Popular Post speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 11, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted January 11, 2020 Well I decided to venture out on the deck in just my underwear for a piss, it was -20C. It was a bit chilly lol 3 1 3 Link to post
Sweets 4,517 Posted January 12, 2020 Share Posted January 12, 2020 Nice hopefully u had some helping warming back up. 1 1 1 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 13, 2020 Author Share Posted January 13, 2020 On 1/12/2020 at 12:08 AM, Sweets said: Nice hopefully u had some helping warming back up. O yes I sure did, we found the perfect way to warm up😈😈😈 2 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 14, 2020 Author Share Posted January 14, 2020 50 minutes ago, Simpfan said: Kinda cold to be barefoot. Thanks for sharing! It was a bit chilly lol Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 14, 2020 Author Share Posted January 14, 2020 39 minutes ago, nturn427 said: holy nuts! lol looks like you had a lot to get rid of. Ya I had a fairly full tank lol Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 22, 2020 Author Share Posted January 22, 2020 Had another piss off the deck this morning 1 3 Link to post
Guest UnabashedUser Posted January 22, 2020 Share Posted January 22, 2020 The joys of a private deck. Just a bit too chili for this Texican. At least there's no scorpions waiting to grab your willy. Link to post
PissingBlonde 887 Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 (edited) Scorpions! Shit!!! The other day I was warning someone about the perils of men peeing outside in the NZ mountains and high country because of the cheeky kea - bold and opportunistic native alpine parrots that live there... But compared to scorpions they pale in comparison. It just goes to show there are sinister things eyeing us up everywhere, so pee wherever you can and then run for your lives!!! Edited January 23, 2020 by PissingBlonde words 2 Link to post
Grizzly Man 1,903 Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 For me I have to watch out for those mountain lions. They get upset when I mark over their territory lol 1 1 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 23, 2020 Author Share Posted January 23, 2020 19 hours ago, UnabashedUser said: The joys of a private deck. Just a bit too chili for this Texican. At least there's no scorpions waiting to grab your willy. No scorpions just rattlesnakes lol 1 Link to post
Guest UnabashedUser Posted January 23, 2020 Share Posted January 23, 2020 Oh those bastards. Yep we got those thangs here too. Nice hatband made from one. If you shake the rattles around horses, sometimes they'll react and buck. Link to post
PissingBlonde 887 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 We spent a lot of time mucking about on horses as kids and I was always grateful New Zealand dodged most of the scary and dangerous critters. Here it's mainly dive bombing magpies and birds of prey protecting their young that you have to watch out for, and a few venomous spiders that aren't normally where humans are. And great white sharks. Also bull sea lions: usually they just lie around sunbathing like Jabba the Hutt but are very territorial - a couple of times I've seen unsuspecting people wander into the sand dunes (for a piss or maybe some hanky-panky?) then come racing out chased by a huge 'slug on steroids'. For something with no legs, sea lions can move deceptively fast when they want to! Hope those folk were into wetting... I know with something like that frightening and chasing me, there is no way I'd make it to a toilet. 1 1 Link to post
tompee 410 Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Outdoor pissing always good to do 1 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 24, 2020 Author Share Posted January 24, 2020 17 hours ago, UnabashedUser said: Oh those bastards. Yep we got those thangs here too. Nice hatband made from one. If you shake the rattles around horses, sometimes they'll react and buck. I've ran over a few of these buggers lol. One good things is that rattlesnakes are good at eating gophers lol Link to post
F.W 5,734 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 On 1/23/2020 at 1:48 AM, PissingBlonde said: Scorpions! Shit!!! The other day I was warning someone about the perils of men peeing outside in the NZ mountains and high country because of the cheeky kea - bold and opportunistic native alpine parrots that live there... But compared to scorpions they pale in comparison. It just goes to show there are sinister things eyeing us up everywhere, so pee wherever you can and then run for your lives!!! Wow!What do the Keas do?Try peck the guys peckers?I do know its a green parrot with a hooky bill,and they are quite inquisitive. 1 Link to post
PissingBlonde 887 Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 17 hours ago, F.W said: Wow!What do the Keas do?Try peck the guys peckers?I do know its a green parrot with a hooky bill,and they are quite inquisitive. Don't know if they actually succeed at stealing schlongs but kea do have a reputation for destroying anything that isn't nailed down (sometimes for food, sometimes for fun) so if I was a guy I'm not sure I'd risk it. Also have to say, "Bender is great!" If I were the proud owner of a shiny metal ass, I'd pee - or the robot equivalent - EVERYWHERE, safe in the knowledge that no vicious animal could harm me... it's the mortal 'meatbags' who need to protect their lower human horn. 1 1 Link to post
PissingBlonde 887 Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 Ok - hopefully this will be my last scary animal post for a while, and apologies to @speedy3471 for taking your perfectly pervable thread off on such a tangent. It's just that after I replied to @F.W yesterday, there was an article in the paper about how kea are dying from chewing on lead roofing nails, so I stand corrected: apparently they also eat things that are nailed down. Shouldn't really joke about this as the naughty little buggers are so cute and it is very sad... But it made me think: hmmmm - men talk about having 'lead in their pencil'... obviously this may not stand up to scientific scrutiny but what if people who get turned on by pissing outdoors are being hunted by the birds more successfully than I thought - could this be contributing to their demise?!? 1 1 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 28, 2020 Author Share Posted January 28, 2020 4 minutes ago, PissingBlonde said: Ok - hopefully this will be my last scary animal post for a while, and apologies to @speedy3471 for taking your perfectly pervable thread off on such a tangent. It's just that after I replied to @F.W yesterday, there was an article in the paper about how kea are dying from chewing on lead roofing nails, so I stand corrected: apparently they also eat things that are nailed down. Shouldn't really joke about this as the naughty little buggers are so cute and it is very sad... But it made me think: hmmmm - men talk about having 'lead in their pencil'... obviously this may not stand up to scientific scrutiny but what if people who get turned on by pissing outdoors are being hunted by the birds more successfully than I thought - could this be contributing to their demise?!? No worries, getting off topic happens. I will get it back on track by pissing on my deck again hahahaha 1 1 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 28, 2020 Author Share Posted January 28, 2020 Pissing off the deck this foggy evening 1 1 2 Link to post
Sweets 4,517 Posted January 28, 2020 Share Posted January 28, 2020 17 minutes ago, speedy3471 said: Pissing off the deck this foggy evening Nice. Oh the possibility 1 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted January 28, 2020 Author Share Posted January 28, 2020 Just now, Sweets said: Nice. Oh the possibility 😈😈😈😈 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted October 1, 2020 Author Share Posted October 1, 2020 4 hours ago, Simpfan said: Beautiful cock and stream. Thank you😊 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted October 4, 2020 Author Share Posted October 4, 2020 I was making supper and needed a piss so I went out to my deck and lit it rip lol 2 2 Link to post
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