Pee races

[Havelock 1,526]

Growing up, my female cousins would sometimes have pee races. A playground we used to go to had an out of the way corner, that was basically he pee corner where most of us would go. Unlike most other playgrounds that had a pee corner, pee bush or pee tree that was natural, this corner was actually a sizable paved area on a slight slope. Anyway, I would often go with my female cousins for a pee break. They would squat next to each other at the top of the slope next to a retaining wall facing the downhill. They would then count down, say go and start peeing with the streams running down the slight slope. They would race to see whose stream got to the other side of the pavement which had to be almost 20ft. I would sometimes join them in the race starting my arc standing while they were squatting. I would usually not win, I think because their low squats and forward streams gave their pee some forward momentum, while my arc would hit the ground feet away but just make a messy splatter of a puddle.

 

We were not the only ones that did this as there were many dried streams on the pavement and I sometimes saw others go here although I’m not sure if they made a race of it. 

 

Anyway, did anyone else ever engage in these types of pee races to see whose stream could make it down a hill first or farther? Any girls ever do this with friends? 

[MaxWasTaken 522]

Never did something like that but it sounds super funny. I need to remember that for the next time im playing truth or dare with someone. This is playful enough that it might work on people wo are not in to peeing xD

[Bacardi 10,136]

I have never done something like this but I cant think of anything more fun! I guess for the time being I will have to just race myself and see if I can beat my best time:p

[MaxWasTaken 522]

13 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I have never done something like this but I cant think of anything more fun! I guess for the time being I will have to just race myself and see if I can beat my best time:p

We could make a peefans Leaderboard to see who finds the best hil and has the best performance xD. 

[Bacardi 10,136]

4 minutes ago, MaxWasTaken said:

We could make a peefans Leaderboard to see who finds the best hil and has the best performance xD. 

We can have a few set up globally. Leave the coordinates for everyone to give it a try! That sounds like fun! Would probably disturb people outside of the site but who cares? Certainly not me 🤷🏽‍♀️ I just wanna race my friends!

[MaxWasTaken 522]

2 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

We can have a few set up globally. Leave the coordinates for everyone to give it a try! That sounds like fun! Would probably disturb people outside of the site but who cares? Certainly not me 🤷🏽‍♀️ I just wanna race my friends!

When i thought about it it was more like a fun forum challenge. But you went full on Pokemon Go here xD. (But i honestly think that we are to few active members to have local pee battle and traveling longer distances for some silly fun is to impractical.)

P.s. Why am i in full event planner mode already xD

[mickymoist 3,515]

maybe there could be various events, how about fastest pisser? 😁 we could time ourselves filling a container like 500ml or something

[Bacardi 10,136]

3 minutes ago, MaxWasTaken said:

When i thought about it it was more like a fun forum challenge. But you went full on Pokemon Go here xD. (But i honestly think that we are to few active members to have local pee battle and traveling longer distances for some silly fun is to impractical.)

P.s. Why am i in full event planner mode already xD

I was just thinking we would want it to be as fair as possible right? So maybe we can have one or two established ramps in each state/territory and have everyone flock to there for their races! Look the thought of a forum "leaderboard" excited me and I couldn't help myself 🤣

[MaxWasTaken 522]

2 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I was just thinking we would want it to be as fair as possible right? So maybe we can have one or two established ramps in each state/territory and have everyone flock to there for their races! Look the thought of a forum "leaderboard" excited me and I couldn't help myself 🤣

I was more thinking about fun and not series competition but you are right. My approach would make the person with the best hill victorious xD. 
The measuring jung idea from @mickymoist gave me an idea. Someone could also build a ramp out of an old pizza box or something. If it was something everyone could easily build no one would need to drive anywhere and you could standardize the whole thing. But that would turn the whole thing in to a crafts and arts project xD. 

Does anyone else feel like we are brain storming the first pee olympics xD ? 

[oliver2 4,422]

11 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I was just thinking we would want it to be as fair as possible right? So maybe we can have one or two established ramps in each state/territory and have everyone flock to there for their races! Look the thought of a forum "leaderboard" excited me and I couldn't help myself 🤣

So a bit like Pokémon Go, except it’s Pokémon Go Pee

[Bacardi 10,136]

1 minute ago, MaxWasTaken said:

I was more thinking about fun and not series competition but you are right. My approach would make the person with the best hill victorious xD. 
The measuring jung idea from @mickymoist gave me an idea. Someone could also build a ramp out of an old pizza box or something. If it was something everyone could easily build no one would need to drive anywhere and you could standardize the whole thing. But that would turn the whole thing in to a crafts and arts project xD. 

Does anyone else feel like we are brain storming the first pee olympics xD ? 

I am laughing so hard. It's like every message we stress it's not that serious and it's just for fun, but then we get more and more into it! 

I'm with you with the pizza box idea. Although every company's boxes will be different, so in our rules we'll have to include a specific pizza from a specific company. You can't have a little Domino's box vs a giant Costco sized box! 

[mickymoist 3,515]

8 minutes ago, MaxWasTaken said:

Does anyone else feel like we are brain storming the first pee olympics xD ? 

Technically  not the first 😁

 

[MaxWasTaken 522]

Just now, mickymoist said:

Technically  not the first 😁

Oh shit i wasn't around back then let me "research that thread for inspiration" xD

5 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I am laughing so hard. It's like every message we stress it's not that serious and it's just for fun, but then we get more and more into it! 

I'm with you with the pizza box idea. Although every company's boxes will be different, so in our rules we'll have to include a specific pizza from a specific company. You can't have a little Domino's box vs a giant Costco sized box! 

Yeah the pizza carton idea is good but to small xD. Most people will just overshoot. And making it in to a full on art project where you build a big as ramp is impractical xD. 
But i agree the serious/not serious planning is fun. 

[Bacardi 10,136]

@mickymoist well then we can probably convince admin to bring it back and include peeing down pizza boxes in the trials!

[MaxWasTaken 522]

48 minutes ago, mickymoist said:

Technically  not the first 😁

I might be stupid but i can't find a way to see all the old challenges. Is this part of the forums history lost to time or is there any way to see this stuff ? :3 

[Sophie 24,413]

3 hours ago, MaxWasTaken said:

I might be stupid but i can't find a way to see all the old challenges. Is this part of the forums history lost to time or is there any way to see this stuff ? :3 

If it's anywhere it will be in the forum archive which is only accessible to gold members. 

https://peefans.com/forum/14-forum-archive/

[Wolfpee 329]

Haven’t done that with other people. That seems fun, I mean I have done it on my own where I do watch my pee snither on the road/path and seeing how far it goes or where it leads to. But me and my friend do pee on the wall and see who can aim higher though, also see who can go the longest.  Looks like we may have to find somewhere where there’s a hill and have a race.