If you could direct a pee porn movie....

[UnauthorisedGuy 510]

I love clips of women using urinals, so I want to be the director and camera operator of a pee porn movie in which women use urinals in offices, pubs, clubs, public toilets and unisex toilets. I'd be better still if there was a voyeuristic element in some of the scenes - guys using adjacent urinals, so that the women and the guys get to watch each other. I'd also love to film in a women's toilet with female urinals, but I'd probably have to go overseas for that. Hopefully I could recruit amateur performers with a pee fetish who have some experience of peeing standing up, rather than porn stars who are just doing it for the money. 

Maybe I should post my idea on one of those crowdfunding websites, lol.

[OctaviusAce 144]

19 hours ago, durianfury said:

Fuck yes! I'd try to combine the sexiness of Tainster/SINX/PornstarsAtHome/FullyClothedPissing (all the same to me lol) with the bat-shit-crazy levels of piss and debauchery you get from LegalPorno/Analvids. Imagine three women and three men flooding each other and the entire room with piss for half an hour! The end goal would be to soak the entire floor, and every actor/actress covered in piss from head to toe.

 

I think I've commented about it on reddit in the past - that DrunkSexOrgy and FullyClothedPissing seem to be from the same company. The DSO nightclub has a wet area where the girls dance under a shower and play with each other. This same area also turned up with some FullyClothedPissing girls peeing on each other in the shower area. But it wasn't shown as a nightclub and there was no drunksexorgy element to it - just them peeing.  A huge missed opportunity.

 

 

[OctaviusAce 144]

21 hours ago, durianfury said:

Fuck yes! I'd try to combine the sexiness of Tainster/SINX/PornstarsAtHome/FullyClothedPissing (all the same to me lol) with the bat-shit-crazy levels of piss and debauchery you get from LegalPorno/Analvids. Imagine three women and three men flooding each other and the entire room with piss for half an hour! The end goal would be to soak the entire floor, and every actor/actress covered in piss from head to toe.

I'd also probably try to create a nonchalant atmosphere, create a fictitious world in which this sort of behavior is seen as normal, appropriate, and ordinary. Imagine a setting where everyone is gathered around the dinner table, wearing minimal, slutty clothes (small sheer tops and short skirts/dresses), and just spread their legs and pee at each other under the table without acknowledging that they are doing so. One woman's glass is empty and the waiter hasn't filled it so she takes it under the table and fills it with piss, then resumes drinking it like nothing happened. The waiter finally comes along with his dick hanging out and as he's taking down everyone's orders he pees all over the table and some of the women, but no one minds.

After the ladies finish their piss-soaked meals and head home in the car, they begin to soak the inside of the car with piss as well, spreading their legs and soaking the dashboard, seats, and floor while driving down the road. Once they get home the flood doesn't end, several of them settle down on the sofa to watch a movie and as they feel the need, they pee right where they are, spraying it onto the floor in front of the sofa. Other women undress to go to bed, laying down in the bed and wetting it before falling asleep.

(oh god this turned into pee erotica i got way too carried away lmao)

This is a movie I'd watch

 

 A series I'd watch

 

 A genre I want to see!

[Traciii 36]

If I could direct a pee porn movie, I would get 2 females, who genuinely like pee, and they would be drinking all day, and really have to pee at night. I would film thm trying to go to sleep, but not being able to, due to the full bladder. Maybe they would touch themselves or drink more, to make it harder for themselves, and after a while, release the pee just perfectly. They would enjoy it and enjoy making the film as much as I would have.

[PissOnMyParade 447]

If I directed a pee porno, it would probably have to be staged a tiny bit so that the general concept of peeing could be done in a really sexy way. I would film it in a discreet location, with a large house that had wooden flooring and a large space for the girls to move around in. But ultimately above all else I'd want sexy models drinking lots of fluids, not afraid to get fully nude, and utilise every corner of the house to get nice and freaky and pee without a single care in the world.

The feeling of sheer liberation plus the erotic sight of their distended bladders going down as they let out a really hissy piss all over the place would please both the models and the paying clients in equal measure, I imagine. And of course me!

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

On 3/18/2021 at 7:34 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

I regard the Theander Brothers as being pioneers, I have researched the organisation pretty extensively. The flagship magazine 'Sex Bizarre' has pee as the central subject, issues in the 1970's were particularly good. In the 1980's the brother's sold out to German and American producers, where locations became more exotic..Ibiza for instance. The models became more professional and not as 'home-grown'. The films were initially shot in 16mm, and transferred to 8mm for 'domestic' use on home projectors. You can find many examples of digitally transferred films on X-Videos and other sites...with mixed quality...certainly not the HD/4K that we're used to today. Hope this helps!

Interesting

[kitty and mimi 124]

I personally don't like peeing porn because most women in porn movie pee in unnatural position that they never use when they pee in everyday life. I wish to invent a new genre of peeing porn which is called "public bathroom sexuality and relationship", which is similar to gay and lesbian porn, because it involve erotic and novel experience during communal urination in a single gender environment, but unlike gay or lesbian porn, it only involve  Intrasexual competition or temporary  platonic relationship between heterosexual people of the same gender,seeking erotic and novel experience in communal urination that have nothing to do with their sexual orient. that kind of relationship is only within gender segregation bathroom communal urination setting,when people of opposite sex are unavailable(akin to sex scene in prison fetish porn), while peeing in normal and natural positions, without Sexually explicit act.

 

If I were a movie director, I prefer a mainstream  (or a borderline gay porn) movie with erotic peeing scene which present people peeing in more realistic and more natural position. I would direct several peeing scenes that involve a group of married couples are desperate and both men and women have to separate from their partners and pee in group with other people of their own gender,which more realistically represent the relationship and Intrasexual competition between people of the same sex during communal urination in gender segregation bathroom environment.

in first scene, a group of married couples go hiking together and they feel desperate to pee. the women squat side by side next to each other, the men look away, face away from the women and stand side by side next to each other while peeing. the women discuss with each other about the penis size of their husbands and try to guess who's husband have largest penis, while they could only look at the men's back.

in second scene, the women squat side by side while peeing in a Chinese communal squat toilets without partition in ladies room, while their husbands pee on the other side of the bathroom in men's room on a long trough urinal without partition. the men discuss with each other about their penis size and compete to see who have the largest penis. the men and women's bathroom are close to each other without sound proof. some women feel jealous when they heard that other women's husbands have larger penis, which they were unable to see in gender segregation bathroom environment.

in the third scene, the women go to bathroom to pee together while wearing long skirts. when they squat side by side, next to each other on communal toilets on the ladies side of the bathroom, they pull their skirts up to show their legs to each other, and discuss with each other and compete to see who have the most attractive legs. Their husbands were standing side by side and peeing next to each other, on the other side of the bathroom. The men heard the women talking on the other side, and really wish to see how their wives compete with other men's wives,but in a gender segregation bathroom environment, they could only see each other's penis instead.

other than the new genre of borderline gay/ lesbian peeing porn, I wish I could direct a new form of beauty pageants that focus on the context of communal urination, which a group of people of same sex can compete to see who is the most attractive in a communal urination environment. It would be called "miss piss" for women and "mister piss" for men. (i am not really sure if it should add "mrs piss" for married women) but unlike mainstream beauty pageant that mainly focus on the ability of attracting people opposite sex, this beauty pageant is more focus on compete with people of same sex,less about attract people of opposite sex, because communal urination usually take place inside gender segregation bathroom which people of opposite sex are usually unavailable. I came up with a new term which is called "public bathroom Sexual dimorphism". while the term "Sexual dimorphism" is a scientific term for the different  characteristics of male and female animals that they can attract each other. for animals include human, the higher sexual dimorphism they have, they more physically attractive to opposite sex of same species and have higher ability to compete with other same sex of same species, and causing jealousy of other same sex of same species, but I go further to theorize that communal urination on open toilets inside gender segregation bathroom environment is another form of Intrasexual competition. straight people who have lack of  heterosexual experience and shy about their bodies, often feel anxiety when making connect with other people of same sex when their lower body part expose to each other, which cause them unwilling to join in communal urination in public bathroom on their gender side. on the other hand, those who have already prove their ability to attract people of opposite sex and have confidence on their bodies will less likely to have problem to pee next to another person. some people can even talk to other people during communal urination without embarrassment.

people who are physically more attractive to opposite sex tend to be more confident during communal urination in public bathroom, but they may also be easy to intimidate other people of same sex because of Intrasexual competition. as for the ability to compete with other people during communal urination, I would call it "public bathroom Sexual dimorphism". as long as gender segregation bathroom still a norm,this form of intrasexual competition will still be kept  " Behind the Scenes". I wish I could make a beauty contest that can compare people's "public bathroom sexual dimorphism", which bring such competition from "backstage" to the "front stage", which can be watch by both men and women.

for the "mister piss pageant" for men, I would like to have four rounds. The main focus will be estimate which men will look more dominant in the situation when they pee on urinal inside men's room. the first round is compare penis, because the men would expose their penis to each other  on urinal in public bathroom. the first thing to compare is penis  size,men with longer and larger penis will get more points,because men tend to feel jealousy when they see other men with larger penis,and they will feel better when they see other men have smaller penis than theirs.most men would prefer peeing next to someone with smaller penis if they have to pee next to someone, therefore,men with larger penis tend to be more confidence and less likely fear of being watch in communal urination the second thing compare is penis skin color, the darker they are the more points they get because the darker skin made them look more masculine. the third thing is pubic hair, the more hair they have,the more points they get because it make the men more mature, and more likely intimidate other men. the second round is to compare the height of the men, because the height will be obvious when men stand side by side to pee on urinals. the men are usually more attractive to women and more likely intimidate other men. I think most men will prefer peeing next to someone who shorter than they are if they really have to pee next to someone. therefore, tall men tend to be more confidence and have less problem to pee next to someone. tall men get more points. the third round is answering questions. each man was given different question that relate to bathroom situation that they have to answer what they would do in such situation. they will get more points if they choose the answer that more express their confidence. for example, in a situation, in a men's room in a bar which have three urinals. they all empty. the door of men's room is opened.the urinal from the right side is visible to those who outside the men's room. the doors of men and women's room face each other. the group of women were waiting for their turn to pee outside to women's room, and they can see the back of the man who was using the urinal on the right side. the man was ask to choose one urinal. if he choose the one on the right, he will get one point, because he look confident and not afraid his back to be seen by the women. if he choose the middle one, he would get half point because another man might come in and choose the urinal either on left or right side, he would had to pee next to another men. if two men came and each man pee on each side of the urinal, he would had to pee between two men. if he choose the urinal on left side,he got no point, because he felt insecure and less confidence. In the final round, the men will have a real pee contest. they will compete to see who pee furthest. those who stand further from the urinal while their stream still reach the urinal would get more points. the men would also face away from the audience while stand side by side. those who was seeing from behind have more masculine hair styles will also get more points because men often see each other from behind on urinals and this sometime would even visible to women who is outside men's room. facial beauty does not really matter much in this men's pageant. unlike the women on Chinese communal toilets, men don't usually look at each other face to face while urinating.

as for the "miss piss pageant", a peeing pageant for women, it try to estimate the  femininity of women in the situation when they pee in Chinese communal ladies room. the first round would be compete on physical attractiveness. the women will compete to see who have more attractive legs, because women would expose their legs to each other when they pee in Chinese communal squat toilet. in this round,women will wear swimming pants, showing their legs and bikini area, while their upper body part wear normal. the pitch of voice of women will be measure. the the women who have higher voice pitched (which is more feminine voice) will get more points. facial beauty also count, because unlike the men in men's room,men generally do not heard each other's voice or see each other face to face on urinals. women have more conversation,eye contact and facial expression between each other on communal toilets,therefore facial beauty and voice pitched are also important. women are also interview to answer questions  about bathroom situation, but unlike in men's pageant, the contents of the answer will not be as important as in men's pageant. the manner of their answer will be more important. women will be seen if they use smile to punctuate their conversation, or will she look at another person's eye during conversation.  this will predict how they will socialize with other women in real communal bathroom situation.the second round is compete on squat ability. women were ask to do a full squat position for 30 seconds with their feet flat in order to get all points. those who squat on toes or could not keep for 30 seconds would have their points deduct. the third round is compete to see who have most attractive clothes and perform the  most beautiful up skirt pee dancing . in this round, each woman is required to wear a skirt and a underwear that she previously chosen and bought for the pageant which she consider to be attractive. this is because wear skirt is not only look more feminine, the women would have more expose their legs to other women while urinate on communal squat toilets. underwear are also easy to be exposed to other users of the bathroom, especially while wearing skirts. women will compete to see who have the most beautiful skirt and underwear.their skirts should be modest and long enough to cover their knee. those who wear miniskirt get less points, while underwear should be as sexy as possible.this will make their beauty even more special in compete with other women in a real communal women toilet, because they hidden their beauty from men,and not easy to show it to other people outside of ladies room, and they only show their beauty to compete with other women during communal urination on communal toilet in gender segregation  bathroom situation while no men allowed to watch.showing her legs and her underwear  become a very special bathroom competition event.  they were also asked to perform a new form of up skirt  dance that i have invented, which mimic a squat peeing position. their dancing skill will predict their femininity to compete with other women in real communal bathroom situation while wearing skirt. women were asked to pull their skirts up and pull their underwear down while  squat, and pull their underwear up while stand up, like peeing on squat toilet in bathroom. In the final round, the women have the real peeing contest. women are allow to choose to wear pants or skirts, but this may affect their points, since skirt ans pants expose their bodies differently. the exposure of their bodies also influent their points. the criteria to determine the points they get in this round include the manner they expose their bodies or underwear to their fellow bathroom users, their stream, their squat positions and such. those who have forward stream while aim to shoot the hole accurately get more points, but those who over shoot the floor and make the floor will be deduct some points. those who have downward stream get less points. women can  pee in group of two people, in order to compete with other groups or individuals, or pee one by one individually. those who peeing in  group can earn extra points through making conversation and intimacy with other women during urination. those who choose to pee in group will need to get a partner, a fellow competitor,who also want to earn extra points,who were not her friend previously, and have never see each other peeing before. the processing of getting partners is that, all women divide into two groups at first, the first group take the lead, the second group be the follow. each woman from the first group, will have choice to pick a woman from second group that she feel comfortable with, and friendly ask her  whether she want to go to bathroom together,the woman from the second group can choose to accept or reject that request.  if she was rejected,just find someone else. if women who  from the first group cannot find some she feel comfortable with or being reject all the time, or women who from second group was not pick by anyone, or did not accept invitation, will remain single during the competition.once they got a partner,both of them have to hold hands with each other,and stay calm,while walking into the ladies room(or coming  on the stage),like going to dating on communal toilet in ladies room, even though both partners know that they will soon pee with(and against) each other. they can choose to squat side by side, or face to face, and have to flirt with each other, and talk to each other while peeing. their criteria that influent their points would be their intimacy between each other, the ability to  initiate conversation, the ability of keeping conversation, the interest of the topics, smile in proper times and proper manner, pitch of voice, eye contact and such. if the conversation was too serious, they will get less points. frivolous or flirty conversation will given them more points. if one woman finish peeing first, she need to wait until her partner also finish, and they need to hold hands again and leaving the stage,or bathroom together.

Edited Wednesday at 05:26 AM by kitty and mimi

[Takashi96 1,076]

3 hours ago, kitty and mimi said:

I personally don't like peeing porn because most women in porn movie pee in unnatural position that they never use when they pee in everyday life. I wish to invent a new genre of peeing porn which is called "public bathroom sexuality and relationship", which is similar to gay and lesbian porn, because it involve erotic and novel experience during communal urination in a single gender environment, but unlike gay or lesbian porn, it only involve  Intrasexual competition or temporary  platonic relationship between heterosexual people of the same gender,seeking erotic and novel experience in communal urination that have nothing to do with their sexual orient. that kind of relationship is only within gender segregation bathroom communal urination setting,when people of opposite sex are unavailable(akin to sex scene in prison fetish porn), while peeing in normal and natural positions, without Sexually explicit act.

 

If I were a movie director, I prefer a mainstream  (or a borderline gay porn) movie with erotic peeing scene which present people peeing in more realistic and more natural position. I would direct several peeing scenes that involve a group of married couples are desperate and both men and women have to separate from their partners and pee in group with other people of their own gender,which more realistically represent the relationship and Intrasexual competition between people of the same sex during communal urination in gender segregation bathroom environment.

in first scene, a group of married couples go hiking together and they feel desperate to pee. the women squat side by side next to each other, the men look away, face away from the women and stand side by side next to each other while peeing. the women discuss with each other about the penis size of their husbands and try to guess who's husband have largest penis, while they could only look at the men's back.

in second scene, the women squat side by side while peeing in a Chinese communal squat toilets without partition in ladies room, while their husbands pee on the other side of the bathroom in men's room on a long trough urinal without partition. the men discuss with each other about their penis size and compete to see who have the largest penis. the men and women's bathroom are close to each other without sound proof. some women feel jealous when they heard that other women's husbands have larger penis, which they were unable to see in gender segregation bathroom environment.

in the third scene, the women go to bathroom to pee together while wearing long skirts. when they squat side by side, next to each other on communal toilets on the ladies side of the bathroom, they pull their skirts up to show their legs to each other, and discuss with each other and compete to see who have the most attractive legs. Their husbands were standing side by side and peeing next to each other, on the other side of the bathroom. The men heard the women talking on the other side, and really wish to see how their wives compete with other men's wives,but in a gender segregation bathroom environment, they could only see each other's penis instead.

other than the new genre of borderline gay/ lesbian peeing porn, I wish I could direct a new form of beauty pageants that focus on the context of communal urination, which a group of people of same sex can compete to see who is the most attractive in a communal urination environment. It would be called "miss piss" for women and "mister piss" for men. (i am not really sure if it should add "mrs piss" for married women) but unlike mainstream beauty pageant that mainly focus on the ability of attracting people opposite sex, this beauty pageant is more focus on compete with people of same sex,less about attract people of opposite sex, because communal urination usually take place inside gender segregation bathroom which people of opposite sex are usually unavailable. I came up with a new term which is called "public bathroom Sexual dimorphism". while the term "Sexual dimorphism" is a scientific term for the different  characteristics of male and female animals that they can attract each other. for animals include human, the higher sexual dimorphism they have, they more physically attractive to opposite sex of same species and have higher ability to compete with other same sex of same species, and causing jealousy of other same sex of same species, but I go further to theorize that communal urination on open toilets inside gender segregation bathroom environment is another form of Intrasexual competition. straight people who have lack of  heterosexual experience and shy about their bodies, often feel anxiety when making connect with other people of same sex when their lower body part expose to each other, which cause them unwilling to join in communal urination in public bathroom on their gender side. on the other hand, those who have already prove their ability to attract people of opposite sex and have confidence on their bodies will less likely to have problem to pee next to another person. some people can even talk to other people during communal urination without embarrassment.

people who are physically more attractive to opposite sex tend to be more confident during communal urination in public bathroom, but they may also be easy to intimidate other people of same sex because of Intrasexual competition. as for the ability to compete with other people during communal urination, I would call it "public bathroom Sexual dimorphism". I wish I could make a beauty contest that can compare people's "public bathroom sexual dimorphism".

for the "mister piss pageant" for men, I would like to have four rounds. The main focus will be estimate which men will look more dominant in the situation when they pee on urinal inside men's room. the first round is compare penis, because the men would expose their penis to each other  on urinal in public bathroom. the first thing to compare is penis  size,men with longer and larger penis will get more points,because men tend to feel jealousy when they see other men with larger penis,and they will feel better when they see other men have smaller penis than theirs.most men would prefer peeing next to someone with smaller penis if they have to pee next to someone, therefore,men with larger penis tend to be more confidence and less likely fear of being watch in communal urination the second thing compare is penis skin color, the darker they are the more points they get because the darker skin made them look more masculine. the third thing is pubic hair, the more hair they have,the more points they get because it make the men more mature, and more likely intimidate other men. the second round is to compare the height of the men, because the height will be obvious when men stand side by side to pee on urinals. the men are usually more attractive to women and more likely intimidate other men. I think most men will prefer peeing next to someone who shorter than they are if they really have to pee next to someone. therefore, tall men tend to be more confidence and have less problem to pee next to someone. tall men get more points. the third round is answering questions. each man was given different question that relate to bathroom situation that they have to answer what they would do in such situation. they will get more points if they choose the answer that more express their confidence. for example, in a situation, in a men's room in a bar which have three urinals. they all empty. the door of men's room is opened.the urinal from the right side is visible to those who outside the men's room. the doors of men and women's room face each other. the group of women were waiting for their turn to pee outside to women's room, and they can see the back of the man who was using the urinal on the right side. the man was ask to choose one urinal. if he choose the one on the right, he will get one point, because he look confident and not afraid his back to be seen by the women. if he choose the middle one, he would get half point because another man might come in and choose the urinal either on left or right side, he would had to pee next to another men. if to men came and each man pee on each side of the urinal, he would had to pee between two men. if he choose the urinal on left side,he got no point, because he felt insecure and less confidence. In the final round, the men will have a real pee contest. they will compete to see who pee furthest. those who stand further from the urinal while their stream still reach the urinal would get more points. the men would also face away from the audience while stand side by side. those who was seeing from behind have more masculine hair styles will also get more points because men often see each other from behind on urinals and this sometime would even visible to women who is outside men's room.

as for the "miss piss pageant", a peeing pageant for women, it try to estimate the  femininity of women in the situation when they pee in Chinese communal ladies room. the first round would be compete to see who have more attractive legs, because women would expose their legs to each other when they pee in Chinese communal squat toilet. in this round,women will wear swimming pants, showing their legs and bikini area, while their upper body part wear normal. the second round is compete on squat ability. women were ask to do a full squat position for 30 seconds with their feet flat in order to get all points. those who squat on toes or could not keep for 30 seconds would have their points deduct. the third round is compete to see who have most attractive clothes and perform the  most beautiful up skirt pee dancing . in this round, each woman is required to wear a skirt and a underwear that she previously chosen and bought for the pageant which she consider to be attractive. this is because wear skirt is not only look more feminine, the women would have more expose their legs to other women while urinate on communal squat toilets. underwear are also easy to be exposed to other users of the bathroom, especially while wearing skirts. women will compete to see who have the most beautiful skirt and underwear. they were also asked to perform a form of up skirt  dance which pull their skirts up and pull their underwear down while  squat, and pull their underwear up while stand up, like peeing on squat toilet in bathroom. In the final round, the women have the real peeing contest. women are allow to choose to wear pants or skirts, but this may affect their points, since skirt ans pants expose their bodies differently. they squat side by side and pee on the squat toilets. those who have forward stream while aim accurately get more points, but those who over shoot the floor will be deduct some points. the exposure of their bodies also influent their points.

Wow, you really put a lot of thought into that response.