Girlfriend > Fiancé > Wife (plus SIL & MIL) Pee Experiences

[Great Horned Owl 589]

5 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

I love your detailed posts, especially since we seem to have similar pee kink tastes.

Your bedroom/bathroom setup seems to be ideal too that you can see and hear everything.

My ex could sometimes pee like your SIL, but only for a minute to a minute and a half.  Hearing a 4 minute performance would have me orgasming before she’s even done. 🙂

How long did YOUR pee take afterward with that hardon?

Edit:  After posting I had to pee and it took me 2 minutes with the partial hardon your post gave me!

Your EX sounds pretty hot as well in terms of her piss. As long as you got a hard on from my SIL piss and not my hard cock-lmao, hah. I tried to piss for a minute but only drops came out as my cock was still semi erect after jerking off hearing my MIL drain out for 3 minutes 30 seconds right before the SIL pissed. When this calmed down I had my usual good minute of steady piss right in the bowl though my piss woke but my wife who did her own incredible piss of a different sort. Big bladder but very loud compared to the other two. Most days I have a hard on or a partial hard on 50% of the time when my girls and or their friends are over.

Horney Old Owl

[MRJH22 225]

48 minutes ago, KP-has2P said:

Haha, yes, it was the SIL’s piss, or your description of it, that got me going.  Though hearing about a guy attempting to piss while horny can get me going too (as it reminds me of what happens to myself when in the same situation).  I’m equal opportunity I guess, even though I’m straight. 🙂

I loved my ex’s pees.  She had more variety though, some mornings she’d pee stronger for 30 seconds and other days she’d trickle for a minute plus, but she didn’t hiss, even on the stronger streams.   I have no idea what led to the variation, I wonder if “time of month” had something to do with it since she seemed to do the faster pees several days in a row and the slower ones several days in a row.  Or maybe her bladder had moods. haha.

It’s the slow long pees that turn me on, which is why I enjoy your posts about your MIL/SIL.  And the times my ex peed like that.

Her family (my in-laws) weren’t nearly as enjoyable as yours either.  Her mother was a control freak and annoying at best, and not someone I would have wanted to have sleep over in our house, much less see in skimpy lingerie. 😝 

 

Ddid you get off listening to your ex’s longer pees?

[Great Horned Owl 589]

2 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

Haha, yes, it was the SIL’s piss, or your description of it, that got me going.  Though hearing about a guy attempting to piss while horny can get me going too (as it reminds me of what happens to myself when in the same situation).  I’m equal opportunity I guess, even though I’m straight. 🙂

I loved my ex’s pees.  She had more variety though, some mornings she’d pee stronger for 30 seconds and other days she’d trickle for a minute plus, but she didn’t hiss, even on the stronger streams.   I have no idea what led to the variation, I wonder if “time of month” had something to do with it since she seemed to do the faster pees several days in a row and the slower ones several days in a row.  Or maybe her bladder had moods. haha.

It’s the slow long pees that turn me on, which is why I enjoy your posts about your MIL/SIL.  And the times my ex peed like that.

Her family (my in-laws) weren’t nearly as enjoyable as yours either.  Her mother was a control freak and annoying at best, and not someone I would have wanted to have sleep over in our house, much less see in skimpy lingerie. 😝 

 

Thanks for clarification. However, I only listen and watch women. That is very enjoyable and keeps me plenty busy.

I like ALL female piss. My favorite are the loud fast pouring ones where it sounds like a jet is taking off. Watching those are even more fun with a 2 or 3 inch stream. My wife has a powerful forceful piss. Often half of it will splat loud on the porcelain than the other half straight in the water. Sometimes after drinking and holding she will just explode in the bowl and you could hear her from 20 feet away. Nothing against slow female piss though.

Too bad your former MIL was not nice. I am actually turned on by mine as we are close in age. I just have a much younger wife. That is all.

[Brad Wallis 81]

No wonder you are always horny with such ladies in your house.  I think all three of them enjoy showing off for you. 

[Brad Wallis 81]

15 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

Haha, yes, it was the SIL’s piss, or your description of it, that got me going.  Though hearing about a guy attempting to piss while horny can get me going too (as it reminds me of what happens to myself when in the same situation).  I’m equal opportunity I guess, even though I’m straight. 🙂

I loved my ex’s pees.  She had more variety though, some mornings she’d pee stronger for 30 seconds and other days she’d trickle for a minute plus, but she didn’t hiss, even on the stronger streams.   I have no idea what led to the variation, I wonder if “time of month” had something to do with it since she seemed to do the faster pees several days in a row and the slower ones several days in a row.  Or maybe her bladder had moods. haha.

It’s the slow long pees that turn me on, which is why I enjoy your posts about your MIL/SIL.  And the times my ex peed like that.

Her family (my in-laws) weren’t nearly as enjoyable as yours either.  Her mother was a control freak and annoying at best, and not someone I would have wanted to have sleep over in our house, much less see in skimpy lingerie. 😝 

 

Your ex sounds like a hot one to listen to.  Care to elaborate at all about her long peeing?  I’ve got an ex who was similar whom I’ve posted about a few times here.

[Brad Wallis 81]

So sexy.  And to imagine the SIL had an urgent need and she too must have been listening and waiting for her older counterpart to finish.

[Mary Moon 1,990]

My morning pee is always very urgent, i have like 30 seconds to get to the bathroom when i wake up, i sleep in a diaper and could pee on myself, but i always try to get to the bathroom, so that i can reuse the diaper for more nights given how expensive Tena Nights are

[Great Horned Owl 589]

3 hours ago, Brad Wallis said:

No wonder you are always horny with such ladies in your house.  I think all three of them enjoy showing off for you. 

I know all three compete but especially the MIL and SIL. Those two compete for the longest pees. The wife knows she has me and she knows she can have my cock anytime. This old Owl keeps Pfizer in business with his Viagra prescriptions. I can go longer, get harder and more often with my woman.

[Great Horned Owl 589]

Probably was awake when her mom was draining out. The nice thing about these two is that they hold their piss all night so I can sleep. The wife sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night to let out a torrent of piss. She tries to avoid doing this as she knows I will have a rock hard cock when she gets back to bed and will get poked until I can release my cum in or on her. I know, blame those Viagra pills.

[Great Horned Owl 589]

3 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

Are you sure you need Viagra with those ladies in your life?  🙂

Yes I do. Having sex 1x per day is not enough. I "shoot" (no pun intended) for 2 or 3x a day. My old Owl cock gets sore. Want a real good hard on each time. Viagra enhances the pleasure. I "goosed" the wife after she had her post work piss pour in the toilet. We did it on the bathroom floor. Still horney though.

[Great Horned Owl 589]

12 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

I’m impressed. Or jealous. Or both.  My last time was 2003 and I’m alone now.  I was thinking I don’t need someone hot, at this point I’ll take lukewarm.

Buddy you mean 2023 and nor 2003? I hope. 21 years is a long time to wait. Jerking only does so much. The real thing is much better. Wishing you success in this realm. If this old decrepit Owl can get a woman and have two other hotties pissing for him so can you. Average guy in terms of looks and wealth.

[oliver2 4,470]

On 5/21/2024 at 1:46 PM, Mary Moon said:

My morning pee is always very urgent, i have like 30 seconds to get to the bathroom when i wake up

Would you consider peeing in a trashcan or a bucket? 😚

[Great Horned Owl 589]

13 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

Nope, 2003.  No kidding and not a typo.  Sex is low on my priority list compared to some people.  Finding someone just to hang out with is hard for me, finding someone “perfect” is astronomical (my ex was almost perfect for me, but she had other ideas around 2018).  Being autistic and socially awkward sucks.  Then add a pee kink, even a minor one, just makes it harder.

Even if I get desperate enough to join a dating site, I’ll be looking for friendship or a casual relationship rather than “the one.”

I am sorry to hear. If you want some advice just find a woman that is half way attractive but you share common interests with. My wife and I have a 31 year old age difference and though she is not perfect she is perfect for me. There is no perfect woman or person. We have many similar interests. I see your pee kink issues but I don't call mine a "kink" but rather an "interest". I would broach this carefully and don't do it unless you have been intimate for at least 6 months than do it slowly. I made the mistake by doing it too soon and was shunned.

[Great Horned Owl 589]

As many of you know I have three amazing women and their friends whom I spend a lot of time together and give me much enjoyment including their pee habits.

On a more realistic or depressing note I have a brief note to share regarding my cleaning girl whom I have hired. This girl is 24, wears dumpy sweatpants, a Rambo t-shirt but has a nice slender body. She has straight brown hair, no make-up and exudes that of a housecleaning lady. She is 5.4.115 as well. She came to clean my mountain home the other week in the Cascades of Washington and spent 5.5 hours cleaning, an hour driving to my local from the Seattle suburbs and a half hour chatting afterwards with me. Despite drinking water regularly She did not piss nor look desperate to piss in a time frame  of 7 hours. I was frustrated but realized I probably did not miss much. This is probably more reality for pee lovers than my situation. Just wanted to point out that I do strike out in getting good piss in my neck of the woods. Maybe she pissed in the woods after leaving my house, sho knows.

Great pee story with MIL to follow.

Horney Old Owl

[Great Horned Owl 589]

3 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

I’d find it hard to believe she went that long without peeing once.  She didn’t sneak a pee in a bathroom you weren’t near at the time?  Or maybe she went outside to her car to “get something” and popped a squat outside?

Since she probably was in the bathroom cleaning the toilets she might have relieved herself then.  Surely she took a break at some point.

Is your house small enough that you can see/hear everything they do over 5.5-7 hours?

 

Cabin is 6 rooms with 2 bathrooms. This is my mountain home not the home I write from on Puget Sound. Yes, I can hear and see everything and my radar is always on high for pee. No evidence of pee outside. She was cleaning toilets with the door open so no chance. She held it. Probably too shy to piss at my house. I have the girls up here for the holiday weekend so good pee coming.

Horney Old Owl

[Great Horned Owl 589]

5 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

Maybe she peed in the shower while cleaning it.  Or she wore a diaper.  Or she just has a king size bladder and can hold it for 7 hours.

She never stopped for a break, or went outside during her visit?  She could have watered the lawn or woods or something.

 

No, no and no. I pushed her to clean, she was running  around pretty good with vacuum, scrubbing toilets. Did not clean showers as they did not need it. She was afraid to go outside without me arming myself with a rifle because of grizzly bears. I escorted her off the mountain. A scared little girl. This is a timid girl. Could have worn and wetted a diaper without a change as she wore baggy sweats or king size bladder. I may ask her the next time she cleans my other home and say she can use the bathroom. She spends 4 to 5 hours every two weeks at that house. Party tomorrow night with many ladies, will write if any good ones.

[DoctorDoctor 1,406]

16 hours ago, Great Horned Owl said:

Cabin is 6 rooms with 2 bathrooms. This is my mountain home not the home I write from on Puget Sound. Yes, I can hear and see everything and my radar is always on high for pee. No evidence of pee outside. She was cleaning toilets with the door open so no chance. She held it. Probably too shy to piss at my house. I have the girls up here for the holiday weekend so good pee coming.

Horney Old Owl

I agree that she was probably too shy being your employee and you were male. It is considered impolite to use the toilet at a house where you are working. I bet her bladder was screaming for a pee. You should have offered the restroom to her saying something like, "Do you need the toilet/bathroom before heading back home?" I would have. That would have been more likely to put her at ease.

[Brad Wallis 81]

On 5/21/2024 at 8:50 AM, KP-has2P said:

She didn’t hiss or gush, more of a gentle ladylike tinkle

Ladylike! A great word for it. So did your ladylike wife have any idea how much she turned you on with those long tinkles?  She must have been comfortable with you listening.  I had an ex who was the queen of this and I would be standing at attention every time I was in earshot, even if I had just cum minutes before, I’d be ready for round two after her performances.

[Brad Wallis 81]

8 minutes ago, KP-has2P said:

I always wonder, when two or more females go to the restroom together, and one pees fast and the other slow, if they make any commentary on their, or their companion’s, peeing styles, while in there.

Oh yeah, that’s a thought I’ve had as well.  I’ve been around enough women to know they tend to have consistent sounds, and can be very different to one another, and one can often identify who is using the bathroom just by sound alone.  For example, there would be no mistaking GHO’s wife for his SIL, or MIL.  It’s such an intimate, personal thing, and kind of mysterious, which is part of why it’s so sexy to me.   We men don’t seem to be nearly as interesting, as a rule.  

[Great Horned Owl 589]

On 5/29/2024 at 4:43 PM, KP-has2P said:

Oh I’m sure, if the two sisters (GHO’s wife and SIL) went to the restroom together, that the commentary between the two would be interesting.  And would GHO’s wife wait for her sister to finish up before leaving the restroom herself.

Men have some variance too, but it’s harder to hear when using urinals in a restroom compared to toilet bowls.  My brother pees like a race horse and I’m a bit more “leisurely” in my tinkle.  If we pee at the same time he always finishes before I do.

 

The wife, MIL and SIL do comment on each other's peeing styles. The SIL especially will raz her mother for hissing and tinkling so long and make comments to the wife that she sounds like an elephant when pissing. I am always aroused when around these three. I will write about an interesting story I had with my very horney and sexy MIL very recently.

Yes, all the girls wait for each other in the women's toilets. Wife will apply makeup and fluff her hair while the other two continue to drain out.

[Great Horned Owl 589]

All,

As many of you I am a lucky man as I have a hot wife, SIL and MIL who pee like race horses. A very rare treat indeed.

MIL stepped over the proverbial line of appropriateness but I did not care however my bladder was not happy.

After 9 hours of sleep my bladder was very full and my cock semi erect as I was very full. SIL was at work and without realizing MIL was still crashed in the bedroom down the hall. I barely got to the toilet and started draining out my semi erect cock that was about 7 inches long. The piss started flowing out slowly and steadily into the toilet water for 20 seconds when my MIL walked into the bathroom to empty herself out. Immediately my flow stopped and my cock became totally erect at 9.5 inches and standing at attention. I tried to restart my stream to no avail sd MIL I'd standing by the door with her hand in her crotch. No such luck. She asked me if I was done and I said, "I guess so as no more piss is flowing out". She Immediately pushed me away from the toilet and started hissing and splattering on the porcelain with a moderate force after pulling down her white lace panties with her nicely trimmed bush visible.

I Immediately became even harder if that was possible reaching my maximum 10 inches as soon as she sat on the bowl. She said I guess "you are turned on by me peeing?" I played it down a bit but said "yes". After 26 seconds of splattering she reverted to a steady moderate tinkle with no hiss in the bowl while she started stroking my erect cock. After 8 nice strokes I said I am going to blow up if you keep doing that. She then took me in her mouth and I lost a full load in her mouth shooting deep into her throat while she kept tinkling in the bowl. It was quite a scene.

After I was done with cum dripping down her mouth an onto her neck and white nightie I felt her firm boobs all the while she continued to tinkle in the bowl. This woman has a broken faucet that is hard to shut off. I did not get a time on her flow but it had to be a good three minutes. Meanwhile my bladder was still full and I needed to piss. After 30 minutes to relax I invited her back into the bathroom so she could watch the rest of my flow. I was semi erect but was able to drain out another 45 seconds of piss slowly into the bowl. She was quite aroused and invited me to put my fingers inside if her. That lead to a huge orgasm on her part shortly thereafter.

We both laughed about the moment and agreed no yo share it with her daughters!

Horney Old Owl

[Brad Wallis 81]

Such an erotic experience!  She loves to be watched and listened to.  She knows you love it!  Girl had to GO by the sounds of it, too.  She takes so long.  I wonder if there’s some friendly mother-daughter competition going on there some mornings.

[Great Horned Owl 589]

Hi All,

The others day my SIL went to work at 7 am dressed up in a nice black mini skirt, 3 inch heels, long wavy blonde hair, red frilly low cut sleeveless blouse with plenty of bling bracelets, earrings and a gold choke collar. She stands 5.9.125 lbs now so a very nice tall and beautiful woman. From past history she hates to use public toilets but does during her long work days. She usually gets home before the wife and MIL.

Sge called me at 2 pm to ask me what we are having for supper. This is quite a common occurrence as she does go out with friends after work on some days. She did mention that she has been drinking ice tea since it is hot and she gets thirsty running between real estate appointments. Also mentioned that the toilet was filthy in her home office so she will not use it. My cock is now totally erect as her bladder is probably already full.

SIL arrived home at 4:45 pm or almost 10 hours after she left the house. She stated "I have to piss so bad I am going to burst" and promptly runs to the toilet while talking to me and barely gets her black lace silk panties down before urine starts to flow gently in the bowl. Flowing steadily two minutes in while talking to me while fluffing her blonde wavy hair and sticking out her firm borderline B/C bra cup. A sight to be seen. I sm waking running shorts and now totally erect. I am sure she notices as well. Three minutes in and still flowing steadily. She exlaims, "I can't stop pissing". I reply, "you must have a giant bladder". She replies, "I know I do it allows me to not piss all day if I need to hold it". At 3 minutes 35 seconds she tapers to a a light steady tinkle while continuing to fluff her hair. At this time she starts unbuttoning her blouse half way down so he black lacy bra is fully visible. At 4 minutes the tinkling tapers to more of dribbling off and on, all in the water. She rips a piece of toilet paper off and finally wipes when she ended her tinkle at 4 minutes 33 seconds. She stood up and let me see her nice trimmed bush before slowly pull up her panties.

I thought that was the end but since we were in a middle of a conversation and she wanted to get dressed for a run I got the treat to watch her changed clothes. She fi wished unbuttoning her blouse, skirt was already off and casually unhooked her skimpy bra. Wow, she looked great. A bit larger breasts than the wife but at 21 good and firm. I watch her put on a nice light blue sports bra, tie her hair back and put on a skimpy pair of running shorts. She looked fabulous. She gave me a quick kiss on the lips which is usual and told me her route for safety reasons.

Upon coming g home She was drenched in sweat which accentuated her brrasts even more. Ripped off her clothes in front of me just as the wife got home from work. I was so fucking horney I made an aggressive pass at the wife. Lucky she was in the mood and let a huge load out inside of her.

Horney Old Owl

[peefan1000 150]

58 minutes ago, Great Horned Owl said:

Hi All,

The others day my SIL went to work at 7 am dressed up in a nice black mini skirt, 3 inch heels, long wavy blonde hair, red frilly low cut sleeveless blouse with plenty of bling bracelets, earrings and a gold choke collar. She stands 5.9.125 lbs now so a very nice tall and beautiful woman. From past history she hates to use public toilets but does during her long work days. She usually gets home before the wife and MIL.

Sge called me at 2 pm to ask me what we are having for supper. This is quite a common occurrence as she does go out with friends after work on some days. She did mention that she has been drinking ice tea since it is hot and she gets thirsty running between real estate appointments. Also mentioned that the toilet was filthy in her home office so she will not use it. My cock is now totally erect as her bladder is probably already full.

SIL arrived home at 4:45 pm or almost 10 hours after she left the house. She stated "I have to piss so bad I am going to burst" and promptly runs to the toilet while talking to me and barely gets her black lace silk panties down before urine starts to flow gently in the bowl. Flowing steadily two minutes in while talking to me while fluffing her blonde wavy hair and sticking out her firm borderline B/C bra cup. A sight to be seen. I sm waking running shorts and now totally erect. I am sure she notices as well. Three minutes in and still flowing steadily. She exlaims, "I can't stop pissing". I reply, "you must have a giant bladder". She replies, "I know I do it allows me to not piss all day if I need to hold it". At 3 minutes 35 seconds she tapers to a a light steady tinkle while continuing to fluff her hair. At this time she starts unbuttoning her blouse half way down so he black lacy bra is fully visible. At 4 minutes the tinkling tapers to more of dribbling off and on, all in the water. She rips a piece of toilet paper off and finally wipes when she ended her tinkle at 4 minutes 33 seconds. She stood up and let me see her nice trimmed bush before slowly pull up her panties.

I thought that was the end but since we were in a middle of a conversation and she wanted to get dressed for a run I got the treat to watch her changed clothes. She fi wished unbuttoning her blouse, skirt was already off and casually unhooked her skimpy bra. Wow, she looked great. A bit larger breasts than the wife but at 21 good and firm. I watch her put on a nice light blue sports bra, tie her hair back and put on a skimpy pair of running shorts. She looked fabulous. She gave me a quick kiss on the lips which is usual and told me her route for safety reasons.

Upon coming g home She was drenched in sweat which accentuated her brrasts even more. Ripped off her clothes in front of me just as the wife got home from work. I was so fucking horney I made an aggressive pass at the wife. Lucky she was in the mood and let a huge load out inside of her.

Horney Old Owl

sounds like this SIL can hold some serious amounts of liquid. 4 minutes is simply crazy

[Brad Wallis 81]

Dazzling indeed!  She’s a prize.  She pees just like my ex I’ve posted about here before.  Do you think she could pee any faster if she forced it, or is that her “top speed?”  You ever asked her?  It’s so fascinating given that her sister is such a power queen.  Seems like your MIL is a slow lady too, but maybe more hissy?  Either way, I don’t think either of them are winning any distance competitions with your wife.