Question about piss vandalism during parties

[randomiser 77]

I've clearly been going to the wrong parties all my life 😂

That said, I have been to lots of big indoor/outdoor type parties where the outdoor area became a communal toilet.  Usually separate areas for boys & girls, and usually not directly visible from the main party area, but everyone knew where to go.  The guys were warned not to invade the girls area (physical damage was clearly implied) so no sneaky peeking. 

Edited June 20 by randomiser

[Blue Dreams 76]

I guess I'm just too polite for that kind of things, even though it would certainly be a turn on. 🫣 I might have left some stains from wet panties though, and I pissed down a wall in the hallway of a club once.

[martan1258 148]

5 hours ago, Blue Dreams said:

I guess I'm just too polite for that kind of things, even though it would certainly be a turn on. 🫣 I might have left some stains from wet panties though, and I pissed down a wall in the hallway of a club once.

If you can piss on a wall in a club, you are not too polite to not pee on a carpet, especially if alcohol is involved 

[Blue Dreams 76]

Maybe. 😉 But then it's some person's home instead of some random business.

[jomnny 2]

On 5/5/2024 at 3:35 PM, weequeen said:

i’ve peed on furniture like sofas and chairs, or right on the floor. once i went into a walk-in closet which was carpeted and had my piss there. another time i was with a friend and we were both bursting for a piss and the bathroom was occupied and so i suggested we piss in a trash can - one of those small ones. i went first hovering over it and pissed in it. after that my friend took his dick out and peed in it too. by the time we were done it there was a lot of pee in it 😳

Wow,  that sounds quite amazing. But how do you really pee in someones sofa or chair at a party without anyone noticing it?

[jomnny 2]

On 6/15/2024 at 1:01 PM, swekiss said:

Even easier and faster for a woman wearing a dress or skirt with nothing under. And any pee stain on a wall will most likely be blamed on a male as well, so unless caught mid stream it is basically the perfect crime. 

Have you done this by the way? Please descrbie how you would do this in a sofa or chair at a party without getting caught?

[martan1258 148]

On 6/29/2024 at 6:54 PM, jomnny said:

Wow,  that sounds quite amazing. But how do you really pee in someones sofa or chair at a party without anyone noticing it?

A girl in short skirt without panties sits on a sofa, pees and the pee soaks in a cushion 

[JanePiss 54]

Here's how I always do it: as others have said wear no panties and a short skirt, preferably black.

Try not to sit on it when sitting down and the best place is right between fabric type couch cushions so my stream floods right down between when I lean slightly forward. It's actually better to be a little more forceful when peeing.

This way you can pretty much piss a whole bladder, even after drinking, right into their sofa without anyone knowing. I've done this multiple times in one night before at college parties.

If you create a small stain you can always "spill" some drink as you get up. It is still somewhat risky compared to elsewhere in the house like a bedroom but it feels so good to be pissing on some unsuspecting guys couch with people around.

 

Edited July 3 by JanePiss

[martan1258 148]

5 hours ago, JanePiss said:

Here's how I always do it: as others have said wear no panties and a short skirt, preferably black.

Try not to sit on it when sitting down and the best place is right between fabric type couch cushions so my stream floods right down between when I lean slightly forward. It's actually better to be a little more forceful when peeing.

This way you can pretty much piss a whole bladder, even after drinking, right into their sofa without anyone knowing. I've done this multiple times in one night before at college parties.

If you create a small stain you can always "spill" some drink as you get up. It is still somewhat risky compared to elsewhere in the house like a bedroom but it feels so good to be pissing on some unsuspecting guys couch with people around.

 

The couch must smell really bad afterwards. You left 1 liter of piss there if you did it multiple times...

For guys best is to use empty rooms. Your toilet is everywhere where you cant be seen 😂

[JanePiss 54]

8 hours ago, martan1258 said:

The couch must smell really bad afterwards. You left 1 liter of piss there if you did it multiple times...

For guys best is to use empty rooms. Your toilet is everywhere where you cant be seen 😂

I don't think it smelt at the time. I was very hydrated and there was alcohol smells to mask it too. Once it dried it might have done, it was a lot of piss (but it was a big fabric sofa which almost touched the ground so I wasn't too worried about it soaking through and being seen). Not my problem.

Empty rooms are much easier and carpet is a lot of fun to leave a wet patch on.

[Blue Dreams 76]

2 hours ago, JanePiss said:

Once it dried it might have done, it was a lot of piss

Don't worry. Dried pee never really smells. You'd have to put many more loads there for a scent to develope, and if the fabric was dark, even the stains might not be visible. Pushing a full bladder right into the couch is pretty hot. Did you know the guy whos couch it was?

Edited July 4 by Blue Dreams

[wetwetpeparti7 1]

On 6/28/2024 at 2:23 AM, Blue Dreams said:

I guess I'm just too polite for that kind of things, even though it would certainly be a turn on. 🫣 I might have left some stains from wet panties though, and I pissed down a wall in the hallway of a club once.

So do that for your husband

 

[wetwetpeparti7 1]

Chen b

[swekiss 663]

On 6/29/2024 at 7:00 PM, jomnny said:

Have you done this by the way? Please descrbie how you would do this in a sofa or chair at a party without getting caught?

Unfortunately not, I don't go to that many parties at all and if I do I 100% know the person and don't want to do it to them. If left alone a few seconds in a strangers home I would most likely concider it, like if the person I'm in a room with says they have to go pee. Then I know I have like a minute to my self and could find a suitable place for my own pee. Like under a chair cushion or something that would go unnoticed.

In a chair or sofa for me, it would have to be one that's in a secluded room or like the basement or something where noone is. I'd simply stand beside it and spray it. I actually did exactly that once (ok, twice) but that wasn't in a party setting, so OT.

[JanePiss 54]

7 hours ago, Blue Dreams said:

Don't worry. Dried pee never really smells. You'd have to put many more loads there for a scent to develope, and if the fabric was dark, even the stains might not be visible. Pushing a full bladder right into the couch is pretty hot. Did you know the guy whos couch it was?

No, it was a friend of a friend otherwise I wouldn't want to pee in a way where it would be discovered eventually.

[Kevin 469]

On 6/20/2024 at 1:12 PM, martan1258 said:

 Everything can easily end in everyone pissing on the hosts bed 😄 

Yeah lmfao, I remember one time me and some other dudes decided to use some couch in the owner's bed as makeshift urinal. Other dudes joined and it became an official urinal for the men, but as it became completely drenched in piss we took out clothes from the closets and drawers and put them on the couch to piss on them as they absorb and the space of the closet was turned into another urinal. 

By that time the owner was too drunk to care and frankly he was an asshole.

On 6/20/2024 at 1:12 PM, martan1258 said:

My point was to show that party vandalism takes many forms and is not just about pissing. It's about the overall attitude of the guests.

On 7/4/2024 at 11:09 AM, JanePiss said:

 

What kind of vandalism have you witnessed ?

 

[Kevin 469]

On 6/18/2024 at 5:55 PM, martan1258 said:

Together while having fun you turn the entire house or at least some parts into a convenient urinal for everyone. Have fun and dont bother finding an always occupied toilet 😁 its unnecessary. 

I like how you phrase it, most of the time once the guests start pissing anywhere it's random. It's up to each individual to find a good spot, but sometimes ppl officially declare some places as common urinals. Like ppl discuss and we agree that this room, this couch and this bed are to be used as urinals by everyone. Like one time we decided to split one bedroom for the men and one bedroom for the women.

It's fascinating how once you broke the ice no one cares, you'll find people just urinating everywhere, not giving a fuck that they're trashing someone's place 

On 6/18/2024 at 5:55 PM, martan1258 said:

The organiser will obviously be not happy about his house drenched in piss and stinking like a public toilet, but its not your problem 

Of course he won't, the guests of the party decided to just relieve themselves in his home without any care about his stuff. But honestly suck for them I guess, when you make a party be sure to lock the room cause it's normal for ppl to piss wherever they can lol. Once I forgot to lock my bedroom when I hosted a party and by the time I thought about it and locked it some people's had used it to piss lol.

[peeman89 30]

10 hours ago, Kevin said:

I like how you phrase it, most of the time once the guests start pissing anywhere it's random. It's up to each individual to find a good spot, but sometimes ppl officially declare some places as common urinals. Like ppl discuss and we agree that this room, this couch and this bed are to be used as urinals by everyone. Like one time we decided to split one bedroom for the men and one bedroom for the women.

It's fascinating how once you broke the ice no one cares, you'll find people just urinating everywhere, not giving a fuck that they're trashing someone's place 

Of course he won't, the guests of the party decided to just relieve themselves in his home without any care about his stuff. But honestly suck for them I guess, when you make a party be sure to lock the room cause it's normal for ppl to piss wherever they can lol. Once I forgot to lock my bedroom when I hosted a party and by the time I thought about it and locked it some people's had used it to piss lol.

Hot 🔥 🔥 😈💦💦💦 sucks to be you though 

[martan1258 148]

On 7/7/2024 at 11:55 PM, Kevin said:

Yeah lmfao, I remember one time me and some other dudes decided to use some couch in the owner's bed as makeshift urinal. Other dudes joined and it became an official urinal for the men, but as it became completely drenched in piss we took out clothes from the closets and drawers and put them on the couch to piss on them as they absorb and the space of the closet was turned into another urinal. 

By that time the owner was too drunk to care and frankly he was an asshole.

What kind of vandalism have you witnessed ?

 

Good job with the couch. It must have been completely trashed. Where did the girls go? Noone would use toilet if the party went this far 😅 maybe some bedroom carpet?

[Kevin 469]

On 7/11/2024 at 10:08 AM, peeman89 said:

Hot 🔥 🔥 😈💦💦💦 sucks to be you though 

Yeah I mean I had to clean afterwards but luckily I thought a out it quick so there was not many peoples that used my bedroom to piss. There was only stains on two corners.

Funny thing is that I caught someone pissing, he was standing in front of a corner and used it as urinal. It was one of my friend so he just kept on pissing and told me that I shouldn't have left my bedroom open to which I laughed. No hard feelings, I've done way worse.

[Kevin 469]

8 hours ago, martan1258 said:

Good job with the couch. It must have been completely trashed. Where did the girls go? Noone would use toilet if the party went this far 😅 maybe some bedroom carpet?

The girls went to the owner's little brother's bedroom, I've heard they pissed on the carpet and on his bed.

[martan1258 148]

On 7/12/2024 at 3:41 PM, Kevin said:

The girls went to the owner's little brother's bedroom, I've heard they pissed on the carpet and on his bed.

I like how girls are more often hiding  it or hesitating a little, but convinience wins every time. Why use a toilet at a party where everyone pisses everywhere? 😄 If I was at this party I would never use it. First some more hidden places and later more and more open and by the end every room is a toilet 😄 

[Kevin 469]

15 hours ago, martan1258 said:

I like how girls are more often hiding  it or hesitating a little, but convinience wins every time. Why use a toilet at a party where everyone pisses everywhere? 😄 If I was at this party I would never use it. First some more hidden places and later more and more open and by the end every room is a toilet 😄 

Yeah, it always start by hidden places and by the end of the party you pass by a dude using the fridge as urinal.

[just_a_pee_fan 74]

48 minutes ago, Kevin said:

Yeah, it always start by hidden places and by the end of the party you pass by a dude using the fridge as urinal.

A fridge? Thats brutal. But honestly sexy af. I would personally probably piss all over a TV or a microwave. To the point of destroying it completely

[Kevin 469]

15 hours ago, just_a_pee_fan said:

A fridge? Thats brutal. But honestly sexy af. I would personally probably piss all over a TV or a microwave. To the point of destroying it completely

Yeah it happen sometimes lmfao, just like I saw girls using the oven as toilet. And yeah nice spots !!