Pub crawl? More like crawling towards the loo to pee

[Rosita 630]

Hi !

I'm back after my small break and decided to share a short tale of desperation which was pretty much my own doing. Oh well..

Last month, my friends and I went on a pub crawl, for my birthday. I was dressed all fancy in white co-ords and sparkles, feeling quite modelesque I must say. 

Anyway, we checked into a pub at 7 and by half 9, I was aware of my growing need to pee. I ignored it, thinking that I can always use the loo at our next pub, since we were on our way out anyway. Now me being the silly Sally that I am, didn't even go to the bathroom at our next pub, you know WHY?    Because, I forgot.

I was so into drinking and dancing and making jokes that I was oblivious of how I was subconsciously squeezing my legs or squirming on the seat every minute or so. By the time, we went to the last pub it was around half past 12 and I was desperate af, having holding it in for close to 3 hours then. Any logical person in this scenario would rush for the toilets, but not me no, for I do be lacking any logic whilst drunk. So instead I ... decided to hold it all in and continued drinking / chatting. Smart. I know. Haha.

At around 1, I had this brief moment of clarity like all drunk folks do at some point and realised that my panties were ever so slightly damp and if I don't go pee then I'd essentially be wetting myself. Now, I was wearing a white bralette with a white lowrise fishtail shaped skirt (that also had a slit) and a sparkly chain accentuating my curves, which does sound fancy, but the skirt, my thong and the waist chain, were all digging on to my bladder and pressing onto my stomach, thus accelerating my desperation even more. 

I made my way to the bathrooms and given my situation I was convinced that I would be wetting myself before I even get to the cubicles. Every time I took a step towards the door I could feel myself losing a tiny spurt, and pee dripping down my legs. For a brief moment, I was even thinking if I would end up in jail should I let go in the sinks lmaooo.

Anyway it took me a whole 15 minutes or so to get to one of the cubicles and as soon as I got in, I lost another spurt. Making no haste, I pulled my skirt out of the way, pushed my panties to the side through the slit of my skirt. Usually when I have been holding for a long time, I dribble for the first few seconds before I can let out a weak stream of pee. Though not this time. I started gushing an enormous amount of pee the moment I pulled my thong to the side, missing the seat completely btw but boy the relief I was feeling was out-worldly. I pissed on and on in thick streams, which took a good 30 or so seconds to slow down to a normal speed, whilst moaning softly throughout. However, my stream was showing no signs of stopping and neither was it losing it's momentum. At one point I was even worried that I'd probably be stuck peeing for all eternity hahaha ( - my drunk brain thinking drunk things - ). I can't tell for how long I peed but it has to be close to 2 mins or atleast a min and a half, so much so that I felt as if I've lost a couple of pounds after that. 

 

 

[Kingfisher28 272]

Wonderful how you remember it so well. I bet you are not the only one has come so close to wetting them self's. 

[gldenwetgoose 21,493]

Love it - and huge thanks for sharing!

[Kupar 13,340]

Wow! The sort of pee that lingers in the memory ❤️. Thanks x

[Havelock 1,526]

Pub crawls are a great excuse for peeing outside. Oops, I forgot to pee before leaving the last pub. I’ll just have a pee on the walk to the next pub.

[Rosita 630]

3 hours ago, Havelock said:

Pub crawls are a great excuse for peeing outside. Oops, I forgot to pee before leaving the last pub. I’ll just have a pee on the walk to the next pub.

That is true haha. Its known as nature's call for a reason and roads are a part of nature; well, ish.. 

[Rosita 630]

3 hours ago, Kingfisher28 said:

Wonderful how you remember it so well. I bet you are not the only one has come so close to wetting them self's. 

I don't think I'll ever forget how close I came to wetting myself haha. And nah almost every girl in that queue seemed desperate enough. Some were even crouching on the floor lol

[Rosita 630]

3 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Love it - and huge thanks for sharing!

Thank you !

[Rosita 630]

3 hours ago, Kupar said:

Wow! The sort of pee that lingers in the memory ❤️. Thanks x

It surely does haha xx

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 381]

Such a sexy story

Really enjoyed reading it

Love when girls are stuck bursting in queues ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[Rosita 630]

8 hours ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:

Such a sexy story

Really enjoyed reading it

Love when girls are stuck bursting in queues ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

It is quite nervewracking tho when it's truly accidental :")

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 381]

Just now, Rosita said:

It is quite nervewracking tho when it's truly accidental :")

Yes...I'd imagine it is...but that's what I love 🙈🙈

Would you have tried to cut into the men's?

[Rosita 630]

2 minutes ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:

Yes...I'd imagine it is...but that's what I love 🙈🙈

Would you have tried to cut into the men's?

Omg no not at all ! That's scary business 

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 381]

Just now, Rosita said:

Omg no not at all ! That's scary business 

Why so scary?

We're nice

[Rosita 630]

Just now, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:

Why so scary?

We're nice

Please, the very thought of it is so scary, Wdym 😭💀 

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 381]

Just now, Rosita said:

Please, the very thought of it is so scary, Wdym 😭💀 

I men most men don't mind a lady who can't wait in line coming to use the facilities 

Most of us don't mind a lady taking a peak either...if you're into that 😏

[Johnboy777 3,888]

14 hours ago, Rosita said:

That is true haha. Its known as nature's call for a reason and roads are a part of nature; well, ish.. 

Trees, bushes, and even grass are all parts of Mother Nature, which is why they become urinals for men, and yes sometimes females too.