Peefreak99 3,703 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 I never have but i heard a story once about a guy jerking off he lived at his moms house. Anyway he had headphones on and his mom was out in the garden and he had locked his door. ( at least he thought he had xd) so he started feeling good so he closed his eyes and when he finished at his table there were 2 sandwiches and oboy🤣🤣🤣🤢🤢 cool mom tho " oh your jerking off ok i will just put your sandwiches and oboy down and you can have them when your done"🤣 4 Quote Link to post
mickymoist 3,336 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Never have either but there were a few close calls many years ago when I was living at home 2 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,627 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 To my knowledge I've never been caught lol. My wife thinks it would be sexy if she 'caught' me jerking off lol 2 Quote Link to post
Blackinksoul30 1,239 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 My mom caught me when i was young... i was in that self exploration stage of self discovery... 3 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,627 Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 20 minutes ago, Blackinksoul30 said: My mom caught me when i was young... i was in that self exploration stage of self discovery... Every one of us goes through that stage lol 2 Quote Link to post
oliver2 3,899 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 20 hours ago, speedy3471 said: My wife thinks it would be sexy if she 'caught' me jerking off lol That’s an offer you could take her up on! 1 Quote Link to post
oliver2 3,899 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Somehow I’ve avoided being caught by family at any point. I once walked in on my mum masturbating which was an effective reminder for both of us to SHUT THE DOOR and KNOCK! 3 Quote Link to post
Peefreak99 3,703 Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 2 minutes ago, oliver2 said: Somehow I’ve avoided being caught by family at any point. I once walked in on my mum masturbating which was an effective reminder for both of us to SHUT THE DOOR and KNOCK! Daaaaaamn how did she react? 1 Quote Link to post
oliver2 3,899 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Just now, Peefreak99 said: Daaaaaamn how did she react? Mutual embarrassment. We never spoke of it. (Really I find talking about anything remotely explicit to family uncomfortable. I don’t know how the hell having parents explain sex to their kids is supposed to work, at least, not once the kids are in their teens and need more details) 2 1 Quote Link to post
Misspy 380 Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 Never been caught that I know of because I make sure I’m alone cause it can be noisy and wet lol 2 2 Quote Link to post
Peefreak99 3,703 Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 17 minutes ago, Misspy said: it can be noisy and wet lol It's easier for guys to be quiet i guess because we don't cum as hard as you but it's easier for you to clean up you don't have to clean sticky sperm that has flew uncontrolably haha 1 2 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Misspy 380 Posted June 14, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 14, 2019 Yeah @Peefreak99 we don’t have to clean up sticky sperm but sometimes I’ll have to get the mop out after I’ve peed everywhere lol 1 1 4 Quote Link to post
Peefreak99 3,703 Posted June 14, 2019 Author Share Posted June 14, 2019 3 minutes ago, Misspy said: Yeah @Peefreak99 we don’t have to clean up sticky sperm but sometimes I’ll have to get the mop out after I’ve peed everywhere lol Haha ok a pee puddle is a litle harder to hide🤣 2 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Pissdrinker 870 Posted June 14, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted June 14, 2019 Of course I have and also regularly masturbate with my wife (but not sure if that counts) 1 4 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,627 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 19 hours ago, Peefreak99 said: It's easier for guys to be quiet i guess because we don't cum as hard as you but it's easier for you to clean up you don't have to clean sticky sperm that has flew uncontrolably haha Having our sticky cum fly around is the best part of jerking off lol 3 Quote Link to post
Peefreak99 3,703 Posted June 15, 2019 Author Share Posted June 15, 2019 33 minutes ago, speedy3471 said: Having our sticky cum fly around is the best part of jerking off lol It always feels good cuming hard but eh i hate the cleanup 2 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,627 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Peefreak99 said: It always feels good cuming hard but eh i hate the cleanup Hahaha I don't mind the clean up. Sometime in will blow my load onto a pair of my wifes panties, makes clean up a little easier hahahaha 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to post
Peefreak99 3,703 Posted June 15, 2019 Author Share Posted June 15, 2019 (edited) 3 minutes ago, speedy3471 said: Hahaha I don't mind the clean up. Sometime in will blow my load onto a pair of my wifes panties, makes clean up a little easier hahahaha I usally shoot it on myself but it's usally A LOT so it get's sticky af too much info mabye xd but that's the reason i don't like the cleanup unless it's done with a girls tounge😎 Edited June 15, 2019 by Peefreak99 1 1 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,627 Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 3 minutes ago, Peefreak99 said: I usally shoot it on myself but it's usally A LOT so it get's sticky af too much info mabye xd but that's the reason i don't like the cleanup unless it's done with a girls tounge😎 Nice hahaha. I sometimes shoot on myself as well, I can work up a good sized load to hahahah 1 1 1 Quote Link to post
Guest UnabashedUser Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 7 hours ago, speedy3471 said: Nice hahaha. I sometimes shoot on myself as well, I can work up a good sized load to hahahah Wife Bonnie enjoys it on her nipples and there's usually enough to drown them both. Quote Link to post
Guest UnabashedUser Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 7 hours ago, Peefreak99 said: It always feels good cuming hard but eh i hate the cleanup I have an extra long foreskin and can pull it over the head to trap the cum when I'm jerking off alone. Makes cleanup easier. Quote Link to post
Guest UnabashedUser Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 22 hours ago, speedy3471 said: Hahaha I don't mind the clean up. Sometime in will blow my load onto a pair of my wifes panties, makes clean up a little easier hahahaha If I'm alone with a pair of her used panties I'll use them to jerk off on and cum in. Quote Link to post
Peefreak99 3,703 Posted June 18, 2019 Author Share Posted June 18, 2019 28 minutes ago, peeingone said: I have never been caught watching porn or masturbating. I have almost gotten caught though. What about You @Peefreak99 have You ever been caught watching porn or masturbating by anyone before? No i have been lucky 1 Quote Link to post
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