Brides and weddings

[Gman85 62]

Has anyone got any stories about brides being desperate for a wee at their wedding or any pee-related wedding stories?

[ppppppp 1,462]

A friend was a guest at a wedding in France.  He told me that the reception was quite a distance from the church.  So all the guests had to get into their cars, and hurtle off, after the bride and groom, at the end of the ceremony.  He also told me that the bride was pregnant.  The journey was too far for her, so her car stopped at the side of the road because she needed to relieve her.

My friend said she was squatting behind her posh car, wedding dress around her waist, pissing into the dusty soil, and waving at her wedding guests as they drove past her, honking their horns.