Unexpected wee with a stranger

[ukpeegirl86 3,031]

Well this evening I had a very unusual experience. I go for a walk most evenings and on the way back I felt a growing need to pee which reached the point I couldn't ignore it and I knew I wouldn't make it home. There's a row of garages I often pop behind on my usual route so I took a detour. I was just getting in position to squat in the corner with my back to the wall when a well dressed lady a little older than me rounded the corner. "Are you having a wee there?!" She asked. I've never been caught in the act (well almost) before so I apologised hastily and went to pull my knickers and leggings up quickly. "Don't be silly" she told me "I'm here to do just the same!" She pulled her skirt up and squatted a couple of meters further down. "I'm so sorry" she said, "would you rather have some privacy?" I replied it was fine and started peeing although it was harder than usual despite how badly I needed to go, because of the proximity of another person while I was going. She was peeing alongside me. She finished before I did and wiped with a tissue from her handbag. She turned away from me to offer me privacy as I finished and offered me a tissue also, which I accepted. She passed the tissue and caught sight of my large puddle as she turned. My puddle had formed a stream which had run a good five metres to the other side of the garage area. "Gosh, you really needed that didn't you?" She said and I laughed. I wiped, pulled up my leggings and we both walked off in our different directions. It was a very strange experience.

[speedy3471 10,655]

Strange experience is right lol. I do like how you ladies were so polite and considerate you were to each other, we Canadians are also polite but most people are so uptight that they wouldn't dare start a conversation while pissing in public lol

[ukpeegirl86 3,031]

11 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

Strange experience is right lol. I do like how you ladies were so polite and considerate you were to each other, we Canadians are also polite but most people are so uptight that they wouldn't dare start a conversation while pissing in public lol

It was one of the strangest experiences I've ever had. When she came round the corner she was quite stern when she asked if I was weeing and I was expecting a real telling off! I was extremely embarrassed at first but I think she was probably working on the assumption of safety in numbers.

[speedy3471 10,655]

2 minutes ago, ukpeegirl86 said:

It was one of the strangest experiences I've ever had. When she came round the corner she was quite stern when she asked if I was weeing and I was expecting a real telling off! I was extremely embarrassed at first but I think she was probably working on the assumption of safety in numbers.

I can imagine that you were embarrassed, but I'm glad she wasn't upset with you. Everyone has to piss sooner or later lol

[gldenwetgoose 21,500]

29 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

Strange experience is right lol. I do like how you ladies were so polite and considerate you were to each other, we Canadians are also polite but most people are so uptight that they wouldn't dare start a conversation while pissing in public lol

I have this perception that ladies are more sociable in the bathroom (whether that extends to outdoor weeing, well this example suggests it does).

With us guys we just stand and stare straight ahead - scared to death of making eye contact, let alone talking.  Unless alcohol is involved, in which case there's always one extrovert keen to tell everyone his life story.

[speedy3471 10,655]

20 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

I have this perception that ladies are more sociable in the bathroom (whether that extends to outdoor weeing, well this example suggests it does).

With us guys we just stand and stare straight ahead - scared to death of making eye contact, let alone talking.  Unless alcohol is involved, in which case there's always one extrovert keen to tell everyone his life story.

Yup you pretty much hit the nail on the head hahahahahaha

[Merkus 196]

35 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

I have this perception that ladies are more sociable in the bathroom (whether that extends to outdoor weeing, well this example suggests it does).

With us guys we just stand and stare straight ahead - scared to death of making eye contact, let alone talking.  Unless alcohol is involved, in which case there's always one extrovert keen to tell everyone his life story.

That’s me. I’m the extrovert (while drinking) who will strike up a conversation while peeing. If I’m drunk I’ll pee anywhere with anyone.

[speedy3471 10,655]

2 minutes ago, Merkus said:

That’s me. I’m the extrovert (while drinking) who will strike up a conversation while peeing. If I’m drunk I’ll pee anywhere with anyone.

Iam the same way hahahahah

[Hidengo 277]

4 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

I have this perception that ladies are more sociable in the bathroom (whether that extends to outdoor weeing, well this example suggests it does).

With us guys we just stand and stare straight ahead - scared to death of making eye contact, let alone talking.  Unless alcohol is involved, in which case there's always one extrovert keen to tell everyone his life story.

I have a theory about this actually.

It all goes back to the hunter/gatherer days.

See, when you're hunting, the whole party can't stop so one person can take a leak. They stay behind to do their business and catch up later. So while they're all alone, genitals on display and back exposed for any carnivores to dig into, it's natural that they'd be on incredibly high alert. That "pee shy" mentality gets passed down as a hunter's instinct for staying safe while doing one's business on a hunt.

The gatherers, however, had safety in numbers, and it's not like the plants are going anywhere, so it would largely be beneficial to take breaks together. That way, everyone could watch out for everyone else. That's the gatherer instinct.

And yeah, we know "Men hunt, women gather" was more of a trend than a hard rule, but it was a pretty strong trend.

You can probably see where this is going.

Note: I'm not an evolutionary biologist/anthropologist/psychologist. I'm just a dude with an unfounded theory.

Edited September 17, 2020 by Hidengo

[BB1BB 107]

16 hours ago, Hidengo said:

 

Note: I'm not an evolutionary biologist/anthropologist/psychologist. I'm just a dude with an unfounded theory.

It's a pretty good theory, I'd say.

Either that or women can squat, face each other and carry on talking while they pee. Men would be wise not to try peeing face-to-face (unless their tastes run that way, of course...)

[Merkus 196]

1 hour ago, BB1BB said:

It's a pretty good theory, I'd say.

Either that or women can squat, face each other and carry on talking while they pee. Men would be wise not to try peeing face-to-face (unless their tastes run that way, of course...)

I mean, I’m cool with peeing face to face with another guy. Any takers? 😂

[oliver2 4,422]

10 hours ago, Merkus said:

I mean, I’m cool with peeing face to face with another guy. Any takers? 😂

(Checks wind direction, compass, pisses as hard as possible towards California)