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7 hours ago, Intraco said:

I'm law enforcement so I have had to pee many times in many weird and wonderful places whilst out and about with no loos, or at crime scenes etc. 

Can you give us more details about the places you piss ?

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9 hours ago, Intraco said:

I'm law enforcement so I have had to pee many times in many weird and wonderful places whilst out and about with no loos, or at crime scenes etc. 

Always love seein a cop taking a piss outside.  I got a few round here that I always see.  Where you end up going?

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4 minutes ago, Curiosity411 said:

Usually sweat to death in the turnout gear.   But I have found an alley to leave a squirt on more than one occasion.  

Neat ! So you just piss wherever ? Have you ever done it indoor like in a parking or else ?

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On 8/12/2024 at 3:34 PM, Mary Moon said:

When i see cops watching cars for hours in movies, I always wonder how they never pee. Maybe they have bottles in the car and do it there. Once at a concert i saw a guy who, in order not to lose his seat, took out his penis and peed an empty plastic bottle that he had in his backpack. Unfortunately, he was facing the other way. I admit i would have liked to peek, this guy wasn't even ugly 😄

You get a strong bladder but also you learn when you can get away with a cheeky pee. Often I've pulled over for crewmates to pee at the side of the road

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On 8/13/2024 at 1:01 AM, TylerHasFun said:

Always love seein a cop taking a piss outside.  I got a few round here that I always see.  Where you end up going?

Bottles, laybys, fields, gardens, alleyways generally. The worst is sitting at someone's cell door on suicide watch and you get no breaks for 12 hours or so. One girl was in tears once on my team desperately trying not to piss herself sat in a suspects cell. He was sat there watching her grabbing herself

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18 minutes ago, Intraco said:

Bottles, laybys, fields, gardens, alleyways generally. The worst is sitting at someone's cell door on suicide watch and you get no breaks for 12 hours or so. One girl was in tears once on my team desperately trying not to piss herself sat in a suspects cell. He was sat there watching her grabbing herself

What do you do with the bottles ?

And by gardens you mean people's garden ?

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On 9/6/2024 at 12:55 PM, Kevin said:

What do you do with the bottles ?

And by gardens you mean people's garden ?

Bottles on in the next bin I find. And yeah gardens during stuff like a scene guards etc. my team once had to guard this alleyway for about 2 weeks and boy did it smell of piss by the end

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7 hours ago, holyknight3 said:

One of my first experiences when I got to Iraq in 04, was during a stop on the way to what would be our base, one of the female soldiers who was guarding the convoy, climbed out of her gunner position, pulled her uniform pants to just below her knees, and sprayed down the side of the tire of the truck I was in. First time I'd ever seen a woman stand and pee like that, in person at least. I have a ton of similar stories from my time in, though few with women. My unit was an infantry unit, and women weren't allowed to serve in the infantry at that point.

Could you tell us other stories about your buddies pissing everywhere?

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On 9/6/2024 at 6:37 AM, Intraco said:

Bottles, laybys, fields, gardens, alleyways generally. The worst is sitting at someone's cell door on suicide watch and you get no breaks for 12 hours or so. One girl was in tears once on my team desperately trying not to piss herself sat in a suspects cell. He was sat there watching her grabbing herself

Was she ever able to go? Or did she end up wetting herself

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The majority of the times I see cops piss outside is at nighttime.  Leaving the bar, I sometimes catch one pissing in an alley or behind their parked car.  One made eye contact with me once, hand on dick and pissing, made no effort to stop.  Just nodded at him and smiled, he did the same and then continued looking down at his piss.  I love watching guys watch their dicks while they piss, or watch.  It's sort of like a game, how long can go, how many things i can hit. I love it

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43 minutes ago, Colormerose said:

Poor girl. Have you ever been that bursting not sure if you'd make it

Not exactly but I've had a few occasions where I've pissed outdoors because I just knew I either wouldn't make it or didn't want to hold. Sometimes I've been on scene guards all shift with no bathrooms etc and had to find somewhere to pee. I've peed in my drinks bottle a few times

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I had a brief conversation with a member of the other emergency service - a paramedic - the other day.  

We were part of a training exercise which involved a train failing and then having people evacuated and moved to another train for recovery.   We had all got on the train and it did a short run, then back to the station.   Everyone knew that we were going to fail and be stranded for a while.   However when we got back to the station after that first run, this particular lady ran to the toilets.   When she came out I said to her that she was lucky that the crew of the train hadn't staged the failure on that first run or she would have been crossing her legs.   She very quickly responded with "Nah, I would have found a bush.   It wouldn't be the first time I have peed outside.   I often need to improvise when I'm on shift"

Unfortunately we didn't have time to develop that conversation as we both had to return to our respective sections of the train and it departed again.  This time we did have the staged failure and whilst it wasn't a long wait for rescue, it would have probably been enough to be a problem for anyone if they really did need to pee.

There was another occasion where I went to an appointment at the doctors and was seen by a paramedic.   Whilst she was taking blood from my arm I asked her if she had been on the ambulances, to which the answer was yes.   I asked why she had transferred to the doctors and whether it was better than being out on the road.   She said "Well for a start it is nice to have access to toilets whenever I need to pee."  I said something like "Ah yes I guess that can be a problem if you are out for a while."  She further offered "Many a time I've had to pee in a sick bowl in the back of the ambulance or pop a squat somewhere out on the road."

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