counter

17. Kettle or other innapropiate vessel

18. Cupboard, wardrobe or drawer

19. On clothing

20. In someone's mouth.

My percentage? 80%

55%!