Men frequently come to piss against my house

[BadBoy21 661]

Fuck I would love to live in a house like that, guys constantly pissing there.  I'd be coming or going and I'd just have to move out of the way because some guy is pissing on my door.  

[PeeFreely0 17]

On 8/28/2024 at 3:08 PM, BadBoy21 said:

Fuck I would love to live in a house like that, guys constantly pissing there.  I'd be coming or going and I'd just have to move out of the way because some guy is pissing on my door.  

Me too. My dream would live near a bar with lots of beer drinkers in attendance. I would set my yard and side fence up to give them great places to piss. It would be my honor to host all their bladder contents. 

[MidoriLemonade85 2,367]

On 1/7/2024 at 6:01 PM, Kevin said:

I thought I should share this with you, I hope you'll be interested ! 🙂

I live in this old European city so sometimes the urban planning can be quite different than American ones. My house is an old one, it's taller than it is large and the front wall is literally on the street, there is no garden in between. So when I open my front door I'm in the street. On one side of my house, well there is another house but on the other side I got a little space where I can park my car and store some stuff.

Needless to say that, men will be men, and it's the perfect place to piss, so more often than not it has been used as urinal by men. Some are bolder than other and piss on the street on the wall of the house, I can watch them through the window. They don't give a fuck, sometimes I store soda cans and all, dudes would just come to the corner and empty their bladder on the soda cans, they just don't care.

But it become something else when there is a big event in the city and the streets become public toilets for men ! One day literally dozens of men went to piss on my house, my car was in a sea of urine. Many just pissed on my porch and on my front door, so many in fact that their piss went under my door and flooded the entryway!! 

Sounds amazing. Do women pee there too? 

[peeman89 54]

42 minutes ago, PeeFreely0 said:

Me too. My dream would live near a bar with lots of beer drinkers in attendance. I would set my yard and side fence up to give them great places to piss. It would be my honor to host all their bladder contents. 

Id love to pee along your house.....do you leave your car unlocked hehehehe 😈 

[Kevin 655]

7 hours ago, MidoriLemonade85 said:

Sounds amazing. Do women pee there too? 

Now that you mention it, I've never seen any woman piss there.

[Kevin 655]

On 8/29/2024 at 12:08 AM, BadBoy21 said:

Fuck I would love to live in a house like that, guys constantly pissing there.  I'd be coming or going and I'd just have to move out of the way because some guy is pissing on my door.  

It happened to me more than once lmfao sometimes I open the door from the inside while someone is urinating on it lol.

[peeman89 54]

7 hours ago, Kevin said:

It happened to me more than once lmfao sometimes I open the door from the inside while someone is urinating on it lol.

I'd love to pee on your door 🚪 

[Kevin 655]

Okay so smth kinda crazy happened today my neighbors had people coming to work on their roof, there were 4 workers. They seemed to think that I wasn't home. So they constantly used the usual spot as urinal.

I was spying on them the whole time, they were talking about the stuff they were doing while power washing my walls with piss. At one point, after the third time pissing there they began having fun waving their cock and all, they pissed on the door. One of them targeted the handle laughing.

But at one moment my neighbors came to talk to them while they were pissing, and he started pissing too. I couldn't believe it, he just came in next to them and took out his cock and started pissing.

 

All of the workers must've pissed like 5 times each, they also littered a lot. Like they bought McDonald for their break and just dropped every trash in front of the wall and kept pissing on them afterward. They left the place flooded with urine, reeking of piss with trash and remnants of food soaked in it.

[peeman89 54]

2 minutes ago, Kevin said:

Okay so smth kinda crazy happened today my neighbors had people coming to work on their roof, there were 4 workers. They seemed to think that I wasn't home. So they constantly used the usual spot as urinal.

I was spying on them the whole time, they were talking about the stuff they were doing while power washing my walls with piss. At one point, after the third time pissing there they began having fun waving their cock and all, they pissed on the door. One of them targeted the handle laughing.

But at one moment my neighbors came to talk to them while they were pissing, and he started pissing too. I couldn't believe it, he just came in next to them and took out his cock and started pissing.

 

All of the workers must've pissed like 5 times each, they also littered a lot. Like they bought McDonald for their break and just dropped every trash in front of the wall and kept pissing on them afterward. They left the place flooded with urine, reeking of piss with trash and remnants of food soaked in it.

Damn dude would've loved to seen it 

...id probably join too

[Kevin 655]

Just now, peeman89 said:

Damn dude would've loved to seen it 

...id probably join too

These workers pissed like racehorses man, and they piss smelled so fucking bad !!

They also hocked a lot of loogies. At one moment during their break they had fun Hocking loogies on my window.

[peeman89 54]

Kevin have you ever hosted a house party though 

[Kevin 655]

Yeah, several times.

[peeman89 54]

5 minutes ago, Kevin said:

Yeah, several times.

Has people peed in your room or other places especially the Men 

[Kevin 655]

2 minutes ago, peeman89 said:

Has people peed in your room or other places especially the Men 

It happened but it's very very rare, most of the time I lock every room and the guests go to piss in the garden.

But yeah I can remember a time I forgot to lock my bedroom and some people pissed in it, I remember quickly though so I think only 3 people did it. Cuz when I entered there As already a puddle plus two dudes pissing, one of which was my friend with whom I go to the gym, he was shamelessly urinating in a corner. I waited for them to finish and closet the door. Nothing on the scale that I saw at other people's house.

[peeman89 54]

3 minutes ago, Kevin said:

It happened but it's very very rare, most of the time I lock every room and the guests go to piss in the garden.

But yeah I can remember a time I forgot to lock my bedroom and some people pissed in it, I remember quickly though so I think only 3 people did it. Cuz when I entered there As already a puddle plus two dudes pissing, one of which was my friend with whom I go to the gym, he was shamelessly urinating in a corner. I waited for them to finish and closet the door. Nothing on the scale that I saw at other people's house.

Ah..... wouldn't it be fun if we met and went to a house party together or something 

[TylerHasFun 1,106]

4 hours ago, Kevin said:

Okay so smth kinda crazy happened today my neighbors had people coming to work on their roof, there were 4 workers. They seemed to think that I wasn't home. So they constantly used the usual spot as urinal.

I was spying on them the whole time, they were talking about the stuff they were doing while power washing my walls with piss. At one point, after the third time pissing there they began having fun waving their cock and all, they pissed on the door. One of them targeted the handle laughing.

But at one moment my neighbors came to talk to them while they were pissing, and he started pissing too. I couldn't believe it, he just came in next to them and took out his cock and started pissing.

 

All of the workers must've pissed like 5 times each, they also littered a lot. Like they bought McDonald for their break and just dropped every trash in front of the wall and kept pissing on them afterward. They left the place flooded with urine, reeking of piss with trash and remnants of food soaked in it.

Nice show bro.  When I was in construction I used to piss from the roof lol. Look out below

[peeman89 54]

18 minutes ago, TylerHasFun said:

Nice show bro.  When I was in construction I used to piss from the roof lol. Look out below

Lol 😂 😂 unless they wanted to get pissed on 

[SVN 33]

On 8/29/2024 at 12:08 AM, BadBoy21 said:

Fuck I would love to live in a house like that, guys constantly pissing there.  I'd be coming or going and I'd just have to move out of the way because some guy is pissing on my door.  

I would be more than happy to come around and just whip my cock nd balls out and piss on your door and walls and windows. If you open the door when I'm taking a piss, I'll just hose you down bro. You'r gonna get wet! The smell of all the piss of my and other jocks will  be so fucking bad.

[BadBoy21 661]

5 hours ago, SVN said:

I would be more than happy to come around and just whip my cock nd balls out and piss on your door and walls and windows. If you open the door when I'm taking a piss, I'll just hose you down bro. You'r gonna get wet! The smell of all the piss of my and other jocks will  be so fucking bad.

I can't lie dude, that sounds perfect to me.  I open the door and you lazily pissing about, and you see me and just decide to turn and soak me.  No care in the world.  

[peeman89 54]

1 hour ago, BadBoy21 said:

I can't lie dude, that sounds perfect to me.  I open the door and you lazily pissing about, and you see me and just decide to turn and soak me.  No care in the world.  

Can I come up to your porch and start peeing against the house 🏠 and on door Etc 

[Kevin 655]

8 hours ago, SVN said:

I would be more than happy to come around and just whip my cock nd balls out and piss on your door and walls and windows. If you open the door when I'm taking a piss, I'll just hose you down bro. You'r gonna get wet! The smell of all the piss of my and other jocks will  be so fucking bad.

It happened once lol, a dude was drunk and pissing on my door. When I opened he didn't react and started hosing down my leg lol, I just closed the door to let him finish and went to change my pant, it made me laugh lol.

[SVN 33]

17 hours ago, BadBoy21 said:

I can't lie dude, that sounds perfect to me.  I open the door and you lazily pissing about, and you see me and just decide to turn and soak me.  No care in the world.  

Yeah I don't fucking care. If it's convenient for me to piss there I'll just go ahead and do it. Maybe I'll laugh at you or I'll just say 'Yo bro' and keep on pissing. Lol. And I know you'll like it.

[Kevin 655]

21 minutes ago, SVN said:

Yeah I don't fucking care. If it's convenient for me to piss there I'll just go ahead and do it. Maybe I'll laugh at you or I'll just say 'Yo bro' and keep on pissing. Lol. And I know you'll like it.

What if he forget to close his door and go to do groceries while you and your friends need a place to piss ?

[SVN 33]

16 minutes ago, Kevin said:

What if he forget to close his door and go to do groceries while you and your friends need a place to piss ?

We'll just walk in, casually, and ruin his whole fucking house. Break the windows, make a mess in every room and trow our beer cans everywhere. We'll piss on his couch, in his kitchen, on the walls, on the floors... The house would be trashed and will reek afterwards.

[Kevin 655]

1 hour ago, SVN said:

We'll just walk in, casually, and ruin his whole fucking house. Break the windows, make a mess in every room and trow our beer cans everywhere. We'll piss on his couch, in his kitchen, on the walls, on the floors... The house would be trashed and will reek afterwards.

If he's away for the whole weekend you'll make a huge party and turn his house into a giant urinal lol