InsertName’s pee adventures

[colette888 6,967]

55 minutes ago, InsertName said:

Hahaha thanks! I know detailing being clumsy isn’t classically “sexy,” but it’s real and I’ve reached an age where I realized a lot of my anxiety when I was a younger adult was because I thought everyone else was perfect. So I like to normalize weaknesses (aka developing skills 😘)

Dear, while I can grasp the meaning of this declaration of yours, I'd like to dispute the concept the "clumpsy" and "sexy" cannot co-exist...

[InsertName 572]

I had a chance for my absolute favorite type of piss today; I love a low-squat, high pressure outdoor piss. It’s so satisfying especially when I can see my piss pooling https://www.erome.com/a/wNDqKLSV

[glad1 2,832]

It certainly appears you had some pressure. It was especially satisfying watching.

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

6 hours ago, InsertName said:

I had a chance for my absolute favorite type of piss today; I love a low-squat, high pressure outdoor piss. It’s so satisfying especially when I can see my piss pooling https://www.erome.com/a/wNDqKLSV

Great view! The relief was very long, high-pressure and surely satisfying.

[InsertName 572]

I’ve had a hard time sneaking away long enough to write up details of my recent pees, but I’ll try to briefly catch up. At this link, the first video was after I drove around long enough to find a path that looked empty. I wandered up it for a bit before sneaking off to pee.
 

The second one is at a fairly open and busy park, but mostly it’s busy in the parking lot where people seem to take breaks in their cars and over on the tennis courts. it’s a huge lot, so I initially started peeing into a cup in my car on the empty side of the lot, but an SUV pulled in not too far from me. They had a height vantage point and likely could see in my car if they wanted, but I was able to sneak things away before they parked. I decided I would walk a bit along that quiet side of the park and see what looked hidden enough. I took the cup I’d peed in as well as some other garbage from my car to be discreet and threw it in the garbage can before I walked along the tree line and behind some empty ball fields. I climbed down an embankment and had a tiny pee since some had already gone in the cup. When I came back up, I wandered for a bit to make it less obvious. Then I sat in my car for a few minutes organizing some paperwork. This absolutely handsome man stepped out of the SUV and carried a clear bottle of light yellow liquid over to the bin. I’d like to imagine he’s a PeeFan too 😁

https://www.erome.com/a/mdBETtDG

[InsertName 572]

I’ve also added a couple of new videos of peeing near the riverbank. One of them is the first time I’ve ever peed into a body of water. Not much made it directly in, but some did and it was fun. https://www.erome.com/a/wNDqKLSV

[Alfresco 11,629]

Lovely peeing there @InsertName.  I love the way your stream splits and moves around.   Means you end up with wet legs, but I hope you don't find that too much of an issue 🙂 

[InsertName 572]

6 hours ago, Alfresco said:

Lovely peeing there @InsertName.  I love the way your stream splits and moves around.   Means you end up with wet legs, but I hope you don't find that too much of an issue 🙂 

The level of “issue” depends on the day. I’m not sure why my stream does that now (it didn’t used to), but I plan to enjoy practicing as often as possible. 

[Alfresco 11,629]

15 hours ago, InsertName said:

I plan to enjoy practicing as often as possible. 

Well, definitely worth practicing - You need as much of a data sample set as possible to work out the circumstances under which the "issue" is occurring and to what extent.   

It could be how your lips impact the flow - you may find that if you use your hand to open up the area, it would give an unimpeded route from the urethra and then you could develop a direct flow.   Entirely up to you of course, but could be another thought for further experimentation.

[InsertName 572]

7 hours ago, Alfresco said:

It could be how your lips impact the flow - you may find that if you use your hand to open up the area, it would give an unimpeded route from the urethra and then you could develop a direct flow.

I agree and plan to experiment with how far to spread them etc (too far and it’s messy too) in relation to how much force I use. In any case, I’ve been really enjoying recording myself for my own future pleasure when I can’t sneak away for a fun pee and if I’m holding my pants in one hand and my camera in the other, maybe I need a volunteer to hold my pussy 🤭

[glad1 2,832]

3 minutes ago, InsertName said:

I agree and plan to experiment with how far to spread them etc (too far and it’s messy too) in relation to how much force I use. In any case, I’ve been really enjoying recording myself for my own future pleasure when I can’t sneak away for a fun pee and if I’m holding my pants in one hand and my camera in the other, maybe I need a volunteer to hold my pussy 🤭

In cased you ever need a volunteer, apparently I'm very good at giving direction. 🤣

[InsertName 572]

I woke up this morning bursting to pee, but I had no fun options at hand. I decided to hop in my morning shower and rub myself a bit while peeing before I washed up. The moment the cool water hit my skin, my willpower gave in and my bladder released a wide, strong stream of pee before I was even ready to play. It felt wonderful anyway. 

After that, I decided to work in a park for the morning. I’d been drinking iced coffee and water and just as I decided it was time to pee again, cars began pulling in. It took maybe 30 minutes before the lot cleared out again, so I took my opportunity https://www.erome.com/a/gHhrVcK9

[InsertName 572]

Still working from my car in this beautiful park, I needed to pee again so I walked into the woods a bit and saw a pine tree. I’ve always wanted to piss under a pine. They smell lovely, the ground is all smooth with the long needles, the underside of the tree is easy to walk into, and there is still decent coverage. 
 

After another pee where my labia interrupted my stream, splitting it into two, I noticed I’d sprayed an old crumbling tissue (shown in the bottom left of the picture). Maybe one of you was here before me? 😘 https://www.erome.com/a/P6tmQZBH

[InsertName 572]

A few days ago, I woke up early but the day was already bright. I needed to pee but knew I’d not be able to sneak away, so I cracked my window and used my funnel to relieve myself https://www.erome.com/a/A34DJGnW

[InsertName 572]

I was driving home last night when I decided there was no reason to wait. I pulled off in a secluded area and had a lovely piss https://www.erome.com/a/K2oqbBOT

[InsertName 572]

The other day, I made use of a nearby garage, and it felt fucking amazing https://www.erome.com/a/BYQSStgZ

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7 hours ago, InsertName said:

The other day, I made use of a nearby garage, and it felt fucking amazing https://www.erome.com/a/BYQSStgZ

Beautiful stream made me hard thanks 😘

[InsertName 572]

I’ve been super busy and not often alone, but I had a couple minutes today to sneak behind a garden wall https://www.erome.com/a/UJolEOYx

[glad1 2,832]

Looks like you desperately needed that. 

Oh, to be that lucky leaf! 😁

 

[Alfresco 11,629]

Lovely jet there.   Thank you @InsertName

[InsertName 572]

I woke up aching to piss this morning. My lower abdomen was slightly painful and my urinary opening was pleasantly tingling from the pressure of not releasing. It’s a beautiful morning here. The sun is fully out though not yet bright, so I took off my pajama shorts, popped on my fuzzy robe, and went outside with my coffee. As I’ve mentioned before, my yard has no privacy. The closest I can come to it is if I somewhat hide in longer branches of shrubs along my front porch. So that’s what I did. 

I took my coffee and sat in my lawn chair with my robe pulled out from beneath me. I positioned a urinary funnel between my labia and my pussy screamed for relief warning me not to tease because it couldn’t hold on much longer. I slowly let my muscles relax and a stream began splashing onto the porch boards beneath me. If I had been standing, I could have aimed onto the ground but I would have been visible to the whole block standing inside a bush. 

My body wanted more than a slow release of pressure and muscle spasms, similar to orgasmic contractions, pressed bursts of piss from my body. They flooded the funnel and overflowed my warm urine against my sensitive lips and through the chair’s mesh seat. After a few such bursts, I just removed the funnel and allowed my body to just take control. 

My piss splashed off the boards, lightly spraying mist onto my lower legs and feet. As my stream came to an end (wouldn’t it be amazing to be able to piss until you want to be done?) I became aware of how loud it was. My stream splashing onto the porch with the subsequent trickle of it hitting the dirt below seemed like anyone outside would be instantly aware of what was happening. But I think I was out here by myself. I don’t really know though; I'm still sitting hidden behind the shrubs letting the chilled morning breeze dry my cunt. https://www.erome.com/a/MYGnoLrB

Edited August 5, 2023 by InsertName
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[Alfresco 11,629]

Lovely account of a great morning pee and the video made it all the better, thank you.  

[DoctorDoctor 1,391]

7 hours ago, InsertName said:

My body wanted more than a slow release of pressure and muscle spasms, similar to orgasmic contractions, pressed bursts of piss from my body. They flooded the funnel and overflowed my warm urine against my sensitive lips and through the chair’s mesh seat. After a few such bursts, I just removed the funnel and allowed my body to just take control. 

 

@InsertName This part of the description is very hot!

[WetMart 1,128]

Looks like you needed to piss, great video as are your others, thanks for sharing.

[WetMart 1,128]

On 6/10/2023 at 7:08 PM, InsertName said:I worried pissing on a tree was too dull for members here and almost didn’t write it up. 

I loved your description of you pissing on the tree , was really fucking good, love to see a recording if you decide to do it again. I have pissed up a few trees myself and it always feels good.