BEACH ADVENTURE!

[colette888 6,968]

Yesterday has been a summer-like kind of day , quite warm & sunny .

As I often do in the late morning , one of the beaches was my destination .

But then the seas were extremely rough and the tide was full when I arrived there , so I had to direct myself to the rocks nearby .

There were already quite a few people lying on their towels & under multi-coloured sun-umbrellas .

I noticed there were a few older guys alone , some standing , others seated , probably there to watch girls in bikinis to get a sexual kick ...

So , as I usually do , I looked for a place next to another woman , knowing that it's much more difficult to be bothered when we seem to be accompanied .

Being a random process , I suppose the "fate" indicated to me where to roll down my towel , a meter or so from a girl who was lying on her back .

After the initial reciprocal smile , out of courtesy , we both minded our businesses , she was reading and I was checking my phone in search of some music .

It was only after more than an hour that we happened to talk to each other .

The bottle of her sun-lotion had rolled down landing at my feet , just a few centimetres from the cliff-edge , so I collected and handed it to her .

She thanked me and took the opportunity to ask my opinion about the weather and the sea-conditions .

Five minutes later I was seated just besides her , having laid my towel along hers .

Her name is Ann , 22 yrs old , from Birmingham , here with her Bf for a short vacation .

She was alone because he was in town taking care of the rental-car and some accommodation problems .

Very slim , slightly taller than me , wearing a discreet dark-blue bikini , which is certainly quite unappealing .

But her pitch-black hair on the milky skin is more than enough to attract attention , unlike the breasts which are barely shaped .

I think we spent at least half-an-hour getting to know each other a little , in the formal way .

By the time we had touched all the usual Q's & A's , it was half past one .

Many people had left but quite a few were still around us .

The beach and ocean were really unreachable , the waves being enormous and breaking violently against the coastline amid huge clouds of sticky spray .

While I was watching that impressive sight , Ann was nervously moving her feet , like when following a rhythmic sound .

Then she was standing , with a worried glimpse in her eyes , like a prey getting ready to escape ...

« anything wrong , Ann ? » - I asked, sensing problems .

« Well , Carla , I must go » she said without explaining further .

« Ah , OK , it was nice to have met you , I hope you keep enjoying your holidays » and I lifted myself to shake hands and wave her goodbye ...

« No , really , you know what I mean ... are there toilets nearby ? » she made sure I understood pressing both hands on the tummy while showing a grim look on her face .

I answered truthfully : « For what I know , there is no public bathroom , unless you go to town which is a couple of kilometers away ... » 

« Aah , that's annoying .... » her voice was quivering while she kept staring at the horizon .

Then she moved some steps away from me , probably to check any option .

It was quite obvious to both of us that on those rocks there's no shelter whatsoever , it's a barren ground where one cannot hide at all .

So I avoided saying anything .

When I'm there , I usually go to pee in the Ocean , I'm aware that if I did anywhere else , I would certainly be unprotected from indiscreet eyes .

The bushes behind the cliff are too tiny to offer cover , and face a busy road .

So really Ann had no choice : being unable to reach the sea , she had to walk more than half-an-hour to relieve herself in a private place .

Unless she decided not to bother & peed herself nonchalantly , the way I would have done if I had found myself in a similar situation .

But I refrained from suggesting that to her , fearing to be easily misinterpreted .

So I only commented : « Well , I see that it's convenient to keep moving .... » and made her laugh nervously !!

She did keep moving but , of course , that wasn't the solution to her problem .

When she reached her towel again , things developed quite quickly .

Looking straight into my inquisitive eyes , she whispered only the indispensable words to explain her resolution : « if you help , we do it here » .

I nodded nicely and asked what she expected from me .

In reply I was handed a small white spongy towel , which she took out of her bag .

« Come really close and please stick it like a flag to make me hide behind , I cannot wait much longer ... » but when she added giggling « don't worry , I'll be careful not to splash you » I raised my voice above hers : « not here !!! »

I hurried to indicate a more suitable spot , pointing towards where the rocks are uneven and rougher , with deep cracks , one of which could have been quite useful to make the process easier .

Without listening to any objection , I rushed there , followed closely by her .

I chose a smooth tilted stone where she could sit comfortably , being sure the flow of piss would have found a convenient way down from there .

Unfortunately there were two older couples lying down at a very close distance , but they seemed to me less curious and intrusive  than some men alone on the prowl further up .

Anyway there was no better place for what Ann had to do , definitely !

She turned her head down when I bent to be in an assisting position .

Her right hand was firmly holding the huge towel she had used to sunbathe on .

Having decided to build a sort of a shield around her , I gave a nod when she sat wrapping her waist .

Then I secured a front covering , holding the material I was carrying as if it was the side of a little tent .

Ann gave me an intense , deep , look ; then directed the eyes around to make sure nobody else was staring at her ; after some hesitation she seemed to find confidence when she sat on the stone .

But quite soon she moved again , doubling the right leg , securing herself to the ground on one hand and lifting the bum until she felt in a comfortable position .

Then fumbling a little , she finally freed her crotch siding with two fingers on the bikini bottom .

Ann's pussy is completely shaven , but on the mound above , a shade of tiny hair is present , reaching and partially covering the protruding hood of the clitoral shaft .

I stared at that vision , completely speechless  .. everything was in full splendour , just a few centimetres from my eyes .

Ann was using two fingers to gently spread the meaty labia , but seemed to easily lose the necessary concentration .

So nothing gushed out of her for at least a full minute .

While waiting patiently , I tried to convey a reassuring and friendly attitude .

But , of course , down inside my bikini , I was scorching and extremely wet ... 

When her first spout definitely appeared , after a couple of failed attempts , restraining from masturbation and a very easy climax became quite problematic for me .

I succeeded in controlling myself but couldn't avoid saying : « C'm on Ann , do it all ! »

Like obeying my order , Ann unleashed a torrent of pee , at times violent and abundant .

But she made sure to show me her total control , keeping the flow intermittent , alternating powerful gushes with spells of idleness , when only a few shy drops stayed on her skin slowly trickling towards the tiny asshole , which was also in full sight from where I was positioned . 

I honestly don't know if any of the people on those rocks realized what was going on behind the little shelter built around Ann's waist .

Possibly some must have perceived that she was relieving her bladder , but I think didn't mind much .

What is certain is that I was the only spectator of such a thorough show , which lasted long enough to make me extremely excited ...

After the piss , she didn't cover up straight away , stayed there open and spread even when clearly the dripping had totally finished , until she was sure I was appreciating .

Then , with a cheeky smile , asked me bluntly if I'd have liked to wipe her with the towel I was holding ...

Of course , I obliged , making sure to unequivocally press against her clit more than once .

Then , lifting to a stand , she slowly let the bikini crotch retake its place .

Even while silently walking back to the spot where we had met a few hours before , we were both aware that something had evolved between us .

Edited May 4, 2023 by colette888

[oliver2 4,422]

@colette888 has some sort of radar for British people with full bladders, I don’t know how she does it

[colette888 6,968]

1 minute ago, oliver2 said:

@colette888 has some sort of radar for British people with full bladders, I don’t know how she does it

My radar works for non-British folks too, I assure you... but I must admit that here in Portugal nowadays, it's quite frequent to stumble into a King Charles !!!'s subject... 

[nopjans 1,178]

What a wonderfully written account of your beach encounter. Thank you for taking the time to compose and share it here!

[colette888 6,968]

14 hours ago, nopjans said:

What a wonderfully written account of your beach encounter. Thank you for taking the time to compose and share it here!

Thank you for being so nice, I wish all here were like you!

[oliver2 4,422]

On 5/5/2023 at 8:08 AM, colette888 said:

My radar works for non-British folks too, I assure you... but I must admit that here in Portugal nowadays, it's quite frequent to stumble into a King Charles !!!'s subject... 

Unless they’ve overdone the port, in which case King Charles’s subject stumbles into YOU 😉

(Wait, isn’t it Portugal where it’s illegal to pee in the sea?)

[colette888 6,968]

1 minute ago, oliver2 said:

Unless they’ve overdone the port, in which case King Charles’s subject stumbles into YOU 😉

(Wait, isn’t it Portugal where it’s illegal to pee in the sea?)

True, at times some King Charles III's subjects can be a little of a nuisance... hehe

In Portugal EVERYTHING is forbidden, but, since there're no enforcements of any law, practically everything goes...

[oliver2 4,422]

Just now, colette888 said:

True, at times some King Charles III's subjects can be a little of a nuisance... hehe

In Portugal EVERYTHING is forbidden, but, since there're no enforcements of any law, practically everything goes...

Oh, the Catholic approach

(Or: how to start a horrible argument about religion in a lovely thread about peeing on the beach)

[colette888 6,968]

Just now, oliver2 said:

Oh, the Catholic approach

(Or: how to start a horrible argument about religion in a lovely thread about peeing on the beach)

No, no, this is NOT an argument, far from it: it's just an opinion of mine confronting one of yours, I call it a "healthy conversation"!

[oliver2 4,422]

4 minutes ago, colette888 said:

No, no, this is NOT an argument, far from it: it's just an opinion of mine confronting one of yours, I call it a "healthy conversation"!

Anyway - I’ve heard Porto & Lisbon are very nice, and I’m reassured not to have to practice saying in Portuguese “No, officer, I was just cooling off in the sea and up to my waist was adequate, I don’t know why you would think I was urinating”

[colette888 6,968]

Just now, oliver2 said:

Anyway - I’ve heard Porto & Lisbon are very nice, and I’m reassured not to have to practice saying in Portuguese “No, officer, I was just cooling off in the sea and up to my waist was adequate, I don’t know why you would think I was urinating”

Rest assured, here nobody cares about your urinating practices, inside the Ocean and even outside...

[colette888 6,968]

On Saturday something else happened on that beach, I'll write about it as soon as possible... Be patient please! Love to everybody!

Edited May 8, 2023 by colette888

[Peefun 774]

7 hours ago, colette888 said:

On Saturday something else happened on that beach, I'll write about it as soon as possible... Be patient please! Love to everybody!

You are quite the tease - I'm certain there are plenty of us anxiously awaiting your next story.

 

[colette888 6,968]

1 minute ago, Peefun said:

You are quite the tease - I'm certain there are plenty of us anxiously awaiting your next story.

 

Life is a tease itself, I am just the humble reporter...

[Peefun 774]

2 minutes ago, colette888 said:

Life is a tease itself, I am just the humble reporter...

I disagree. You are making an outward effort to enjoy your peeing with others, which is far more than just being a "humble reporter".

Your posts are some of the best written and most arousing on this site (for me anyway), and I look forward to hearing about every new episode and adventure. Your teasing that you have another experience to relate to us is almost painful. :)

[colette888 6,968]

55 minutes ago, Peefun said:

I disagree. You are making an outward effort to enjoy your peeing with others, which is far more than just being a "humble reporter".

Your posts are some of the best written and most arousing on this site (for me anyway), and I look forward to hearing about every new episode and adventure. Your teasing that you have another experience to relate to us is almost painful. :)

You certainly are one of my most faithful readers, I value your opinion and I'm extremely glad if I succeed in making you aroused, believe me! But, to put everything in a fair perspective, I honestly doubt that most of the other users, including the staff of this site, share such a flattering opinion of my interventions here... 

[Maclir 1,060]

13 minutes ago, colette888 said:

But, to put everything in a fair perspective, I honestly doubt that most of the other users, including the staff of this site, share such a flattering opinion of my interventions here... 

Not true, I, for one, love reading your stories.  I try to imagine myself on that beach, watching....

 

Thank you for you efforts

[Alfresco 11,639]

That was a brilliant encounter @colette888.   Your details and way of describe it made me feel like I was there and also enjoying the view.   You were so thoughtful to be helpful to the lady in distress but really were totally hoping for it to happen this way and got your reward.   I hope you also later returned the favour and allowed her to witness your own relief.

[colette888 6,968]

21 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

That was a brilliant encounter @colette888.   Your details and way of describe it made me feel like I was there and also enjoying the view.   You were so thoughtful to be helpful to the lady in distress but really were totally hoping for it to happen this way and got your reward.   I hope you also later returned the favour and allowed her to witness your own relief.

Not only I did "reciprocate", but much more happened between us as a consequence of those "favours".... 😈

[Alfresco 11,639]

1 minute ago, colette888 said:

Not only I did "reciprocate", but much more happened between us as a consequence of those "favours".... 😈

Of course it did!   Why would I suspect anything else?   Well if you feel like sharing when you have the time, I'm sure that account will also be welcomed......

[colette888 6,968]

19 hours ago, Maclir said:

 

 

 

Thank you for you efforts

Thank you for appreciating 'em... I feel extremely grateful to you, my friend... but my disappointment is only partially softened by your wonderful intervention, certain "silences" here are worth more than a thousand kind words, unfortunately...

[colette888 6,968]

5 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

Of course it did!   Why would I suspect anything else?   Well if you feel like sharing when you have the time, I'm sure that account will also be welcomed......

That's not a priority at the moment, but, sure, I'll take your kind request into consideration... 

[colette888 6,968]

I usually keep my promises!

When I'm impeded or slowed down by unfortunate circumstances, which are often beyond my responsibility, I feel quite unsatisfied until I can do what I had planned.

So, regarding this thread, the time to write about what I witnessed at that beach on Saturday must be NOW, no more delays!

As you may have understood, I'm a keen "visitor" of that tiny location, where, often, I can enjoy the company of other beach-goers, usually tourists, mainly British, who get there in search of peace and tranquility.

They seem to prefer the unspoiled environment to the facilities of a commercially exploited.shoreline.

And they are certainly prepared to accept that sometimes it's necessary to "rough it up" when an occasion arises....  

To make you familiar enough with the geography of the place, let me summarily describe it now:

The beach itself is a less than a hundred yard sandy stretch which joins two rough promontories, that are the most impracticable formations while the rest of the rocky floor is mostly flat or gently inclined, and that's where beach-bums usually decide to lay down towels to sunbathe upon. 

Obviously, no facility whatsoever is at hand there, and if you really wanted to search for one in the surroundings, you'd have to walk for at least half-an-hour.

So, the Ocean waves are the most logical venue for any bladder emptying!

But that's not always that simple...

Sometimes, especially outside the usual bathing season, like it's the case now, the sea-temperature is extremely cold, at about 15º C, 

And/or the waves can get so rough and aggressive to discourage even the minimal attempt to stand on the shore with just the feet in touch with churning waters,

So, when the conditions are those ones, if one feels the urge to pee, the options are really limited.

And that explains why on the paler stretches of the rocky surface are quite visible some distinctive traces and marks, where urine must have flown recently.

But discharging there, in the middle of crowds isn't always convenient and sufficiently discreet, hence that option is often discarded.

Then the advisable alternative is to go to the «Weeing Wall»!

I recently began to call it like that, absolutely not out of disrespect for the correspective «Wailing» one in Jerusalem, but because I consider it a cute nickname.

It consists of a quite ancient, fairly large and tall stone-structure, much more imposing than all the other traditional walls nearby.

It's positioned quite strategically and so offers complete protection from any indiscreet regard coming either from the terraces above or the beach itself. 

Especially for a woman it's where one can go and piss without fearing to be watched.

If you turn your back to the sea, before sitting on the stone-edge, only a person who'd be doing the same could see that you are lowering or siding the costume. 

 

(to be continued!!  sorry, now I couldn't get to the description of what I saw last Saturday...too much "introduction" perhaps) 

Edited May 12, 2023 by colette888

[Carb0nBased 647]

Great experience!

[colette888 6,968]

The other day I was so taken by the idea of making you part of this kind of beach experience, that I considered publishing here a few photographs of the location, and in particular of that "Weeing Wall ''...

But, then, I realized that online there are many methods of discovering where a picture was taken, and, so, that I could be located too, since that beach isn't very far from my residential place.

Great pity, because I do reckon that an image is worth much more than the most detailed description.

But one has to be careful, especially on a site like this one where I already happened to confront quite a few fierce enemies...

So, please, bear with me and be content with a few more written details.

You should know now that I've been referring to that structure as if it was a proper wall, but in fact it is more like a pile of loose big stones roughly aligned but not really close-packed.

So if you sat on the surface, you'd realize that, under your bum, the surface presents many noticeable fissures, wide breaches of its structure, which are just ideal to receive and hide any liquid flow that might be deposited there...