Brides and weddings

[Gman85 62]

Has anyone got any stories about brides being desperate for a wee at their wedding or any pee-related wedding stories?

[ppppppp 1,483]

A friend was a guest at a wedding in France.  He told me that the reception was quite a distance from the church.  So all the guests had to get into their cars, and hurtle off, after the bride and groom, at the end of the ceremony.  He also told me that the bride was pregnant.  The journey was too far for her, so her car stopped at the side of the road because she needed to relieve her.

My friend said she was squatting behind her posh car, wedding dress around her waist, pissing into the dusty soil, and waving at her wedding guests as they drove past her, honking their horns.

[gldenwetgoose 20,935]

Over a period of ten years or so, pre-lockdown, I was a professional photographer.

Weddings weren't my core business and often not my favourite part of the job, but they are a necessary part of the business.  Generally my style and my approach meant that I wasn't first choice for the trendy designer types (I didn't bother with wedding fayres and glossy advertising).  So generally my clients were down to earth people who I didn't mind spending the day with, and often friend-of-friends recommendations.

Generally the point to note with brides and bridesmaids are that they're not drinking heavily through the day - perhaps bubbly during the initial preparations, and a toilet visit before getting the dress on.  Then it was generally the case that the preparations, travel, ceremony and so on all took more time than you'd imagine.  And the next time they'd have a glass of bubbly would be in the wedding car or hotel as husband and wife.   So generally any desperation was a long and slow build-up.   Not really a 'need to pee NOW' but just a long, slow build and often long hold too.

In 60 or so weddings, I never really saw anyone lose it, or have to take an emergency wee.   I was quite often in bridal bedrooms to photograph all the hair and makeup with the party in dressing gowns, and often just the other side of a bathroom door from a peeing bridesmaid or bride.   On a couple of occasions getting roped into lacing up corsetry.  No complaints to either lol.

There were times where after the ceremony, the bride and groom and myself would disappear off to a local beauty spot for some portraits - there was one time in particular, by a little stream that the bride asked if we could break off and go back to the hotel because she was absolutely bursting.

And of course, just going for a wee is no easy matter - getting past all the crowds of well wishing relatives and chatty friends, finding an entourage to help lift the dress out of the way and then peeing with an audience... 

[Kupar 13,163]

On 6/25/2024 at 6:26 PM, ppppppp said:

and waving at her wedding guests

This is wonderful detail ... and reassures me she wasn't upset 🙂 It makes the story so much better!

[wettingman 504]

I must have posted this before, but I don't remember when.  However, when I wrote it originally, possibly on another site, I saved it I saved it. Here it is.

This happened decades ago, when I got married.  For as long as I knew her my  girlfriend  who became my wife that day had  habit of holding her pee until she was very desperate pee dancing etc.. Sometimes waiting too long and she wet her pants. As someone aroused by pee holding this was awesome. 

Anyway we got married in the church at 1:00PM then onto the reception at 2PM. The bathrooms at the reception  were small with just room for one toilet each for men and ladies. I went a couple times as needed. With everything else happening, on our special day I didn’t notice if she peed or not. She hadn’t. She later told me she had to pee already at the church, because it took so long to get dressed and ready. She last peed around 10 AM and it was now 5PM 7 hours since she last went and she had been holding a full bladder for 4 hours.

As the reception ended we went to our car to head home. A friend put a firecracker under the hood which went bang when I started the car. She looked more distressed than I would have thought. As we were about to leave she told me why. She had not urinated since late morning, and to pee since 1PM. She said she had to pee really, really bad. She told me to drive quickly as possible, because she was afraid it was going to come out and she was going to get her wedding gown wet. As she was saying this she pulled her long gown up as far as she could so she could hold herself with her hand. She was constantly squirming around and when a desperate wave occurred, a pained look crossed her face; she inhaled breath sharply and squeezed her legs together. Please hurry before I wet myself, it really hurts and my pee is going to come out, I can’t hold it much longer.

I asked her why she didn’t go at the reception and she said she could not go by herself; somebody had to help her keep her dress out of the way. She thought of asking her Maid of Honor to help but was reluctant unless it was absolutely necessary so she kept holding it.  I didn’t notice at the time but looking back   when she told me this she was moving around a lot, she couldn’t stand still. Since the bathrooms were so small it would have been difficult for the two of them to maneuver in there and she was concerned she might still get her gown wet. So she just held it. Now she was at risk of getting it wet anyway, because she couldn’t hold her pee anymore. She was fanning her legs back and forth saying I have to peeeee so bad , and that everything from her bladder to her pee hole was screaming in pain. She added I wish I had gone pee before we left, because my dress is going to get wet anyway.

We arrived home rushed inside, and she told me to help her out of her dress quickly before she pissed on it and the floor. I got her undressed, but all this desperation had me highly aroused, which she noticed from the bulge in my pants.  In the past she had enjoyed full bladder sex, but this was a bit over the top. I felt her bladder and it was rock hard. Nevertheless it didn’t take much to convince her to lie down. She said I know you like this and usually I do too but I never had to pee this bad in my life. So just know I am going to pee the bed. It didn’t take long to finish so she didn’t wet the bed. But as soon as we were done she jumped up and rushed to the toilet. I immediately heard the telltale sound of pee splattering on the floor as she finally lost control, leaving a trail of pee from our bedroom to the toilet.

 

Edited July 12 by wettingman
saw glaring error that made no sense

[chubbyjack 143]

I've always wondered what a bride does when she is already in the gown and has to pee ASAPee.

  I envision her sitting on the bown with 2 or 3 bride's maids holding up the gown so it doesn't get wet or touch the floor.

  Is that correct ??

[PrincessApricot 477]

Was out drinking and a friend of a friend was getting married later that year and worried about needing to pee in a poofy dress. Another friend of a friend said  very matter-of-fact to not even attempt going into a bathroom and to just use a five gallon pail in a regular room instead. She said she did it at her wedding and it’s the best way because you can have the pail fully under the dress, no back of the toilet on one side, and no concerns about your gown dragging on a gross bathroom floor. I have no idea if the bride followed her advice or not and I wasn’t at the wedding.