Naughty places to pee

[amorprohibido 90]

Looking for some ideas of naughty places to pee… cause I live at home with my family so it’s kinda hard. I’ve thought about squatting in the garage when they’re not home but I dunno

[Tony89 1,499]

Pee in the laundry basket before putting the clothes in the washing machine.

[nutinfancy 577]

The inside of a closet!! Or under the couch! Move it then pee under it, then move it back! Especially if the floor is carpeted. 

[Zanny44 91]

Pee in the kitchen sink whilst washing the pots. Or take something to pee into and pee in the middle of your parents bedroom. (With or without them there is optional). 😀

[WetMart 1,128]

You could get some towels and pee on them before putting them in the washer. 

[Takashi96 1,075]

Wherever you choose to go, always remember, "safety first." The last thing that you want to happen when you're living at home is to get caught! So, be careful not to leave evidence in the form of smells or stains. 

Peeing on dirty clothes before they go into the washer is a lot safer than say, under a couch cushion. Your garage idea is a solid if you hose it away right after. But be careful. If you pee on the garage floor too many times it might start to smell like an alley. Good luck in your peeing adventures!

[Alpian 687]

The dishwasher is another safe - if not exactly comfortable - option. Piss in it before it runs, and it won't leave a trace. Peeing in the shower / bath can feel pretty naughty, especially if someone is around. Or in the garden, if you have one (make sure your neighbors don't see it).

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

Get some containers that are recyclable or disposible and keep them handy when you need to naughty/desperate pees.

When people aren't home. Try the sinks or floor drains.

Let us know how it goes!

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

On 9/24/2024 at 2:55 PM, amorprohibido said:

I’ve thought about squatting in the garage when they’re not home but I dunno

If it is in a closed up garage, just a warning that it takes a long time to dry and can eventually smell like piss if your pee isn't dilute. Otherwise have at it!

[Zanny44 91]

Away from the home, I like to pee while walking round the supermarket. I'll let a little bit go at a time at first, but when I get to a deserted section I'll play with looking at the items while letting more out.  Depending on my mood if I wear jeans I like people to notice I'm wet. Other times I wear black nylon trousers that hide the dampness. 

I'll wear these black trousers to work so I can let a little out at a time at my desk. 

[Zanny44 91]

I was in the pub the other night, and decided to be good and use the loo for the first pee stop. On the toilet floor was a puddle in front of a urinal, looked like someone completely missed. So I decided I'd add to it. With my dick just hanging out,  not being held, I let out a satisfying long pee into the middle of the room. Not even near a urinal. Later I was curious and saw the whole floor was completely covered in pee. Everyone was walking through it. I didn't add to it again as I wanted to completely soak my jeans walking home. In the end I had pissed myself at the bar and on the walk home.

Edited November 5 by Zanny44

[FlashFloodWarning 50]

Depends (pun intended).  Do you prefer wetting or just free-peeing?  There are ample chances to wet yourself in the bathroom:  the sink, over the toilet or in the tub itself.  Just pretend you were bathing/showering.  Or if u prefer pantsless peeing you could experiment with keeping different empty containers in your bedroom and using them after everyone's in bed.  I love my incontinence mat for bed wettings.  LIfe changer.

In public restrooms you could piss in front of or next to the toilet instead of IN it.  Or close the lid, sit on it and go.  There's endless possibilities if you're into outdoor peeing/wetting.  Just gotta time it right and wear or bring the right clothes.

Edited November 5 by FlashFloodWarning

[Klaudia99 307]

On 11/5/2024 at 8:50 PM, FlashFloodWarning said:

Depends (pun intended).  Do you prefer wetting or just free-peeing?  There are ample chances to wet yourself in the bathroom:  the sink, over the toilet or in the tub itself.  Just pretend you were bathing/showering.  Or if u prefer pantsless peeing you could experiment with keeping different empty containers in your bedroom and using them after everyone's in bed.  I love my incontinence mat for bed wettings.  LIfe changer.

In public restrooms you could piss in front of or next to the toilet instead of IN it.  Or close the lid, sit on it and go.  There's endless possibilities if you're into outdoor peeing/wetting.  Just gotta time it right and wear or bring the right clothes.

You do what I do, peeing next to the toilet is the best in the world. I love leaving yellow puddles next to the toilet. I always wonder how the person who will later use such a toilet will react.

[Horse_water 636]

On 11/5/2024 at 9:53 AM, Zanny44 said:

I was in the pub the other night, and decided to be good and use the loo for the first pee stop. On the toilet floor was a puddle in front of a urinal, looked like someone completely missed. So I decided I'd add to it. With my dick just hanging out,  not being held, I let out a satisfying long pee into the middle of the room. Not even near a urinal. Later I was curious and saw the whole floor was completely covered in pee. Everyone was walking through it. I didn't add to it again as I wanted to completely soak my jeans walking home. In the end I had pissed myself at the bar and on the walk home.

I was at a bar once and went to piss in a single occupancy room but the lock was busted and I was about to piss myself so I held the door shut with one hand and took my cock out with the other and pissed on to the middle of the floor. I was a good 4 feet from the toilet and let everything go on the floor. Completely flooded the room.

[Sven2211 0]

On 11/14/2024 at 8:18 AM, Klaudia99 said:

You do what I do, peeing next to the toilet is the best in the world. I love leaving yellow puddles next to the toilet. I always wonder how the person who will later use such a toilet will react.

Have you ever naughty peed in other countries?

[Klaudia99 307]

1 hour ago, Sven2211 said:

Have you ever naughty peed in other countries?

No, I only pee in Poland.

[litltimmy 268]

On 11/16/2024 at 1:19 AM, Horse_water said:

I was at a bar once and went to piss in a single occupancy room but the lock was busted and I was about to piss myself so I held the door shut with one hand and took my cock out with the other and pissed on to the middle of the floor. I was a good 4 feet from the toilet and let everything go on the floor. Completely flooded the room.

A few years ago I would have thought that to be naughty, but anymore I'm so at ease pissing in locker rooms and see that everyone else is as well that I don't see anything naughty about pissing on floors.