As told to me by my wife...

[The99Club 351]

...a while back my wife agreed to relay to me any stories or anecdotes she picked up from friends, co-workers, or other women she came across in her travels. At first she was hesitant, not so much to relay me anything she heard or saw, but that she would hear or see anything at all. I assured her that if she kept her eyes/ears open that women are quite open with sharing this information. As it turns out she was just starting to get to know a new co-worker and this coworker has the perfect mix of bladder weakness, a lack of filter in discussing it, and utter stupidity to get into situations that get her in trouble. But more about her later...

Just as we were discussing this topic we went to a wedding her her cousin happened to be at. Her cousin and her husband walked in very close to being late and sat down. We were chatting with them when the action stopped several people got up to give speeches.  About halfway through my wife's cousin said, "They need to hurry up. I have to pee. We were looking for a parking spot for soooo long." At this point I noticed that she was sitting somewhat hunched over and uncomfortably.

The cousin and I have a decent rapport so I was giving her a hard time about it but she wasn't really biting. Finally the speeches finished and she stood up and began scanning the room looking for the bathroom. I wasn't about to help her even though I had already been and knew where it was. She turned to my wife and asked her and they proceeded to walk together--toward the wrong door! (the wedding was just in a large rented room and there were staircases in each corner -- one leading to the bathrooms, the other I forget where but certainly not bathrooms) 

A little while later they came back and the rest of the night went on as usual. On the way home my wife revealed to me that nothing really exciting had had happened. "At one point I guess she stopped and stood in place for a second and said 'Don't make me laugh because I have to pee and I have had two kids.'" It was at that point I explained just how exciting that little detail was, even if she ultimately made it to the bathroom with no known or obvious mishaps. From there is when she agreed to really be dialed in when similar issues come up and in the years since she has fed me many amazing stories.

I will attempt to tell them in this thread...some are tame, but some are truly unbelievable to me.

(Much) more to come...

[The99Club 351]

Right around the time of that wedding my wife began walking with two co-workers most days at lunch. There is Tiffany, who is pleasantly plane looking with dark hair that I believe is pulled back in a tight bun for work. And Natalie who walks much more frequently. Natalie is about 5'7 with a heavy-ish build but not in an unattractive way. She has short hair with a little flippy sort of thing that comes off the top of her head. She wears baggy black pants to work almost every day though the few times I met her she has been in dark jeans. She has a disarming smile and is quite well spoken.

Not long after the wedding my wife came home from work and as she was changing she casually told me: "I walked with Natalie at lunch today. I asked if she wanted to go for another loop but she said, 'I do but if I don't go to the bathroom before my 1pm meeting I am going to pee in my pants. That might be TMI but it's the truth.'"

[The99Club 351]

Sometimes when my wif and Natalie go for walks they are in a bit of a time crunch. One day they randomly set out for what was going to be an abbreviated walk and mostly indoors because of bad weather.  Soon after they started, the conversation:

NATALIE:  I should have peed before we left
WIFE:  ((continued with the other conversation))
NATALIE:  No, Michelle! I should have peed before we left?
WIFE:  Can you handle the rest of the walk?
NATALIE: Yes, let's just keep moving

They continues on a shorter version of their walk. There is apparently a long hallway they walk down and the routine is to go to the end, touch the wall, and then turn around. Only this time Natalie had other ideas as my wife started walking toward the end of that hall.

"Can we just turn around now please? I really have to get back. I would go in one of these buildings but I'm not sure where the bathrooms are and I don't want to waste any time."

So they turned around then then got back to Natalie's building and she started to go up the stairs.

WIFE: I guess I'll be in touch while I'm away (it was their last day working together for like two weeks)
NATALIE: (turning around at the top of the steps):  Oh yeah have a ood time....(bending down and crossing her legs)..  Sorry, I gotta go.

With that Natalie sprinted into the main hallway and to the bathroom.

[moremichael 119]

the perfect mix of bladder weakness, a lack of filter in discussing it, and utter stupidity to get into situations that get her in trouble.

Fantastic, thanks :)

[gldenwetgoose 21,498]

As I've posted many times, my wife knows of my interest, but really doesn't get it - so rather than cause awkwardness, it's now no longer really mentioned and to all intents and purposes I believe she considers I've 'grown out of it'.  So now any little anecdotes are just innocent comments made more as passing comments than any real significance, as far as she's concerned.

One of the best I remember was her telling me about a friend she knew through who owned a mobile catering trailer - a burger / hot sandwich sort of unit.  Apparently at the end of one working day she'd let her staff go home and she was cleaning down for the night. After who knows how many ours working in the trailer she decided she really couldn't wait a moment longer and had squatted over a bucket in the privacy of the  trailer, releasing quite a volume of pee.  As she'd stood up though she'd obviously had her legs together and had been sitting on the bucket forming an airtight seal - so when she stood up she brought the bucket with her, lifting it off the floor. Of course it then fell back to the floor, spraying almost every surface with her fresh pee and causing another hour of cleaning.

Another was a shared experience, a close friend of my wife's (quite a fanciable lady) who popped around for a drink in the back garden last summer. She had her 18 year old daughter with her and ended up talking about decluttering - getting rid of the trampoline out of their garden. Daughter was horrified at the thought and protested that they use it. Mum replied that yes, the daughter did and younger brother - but older brother and dad never would use it.  "And I can't use it" said mum, prompting a "what do you mean?" from the daughter.  The mum tried to just say 'because I can't, you know...' but the daughter didn't get it, or pick up on mum's attempts to drop the subject. Of course I instantly got what she meant and was left with a very colourful mental picture...

[The99Club 351]

Since @gldenwetgoose mentioned the trampoline I will go ahead and tell this one sooner than I was anticipating. 

This time Tiffany came into my wife's office and they were chatting. (If you forgot have not read the entire thread, Tiffany has not been the main protagonist here, but is average looking and keeps her dark hair tightly pulled back behind her head). One thing led to another and they started on the topic of trampolines. Not the traditional kid trampolines, but smaller ones used for exercise that we used to have and that, it turns out, Tiffany also has. At this point Tiffany was about a year out of having her second child and mentioned that she had recently learned it was not a good idea for her to be using the trampoline. I'll let her take it from there...

"My daughter kept asking me to jump on the trampoline so I finally agreed and started to jump. I jumped twice and all of a sudden I had to pee sooooo bad. I hopped off and squeezed my legs together (apparently there was a physical demonstration of this during the telling of this event). I finally ran to the bathroom. But by the time I got there I was all wet....and I don't go on the trampoline anymore."

[Alfresco 11,639]

I love little anecdotes like this.  My wife also doesn't "get it" but she knows that I appreciate relevant information and does tell me once in a while if she sees anything.  She once came back from a walk and told me how she had seen a 20 something jogger nip behind the gate to the churchyard and bob down, with just her head still above the gate, she stayed there about 30 seconds then popped up again and ran out still adjusting her tight fitting running leggings.   She saw my wife and looked a bit sheepish as she jogged off.

 

[The99Club 351]

One day the entire company was in a big meeting in what I recall was a gymnasium even though that doesn't make sense. Either way it was an expansive room and my wife was sitting next to Natalie. Toward the end of the meeting someone got up and walked out, kind of going through the middle not far from the speaker to get out.

NATALIE: Oh my god I wish I could do that
WIFE: Do what?
NATALIE: I have to pee sooo bad but I can't bring myself to stand up and do the walk-out. I just hope this ends soon.

Around this time my wife noticed that Natalie's legs were crossed way tighter than usual. And then Natalie said: "I'm serious, like I really have to pee."

A few minutes later the meeting ended and my wife was distracted speaking to someone else. 

"And Natalie was gone," she said. "I mean she was gone. I don't know how fast she got up and ran out but she was gone instantly."

My wife eventually made it back to her office and passed by Natalie's. She poked her head in.

WIFE: Thanks for waiting for me
NATALIE: Oh my god I had to pee so bad
WIFE: Well, I'm glad you made it
NATALIE:  Yeah, I made it

The tone of the last line made it seem like...maybe Natalie didn't 100% make it. There was no further follow-up

[The99Club 351]

My wife and Natalie rarely spend time together outside work, but one of the first times they did was to see one of the 50 Shades movies as part of some sort of charity thing. So it was Natalie, a friend of hers, and my wife. They went to grab a bite and then went to the movie. Less than halfway into it Natalie looked over at my wife and whispered: "I knew this was going to happen. I have to pee."

The rest of the movie finished without any other mention or sign of anything wrong (at least per my wife, if it were one of us maybe there would have been tons of signs lol). When it was over Natalie quickly said, "Okay let's go I have to pee." But no sooner did she say that than the lights went on and there was some sort of raffle for prizes based on the charity event that the evening was planned around, So the three women stood at the end of their row while some names were called out. By this point Natalie was in bad shape. "She talked about it the whole time," my wife told me.

"I have to pee so bad...I could literally pee in my pants...Why do I always get myself in these situations," were among the specific lines I remember.

The raffle finally ended and the women began to head out to find a ladies room when another delay hit. Someone called out Natalie's name. It was her cousin who she had not seen in some time. The cousin of course wanted to chat her up which Natalie took part in grudgingly.  My wife was standing closer to the aisle than Natalie and reported that "she was practically pushing me out of the row. But it was her cousin. I wasn't going to be the one to just walk away."

They finally ditched the cousin with a promise from Natalie to stay in better touch. They exited the theater and began to look for the ladies room. Natalie's friend suggested that it might be on a different floor. "It better not be," Natalie said. "If we have to walk upstairs I am literally not going to make it." That line has always resonated with me and even typing it now makes my heart pound.

Fortunately for Natalie and unfortunately for us they soon found a ladies room, no stairs or line, they all went in and peed, and it was not mentioned again.

However...

By the time they were walking out of the ladies room another movie must have gotten out because there was a bit of a line (what awful timing in terms of Natalie having to wait on it...oh well). Walking out my wife heard one woman complaining about having to pee really bad and she said: "I don't know if I'm still wet from the movie or if I already peed my pants a little."

Wow...

 

[The99Club 351]

Natalie was going on a work trip the next day and was finishing up some sort of presentation. She was also stopping home on her lunch break (she lives in the town they work in or maybe a town over) and trying to finish up before lunch. She kept hopping into my wife's office both to get feedback on the presentation and to use some office supply.

"Natalie was totally flustered," my wife reported. "I think she was just nervous about her trip, but like why didn't she just take my stapler with her. But she just kept coming back and every time she would seem more flustered. At some point she started saying 'I really have to pee' when she would come in. Eventually she said 'I really could pee my pants.' I told her to just go to the bathroom but she just kept coming back and forth."

Finally Natalie came in and something happened... a pen flew across the room or something like that, and she and my wife both started laughing hysterically. All of a sudden, Natalie stopped and quickly put her legs together and bent over. She then said, "I'll be right back," and sprinted out of the room, away from her office and towards the ladies room.

When she came back a few minutes later Natalie said: "I guess I should have just gone to the bathroom. I guess it's a good day to be going home for lunch."

To refresh Natalie pretty much always wears black pants to work so it would take quite a mishap for anything to ever be visible.

[Kupar 13,341]

It seems to me that Natalie is pretty into holding and desperation!

[The99Club 351]

It seems to me that she is more just absent-minded. That said, I have only met her a few times and always very briefly and my wife is not likely the best judge of these matters. So you could be right. But...the best of Natalie is yet to come

[The99Club 351]

One day my wife was sitting in her office when Natalie walked in.

"Sorry, you look busy," Natalie said. "I just wanted to tell you about my horrible and almost mortifying morning."

"It's okay, go ahead."

Natalie works a somewhat sensitive job and does a lot of it over video-conferencing which dates to long before Zoom. I'll let her take it from here...

"So I was on a call and it was supposed to be a half hour but Mr XXX just kept talking and I didn't have another appointment so I just let him go. But I had to pee really bad. I kept thinking he would stop talking but he didn't. I have never--ever--left a call to go to the bathroom but I was thinking I might have to. Finally I couldn't take it anymore so I just made up a lie that I had to get to my next appointment and he hung up. But as soon as I stood up I knew I wasn't going to make it. I thought about just going in my garbage can but that would be embarrassing when the cleaning guy comes in. So I waddled down the hall."

At this point my wife described Natalie actually putting her legs together and demonstrating the waddle. She also described some very frantic storytelling. Back to Natalie...

"I finally got to the bathroom and they were in there cleaning it! I booked it downstairs to that bathroom and it's a good thing no one was on the other side of the door because I pushed that door in so hard it smashed against the wall and I finally peed."

My wife, by this point having been trained a bit and gotten a bit more brazen, commented back about how she hates when that happens and that sometimes you don't always make it in time. To which Natalie responded...

"Oh yeah I didn't make it. I mean I mostly made it but not all the way."

[weequeen 1,990]

I would like to work with this natalie and be witness to all her “close calls”

[hotwetslut 81]

On 2/21/2021 at 10:52 AM, weequeen said:

I would like to work with this natalie and be witness to all her “close calls”

Couldn't agree more

[The99Club 351]

A good while after the incident where Natalie got held up on the call, she and my wife were walking again. The conversation casually included different challenges about their respective jobs. At some point my wife saw an opening and was able to ask what happened if there was a long call and she needed something like the bathroom. Here is Natalie answer:

"Oh my God the worst time. I was sick. I was really sick and I was drinking tea all day. The call was going long. I NEVER end calls early for bathroom but I really felt like I couldn't hold it anymore. Just as I was about to cut it off but it turned into a situation where ethically I couldn't get up. By the time he finally calmed down and I was able to end the call...it was too late."

My wife casually asked what she did in that case.

"Well...you just do the best you can, and when you can you go to the bathroom and then get cleaned up."

[The99Club 351]

A little more than a year ago my wife and Natalie set out on their lunch time walk, this time with Tiffany. They started down the hill and after a short time Natalie said: "I should have peed before we left."

They stopped. "Are you going to be okay or should we go back?" Tiffany asked.

There was a pause. "I'll be okay," Natalie said. "Let's just keep moving."

They kept walking down the hill and talking. The thing about Tiffany is that she is the one of the three that adds levity and humor. At some point she said something that got laughs out of the other two. At that point my wife and Tiffany kept walking but Natalie stopped. At this point they were a decent way down the hill.

"Okay guys," Natalie said with her legs firmly together. "I'm not going to be okay until we get back."

For a moment it seemed as if neither of the other two knew what to say. Finally Tiffany suggested, "What about the golf house at the bottom of the hill?" There is a golf course next to the property and about midway down the hill there is either a small building or a clubhouse just off the walking trail. I'm not clear just how big this building is. "It might be just for the golfers though," Tiffany added.

They began walking and Natalie said: "Well if they don't let me use the bathroom there I'm going on the side of the building." The three women quickly made their way down to the bottom of the hill and entered the building.

"Can I use your bathroom please? It's an emergency," Natalie asked.

"It's really only for members," the person at the desk said.

"No. You don't understand. It's an EMERGENCY! Show me where the bathroom is."

With that , Natalie was taken behind the counter and shown the way to what looked like an employee bathroom. My wife and Tiffany waited a bit for Natalie to come out.

"Feel better?" my wife asked.

"I do feel better," Natalie answered. "But I'm not exactly clean. Do you mind if we just head back?"

So they headed back. On the way Natalie volunteered: "I never learn. I should just really start keeping a change of clothes in my car or something."

As ever, Natalie was wearing loose, black and there were no specifically obvious signs that she had peed in her pants. But very clearly she had not come close to making it to the bathroom.

[The99Club 351]

That is the last of the good Natalie stuff. They were all sent home to work at the start of covid and have not been back so there are no more lunchtime walks. They have met a few times between their houses for weekend walks but nothing interesting has come of it. The only anecdote was Natalie saying that the first time she went in anyone else's house since the start of the pandemic was when she was finishing an outside visit and had to pee. She said: "I thought about just driving home but I knew I wouldn't make it."

My wife has passed on some other stories over the last few years, the best of which I will soon add to this thread. In the meantime I hope everyone has enjoyed these 100% true stories. And hopefully there will be more walks or other activities post-covid that will lead to more posts here.

-99

[wettingman 571]

I really like the way you started with desperation stories that kept getting more dire and eventually to Natalie wetting her pants.

While I can't say for sure if she enjoys holding her pee and therefore deliberately puts herself in these situations, but for sure she enjoys talking about her desperation and accidents. I think a non-pee fan would be too embarrassed to discuss it, especially if it was not obvious due to dark pants. 

Thank you for the enjoyable series of posts.

[The99Club 351]

Here is another...no more Natalie though

My wife was at a PTA meeting (parent teacher association) sitting at a table toward the back. A woman came walking by during the meeting. I forget her name but she was pointed out to be a few months later and was an average looking brunette about 5'5, hair up in a loose bun when I saw her. Body was nothing great but not awful. Looked like a mom. As she walked by the table she threw down her stuff and said, "I HAVE to use the bathroom."

A minute or so later she came back to retrieve her stuff and said, "Damn boy scouts. Bathroom isn't available."

The bathrooms in that school are single and co-ed, at least for the general public, and it seems there was a boy scout group that was returning from an event and using the bathrooms to pee or change or whatever. Anyway, the rest of the meeting came and went with nothing else of interest.

But before leaving my wife had to wait for her ride who was staying after to ask about a committee she was on. The woman who had tried to use the bathroom was part of that after-meeting powwow. There were 4-5 women standing in a circle chatting and my wife said she noticed just a tiny bit of fidgeting from this woman -- like an amount so small it only became apparently because she knew the woman had to pee.

As they were talking the woman dropped a folder on the floor. She bent down to pick it up and as she was getting back up, she sneezed.

"Well she turned three shades of red," is how my wife described it. The woman then said, in a very nervous, uncertain voice:

"Well I guess I should have used the bathroom. Because I have given birth to three children. And that sneeze just did me in so now I have to go home and take a shower." With that she quickly walked out and was gone. Unfortunately it was winter and a long coat covered what would have been any visible damage

[The99Club 351]

A few years ago my wife went to a line dancing class. It was just a few women and maybe a guy or two at a local school. So I was shocked when she came home and told me that something interesting had happened...

It was the start of the school year so it was still kind of toasty and obviously everyone was expending energy and sweating. After one of the songs one of the women started chugging a large bottle of water. She was described to me as kind of pretty, tall with dark hair and a decent rack with some cleavage definitely showing. She said to her friend, "I can't help it I'm just so thirsty."

The class continued and a few songs later the same woman said to her friend, "I'm sorry I can't wait anymore I have to go to the bathroom." And off she went.

The woman came back a short time later--maybe too soon--and said to her friend, "They're closed."

"Did you try the men's room?" the friend asked.

"Yeah, that one is closed too."

With that she turned and quickly walked out of the gym. A few minutes later, she came back again, collected her bag and said to the fried: "I'm sorry I have to wait in the car. You don't have to leave but I can't be in here anymore. It's over now, but I just have to go wait for you in the car."

As she turned to walk out one final time, my wife noticed a distinct wet spot on the back of her jeans. A rare form of visible evidence in this run of stories/reports. The friend stayed for the rest of the class but the two did not return for any subsequent classes.

[The99Club 351]

Reviving this thread thanks to Tiffany who has moved to the head of the class in terms of incidents. A recent incident triggered me to come back here, but I'll tell an older tale first.

A few months back my wife and Tiffany were walking out of work together when Tiffany stopped to use the ladies room. When she came out they were walking to the car and my wife mentioned never wanting to pee after the end of the work day and that she would rather go before. "And besides, we don't live all that far." Tiffany lives pretty close to us and it is 20 minutes tops from work.

"Well," Tiffany said, "We don't live that far when there isn't any traffic. But a few weeks ago I didn't use the bathroom before I left and it started to snow and it took me forever to get home."

My wife eloquently asked her to continue.

"I had to go so bad! And there was no place go get out and go. I was literally squeezing the steering wheel to keep the car straight and squeezing my legs to try and hold it."

The wife then asked if she flooded her seat.

"Well...I slid forward on the seat so I could let some out but I was forward so it just got on my clothes and the floor mat."

My wife asked if she made a run for it when she got home to which Tiffany responded with "By that point I don't even think I cared."

It sounds to me like she fully peed her pants in the car, but even if she didn't it was still quite an incident.

[The99Club 351]

Just a few weeks ago my wife and Tiffany met for a Sunday morning walk. There is a walking trail near here that is maybe a quarter mile. There is a park there with bathrooms but you can walk at times when they bathrooms are closed. After not that much time, Tiffany interrupted the conversation and said: "Soo...I've been trying to drink more water which has been good but it means I have to pee all the time. Do you mind if we just stop and see if the bathrooms are open?"

My wife of course agreed but when the lap ended and they tried the bathrooms they were closed. There is a business on the other side of the parking lot but it is closed on Sundays.

"What do you want to do"? my wife asked.  "Let's just keep walking for a while. There isn't even any place to just go. I would totally do it but there really is no place to go."

Tiffany is right. Until recently there were a bunch of all trees and plenty of places to hide for anyone who just *had to* pee. The trees were recently removed, I assume because too many people thought it was creepy that the rail wound out of site. (for the record I have never seen anyone pee here or heard of any trouble, but that doesn't mean neither one of them has happened.)

They did another lap. Then another. Halfway through the second lap the topic came up again. "Okay," Tiffany said. "I can't make it any more after this lap. I'm going to have to figure something out." They kept walking and discussing options. There is a Starbucks and Dunkin on the block where the parking lot empties onto and Tiffany decided on Dunkin because it was closer.

As they got to their cars, my wife started asking Tiffany if she wanted to go together or separately or just part ways.  "Michelle," she said tersely. "I have to go. Meet me at Dunkin." With that Tiffany got out of her car and peeled out of the lot and down the path to the main road. When my wife arrived at Dunkin, Tiffany was in the bathroom.

When she came out my wife asked if she wanted to go back and keep walking. "So...I didn't exactly make it," Tiffany responded. "I mean I'm fine we can sit here for a little while but I'd rather not go back out in the cold."

They sat for about an hour more--during which time Tiffany peed again. She also told my wife about a time working at home when she booked too many things too close together and that, "thank god I was working at home because when I stood up I peed enough that I had to change my pants."

My wife is supposed to walk at this same path with Tiffany and Natalie soon. Fingers crossed for some action!

[wettingman 571]

So were Tiffany pants visibly wet ? 

[The99Club 351]

I believe they were black AND covered by a winter coat