Pee Golf

[Colinology 40]

I just had the best idea ever... PEE GOLF!!

To make it easier you only have to play a 9 holes because 18 pisses is a lot of piss! 🤪

So this is how it works,;

1: Each hole has a par score, the higher the par the more difficult the challenge, 1 score for each par number. (So if you complete a Par 4 you get 4 points)

2: Bonus points are added to the score based on accuracy, amount and artistic style. Because the boys have an advantage with pointing your pee in the right direction the girls can play from the ladies tee 🤪

3: Unlike real boring golf, highest score wins.

Hole 1 - Par 5: From the middle of the bed into a vase on the floor at the end of the bed

Hole 2 - Par 3: From the toilet door into the toilet

Hole 3 - Par 4: Stand on the kitchen table or 6 foot away into the kitchen sink 

Hole 4 - Par 5: Backdoor into the peg basket at the clothesline (more than 6 foot away)

Hole 5 - Par 4: From the car seat onto the letterbox 

Hole 6 - Par 3: From the couch into a vase in the middle of the coffee table 

Hole 7 - Par 5: Sitting on a running washing machine so it is shaking into a vase at the laundry door

Hole 8 - Par 3: Into a birdbath from 6 foot away 

Hole 9 - Par 5: Over your head into a vase behind you

Its the only golf course where the water hazards are the highlights 😊

Obviously it would be best done with a partner to make the most of it, which counts me out as there seems to be a lake of women in Melbourne Australia into pee play that I can find, but still a fun way to pass the day

[Peefreak99 3,706]

That's some good creativity

i think @spywareonya would also love this idea she is a expert on peeing 

[spywareonya 37,916]

@Peefreak99

@Colinology

 

Ahahahha the structure of my house doesn't allow in the slightest many of them…

 

6 hours ago, Colinology said:

Hole 1 - Par 5: From the middle of the bed into a vase on the floor at the end of the bed

 

 

Done something similar. Not exactly this, but the positions were the same. Only the receiver was different, not a vase

 

6 hours ago, Colinology said:

Hole 2 - Par 3: From the toilet door into the toilet

Angle and distance make it impossible

 

6 hours ago, Colinology said:

Hole 3 - Par 4: Stand on the kitchen table or 6 foot away into the kitchen sink 

 

Form the kitchen counter, not the table (huge and too distant)

 

6 hours ago, Colinology said:

Hole 4 - Par 5: Backdoor into the peg basket at the clothesline (more than 6 foot away)

???

 

6 hours ago, Colinology said:

Hole 5 - Par 4: From the car seat onto the letterbox 

Impossible, I have some kind of patio

6 hours ago, Colinology said:

Hole 6 - Par 3: From the couch into a vase in the middle of the coffee table 

Done

6 hours ago, Colinology said:

Hole 7 - Par 5: Sitting on a running washing machine so it is shaking into a vase at the laundry door

Done something similar

6 hours ago, Colinology said:

Hole 8 - Par 3: Into a birdbath from 6 foot away

Does a little fountain count?

 

6 hours ago, Colinology said:

Hole 9 - Par 5: Over your head into a vase behind you

Same position, pee landed behind me but there was no vase on the floor...

6 hours ago, Colinology said:

Its the only golf course where the water hazards are the highlights 😊

 

Aren't you forgetting about something? There is another difference from golf… ihihihi

 

 

 

 

THIS THREAD IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!

[speedy3471 10,627]

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

@Peefreak99

@Colinology

 

 

 

 

 

 

THIS THREAD IS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!

That it is. Great idea

[Jayne78 1,373]

I think you also need to name the holes!

[mickymoist 3,347]

I would want bonus points for hitting the toilet from the doorway, it's 15 feet 😂

[HitEmAll 972]

On 6/4/2019 at 5:30 PM, spywareonya said:

@Peefreak99

@Colinology

Angle and distance make it impossible

 

Nancy has to practice her curve pee more!! 🤔😂

This thread is great, very creative idea! 👏👏👍

[Gotah 2,238]

On 6/4/2019 at 10:40 AM, Colinology said:

I just had the best idea ever

You defintly had. It sound incrediby intriguing.

If I have the chance to do it I'll definetly try some of these holes out.

The only problem is that all of this can become quite messy, which, to be honest is extremely fun, but I probably have to keep everything secret 'cause I don't want others to find out.