Desperate Moaning and Groaning

[lineyoga 88]

This poll is about noises we make when we are really desperate.

[CON2H4 650]

I'm dead silent, so yeah

[Bacardi 10,134]

1 hour ago, CON2H4 said:

I'm dead silent, so yeah

Same lol. Unless I had someone I was holding with I dont make so much noise naturally.

[Alfresco 11,633]

The most noise I make (apart from the pee hitting the floor or the water) is maybe a sigh of relief.   Certainly no moaning or groaning.

[Sophie 24,410]

Like above, no moaning or groaning from me. 

[steve25805 126,118]

This poll is flawed. If you answer no to the first question you cannot rationally answer the others because they assume you said yes. And yet an answer is required for your initial no vote to be counted.

So I will ignore the poll entirely and just state here that I make no noises when I am desperate.

[gldenwetgoose 21,495]

I was going to make the same point as @steve25805 - that if you don't answer positively to the first question, then none of the rest can be answered truthfully.

We see so many polls on the site with similar problems.  People writing a poll with what they want to hear, rather than writing it openly and seeing what results come up.

 

For what it's worth, I'm more of a deep sigh-er at that moment of desperate relief.