I Think my Coworker and I Share a Fetish!

[Bacardi 9,236]

Isn't it interesting when our fetish crosses into our normal every day lives?

I have a coworker that I'm very fond of. I think he's really cute and funny. We'll call him D. He's much younger than I am (and those who know me here know I like my men old, so that's how much he's impacted me!), and of course I've got a big Ole rock on my left ring finger so I don't intend on taking this little joke we have any further. But let me tell you about how pee has come up in our hilarious conversations before!

I was in the break room just minding my business as I do, and D storms in angry as all hell. He vents his frustrations to me before ducking into the bathroom (which is literally less then five feet away from where I was sitting. The backroom is teeny tiny). I'm still just sitting there on my phone, and when he came out the first thing he says to me is "Hey, I peed on my hands!" Next thing I know I'm being splashed in the face with warm liquids. 

I've revealed on here that the friendships I've made on the forums (one of which has gone as far as to role play different scenarios involving pee) have made me discover more about my fetish and myself, and one of the things I've come to terms with is the fact that one of the things I love is to be peed on in a disrespectful and degrading way. I know D would have never splashed pee on my face, but in my mind that day he had, and I walked around the rest of the day throbbing between my legs. I had to act disgusted and angry in a playful way as he profusely apologized for upsetting me, but in my mind it was so much fun. It's an inside joke now. Whenever we get into play arguments I always pull the "well at least I didn't splash piss in your face" card and we always laugh hysterically.

Today we met up for lunch after I had a rough, busy morning. We were sitting outside and he was telling me about some stuff he had for me and I asked him how much he wanted for it. At first he said nothing cause we're such great friends, but then he did a complete 180 and said he'd accept payment in the form of one cup of my "gamer girl" pee to splash on his face whenever he needed a pick me up. I just about burst out laughing in the middle of the dining area, and again my fetish mind was triggered. D will always be such a great friend, but he will never find out about what he's actually made me feel on the inside 💕

[nhhikerguy22 89]

Bacardi is your company hiring? Hahaah you seem like fun!

[DrownMeQuick 207]

And?? Well?? So...??  Please tell me you gave him a cup of....something!

[gldenwetgoose 20,313]

Great when there's that fun chemistry going on.

I reckon before your next lunchtime meet-up you should sneakily pour some fresh apple juice into an old cup or a small Tupperware beaker and then you can tell hime you've got a present for him...  gamer girl pee.

When he acts shocked you can always say "please yourself" and drink the apple juice yourself - the look on his face would be priceless.  Of course he's not expecting you to give him real pee - no more than you'd expect him to flick his pee in your face - so the knots that'll form in his mind should be hilarious.  And if he is into the kink, then the fantasy image you create will keep him burning for weeks, and probably you too. 

[Kupar 12,541]

That sounds like a great work relationship you have going on there @Bacardi! Thanks for telling us about it - it got my morning off to a happy start reading the story 🙂

[Alfresco 11,017]

Definitely some more fun to be had there.   The fact that he has made two pee related comments like those indicates that he must have some interest and maybe he suspects that you do too?   I certainly like the apple juice idea that @gldenwetgoose suggested.   If he drinks the apple juice and seems disappointed then you will know that next time you could give him the real deal. 

[Bacardi 9,236]

8 hours ago, nhhikerguy22 said:

Bacardi is your company hiring? Hahaah you seem like fun!

Yes it is. Come work with me I'm tired of going into overtime every week trying to cover people in my department and others lol.

7 hours ago, DrownMeQuick said:

And?? Well?? So...??  Please tell me you gave him a cup of....something!

No cups. But I gave him a sip of coke at lunch!

@Alfresco @gldenwetgoose @p1ssputz

You guys are all hilarious. That night in the breakroom I did cryptically say something along the lines of "how do you know I'm not into that?" And he seemed to be freaked out. It's something I say a lot at work when something goes wrong. Like if someone rolls a cart over my foot and tries to make fun of me for it lol.

However, I think the warm apple juice in a cup is too far. Hilarious, but far 😆 that sounds like something he'd do to me, tho. And if he did I'd have to tell him to pee on me cause that would be the last straw. I'd even invite him onto pee fans too! 

[nhhikerguy22 89]

Well ok Bacardi but gotta pay well and pee fun is ok too!