Have you ever been caught watching porn or masturbating?

[Peefreak99 3,722]

I never have but i heard a story once about a guy jerking off he lived at his moms house. Anyway he had headphones on and his mom was out in the garden and he had locked his door. ( at least he thought he had xd) so he started feeling good so he closed his eyes and when he finished at his table there were 2 sandwiches and oboy🤣🤣🤣🤢🤢 cool mom tho " oh your jerking off ok i will just put your sandwiches and oboy down and you can have them when your done"🤣

[mickymoist 3,515]

Never have either but there were a few close calls many years ago when I was living at home 

[speedy3471 10,655]

To my knowledge I've never been caught lol. My wife thinks it would be sexy if she 'caught' me jerking off lol

[Blackinksoul30 1,246]

My mom caught me when i was young... i was in that self exploration stage of self discovery... 

[speedy3471 10,655]

20 minutes ago, Blackinksoul30 said:

My mom caught me when i was young... i was in that self exploration stage of self discovery... 

Every one of us goes through that stage lol

[oliver2 4,422]

20 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

My wife thinks it would be sexy if she 'caught' me jerking off lol

That’s an offer you could take her up on!

[oliver2 4,422]

Somehow I’ve avoided being caught by family at any point. I once walked in on my mum masturbating which was an effective reminder for both of us to SHUT THE DOOR and KNOCK!

[Peefreak99 3,722]

2 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

Somehow I’ve avoided being caught by family at any point. I once walked in on my mum masturbating which was an effective reminder for both of us to SHUT THE DOOR and KNOCK!

Daaaaaamn how did she react?

[oliver2 4,422]

Just now, Peefreak99 said:

Daaaaaamn how did she react?

Mutual embarrassment. We never spoke of it. (Really I find talking about anything remotely explicit to family uncomfortable. I don’t know how the hell having parents explain sex to their kids is supposed to work, at least, not once the kids are in their teens and need more details)

[Misspy 380]

Never been caught that I know of because I make sure I’m alone cause it can be noisy and wet lol

[Peefreak99 3,722]

17 minutes ago, Misspy said:

 it can be noisy and wet lol

It's easier for guys to be quiet i guess because we don't cum as hard as you  but it's easier for you to clean up you don't have to clean sticky sperm that has flew uncontrolably haha

[Misspy 380]

Yeah @Peefreak99 we don’t have to clean up sticky sperm but sometimes I’ll have to get the mop out after I’ve peed everywhere lol

[Peefreak99 3,722]

3 minutes ago, Misspy said:

Yeah @Peefreak99 we don’t have to clean up sticky sperm but sometimes I’ll have to get the mop out after I’ve peed everywhere lol

Haha ok a pee puddle is a litle harder to hide🤣

[Pissdrinker 874]

Of course I have and also regularly masturbate with my wife (but not sure if that counts)

[speedy3471 10,655]

19 hours ago, Peefreak99 said:

It's easier for guys to be quiet i guess because we don't cum as hard as you  but it's easier for you to clean up you don't have to clean sticky sperm that has flew uncontrolably haha

Having our sticky cum fly around is the best part of jerking off lol

[Peefreak99 3,722]

33 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

Having our sticky cum fly around is the best part of jerking off lol

It always feels good cuming hard but eh i hate the cleanup 

[speedy3471 10,655]

1 minute ago, Peefreak99 said:

It always feels good cuming hard but eh i hate the cleanup 

Hahaha I don't mind the clean up. Sometime in will blow my load onto a pair of my wifes panties, makes clean up a little easier hahahaha

[Peefreak99 3,722]

3 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

Hahaha I don't mind the clean up. Sometime in will blow my load onto a pair of my wifes panties, makes clean up a little easier hahahaha

I usally shoot it on myself but it's usally A LOT so it get's sticky af too much info mabye xd but that's the reason i don't like the cleanup unless it's done with a girls tounge😎

Edited June 15, 2019 by Peefreak99

[speedy3471 10,655]

3 minutes ago, Peefreak99 said:

I usally shoot it on myself but it's usally A LOT so it get's sticky af too much info mabye xd but that's the reason i don't like the cleanup unless it's done with a girls tounge😎

Nice hahaha. I sometimes shoot on myself as well, I can work up a good sized load to hahahah

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7 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

Nice hahaha. I sometimes shoot on myself as well, I can work up a good sized load to hahahah

Wife Bonnie enjoys it on her nipples and there's usually enough to drown them both.

[Guest UnabashedUser]

7 hours ago, Peefreak99 said:

It always feels good cuming hard but eh i hate the cleanup 

I have an extra long foreskin and can pull it over the head to trap the cum when I'm jerking off alone. Makes cleanup easier.  

[Guest UnabashedUser]

22 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

Hahaha I don't mind the clean up. Sometime in will blow my load onto a pair of my wifes panties, makes clean up a little easier hahahaha

If I'm alone with a pair of her  used panties  I'll use them to jerk off on and cum in. 

[Peefreak99 3,722]

28 minutes ago, peeingone said:

I have never been caught watching porn or masturbating. I have almost gotten caught though. What about You @Peefreak99  have You ever been caught watching porn or masturbating by anyone before? 

No i have been lucky