wetwulf 3,202 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 (edited) Date: August 15, 2021 Time: 10:30 PM Location: The Tipsy Tavern, 123 Main Street Officer Name: Officer Smith Badge Number: 1234 Incident Report: On March 15, 2024, at approximately 10:30 PM, I, Officer Smith, was dispatched to The Tipsy Tavern located at 123 Main Street in response to a disturbance. Upon arrival, I was informed by the bartender that a plus-sized brunette woman had been witnessed relieving herself on the carpeted floor of the bar. Upon further investigation, I spoke with several witnesses who confirmed that the woman had pulled down her pants and panties, squatted on the floor, and proceeded to urinate. The witnesses also reported that the bar had specific rules and regulations in place regarding restroom usage, which included peeing directly into the seat cushions provided rather than onto the floor. Based on the witness statements, the woman's refusal to cooperate with the bar's rules (as evidenced by the dry seat on which the woman was sitting and the puddle on the floor), I issued her a citation for public indecency and disorderly conduct. She was cooperative during the citation process and was escorted out of the bar without further incident. I am submitting this report for further review and documentation. Thank you. Officer Smith Badge Number: 1234 Edited April 1 by wetwulf 1 2 Link to post
wetwulf 3,202 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 "Did you hear that? I swear I heard something outside the tent. I think it's a bear!" "Oh my God, you're right! Ooh, and I have to pee, but I'm too scared to go outside to pee." "Me too. What should we do?" "Well, we do have that empty trash bucket we were using. I guess we could use that." "That's a good idea. But, I don't think I can hold it in any longer. I might just have to go in my sleeping bag." "Really? I mean... that's a bit extreme, but I understand. It's scary out there." "Ohhh, wow, that actually feels surprisingly good. I didn't expect that." "You know what, what the hell, I think I'll do the same. Ahhh. I can't believe I'm peeing in my sleeping bag." "It's a little weird, but it feels kind of... naughty, in a way." "Yeah, it does. It's really warm and soothing. Maybe we should just pee in the tent from now on. It's convenient and somehow freeing." "I agree. Let's make this tent our personal bathroom for the rest of the trip." "Cheers to that! Who knew camping could bring out our wild side!" 2 1 Link to post
Popular Post wetwulf 3,202 Posted April 1 Popular Post Share Posted April 1 (edited) Mother: Girls, I need to talk to you about something serious. I heard from your college roommate that you have been peeing on the carpet and on the furniture in your dorm. Daughter 1: Oh mom, I'm so sorry. We were just joking around and things got out of hand. Mother: It's okay, girls. I'm not mad at all. Actually, I think it sounds like a lot of fun. Daughter 2: Wait, what? You're not mad? Mother: No, not at all. In fact, I was thinking, maybe I could join you next time. It could be a fun bonding experience for us. Daughter 1: Seriously? You want to pee on the carpet with us? Mother: Why not? It could be a fun way for us to connect and have some laughs together. I used to pee in my dorm when I was in college, and sometimes I still pee on the carpet and furniture at home when your dad is away. And the truth is, I get turned on by it. Plus, it's just pee. Daughter 1: Wow, Mom, I had no idea. That's pretty wild. Mother: I know it's unconventional, but it's something I've always enjoyed. And now that I know you both have a similar interest, I felt comfortable sharing this with you. Daughter 2: Well, I guess if you're okay with it, we could give it a try. Mother: Great! I'm excited to experience this with you both. Let's make some memories together. Daughter 1: This is so bizarre, but I guess it could be fun. Mother: Exactly. So, when's the next pee party happening? I'll bring the snacks. Daughter 2: This is going to be the most ridiculous family bonding experience ever. Mother: That's the spirit! Let's pee on! Edited April 1 by wetwulf 4 3 Link to post
Popular Post wetwulf 3,202 Posted April 2 Popular Post Share Posted April 2 Tom: Babe, I'm stuck in traffic and I really need to pee. Katie: Ugh, me too, I'm in a meeting and desperate. Tom: I bet you look beautiful with your thick legs crossed trying not to pee. Katie: I might just pee myself...would anyone even know? Tom: I'm really close to wetting my car seat if traffic doesn't move soon. Katie: I don't know how much longer I can hold it...I'm about to soak my chair. Tom: I dare you to try and pee without anyone knowing. Katie: Ok, I'm gonna try...oh, that feels really good. I think I'm getting turned on. Tom: That sounds hot. Let it all go. Katie: It feels amazing. I can't believe how good this feels. Tom: I can't handle it, I'm peeing myself right here in the car. Katie: Secretly peeing myself was really getting me riled up. Tom: I couldn't resist either. That was intense. Katie: If you think that's intense, wait til we get home. ❤️💦 2 1 2 Link to post
Peekid 224 Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 Graduation day. The stage, the caps, the people applauding me as I walk across the stage. It’s all so freeing. Oh, shit. I have to pee. I’ll just go on the stage. Not like anyone can see under the gown anyway. Good thing I skipped panties today. (Faint trickling sounds) Ahh. Freedom 3 1 Link to post
Popular Post hentaixt 1,459 Posted April 5 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 5 How long will this pee puddle take to dry, it's been here like six months now. Yeah, it MIGHT have a chance to go away if one of us was not refreshing the supply every four hours. 1 1 1 2 Link to post
Popular Post Public P2 33 Posted April 20 Popular Post Share Posted April 20 Mommm! Jenny stole all my soda! What! That’s not true, I only borrowed it. I put it right back when I was done with it. 1 2 4 Link to post
steve25805 121,624 Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 I walked in on my sis squatting and peeing on her bedroom carpet. She grinned, saying "Hi bro." And just kept right on pissing. 2 1 Link to post
hentaixt 1,459 Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 When I got to work the other day I found my boss taking a long hissing piss in my office. Normally this would be something to report to HR, but that's the department where we work. So, I asked if it was alright for me to go use her office to piss. Turns out she was in mine because the District HR Manager was squatting on the desk in her office! 2 2 Link to post
hentaixt 1,459 Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 (edited) I was walking through the guitars at the 2nd hand store the other day when I stopped to take a piss on a French Horn... I didn't particularly needed to pee, but I went because it was being smug and MOCKING me. Edited April 27 by hentaixt 2 1 Link to post
hentaixt 1,459 Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 About a year ago at a local bar I convinced a very drunk women to let me pee in her mouth. I told it would sober her up and she was just far enough gone to believe me. She immediately realized her mistake once I started. Normally this would be a silly one off story, but I have done it four times since then to the same women. I am convinced she just has a latent fetish and only acknowledges it when wasted. 1 Link to post
Public P2 33 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 That was I nice stay, should we leave something for the cleaners? Janna! Why are you pulling up your squirt? I meant a leaving a tip! Oh well zipp. 1 Link to post
Popular Post peeLIZZ 821 Posted May 7 Popular Post Share Posted May 7 Returning from a trip, I entered my room and saw my sister giving a blowjob to her boyfriend on my bed. She looked up at me, but did not stop, but only speed up her movements, looking into my eyes. A few seconds later he cum and the sperm flowed down her chin onto her boobs and then onto the bed. - Hi sister! — she got out of bed and spat the sperm onto the carpet. “Parents left, and I didn’t want to dirty my bed.” I didn’t know what to answer... She wiped her mouth and mouth with my T-shirt hanging on the chair and hung it back, and then pulled out the drawer and sat on it with her bare butt, relaxed and began to pee, soaking the stacks of neatly folded sweaters. - Wait, my clothes are ... “I don’t care, to be honest,” she smiled. “Our parents aren’t home, so I want to enjoy it.” If you whine, I'll sit on your Xbox... 1 1 4 Link to post
hentaixt 1,459 Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 As a nun I pee in the church regularly. I probably need to stop blessing it for the baptismal and serving it with communion. Though, the girl's choir likes to use it before practice. So maybe it is alright. 2 Link to post
hentaixt 1,459 Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 "Mom where is my 'Piss Chug'? We're going to a movie and you know I can't sit for two hours without it." "It's in the dishwasher baby, but it's clean, so you can take it with you." "Thanks, Still trying to get used to the two gallon bladder I inherited from you. I mean, you are on the toilet right now and it has been a half hour right??" 3 Link to post
hentaixt 1,459 Posted May 11 Author Share Posted May 11 "So glad they wrapped up the meeting when they did. Any longer and I was going to climb up and pee on the conference table." "You probably should've, it would have made it a lot more tolerable to be there." (ALT) "What was stopping you? The other three girls already had, no one was going to say anything after that." 3 Link to post
Public P2 33 Posted May 12 Share Posted May 12 So your saying I could donate anything I want Of course miss, every little ting counts Okay than, hold that thing a little lower for me will you, zippp 1 Link to post
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