Question about pissing in hotels...

[pissbabe69 71]

So I know a lot of us do it, i's very frequently talked about, but I haven't yet, mostly because I'm worried about getting caught and charged with destruction of property or something. Because if my name and number and all my personal info is attached to the room I just pissed all over, and the manager cared, couldn't I get in legal trouble for that?

[randomiser 180]

Theoretically, yes.  This is especially true if you leave large, obvious puddles on the carpet and furniture.  I've read about people who deliberately piss in clear and obvious places and wonder how they got away with it.

That said, if you're a bit more discreet you can have all kinds of fun.  You can even create a nice puddle in the middle of the carpet if you ensure it has time to dry and fade before anyone else sees it.  I've pissed in dozens of rooms with no problems ... I just don't try to wreck the place.  I don't really understand or agree with wanton destruction, be it from pissing or any other behaviour. 

[jorel2012 268]

I often pee in hotelrooms or wet myself there. 
But I don't want that anyone takes notice of what I did. 
When I pee on the floor I clean it afterwards. 
If it’s carpet I use a towel that I rinse off in the shower after cleaning and let dry. 
Nothing bad with a wet towel. 
If it’s a hard floor I use toilet paper. 
When I pee in bed I check first if I can easily flip the mattress. If it’s possible I flip it first then pee on it. 
I often sleep in the wet mattress and flip it back after I got up in the morning. 
Same goes with everything I pee on. Use common sense. 
Most important part of this is that your pee has to be very diluted and doesn’t smell. Pay attention to your meal, go to the toilet for one or two times while drinking a lot of water or beer (makes me pee a lot and doesn’t smell) then start to fill your bladder. Your pee won’t smell anymore and the stains are hardly visible after they dried up. 
Rest is practice 😉     
Never got caught yet. 

Edited December 6 by jorel2012

[Kiwi Watcher 27]

Well if you piss all over the covers of the bed or wreck the tv by pissing on it yeah they'd care. If you're discreet like me and just use tiled bathroom floors or sinks or the balcony they will never know

[DrenchMe 15]

Legal trouble? Unless the hotel is a 5-star and/or you're ruining their TVs/appliances by pissing directly onto the electronics or something, I seriously doubt it. In most cases it would cost them far more to hire a lawyer to take you to court than they could ever hope to recover from the lawsuit.

 

My practice is to get a pretty cheap hotel (as cheap as possible that's still clean enough to feel comfortable in) with hard floors. Always two beds: one for sleeping, one for playtime. I prefer using hotels that require a cash deposit: in that case, I just look at the deposit as the cost of doing business and feel better about it knowing that my deposit will offset any monetary cost to the hotel, and when I go to check out I don't even bother asking about getting the deposit back, just let 'em keep it.

I've left rooms with the floors like a slip-n-slide and one of the mattresses obviously having maybe a gallon or more of piss altogether; nobody has ever so much as mentioned it to me.

 

People do ALL KINDS of weird shit in hotel rooms; I wager that for your average cheap hotel, pissing all over the place is far from the worst they'll see in a week. Don't want to make the mood too dark here but did you know that a large percentage of suicides are committed in hotels? Point is: it's not that big a deal to them; have fun and don't sweat it too much.

 

Happy pissing! :D

Edited December 7 by DrenchMe

[litltimmy 301]

I wondered the same, but it was actually my mom who told be that back in the day on spring break a lot of the guys and even a few girls did it. She pointed at an article from ABC news "what's hiding in motel room" where the found urine and semen stains on the carpets, walls and furniture of all of the 20 rooms they looked at, so it can't be that uncommon. Also mom mentioned that pets are often in the room, babies and little kids.  I'm thinking that I've dumped a soft drink as well, so unless it's really obvious, I don't know they'd notice. I did so once, when mom was in the bathroom and being a guy I peed along the wall and baseboard. It was really obvious on the wall for like a half hour and after that unnoticeable.  If it was like our home carpet you might have seen it, but the hotel carpets are so dark they hide everything, probably because if they didn't they'd be stained all over. I can't imagine they'd ever charge anything more than a "cleaning fee" at the most, maybe to shampoo the carpet, but then they must be doing that on occasion anyhow. I was hesitant, but I did it once, (the last hotel I was in) and I'll be doing it a lot more, because I know I can.

[cowboy73 35]

On 12/5/2024 at 11:15 PM, pissbabe69 said:

So I know a lot of us do it, i's very frequently talked about, but I haven't yet, mostly because I'm worried about getting caught and charged with destruction of property or something. Because if my name and number and all my personal info is attached to the room I just pissed all over, and the manager cared, couldn't I get in legal trouble for that?

What if someone said u could in their hotel room that your name has no connection to 

[pissbabe69 71]

3 hours ago, cowboy73 said:

What if someone said u could in their hotel room that your name has no connection to 

That would be hot as hell but I'm not sure if that would ever happen lol  

[WateryMoose 375]

57 minutes ago, pissbabe69 said:

That would be hot as hell but I'm not sure if that would ever happen lol  

What you could try to do is to pee under after having moved them away and then place them where they were. Nobody will think about checking there.
Also, my one advice when it comes to naughty peeing: BE. HYDRATED. Don't hesitate to drink +2L of water, not only it's good for your health but your pee will be a lot less noticeable, color and smell wise. Plus, it will make more content for you to release 😛

[cowboy73 35]

1 hour ago, pissbabe69 said:

That would be hot as hell but I'm not sure if that would ever happen lol  

If we ever ended up in the same area I would gladly let you    

[WetMart 1,135]

I’ve often pissed on the carpet of a hotel room and it has dried up before I left, much better if your pee is diluted by drinking water then there is no smell.

[Remi 1,056]

Drink lots of water like mentioned already. And try stuff thats naughty but not directly visible: peeing in a drawer and afterwards just pull it out and dispose of your piss. Or pee on stuff like cleaning utensils. An own dishwasher or even a washing mashine is rare for hotel rooms and more often found in studios or appartments but if the chance ever presents itself...A balcony would be ideal aswell as its hardly noticeable.

Also you don't just have to stick to your hotel room, the corridors, hallways and staircases could be an alternative. Especially in the middle of the night when no ones around. Just be sure there are no cams. Some hotels have little lounges on every floor with a couch and a little table where you could have a leak.

[randomiser 180]

6 hours ago, pissbabe69 said:

That would be hot as hell but I'm not sure if that would ever happen lol  

I'll be sure to let you know when I'm in a hotel.  Having you pee in my room would be worth any trouble it might cause.

[pissbabe69 71]

Please do! I'd be more than happy to soak every inch!

[James_erased 1,835]

19 hours ago, pissbabe69 said:

Please do! I'd be more than happy to soak every inch!

Which part(s) of the hotel room would you be eager to piss mark first? 😉

[pissbabe69 71]

The bed and the outside of the door. And then the walls and all over the floor 

20 minutes ago, James_erased said:

Which part(s) of the hotel room would you be eager to piss mark first? 😉

 

[Remi 1,056]

20 hours ago, pissbabe69 said:

The bed and the outside of the door. And then the walls and all over the floor

Nice! Especially walls and door. You have any preferred method of how you would pull this off? When it comes to pissing on a wall(or any object) i have this image in my head of a girl putting on leg up and have it rest on the wall while peeing if that explanation makes sense. A rare method but i think its kinda hot.

[pissbabe69 71]

4 hours ago, Remi said:

You have any preferred method of how you would pull this off? 

Uhm, could do it from sitting on the floor and jetting my piss all over the door. Or your method you mentioned. Also just standing and tilting my hips right works too

[randomiser 180]

59 minutes ago, pissbabe69 said:

Uhm, could do it from sitting on the floor and jetting my piss all over the door. Or your method you mentioned. Also just standing and tilting my hips right works too

Watching your piss spray across the floor (as in your avatar) would have me creaming in seconds.  But seeing you "tilting your hips right" as you unleash could have extremely sexy consequences.  😈