Anyone been caught peeing?

[Pissguy 243]

Title really. Has anyone been caught peeing they shouldn't have been? Parking garage, outside, etc.

 

[Sophie 23,123]

I've been caught a few times but a memorable time happened a few years ago when I was training for a triathlon. I was on a run on a path through a wooded area and I needed to pee. There wasn't any toilets nearby so I ran off the path and into the trees. I pulled down my shorts and squatted, peeing a couple of seconds later. Just as I was finishing a sporty brunette came running through the trees straight towards me. "Oops! Sorry, I didn't know you was here" she moved maybe 10 ft away and squatted, immediately starting a thick stream. She must have been bursting! I watched out of the corner of my eye as I wiped and squeezed myself back into my shorts before continuing on my run as she started getting dressed. Unfortunately she was heading in the opposite direction so I didn't have any company. 

[Bright1999 71]

I was working in the office and my girlfriend came in, she sat on the desk and peed on the floor. It was amazing. 
 

She left to continue working and my wife walked in about 5 minutes later, she noticed the wet patch and asked me what it was. I said it’s coffee and I had spilt it on the floor. Not satisfied, she rubbed her fingers in it and smelt it, said nothing and left. 
 

she had missed my girlfriend letting go by about 5 minutes. Still turns me on to this day , especially when she put her fingers in it. Wow. 

[likesToLick 9,848]

About 15 years ago I was riding my bike to work when I began to feel the need quite strongly.   Unfortunately,  riding through suburbs and city streets there is not much cover,  and no public toilets either.  I didn't think I could make it all the way to work,  about another 20 minutes of pedaling,  so I stopped near a narrow strip of bushes that screened a side street from a main road.

I parked my bike at the kerb on the quiet side,  and stepped into the bushes,  which were rather sparse.  The whole strip of land was about ten yards wide,  with rush-hour traffic streaming past on the other side.  I was wearing my high-vis cycling shirt and a helmet,  so the whole effect was a bit like an elephant trying to hide in a strawberry patch. 

Anyhow,  I gave the ground a good watering,  then headed back to my bike,  only to find a man standing there looking at it and then at me.  He didn't say a word,  just walked away, so I presume he saw what I was there for.

Either that or he was a bike thief and I just ruined his day 😁

[Gotah 2,238]

I have to little stories for you 😉

1. Last year I was on holiday in the italian alps. One day I did a little solo hike over a cozy little village. At the end of the path there was a tiny but very beautiful church, as I reached it I decided to have nice, relaxing pee so I snuck behind the building in a hidden spot, on the side (as you see in the picture) and opened the gates.

The side of the church is surrounded by a tiny wall and I got very close to it so if people saw me in the distance (the church is very exposed) they would just think that I was only leaning against it to enjoy the view, which I did btw while my urine splashed onto the wall right in front of me. The sight was breathtaking, I got distracted and all of a sudden there was a man next to me who just came along. The moment I saw him, fast as lightning, I stopped the stream and put my junk back into my pants, secretly. I needed to pee quite badly so stopping the stream wasn't a pleasant thing to do also because I kept peeing for a solid second after everything was back inside my pants. Anyway, as the man looked at me I said hello (all while I was trying to hide my actions) and he greeted back. He was probably a local because he said hello in a strange way haha.

I still don't know if he saw me peeing on that wall since I didn't see him the moment he reached the church .. I'd say there's a 50/50 chance that I got properly caught.

 

2. This year during spring and summer I did an internship in a library and every day during lunch break I went outside and relaxed next to a little pond not far away from my library and quite hidden in the forest but still not isolated from the public. I enjoyed my time there since it was a perfect place for peeing. I always held it during the morning hours and at lunch just so that I could enjoy the beautiful relief during my break. Since it was quite a public area and I never tried to hide myself while I peed, there was always the thrill of maybe getting caught by someone that made all much more exciting. I enjoyed trying out new positions to pee since standing up with a penis in your hand became quite boring. And that area around the pond was the ideal place to experiment.

Anyway, one day I sat down at one of the picnic tables next to the pond and since my bladder was full and I was to lazy to stand up, I just pulled my pants down almost to my knees and stuck my penis in between the wooden boards of the bench (I hope you understand what I mean) so that I could pee on the ground while still remain seated. 

It was something that I did a couple of times and was always very careful because it's quite exposing and there's a hiking path behind me so I always did my business quickly so nobody could see me. On that day though I took my time because it was a cloudy day and nobody went outside during days like that ... normally. As I sat there and enjoyed the sound of my pee splashing on the ground a man appeard all of a sudden from behind the bushes that covered my view of the hiking path. He was so close that I couldn't pull my pants back up in time so my butt was still exposed and I tried to cover it with my sweater. The man saw me sitting there and started to talk to me (we met before so it wasn't unusual). He kept talking about the weather and that it was about to rain etc. I pretended to listen but I was way to busy worrying about if he saw me peeing like a freak, if he could see my exposed butt from that angle and I also still need to fking pee so I was to focused on not wetting myself. Shortly after the man left and I emptied my bladder and again I still can't tell if he really saw me that day or not. I desperately hope not 'cause getting caught peeing like that is quite embarassing.

[Pissguy 243]

Great stories guys! I've been sorta caught twice. Once i was pissing behind a house at the local sainsburys. Just as i was finishing up i heard a noise and looked up. There was a woman watching me. When she noticed that i had seen her she flipped out and told me and i quote fuck off before I call the police. Nice lady.

Another time was after i finished work. I nipped down a cycling path and went behind a substation. As i was mid stream i see a woman bike past me. Now I'm 6'1 so my head was visible. So if she noticed me she certainly knew what i was doing

[speedy3471 10,627]

On 12/31/2019 at 2:24 AM, pop-a-squat said:

So I found a bench I could sit off of and use. I hiked my dress up to my waist and began peeing, I looked up and a trucker was parked right in front of me and was watching the whole thing! 

Well I bet you gave him a show that he won't soon forget😜

[speedy3471 10,627]

I've been caught pissing more than few times lol. 

Once was when I was driving down the highway and I really needed to piss so i just pulled over on the shoulder of the highway(pulling super b's there is no other option lol) and walked to the front of the truck and started pissing. Well about half way through my piss a car full of young ladies drive by, they just smiled and waved to me. I waved back lol

[oliver2 3,907]

I've been caught a few times:

- in the street at night, occasionally eliciting a "tut" or "ew!", in one case (from a cyclist, I think)

- peeing in a lake. I was about to swim in it and had waded in and squatted down to get accustomed to the cold water and immediately had to pee, so I did, which looked a bit obvious

- peeing by the side of the road with traffic passing

- standing at the water's edge on a nude beach, peeing into the sea